"Auxiliary machine?" Li Yuanying muttered as he hugged Changsun Wuji's neck...maybe his shoulders with drunken eyes. "Other families send beauties to so-and-so, but you are so stingy that you don't even send a maiko. That's too much!"
I took the wrong wine pot just now. The one I took was not Lang Guanqing, but Shu Shanchun. I really wasn't pretending to be drunk.
He complained softly with a big tongue: "I think back then, you introduced Beili to a certain person, saying that the young ladies there are all pretty. Not only are they pretty, they are also more knowledgeable and knowledgeable than the palace daughters. They are used to serving in small ways, and they are delicate and weak and can easily be pushed down!"
The hall became quiet again, and everyone looked at Changsun Wuji, including Li Shimin and the maids serving in the hall.
Changsun Wuji opened his mouth with a red face and found that he couldn't argue. Did he say something similar? At that time, King Teng said that someone told him about Beili, and someone did mention Beili to him... His Majesty, Fang Xuanling and others heard it with their own ears and could not forget it. But the fact is that I only mentioned Beili and did not say anything else. Prince Teng was obviously drunk at this time. How could I and him argue between right and wrong? But...but if I don't argue, I won't have the chance to explain clearly in the future. So-and-so is so unjust! "Poof" a mouthful of old blood spurted out, leaving me with no choice but to faint on the spot...
...the quiet hall became noisy...
Li Yuanying: "..."
Did the same master teach you the skills that make you vomit blood and faint at every turn? The level of acting is also much better. If you want to vomit blood, you can vomit blood. With such an immersive experience, aren't you afraid that it will cause anemia?
The point is, I didn’t quarrel with you. Are you confused? !
"Young brother, I will help you go back and have a rest." King Xu Li Yuanli quietly walked to Li Yuanying, lifted him up in the circle, walked around everyone, and walked towards the bedroom.
They couldn't wait for the second brother to come to his senses before leaving. Changsun Wuji and Gao Jian were different. Their relationship was more than just in-laws. They had grown from childhood confidants to the current king-subject relationship... Even if they didn't get beaten, they might even be scolded. Penalties and salary confiscations are an inevitable process. But the younger brother avoided it. As the second brother walked to the dormitory, the anger level would gradually decrease. He might have reacted before meeting. Changsun Wuji fainted and did not blame the younger brother. After all, what the younger brother said was the truth, and the night banquet was also This is the occasion to talk about romance and beauties.
Li Yuanying did not reject Li Yuanli. He was so drunk that he woke up. He did not really faint to the point of unconsciousness. It was just... Changsun Wuji's vomiting blood and fainting was a bit fake, wasn't it? Those few words said by a certain person will not have any impact on him. Not to mention the powerful Sikong, even Shangguan Yi, the daily man who is hiding in the corner and writing fast, will not be affected by these few words. affected.
His eyes narrowed slightly, and he suddenly muttered: "Brother, Changsun Diandou deliberately framed me, he definitely has a big conspiracy!"
"Shut up!" Li Yuanjia, who had just passed by and was about to help someone, patted Li Yuanying on the back of his head and warned in a low voice. Anyone with eyes and brains knows that Changsun Wuji wants to trick Yu Bo, but these words cannot be said from Yu Bo's mouth. He said that it will complicate the matter, and it is very likely that they will fight each other fifty times in the end. Board balance board.
Li Yuanying glanced at Li Yuanjia aggrievedly, tilted her head and fell on his shoulder: I am drunk, please do not disturb.
Li Yuanli: "..."
Li Yuanjia: "..."
Looking at the three people walking away, Li Shimin's mouth twitched slightly: It would be better to go to the mausoleum a few days later to let Aye Ansheng celebrate the Winter Solstice... It's all a joke!
His eyes turned to Changsun Wuji, who was still unconscious. There was sadness and disappointment in his eyes, but more of a nostalgia: where was the original tacit understanding between the king and his ministers?
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When Li Yuanying opened his eyes again, he stared blankly at the beams. It took him two or three minutes to realize that he was in the west wing of the Lizheng Hall. He turned his head and looked at the lotus glazed lamp on the bedside table: Li Erfeng and The relationship between the officials in the Political Affairs Hall is actually more similar to the relationship between Guo Deyun and Uncle Yu. To put it bluntly, it is a relationship of flattery and teasing. After a tacit understanding and exchanges, hello, me, everyone, hello in the joy of the river crab.
You have made a direct remonstrance and criticized a certain Emperor Yang, and I accepted your suggestions humbly... The matter will probably end here. It will never be like the group of loyal ministers of the Ming Dynasty who either bumped against pillars or knelt on the Jinshui Bridge.
Day and night without end... If you dare not listen to our sincere words, we will die in front of you and the world.
For example, in the fourth year of Zhenguan, Li Erfeng felt that the Luoyang Palace was too dilapidated and proposed to build the Qianyang Palace. During the incident, Zhang Xuansu believed that not long after the Tang Dynasty was stable, it was the time when PepsiCo was spending money everywhere. Li Erfeng should take a certain Yang Emperor as a warning, and it was quite inappropriate to carry out large-scale construction projects. Li Erfeng humbly accepted the opinion and ordered that all operations should be stopped immediately. In the process, he inadvertently created an eternal famous saying: The only person who is only one person is not as good as one person.
In the fifth year of Zhenguan, Li Erfeng could no longer bear the dilapidation of Qianyang Palace. He thought it was damaging to his image as a wise and powerful man, so he ordered the construction to be restarted. The sixteenth brother's father-in-law, Dai Wei, the Minister of the Ministry of People's Affairs, once again remonstrated. After a while, Li Erfeng humbly accepted the advice again, and used the emperor's all-powerful three moves of promotion, officialdom, and money. There are many things going on, but there is no intention to stop the construction.
Not to mention that when a large number of palaces such as Cuiwei Palace and Feishan Palace were built later, the loyal ministers of the Tang Dynasty spoke in a ruthless manner. They did not list the things in the world where one person would serve, the whole family would be ruined, the countryside would be deserted, and no one would live in the world. It was an unbearable sight to see that Li Erfeng was accused in person of being a war-scarred man, of attacking and destroying the Sui Dynasty, and of being a fool of the Jie and Zhou dynasties, but no one hit the pillars, and there was no stunned Qing who could not kneel down.
Therefore, during the Zhenguan period, there are countless good stories about the relationship between the emperor and his ministers, which can be regarded as a model of the relationship between the emperor and his ministers, the kind that has never been seen before or since. At such a beautiful time, Changsun Wuji's fainting seemed extremely strange and outrageous. He neither said that he had connections with foreign countries to harm the Tang Dynasty, nor that he secretly touched the little hands of his daughter. Why did he suddenly What about destroying the tacit understanding between king and minister?
"Your Majesty, would you like some fruit drink to wake you up, or some soothing tea?" Peony walked in softly from outside and asked softly.
Li Yuanying sat up, rubbed his aching temples, and sighed: "A glass of iced fruit drink, what time is it now?"
That pot of Shushan Spring weighed about half a catty. He drank so much strong liquor suddenly and woke up so quickly. His alcohol capacity was pretty good, only a little worse than before.
Peony took out the pineapple fruit drink from the wooden barrel next to her, crushed the ice cubes into the glass cup, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, just after the birthday, Your Majesty did not return to the East Side Palace and rested in Princess Jinyang's original bedroom. Got off."
Li Yuanying: "..."
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