In the afternoon, Captain Fang and Shitou walked around the garden again and again.
"Shitou, sit down and take a rest." Captain Fang knelt down, blew away the dust, and called:
"Captain Fang, sit down." Shitou replied:
Captain Fang said: You have also walked with me a few times, are you not tired?
Shitou waved his hands and replied: I'm not tired.
Captain Fang then said: If you are not tired, come and sit down.
Shitou glanced at Captain Fang and slowly walked towards him.
Captain Fang asked: Shitou, why is Officer Wang so afraid of you?
Shitou said: I don’t know either!
Captain Fang said: Tell me the truth.
Shitou said anxiously: I really don’t know.
The day I met him, Aunt Tang and I were selling insoles at the market.
Suddenly, an uncle next to him was pushed to the ground.
I saw him, and I went over to help the uncle.
I scolded him a few times.
He raised his hand to hit me.
Unexpectedly, an uncle came over and blocked me.
Then······
Captain Fang asked: Who are you, that uncle? What's his job?
Shitou replied: We don't know each other at all, and he hasn't mentioned anything about work.
Captain Fang asked: What is his name?
Shitou replied: His name is Song, what is Song? I couldn't remember it for a moment.
Captain Fang muttered: I'm afraid, the reason lies with him.
Shitou moved and said: I'm going to ask Officer Wang to tell me who this uncle is!
Captain Fang held Shitou with one hand and called out: Shitou, don't tell Officer Wang! If things are as I say! This uncle just gave you an umbrella. This umbrella can protect you from the wind and rain. If you try to guess it, it will not be beautiful.
Shitou hesitated and said: But!
Captain Fang said: In other words, you go ask Officer Wang for confirmation. What if Officer Wang refuses to admit it?
"You might as well hide it in your heart..." Shitou continued:
"I have to find out his name." Shitou interrupted:
Captain Fang argued: Some things are better left unclear.
Shitou whispered: If you can't figure it out!
Captain Fang yelled: Let’s not talk about this anymore. Why did you come to this small town in Hubei!
Shitou said: It's a long story.
Who is willing to leave their hometown...
"Shitou, listening to what you said, you look like..." Captain Fang continued:
"Didn't Mr. Feng in our village have three wives?" Shitou said:
Captain Fang replied: Yes! We did a play at his house.
Shitou called out: Have you heard about the sworn relationship between the third lady and my mother?
Captain Fang responded: I don’t know much about their sworn relationship.
Shitou said: After you left, the third lady became pregnant. Because the third lady was pregnant, the third lady liked eating jujubes very much.
One day, I went to deliver jujubes to the third lady, but accidentally caused the third lady to fall, which caused the third lady to have fetal force.
Unfortunately, the third lady had a miscarriage not long after.
As soon as this incident came out, there were various voices in the house - pointing at me.
Especially the second wife, she would scold me and ridicule me when she saw me.
I was so angry that I ran out alone.
After many twists and turns, I ended up here!
Fortunately, Uncle Tang was kind enough to save him.
Captain Fang rushed to ask: Who is "Uncle Tang"!
Shitou replied: He is Sister Erfeng's father.
Captain Fang shouted: What kind of job does he do!
Shitou asked: Please forgive Shitou for being stupid!
Captain Fang continued: Who said you are stupid! Anyone who calls you stupid is a fool.
Shitou smiled and said: Captain Fang, you can talk to Shitou. Shitou won't take it seriously. Shitou weighs half a catty, or eight taels. Shitou knows it well. Shitou is no better than Tang Bo who has read poems and books and is full of economics...
"Shitou, you spoke so evil of Uncle Tang! I am becoming more and more interested in him." Captain Fang called:
Shitou replied: Uncle Tang is a businessman, and he is doing business outside now.
Captain Fang responded: He is a businessman.
Shitou asked: Captain Fang, do you, brother Xu Ming and the eldest lady meet often?
Captain Fang said: I don’t often see the couple. We haven’t seen each other for half a year. The last time I saw them, Xi’er had a bulging belly...
"Sister Xi'er is pregnant." Shitou smiled and said:
Captain Fang commented: Xi'er became pregnant on her way to Jiangxi.
Shitou giggled and said: Haha~
Captain Fang smiled and said: Shitou, you want to get a wife?
Shitou lowered his head and muttered: Captain Fang, you laugh at me too.
Captain Fang said: How could I laugh at you! Getting a wife is a happy event.
Shitou replied: I married a daughter-in-law.
Captain Fang congratulated: Congratulations Shitou! Congratulations on the stone! Is your wife the Erfeng?
Shitou replied: No, no, my wife is in my hometown.
Captain Fang asked: Do you have a daughter-in-law in your hometown?
Shitou called out: You probably haven't heard anyone talk about it yet.
"Captain Fang, I have learned a lot at Uncle Tang's house this year. There is one thing that puzzles me. Can you analyze it for me?" Shitou continued:
Captain Fang said: Shitou, what are you confused about? Come and listen!
Shitou swallowed a mouthful of phlegm and said: At the end of last year, Uncle Tang told me something. I listened and felt uneasy.
I think you can help me answer this matter.
"You believe me so much!" Captain Fang said with a smile:
Shitou whispered: This matter is related to Jiangxi. You have been in Jiangxi for so long! In addition, you are also from Jiangxi. I heard that there is a legion in Jiangxi called the Red Army. The national army calls them bandits. They fight against oppression, autocracy, and demand equality! Farmers are required to be the masters of their own country.
Captain Fang replied: I can't answer your question.
Shitou replied: Weren't you doing a charity show last night? Such an unspoken thing!
Captain Fang laughed and said: Yes!
"We do have such an army in Jiangxi. It's called the Red Army. The purpose of the Red Army is to overthrow the old system and rebuild a new system. The core of the new system is the peasants. The Red Army wants to overthrow the big bureaucrats, big landlords, and big capital. All the land must be distributed to everyone, and the poor people in the world must be the masters of their own affairs." Captain Fang said:
Shitou touched the back of his head and listened with great concentration.
Captain Fang shouted: Shitou, why are you so stunned!
Shitou came back to his senses and praised: Wow! Hurrah!
Captain Fang called out: Shitou, you want to join the Red Army.
Shitou continued: I think so, very much.
Captain Fang commented: In today's situation, foreign invaders are invading and civil war continues. Those brothers and sisters on the front line are in dire straits, and we don't know when it will end!
Shitou saw the dull look on Commander Fang's face and advised: Commander Fang, you don't have to worry...
"Stone, if you see those tragic scenes, your heart will become very heavy, very heavy." Captain Fang replied:
"You and I can't change anything here! Why not live every minute and every second happily!" Shitou responded:
Captain Fang continued: What makes it even more difficult for me to let go is that there is no rest at home.
Shitou then said: Why did Commander Fang say this!
Captain Fang said: Our national army, the so-called government army, suppresses the Red Army everywhere and abandons foreign enemies.
As a result, the people were displaced and suffered greatly.
Shitou sighed: It hurts! The behavior of the national army is chilling.
Captain Fang asked: Shitou, do you know the national army?
Shitou replied: I understand a little bit, Officer Wang belongs to the national army, right?
Captain Fang responded: Officer Wang belongs to the national army.
Shitou called out: I hate the National Army. The National Army will run rampant and live in a land of fish and meat.
"I want to join the Red Army, I want to fight the enemy, and I want to defend the country." Shitou shouted:
Captain Fang asked: Shitou, do you really want to protect your home and country?
Shitou continued: Am I joking?
Captain Fang stood up and said: Shitou, the people in our country are all like you! Why fear foreigners!
Shitou responded: You can’t be like me, you have to be like you, your team members, and your fellow brothers fighting on the front line!
Captain Fang said: Shitou, you are an ambitious young man who is determined to protect your home and country.
However, there are many ways to protect the country, including curves and straight lines.
Shitou replied: What a curve! What a straight line! Why can’t I understand?
Captain Fang commented: Saving the country through curves is to support the front line from the rear, just like our troupe, which is dedicated to raising some military expenses for the front line.
To save the country in a straight line is to go directly to the front line to fight with the enemy.
Shitou thought for a moment and muttered: Captain Fang, I'll go with you.
Captain Fang replied: Shitou, you can't leave here. Just like us, you are saving the country and saving the country through curves.
Shitou asked in confusion: Am I saving the country by staying here?
Captain Fang said: "Officer Wang and the others are doing all sorts of evil here, but they bow down when they see you. You can save thousands of people here."
Shitou whispered: Commander Fang, after you said this, it seems like that.
but······
Captain Fang shouted: But what!
Shitou continued: I am with those ginseng from the national army...
"Both the National Army and the Red Army are Chinese soldiers. Not all of the National Army are wimps. Some of them are also patriots." Captain Fang interrupted:
"Shitou, I brought a pot of tea." Min'er held the teapot and shouted:
Shitou turned his head and thanked: Thank you, sister Miner!
Captain Fang smiled and said: The tea Miss Miner brought over must be very fragrant.
Min'er replied: There is no lady here.
Shitou saw Erfeng and Lin'er coming over and shouted: "Sister Lin'er, where is your aunt!" Why didn't she come with you?
Lin'er stepped forward and replied: My aunt is chatting with Min'er's grandfather.
"Shitou, you drink tea." Min'er poured the tea and shouted:
Shitou said: Let it cool down.
Erfeng handed the tea and called out: "The tea is not hot."
Shitou took the tea, "licked it" and said, "My mouth is dry after talking with Captain Fang. I have to drink two more cups."
"Captain Fang, why don't you drink!" Erfeng called:
Captain Fang responded: "I'm not very thirsty. I'll drink from the rocks."
Shi Shi grabbed the cup and continued: "I'm not welcome."
"Ahem!" Shitou raised the cup and poured it into his mouth.
"Shitou, you drink too quickly." Erfeng shouted:
Lin'er leaned over and patted Shitou's chest and said: Shitou, drink slowly.
Erfeng saw Lin'er's actions and deliberately hummed twice, "Yeah! Yeah!"
Shitou pushed Lin'er away and quickly packed his clothes.
Lin'er looked at several people standing beside her and immediately lowered her head.
Captain Fang joked: Shitou, you hurt Lin'er's neck and made her unable to lift her head.
Shitou winked at Commander Fang and said softly: Commander Fang.
"Shitou, can you be my boyfriend!" Min'er jumped up and shouted:
Shitou replied: Min'er, don't talk nonsense! I have a wife, I have a daughter-in-law.
Min'er replied: You can be like my dad - hug him from left to right.
Shitou whispered: Bullshit.
Min'er faced the sky - danced and said: My heart that loves you is like a flower in the mirror, a flower in the water, a flower in the moon, a flower in the mirror...
Captain Fang extended his thumb and said with a smile: Talented.
