"Uncle Gu (Gu Quanshi), Qianqian, please help you get some tea!" Qianqian held the teapot and said:
Gu Quanshi pushed the teacup in front of Qianqian and said with a smile: Qianqian is so sensible!
Qianqian turned around and went to pour tea for Mrs. Gu.
Mrs. Gu called out: "Please Qianqian, there's no need to pour mine."
Xiaomei then said: Sister-in-law Qianqian, I don’t need to fall down.
She sang: The bees buzz, the mice squeak...
"Shui Shui, do you want some tea?" Qianqian asked:
Shuishui shook his head and replied: No more.
Qianqian put down the teapot and shouted: Aunt Gu, we went to cook, the mound has been in Feng Mansion for so long!
I think!
Mrs. Gu responded: It's still early and the sun has just come out. Let's wait and see.
"Brother Gu, Sister-in-law Gu, Xiaomei, hello!" Aiju stepped into the house.
Gu Quanshi smiled and said: Sister, you are back!
"Brother Gu, we meet again." Uncle Ping followed the room and shouted:
Gu Quanshi was stunned and said: This brother is!
Uncle Ping said: Brother Gu is really forgetful. We have met a long time ago. Last time you...
Gu Quanshi laughed and said: Uncle Ping, right?
Uncle Ping put his arm on Gu Quanshi's arm, smiled and said: You remembered.
"She must be the eldest sister-in-law!" Uncle Ping pointed at Mrs. Gu and said:
Mrs. Gu said politely: Hello, uncle!
Uncle Ping replied: Hello, sister-in-law!
"Xiaomei, call me Auntie." Mrs. Gu pulled Xiaomei and shouted:
Xiaomei hugged Mrs. Gu's thigh and whispered: Old aunt.
Aiju smiled and said: Xiaomei is so good.
Uncle Ping shouted: "You scream when you see her, and you don't say anything when you see me. Is it because the child is ignorant, or..."
"Xiaomei, scream!" Gu Quanshi pulled Xiaomei and said:
Gu Quanshi asked: "Uncle Ping, are you noble this year?"
Pingbo responded: I am 53 years old.
Gu Quanshi smiled and said: When were you born?
Uncle Ping asked: You were also born in 1969, so you are born in the same year.
Gu Quanshi replied: Yes!
Uncle Ping patted Gu Quanshi's back with one hand and said with a smile: I don't know if I don't tell you! It's shocking to hear that, but we are still the same age.
Aiju raised her feet and shouted: Everyone, please stop standing! Everyone sat down and chatted while I went in to cook.
Gu Quanshi shouted: Sister, wait a minute! What's wrong with your feet?
Aiju said: This matter is difficult to explain in words, let Uncle Ping tell you.
Gu Quanshi said: Aiju goes to work, I will talk to Brother Gu slowly.
Aiju turned around and was about to leave.
"Aiju, I'll cook with you." Mrs. Gu took a step and followed her.
Qianqian brought over a cup of tea and called: Uncle Ping, drink tea.
Uncle Ping took the tea and continued: I was born in August and in what month brother Gu was born.
Gu Quanshi responded: I was born in May.
Uncle Ping shouted: Brother Gu.
Gu Quanshi said: I am 3 months older than you.
"Who else is there in Brother Ping's family?" Gu Quanshi asked:
Uncle Ping replied: My family is relatively miserable. My wife has passed away many years ago, leaving behind a pair of children. My daughter has married away in Nanjing, and my son has also gone to Nanjing to study. I am left alone and working in the Feng Mansion.
Gu Quanshi asked: Why don't you consider marrying again?
Uncle Ping called out: I am over half a hundred years old, but I am still comfortable living alone.
Gu Quanshi replied: But!
Ping Bo then said: It’s nothing! I got a job as a janitor in Feng Mansion. I watched people coming in and out every day. I felt very happy. I got used to this lively life.
Gu Quanshi said: I have three sons. The two eldest sons stay at home to do farm work and occasionally do odd jobs. There is also a younger son who stays in Guangdong to do business. Even his wife is there. He said : They were doing business together in Guangdong. In my opinion, it doesn’t look like that. They went back home once or twice!
By the way, they are Xiaomei's parents.
Uncle Ping praised: Brother Gu, you are so lucky! There are sons outside to think about, and there are sons to raise at home.
Gu Quanshi responded: Brother Ping, you are ridiculous. Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and the suffering involved...
"Uncle Gu, put down the cup." Qianqian picked up the teapot and called:
Gu Quanshi asked: Brother Ping, sister Aiju’s feet?
Uncle Ping called out: Speaking of Aiju’s feet, they are inextricably related to Brother Gu.
Gu Quanshi said blankly: It has something to do with me!
Pingbo said: The last time you came to Aiju's house - didn't you meet the third lady that day? Afterwards, someone passed it to the second lady's ear, and the second lady poked it into the old lady's ear...
"Don't be afraid of being stabbed anywhere! We are fair and aboveboard, and we have not done anything inappropriate." Gu Quanshi interrupted:
"I believe this, but others don't believe it. In the end, the old lady blamed it and beat Aiju 50 times with a carrying pole, and Aiju's feet were broken!" Ping Bo continued:
Gu Quanshi closed his eyes tightly and sighed: The door of the house is as deep as the sea!
Tudui came over and said: The second wife is the worst, she has always hated our family.
Shuishui asked: Who is the second lady?
Tudui said: She is sister Xueer's mother.
Shuishui shouted: Sister Xueer’s mother, why does she hate our family!
The mound replied: How could I know! I just met Sister Xueer. She wanted to come over to our house to play, but her mother wouldn't let her come. Her mother also called me a "poor boy" and scolded me for wearing dirty clothes.
Shuishui cursed: Bad person, sister Xueer’s mother is a bad person.
"Who said that? Children can't talk nonsense!"
Shuishui raised her head and said: Mom, sister Xue'er's mother scolds brother, sister Xue'er's mother is a bad person.
Aiju shouted: You also said that I would slap you to death.
Shuishui was so frightened that she cried, tears kept pouring out.
Gu Quanshi called out: The child is ignorant, why are you angry with him?
Ping Bo then said: Why are you so loud! You are not afraid of scaring the children.
Aiju said angrily: None of them let me worry.
Uncle Ping advised: "Shui Shui, don't cry!" I scolded your mother because it was your mother who was disobedient.
Aiju said with a straight face: You children are not allowed to interfere with matters between adults.
Shuishui hugged Aiju's legs and cried: Mom, Shuishui will listen to you.
Aiju shouted: Tudui, go get the bowls and chopsticks.
The mound started to trot and replied: OK.
Aiju picked up the chili peppers in the bucket and said: Shuishui, sit down on the stool while I go in to cook.
Shuishui choked and said: Oh!
Gu Quanshi saw Aiju walk into the kitchen and said: Aiju's home is quite warm. Tudui and Shuishui are so diligent and filial. I'm sure her home will get better in a few years.
Uncle Ping responded: I will still need you to talk about it in a few years, but the sad thing is now.
"It's a pity to say that Aiju's eldest son has a flexible mind and extraordinary courage. He is more capable than these two younger brothers." Ping Bo continued:
Gu Quanshi replied: So!
Pingbo called out: Aiju's eldest son is...
"Uncle Ping, my mother doesn't like anyone talking about my brother. You..." Tudui came over holding bowls and chopsticks.
Uncle Ping turned his head and replied: I didn't mention it, I didn't mention it.
Shuishui had a dark face and said hoarsely: Second brother, I miss my eldest brother.
Tudui hugged Shuishui and said: The eldest brother is not at home, the second brother will protect you.
"Shui Shui, you have to be strong, your eldest brother is back..." Pingbo said:
"Uncle Ping, what are you doing!" Tudui scolded:
Shuishui wiped the corners of his eyes and whispered: If the eldest brother doesn't come home, Shuishui doesn't like him.
"Uncle Ping, don't move your hands! There is a bowl beside you." Qianqian placed the bowls and chopsticks and reminded:
Uncle Ping glanced at Qianqian and said softly: "Don't hesitate to be blessed."
"Brother Gu, it's time to eat!" Aiju shouted while holding two bowls of food:
"Xiaomei, come to grandpa." Gu Quanshi shouted:
"There is no comparison between man and man. A comparison will only hurt you." Uncle Ping called out:
"You come here and eat for nothing, and you are still picky here." Aiju said:
"I'm just looking for a gift." Gu Quanshi said with a smile:
Uncle Ping replied: I don’t choose, I don’t choose.
He stretched his head - smelled it and boasted: Wow! It smells so good, the bacon in this dish!
Aiju asked: Uncle Ping, who do you belong to?
Gu Quanshi responded: He and I are of the same age, and we are both Snake people.
Aiju said: He is not a snake, he is a dog, and his nose can smell better than ordinary people.
Uncle Ping stood up and shouted: Aiju, if you don't welcome me to your home for dinner, you can just say it, you don't need to insult me like this! Compare me to a dog!
"I have insulted you. You are not welcome in my home. You go away (Aiju pointed directly at the door)."
Uncle Ping sat down and said with a smile: I was joking with you! I still want to eat meat.
"hehe······"
Aiju stretched out her feet and walked towards the kitchen.
Gu Quanshi leaned close to Uncle Ping's ear and said secretly: Brother, are you and Aiju the same!
Pingbo pulled Gu Quanshi aside and whispered: We are friends, don't think too much about it!
Gu Quanshi argued: You dare to say "you don't want to".
Uncle Ping responded: When she heard this, she should be angry again.
"Uncle Ping, what are you talking about here with Brother Gu! Come and sit down quickly." Aiju walked over carrying a pot of rice - swaying from left to right.
Gu Quanshi replied: Nothing to talk about! Let’s chat casually!
Aiju put down the cauldron and said: Qianqian, come over and help everyone with the meal.
"Mom, there are still a few bowls of food in there. I'll go in and serve them." Tudui saw Aiju walking towards the back room and called out:
"You stay, the dishes are almost finished." Aiju continued:
Qianqian served the rice and shouted: Tudui, come here and serve the food.
Uncle Ping asked: Brother Gu, did you come to Aiju's house today for something?
Gu Quanshi responded: I came here to visit.
Pingbo replied: Not telling the truth.
"Why didn't you tell the truth! I told the truth."
"You swear to God."
"It seems that you don't believe me."
"You tell me the truth and I believe it."
"You hide over there, what are you talking about!"
Uncle Ping replied: I have been working with you for two years, did you see who I had an affair with?
Aiju responded: "Uncle Ping, don't worry, the sun comes out from the west!"
Uncle Ping frowned and said: Aiju, you always tear me down.
Gu Quanshi smiled and said: Sister, brother Ping didn't make any excuses this time, we chatted with each other for a while!
Mrs. Gu shouted: Give way to Aiju, the soup is here.
Aiju moved her body and said: Most of today's dishes are fried by Mrs. Gu. Come over and have a try.
Gu Quanshi shouted: Sister Aiju, which dish did you fry?
Aiju pointed at the table and called out: This, and this, these two dishes were fried by me.
Gu Quanshi took a pair of chopsticks, picked up some food, "tasted it" and praised: "It's delicious, it's delicious."
Uncle Ping asked: Brother Gu, isn’t the food next to you delicious?
Gu Quanshi responded: The dish next to me was cooked by my wife. I'm tired of eating it at home. What does her cooking taste like? I don't have to taste it at all.
"You heartless person, I help you cook every day. If you don't appreciate me, forget it. You don't even have a kind word..." Mrs. Gu pointed at Gu Quanshi and cursed:
"It's delicious, it's delicious. Madam cooks it deliciously." Gu Quanshi picked up the vegetables on the side and stuffed them into his mouth with big mouthfuls.
"Haha~"
Uncle Ping smiled and said: You two are flirting here, you two make me feel so embarrassed.
Mrs. Gu muttered: Old man Gu, you are wise.
Uncle Ping continued: Sister-in-law Gu, I am also a man. I understand men. Your husband is fond of the new and hates the old...
"Brother Ping, shut up..." Gu Quanshi said quickly:
"I am devoted to my wife, and she is the best woman in my heart." Uncle Ping raised his left hand and teased:
Aiju said: Old guy who fails to succeed but fails to succeed, if you continue to "add fuel to the fire" to me, get out of my house.
Pingbo smiled and said: "It takes ten years to smile, but if you don't laugh, the king of hell will report it."
Aiju said: Brother Gu, Sister-in-law Gu, look! Uncle Ping was talking nonsense just now, but after a while he started to feel confused. He felt like he was having a convulsion - hopeless.
Uncle Ping called out: I am hopeless!
"Let's stop talking, let's eat." Aiju shouted:
Everyone gathered around the square table.
Gu Quanshi bowed his head and said: I'm sorry, sister! Big brother didn’t expect that he would cause you trouble and cause you to suffer such misfortune, and even hurt your sister’s feet...
"Brother Gu, you did not bring misfortune to my sister. My sister is limping because of my lack of consideration and carelessness, which gave others an excuse, and even!" Aiju interrupted:
Gu Quanshi looked at Aiju lovingly and said: During the Chinese New Year, I saw something wrong with my sister’s feet.
But during the Chinese New Year, it’s hard for me to ask.
Never thought about it...
Mrs. Gu called out: What's wrong with Aiju's feet! You guys tell me.
Gu Quanshi responded: Stop asking! I'll tell you privately.
Aiju shouted: Brother Gu, Sister-in-law Gu, you eat vegetables.
"Sister, I want to eat even if you don't ask me to." Gu Quanshi replied:
"She didn't ask me to eat, so I ate more." Pingbo joked:
Aiju said: Who is as thick-skinned as you!
Ping Bo then said: That is.
Xiaomei picked up the bowl and looked at it.
"Xiaomei, which dish do you want to eat? Let me pick it up for you." Qianqian saw Xiaomei staring at the bowl opposite.
Xiaomei pointed to the bowl of chili fried pork and said: I want that.
Tudu put a pinch of chili fried pork, put it in the plum bowl, and whispered: Is this enough?
Xiaomei held up her chopsticks and nodded.
Gu Quanshi smiled and said: Tudui is so good!
Shuishui shouted: Mom, I want soup.
Qianqian took a spoonful of soup and called out: Shuishui, are these enough?
Aiju said: Qianqian, let me come.
Qianqian replied: "Put this bowl of soup in front of me. I can scoop it up faster."
Mrs. Gu put down the bowls and chopsticks and praised: Aiju, your home is very warm, regardless of family background! Being able to take care of each other is the most rare thing.
Aiju replied: They all live in the same home, that's how it should be.
Mrs. Gu praised: Aiju, you said it well, a family should advance and retreat together.
Aiju shouted: Sister Gu, give me the bowl, and I will help you fill another bowl.
Mrs. Gu blocked the bowl and said, "No, you guys eat, I'm full."
Aiju argued: Sister-in-law Gu, you have been busy here for a long time and haven't even eaten a few bites of food. If this matter spreads, I will be drowned by spittle.
"The mouth is on others, and they can say whatever they like." Mrs. Gu responded:
"That's what you said!" Aiju replied:
Gu Quanshi shouted: Sister, please leave her alone, she has always been like this.
Mrs. Gu said angrily: How can I have the time to eat? I was also very angry with him.
Uncle Ping smiled and said: Sister-in-law, calm down, he is just an old guy who loves the new and hates the old.
Aiju shouted: Uncle Ping, can you stop being so arrogant!
Uncle Ping covered his mouth and said: I don't speak, I fart.
He pouted and said, "Pfft."
Everyone let out a "squirt" and laughed.
Aiju saw everyone setting down their bowls and chopsticks, and called out: "Your ass and mouth are making it impossible for everyone to eat."
Pingbo said, "I can't eat anymore. I haven't farted yet. If I fart!" You will all fall here.
So, think clearly before messing with me again.
Gu Quanshi joked: Brother Ping’s farts are not that smelly, I...
"Okay! You Gu Quanshi, you are not honest at all, you are going around the corner to scold me..." Ping Bo scolded:
"Did I scold you?" Gu Quanshi continued:
"I was talking just now, but you said I was farting..." Pingbo explained:
"Okay, my husband has finished eating, and we have to go home." Mrs. Gu shouted:
Aiju replied: Brother Gu, Sister-in-law Gu, it’s rare for you to come to my house, why don’t you sit there for a while...
"Sister, you have to work, we can't disturb you." Gu Quanshi said:
Aiju said: Brother Gu, don't worry, I asked the third lady for leave.
Gu Quanshi argued: There is no one in the eldest brother’s shop, and he still has to go back to look after the store...
"Brother Gu, you lied, didn't you? Your two daughters-in-law are at home, how could there be no one in the store!" Aiju interrupted:
"Aiju, you have wronged him this time. My two daughters-in-law went out to work today." Mrs. Gu said:
Aiju stood up slowly and replied: In this case, my sister will no longer stay. From now on, Brother Gu will come to my sister's house to walk around when he has time. Remember to bring his sister-in-law, Xiaomei and the others with him.
Gu Quanshi responded: I will come to your house when I have time, and you should also go to my house for a walk.
Aiju bowed and said: I'm sorry, Brother Gu! My sister really can't get away. The children in her family are still young...
"Sister, let's talk some other time." Gu Quanshi walked straight out the door.
Uncle Ping called out: Brother Gu, go away.
Gu Quanshi smiled and said: Brother Ping, goodbye.
Mrs. Gu took Xiaomei's hand and said: Goodbye, old aunt and the others!
Tudui called out: Goodbye, Uncle Gu! Goodbye Aunt Gu!
"Sister-in-law, you must remember that before cooking the peanuts, you must add some salt appropriately." Aiju warned:
Mrs. Gu replied: I remember...
