"Da da"
"Sister Erfeng, you just taught me how to sew silk scarves..."
"Bring a stool over here and I'll teach you." Erfeng said:
Lin'er shouted: I want to learn too.
She rushed to the stone, grabbed the stool and ran.
"Sister Lin'er, if you want a stool, you can ask me to get it for you. You are running around like this, as if someone is trying to rob you!" Shitou said:
"Shitou, I don't want to trouble you." Lin'er replied:
Erfeng took an old piece of cloth and called out: "Sit down quickly."
Shitou whispered: Sister Lin'er, sit over a little bit.
Erfeng pulled the cloth and taught seriously.
"Sister Erfeng, the sewing machine keeps shaking, and the needles on the machine can easily prick your hands." Shitou said:
"Tear open the cloth with both hands, and keep a certain distance between the needle and your hands." Erfeng stepped on the sewing machine and said:
"Sister Erfeng, let me try!" Shitou shouted:
Erfeng moved his body and said, "Sit tight."
Shi Shi sat down on the stool and slowly stepped on the sewing machine.
"Yes, yes, you have to tighten the fabric and push it back and forth with both hands." Erfeng praised:
Shitou asked: Sister Erfeng, can you teach me how to embroider dragons?
Erfeng replied: After you have mastered these basic needlework, I will teach you embroidery.
Shitou sighed: Alas! After I get the hang of it, I won’t learn it anymore.
Erfeng then said: Shitou, you are so smart, you can sew it a few more times.
Lin'er tilted her head and said: Shitou, relax your hands and step with your feet to the rhythm.
Shitou turned his head and called out: Sister Lin'er, you can also step on a sewing machine!
Lin'er responded: It's a girl! I can also learn a little bit of these needlework, and I can also sew some clothes at home.
Shitou praised: Sister Lin'er, you are so good at reading and can sew clothes. You are really amazing.
Lin'er smiled and said: It's normal!
"Pinch your hand over a little, so that the seam will be straighter." Lin'er held Shitou's hand and called:
Erfeng shouted: Shitou, please focus, keep your eyes on the needle of the sewing machine.
"Otherwise, it will prick your hand." Erfeng continued:
"According to the stitch I said, it won't hurt your hand." Lin'er stretched out her hand and replied:
Erfeng deliberately put his hand on Shitou's leg and said: Shitou, you have to step slower.
The stones trembled and stopped one after another.
Lin'er poked her head and said: Shitou, why don't you sew?
Shitou replied: I will take a rest.
Lin'er gets closer and closer.
Her face and Stone's face were almost touching.
The sweat on Shi Shi's forehead was dripping out.
Erfeng called out: Shitou, there is so much sweat on your head!
Shitou stood up and shouted: Two sisters, you are too close.
Lin'er asked: Shitou, who are you, Sister Erfeng?
Shitou replied: She is my sister, and I am a worker hired by her family.
Lin'er continued: I don't think so! She always targets me, she is clearly trying to get away with it.
Erfeng responded: Who told you that "the one who comes here is evil"!
"Er Feng, who are you talking about - the one who comes here is evil!"
Erfeng turned around and said politely: "Aunt Jue is here."
Shitou asked: "Aunt Jue, please sit down!"
Erfeng called out: Aunt Jue, Lin'er is always tired of us...
"Lin'er is causing trouble here, isn't she?" the aunt asked:
Shitou continued: Sister Lin'er did not cause trouble.
The aunt said: If there is no trouble, how could Erfeng do it?
"Sister Ju, you're here." Xu Hongping stepped outside and shouted:
The aunt replied: I came here to see how Erfeng sews silk scarves!
"Auntie, Shitou needs to learn how to use a sewing machine. How can Sister Erfeng have time to sew silk scarves!" Lin'er said:
Xu Hongping smiled and said: Sister Ju is watching here, I went in to cook.
The aunt replied: Shitou needs to learn how to use a sewing machine, and Ping'er and I will go cook.
Xu Hongping called out: I can't get what I asked for.
"Ping'er, let me learn your skills from you." The aunt came over and said:
"It's not about learning a craft, it's about coaching a craft." Xu Hongping responded:
The aunt then said: I don’t dare, I don’t dare.
Xu Hongping walked into the kitchen and said: Sister Ju, go help me light the fire.
The aunt looked around and replied: The kitchen is better organized than in previous years.
Xu Hongping replied: Not bad! The kitchen is a second room for us women and I have to make it comfortable.
"Ping'er, I wholeheartedly agree with what you said. Those big men don't realize this at all."
"My man has never asked me about the kitchen..."
"Ping'er, stop showing off in front of me..."
"What have I shown off!"
"You and Tang Jin have a good relationship. There is a lot of romance between you, but you are both an old couple. The husband will be called hubby, and the old man will be called old man. Why do you want to call me that or that? You can't torture me to death. !”
"Sister Ju is joking again! You also said that we are both an old couple and we have passed that romantic age."
"Who said that! At any age you can't be romantic!"
"When we reach our age, the passion for holding hands is gone."
"What are you talking about! Are you 70 or 80? How dare you say you are old in front of me."
"I'm not old-hearted like you."
"I'm too lazy to tell you."
"You don't have to tell me."
"I'm not as lucky as you. I married a lucky man. That damn guy in my family yells at me every now and then..."
"Roaring is also a kind of happiness. Everyone's personality is different. My man can't even roar!"
"You are blessed and don't know how blessed you are. Your man is reasonable and can distinguish right from wrong. He is also well-read in poetry and books, and he is full of knowledge. That damn ghost in my family, if he doesn't mess with me, I'll be thankful to God."
"He is a nerd at best. The books he reads are all dead books and rubbish."
"Ping'er, you've gone too far. If studying is useless! Who will pay for studying!"
"Don't believe it! How many books has Shitou read?"
"We're talking about your family, how did you pull out the stone?"
Xu Hongping explained: You know it too! I went to sell insoles this season, but I couldn't sell a pair. So I sold silk scarves instead, and Stone helped me think of a way.
However, Shi Shi had never studied.
The aunt praised: Shitou is smart.
Xu Hongping replied: Who says it’s not! He is much better than the nerd in my family.
"As the old saying goes: a scholar who is useless is a scholar." Xu Hongping continued:
The aunt said: Why don't you let Erfeng marry Shitou?
Xu Hongping called out: My family does not have this blessing, Shitou's family has a daughter-in-law.
"The rice has been cooked while I was busy talking to you. I have to pick it up." Xu Hongping continued:
The aunt looked for the filter for filtering and whispered: Where is the filter?
Xu Hongping pointed to the bowl kitchen and continued: "Put the strainer over there."
The aunt took the strainer and said: Ping'er, there are so many bowls on the cupboard...
"Those bowls are used to receive guests." Xu Hongping replied:
"You have a lot of guests at home." The aunt smiled and said:
Xu Hongping took the filter and argued: There is no reason to think there are too many customers!
"Today's rice was cooked too badly (too old), and I'm afraid it will turn into a pot of rotten rice and porridge later." Xu Hongping called:
The aunt stretched her head and "looked" and said: It's okay! The rice grains are not too rotten either.
Xu Hongping responded: I'll fish it here and cook it into a pot of porridge. Just don't scold me, Sister Ju.
The aunt replied: Don't speak so harshly of me! Why should I scold you!
Xu Hongping said: It's rare for Sister Ju to come to my house for a meal, but I cook the rice into rice or porridge. If Sister Ju doesn't want to eat it, you have to swallow it for me.
The aunt said: Ping'er is not telling me to eat, you are ordering me to eat.
Xu Hongping then said: I just gave the order, do whatever you like.
The aunt said with a face: "I won't eat if I don't want to eat."
"Leave if you don't want to eat." Xu Hongping stir-fried vegetables.
The aunt glanced at Xu Hongping and muttered: Ping'er, what are you cooking! Why does it smell so good!
Xu Hongping shouted: Don’t you want to leave?
The aunt responded: You fried the vegetables so fragrantly, I want to try them before leaving.
Xu Hongping called out: You want to eat my rotten rice.
The aunt continued: I want to eat, I want to eat.
Xu Hongping smiled and said, "Bring that vegetable bowl over here."
The aunt handed the bowl and said: This damn weather is really too hot.
Xu Hongping said: You are at the door of the kitchen - adding fire to the stove. It's strange that you are not hot when the fire shines on you.
The aunt asked: Pinger, how many more dishes do you want to cook?
Xu Hongping responded: I'll just fry two more dishes.
The aunt replied: Ping'er, you don't have to cook. You can just heat up the leftovers on the side.
Xu Hongping replied: I am definitely ready.
The aunt added fuel to the fire and said: There are only a few people in the room, why are you cooking so many dishes?
Xu Hongping replied: OK! I'll leave it at that.
The aunt said: I sat at the door of the stove to light the fire. I was almost dying of heat.
Xu Hongping walked to the door and shouted: Erfeng, come in and serve the food.
"Ping'er, give me the spatula and I'll stir up the vegetables." The aunt called:
"Sister Ju, you have been squatting at the door of the kitchen for a long time. You can go out with those bowls and chopsticks." Xu Hongping shouted:
"Mom, let me cook some vegetables." Erfeng stepped into the kitchen and called:
Xu Hongping ordered: Erfeng, pour out the soup from the tin pot.
Erfeng took a large soup bowl and slowly poured the soup into the tin pot.
"Erfeng, divide the soup into two bowls." Xu Hongping picked up the vegetables and said:
"One bowl can hold it, why do you have to divide it into two bowls!" Erfeng carried the soup and walked away step by step.
Xu Hongping shouted: "Be careful."
"Sister Erfeng, please bring me the soup bowl." Shitou saw Erfeng holding the soup and said:
Erfeng replied: "Stand still, Stone!" Don't hit me!
Shitou moved the stool and called out: Sister Erfeng, come over here.
The aunt praised: Shi Shitou is very quick-sighted and can move the stool as soon as the dishes and chopsticks are placed.
Shitou responded: Sister Lin'er set the dishes and chopsticks.
Lin'er said: You also helped.
"Why are you all standing here! Sit down!" Xu Hongping walked out holding a tripod in one hand and vegetables in the other.
Shitou said: Sit over here, aunt!
The aunt gathered around the table and called: Shitou, you also sit down.
Shitou said: The weather is hot now, we will "eat again" when the food is cold.
"Auntie, please open the lid of the cauldron and let the rice cool." Lin'er shouted:
"I'll put the rice out. It will cool down faster." Erfeng took a bowl and said:
"Shitou, there are two bowls of vegetables in it. Go and bring it out." Xu Hongping shouted:
Lin'er rushed: Shitou, you and I will serve the dishes.
The aunt responded: There are only two bowls of food in it, why are you joining in the fun!
"Aunt Jue, push the bowl and I'll help you fill it with rice." Erfeng called:
The aunt then said: I will do it myself, I will do it myself.
Xu Hongping said: Sister Ju, sit down and let Erfeng serve.
The aunt argued: I am not someone else.
Xu Hongping replied: In my family, Erfeng always serves rice.
The aunt smiled and said: Erfeng is so virtuous! Whoever marries her has found a treasure!
Erfeng replied: "Aunt Jue, don't make fun of me!"
Lin'er muttered: I also want to keep my eyes open and find a boyfriend who is as stone-like in the future.
"Sister Lin'er, if you want to find a boyfriend, you also need to find a good one. Shitou is useless." Shitou strode over carrying the dishes.
"Shitou, you are so useless! I just like you." Lin'er continued:
Shitou lowered his head and said hesitantly: Sister Lin'er, me! I!
Lin'er said: Aunt, aunt, tell me - what's wrong with the stone!
Auntie and the others laughed: Haha~
Xu Hongping smiled and said: You may not know yet! Shitou is a married man.
Erfeng responded: Shitou has a wife in his hometown.
Lin'er said with a straight face: Shitou got married so early.
Shitou said: I got married last year.
Xu Hongping shouted: You sit down to eat, and we can chat while eating.
Shitou shouted: Aunt Jue, Sister Lin'er, you guys have a meal.
The aunt picked up the bowl and said: I won't be polite to you anymore. I've eaten enough and I'll go home as soon as possible. That damn ghost of mine...
"Auntie, why do you always call uncle - dead ghost!" Lin'er said in confusion:
The aunt said: He eats and is lazy at home all day long, and he also loves to sleep!
Lin'er interrupted: Auntie, don't speak so badly of your uncle! My uncle is still pretty good.
Xu Hongping then said: Sister Ju, your demands on your brother-in-law are too high.
"Ping'er, you don't live with him, why don't you live with him for a few days! I guarantee you will laugh or cry!" the aunt replied:
"Isn't life like this! Everyone's family is the same!" Xu Hongping called:
The aunt continued: He sleeps when he sits down. He doesn't know how to do anything for me. He also likes to pick this and that, which makes me annoyed.
Lin'er said: Auntie, please take it easy.
Shitou joked: Aunt Ju, you and your uncle are a pair of "happy enemies."
The aunt replied: Don't make me happy! We are a pair of "unfortunate enemies".
Xu Hongping smiled and said: Sister Ju, how do these rice taste?
Lin'er continued: The rice cooked by my aunt is delicious, especially these dishes, which are very delicious.
Xu Hongping said: If it tastes good, eat more.
"Let's not talk about the rice. These dishes are delicious." The aunt called:
"That's it. You didn't even praise me." Xu Hongping said:
The aunt put down the bowls and chopsticks and shouted: I'm full, I'm going home.
Xu Hongping shouted: Sister Ju, please have another bowl.
The aunt said: No, no, I'm so full that I can't even walk.
Shitou then said: Auntie, you have to eat enough to have the strength to walk.
The aunt thanked: Thank you! Thank you! I really can't eat anymore.
Lin'er put down the bowls and chopsticks and called: Aunt, Shitou, Sister Erfeng, eat slowly.
The aunt shouted: Lin'er, since you are full, let's hit the road!
Xu Hongping shouted: It's still early now, Sister Ju, sit down and leave again.
The aunt raised her feet and responded: "We can't stay any longer today. Let's talk next time."
Xu Hongping replied: Sister Ju, please go away!
Shitou shouted: Goodbye, aunt! Goodbye, Sister Lin'er!
Lin'er turned around and replied: Shitou, we'll see you on the street tomorrow...
