"If anyone wants to trick you, just write poems and articles to scold them. After two or three times, they will become better behaved than rabbits." Han Wang Li Yuanjia drank the glass of wine boldly and joked in a low voice.
Master Crab Yong said that the coverage of swearing is too broad, and the result of being too broad is that although as a family of Confucian scholars and scholar-bureaucrats, they all feel that their faces have been pulled off by their younger brothers and thrown to the ground to rub alone, but since everyone has been rubbed repeatedly, then They can still bear it, and when they get together and retaliate without swearing, it will not only improve the level of poetry writing, but also make the literary friendship between them deeper and firmer.
The best way is to hang up a few happy people walking alone, divide and conquer, the result will be very beautiful. Li Yuanying whispered in his ear: "Young brother, you just need to remember one thing, literati cherish each other." On the one hand, scholars look down upon each other."
"Brilliant!" Li Yuanli poured another glass of wine, touched Li Yuanjia's wine glass, twitched the corner of his mouth, and smiled with half mockery and half admiration. "Young brother, think about it, Duke Wei, Duke Yu, and Changsun Fuji and Duke Ouyang, who have just been promoted to Situ. Compared with hundreds of schools of thought competing against each other, it's not too much to say that they all have their own merits, right?"
Li Yuanying put down his wine glass and gave a thumbs up. Brother Eleven's words were very calm. He would pull a group of people together, beat a group of people, unite a group of people, and then isolate a group of people. He reached a state where no matter how strong the wind is from the southeast or the northwest, I will remain unmoved. At this time, the literati were not crossing the yellow mud land three inches across the burnt sea in seven dashes, hoping to cross a river. Just because the river flows through Gougou Camp, there are people everywhere at all times, both at home and abroad. They still have an awe-inspiring spirit in their hearts, and they are based on writing books and establishing their opinions. They will not turn around before speaking, nor will they just sit in a nest and lay eggs every day. Helping Li Yuanjia fill up the wine, he smiled like a businessman and said, "Brother Eleven, don't worry, I understand what you mean. How can you be as good as a pig or a dog?"
Liaozhai is a good book, so there is no need to rush to the stage... Since the early Tang Dynasty, people have been busy with the fox god, offering sacrifices to the fox god in their houses to beg for favors, and eating and drinking like others. There is no single owner of the matter. There was a proverb at that time: There is no village without fox charm. Why hasn't a certain person ever met a charming vixen?
"Vulgar language!" Li Yuanjia patted Li Yuanying on the shoulder, glanced at Li Shimin who was talking to Princess Jinyang, and corrected him softly. "Be careful, my second brother is using thorn sticks to teach you how to be a human being. You shouldn't be a dog or pig in a painting, and you won't be able to do what you want by walking on a hut."
No matter how the poems and articles sent back by the younger brother stir up trouble, the second brother will not really be angry with him. Instead, he will follow the trend and lay out the chess pieces, clean up a group of people, and then win over groups of people so that more people can contribute to the Tang Dynasty. , making Datang better. But if the younger brother speaks rudely and behaves rudely, he will definitely activate the elder brother-like-father mode, allowing the younger brother to recall the wonderful experience of being chased and beaten by thorns.
Someone didn’t say that Shili Flower Field had a nickname, nor did he say that half of the lintel showed true feelings, nor did he say that Goulan always acted elegantly, and his father-in-law has always been famous... Li Yuanying silently complained in his heart, and nodded obediently to show that he was taught, At this time, it was popular to curse without using curse words. After all, a certain person was not a real street gangster. The Li family in Longxi was originally one of the prominent families, otherwise the Dugu family would not have married Aweng.
Don't be led away by those TV dramas and think that Queen Yuanzhen is a scheming concubine. Not to mention that she and Queen Mingjing have the same mother, except for the eldest son Duguluo, Duguxin's sons are all from the Duguguo family. Marrying a concubine to the Duke of Longxi County is not a marriage, but a life-or-death feud for insulting the family lintel. On the contrary, it was the Queen of Documents from the previous dynasty who had the same father and mother as the two of them... No matter how the three queens came from one sect, they all perfectly confirmed the prophecy that the one who conquers alone will conquer the world.
"Uncle Yu, why don't you let Yuan Ruren dance a song?" Taoist king Li Yuanqing came over with a wine bottle, looked at his beautiful deputy sister-in-law, and asked with a deep smile.
There were two Sima and three Ruren in Prince Teng's Mansion... The two Sima could bear it. Shuzi was not a reliable person. The Yunhe Mansion's official documents needed help from others, but the three Ruren had nothing to do with political affairs. Does money matter? God knows how many more exceptions the second brother will make for him in the future! We live a life of fear and fear, as if we are facing an abyss or walking on thin ice. Why can he act arbitrarily and unscrupulously? Someone, only five years older than him, who is not a child yet!
"Old Sixteen, you got drunk right after the banquet started." Li Yuanli reminded him with a cold expression, implying a warning. Isn’t it enough for you to appreciate the kabuki performances in Jiaofang, all of which are fair-skinned, beautiful, and have long legs? Using peony as an excuse to provoke, you don't look like a half-hearted brother!
Li Yuanqing raised his hand and patted his forehead.
The donkey at the foot of the slope did not imitate the duck's stubbornness. He sat on the moon-shaped stool (crescent stool) painted with golden lacquer curly grass patterns that the palace maid had just moved. He rubbed his temples and smiled bitterly: "Forgive me, Mr. Yun, Yunhe Mansion." The spring wine in Shushan is too strong, I will get drunk after three cups or two and I will not know how to avoid it. I will never touch it again in the future!"
I didn't expect that the tenth brother would protect my little brother in this way... Sitting next to him was the eleventh brother. He is now working in Yizhou, and his relationship with the little brother is also very unusual. There is no need for me to hold on to the peony dance incident. . The second brother asked him to stay in Yangzhou for ten years. He wanted to cause trouble to the younger brother. There were many opportunities.
"Brother Sixteen, don't make fun of the current drinks and dishes. Who doesn't know that you have a strong drinking capacity? One, two, and two ounces is enough to rinse your mouth. Three, two, and four ounces are not counted as wine. Five, two, and six ounces are used to walk on the wall. Seven or eight ounces are still there. Roaring." Li Yuanying held the wine glass and said with a warm smile. "Who doesn't know that Daozhong's public affairs are complicated and he is responsible for all affairs, and his second brother relies heavily on him to handle political affairs. His son Bihu has a flood source, and Zhouji is a great talent?"
The New Book of Tang Dynasty records: Zhide, during the Qianfeng period, was moved to the rank of Minister of Xitai and the third rank of Tongxitai. After more than ten years, father and son succeeded him as prime ministers, and their honor was astonishing to the world. Emperor Gaozong wrote a letter to Fei Bai and sent it to his courtiers, saying: "The source of the flood is waiting for the boat to be launched." Everyone saw what he meant in Ci Yun. Zhide refers to Dai Wei's heir, Dai Zhide, named Bihu, the elder brother-in-law of the sixteenth brother. Fu Wanggui, the king of Wei, one of the four famous prime ministers in the early Tang Dynasty, and Li Erfeng commented on the old foxes in the political affairs hall in the early Zhenguan period.
The old Tang Book records: The right servant She Du Ruhui was in charge of the election. Before his death, he asked him to vote on the election. Therefore, the edict also served as the Minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, and the Ministry of Civil Affairs, concubines, and admonitions remained the same. Although the stomach has dryness, there is no academic knowledge. In the official department, he suppressed elegance and rewarded legal officials, which was very ridiculed by current commentaries.
The reason why the evaluations between before and after are so contradictory is for no other reason than that the pattern is slightly smaller. He is good at handling everything, but not good at balancing between relaxation and relaxation.
Li Yuanqing's face changed suddenly, his hands trembled and he said angrily: "How dare Shu Zian bully me like this?!"
"Brother Sixteen, what do you mean by this, what did I say wrong? Please correct me, I will change it." Li Yuanying stood up, crossed his hands in a salute, and said loudly and respectfully.
"Puff" and "Peng" were heard twice, and Taoist king Li Yuanqing followed in the footsteps of Situ Changsun Wuji, vomiting blood and fainting...
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