"Prince Teng!" After Yu Shinan, who was wearing reading glasses, saluted Li Shimin, he walked up to Li Yuanying and grabbed his arm excitedly, saying with some choking. "Your Majesty said he would come back in half a year, but he has been away for three years. So-and-so is old. If I can't wait for you to come back..."
"Yu Gong is in good health. If you eat three bowls of rice a day, you will live a hundred years without worries!" Li Yuanying said with a comforting smile. "We have agreed that you and Mr. Ouyang will help someone copy classics for his collection. If you don't write enough, someone will pull out your beards to make pens!"
"Your Majesty, if you don't mind that it's too rough to be used, we can cut it out and give it to you, as long as you can write a few more masterpieces that will be handed down from generation to generation without prioritization of learning, and those who have mastered it will be their teachers!" Yu Shinan said cheerfully, with a smile blooming on his rosy face. The chrysanthemums are in full bloom, and they are in good spirits without any signs of decay.
The hall of the West Side Hall, which was originally bustling with excitement, fell into a strange state of silence following Yu Shinan's words... It's better not to write that kind of article again.
……Bar!
"You guys are short-sighted!" Yu Shinan glanced disdainfully at everyone, including Fang Xuanling and Yang Shidao, and sneered. "How long have you not gone to the Hongwen Hall and the Hongwen Hall to attend classes? Prince Teng is far away in the Imperial Protectorate of Prince Liu. Just from the messages sent by a certain person and Xinben, I found signs that they want to stand still. A teacher's lecture woke them up. That group of sentence readers! Also for you, the ministers and ministers, who only care about gold and silver, please wake up. You are about to be stolen by a clan of scholar-bureaucrats, and yet you are so stupid and unaware of it!"
I am already eighty-five, and if I live one more day, I will make a lot of money. I don’t have to worry about the crowd, and I can scold me when I need to. His Majesty will not punish me anyway, not to mention that except for Ouyang Xinben, they are all younger brothers.
"Mr. Yu, I really don't have that many ideas." Li Yuanying scratched his head in shame and embarrassment and whispered. "The reason why there is learning without prior knowledge, and the master is the teacher, is because Xiao Shiyi wants to..."
"Uncle Yu doesn't need to explain, Mr. Yu is right." Li Shimin directly interrupted Li Yuanying and said warmly. "From tomorrow onwards, everyone will take turns going to the Hongwen Hall and the Imperial College, three days in a row, and will be postponed on holidays. No excuses are allowed."
The study of exegesis must be learned, but we cannot just learn exegesis. The Tang Dynasty now needs a variety of talents. The Imperial Academy of Hongwen Hall and the Yunhe Mansion cannot be opposed. They must cooperate sincerely to make the Tang Dynasty increasingly powerful and popular all over the world. , all nations come to court.
"Here." Everyone said in unison, folding their hands and saluting.
Li Yuanying: "..."
"Oh, oh! My prodigal son will come home unexpectedly. Is it because the fish overseas is not delicious? Or is the beauty no longer beautiful? Or the gold is not bright enough!" Zong Zhengqing Li Shenfu was supported by Zhang Ananxu. He came in, casually raised his hand to Li Shimin, walked to Li Yuanying with a cane, raised his hand like a melon peel, and said angrily. "If you dare to come back without sending a message, I will let you guard the Xianling Tomb! Shuzi!"
Yu Shinan and Fang Xuanling left consciously. Although the King of Xiangyi County was not the oldest present, he was still senior. He lectured King Teng, and His Majesty could not say anything.
"Uncle, I found a strange tree in the Pineapple Continent. It is tall, elegant and has a quiet fragrance. The locals say it is the longevity tree in their area." Li Yuanying stood up and walked around the eucalyptus table, helped Li Shenfu to sit on the short couch, and then He adjusted the position of the soft pillow and smiled obediently. "I originally wanted to carve it into a dove stick, but my second brother said how could a dove stick match my uncle's status? I wanted to carve a dragon-headed crutch to beat the unworthy prince and grandson at first, and to beat up the powerful maiden and ministers at the lower end. I want to carve it out for the second time. It took fourteen days to complete. Uncle, you can't hit me with it. Without credit, it's just a bit of hard work~"
Li Shimin: "..."
When did I say this?
"Shu Zi, you are the only one who can speak!" Li Shenfu slapped Li Yuanying's hand away and sighed. "Don't be so willful in the future. Remember, an elder brother is like a father."
It cannot be said that my parents are here and I have not traveled far away. The late emperor has already rested in Xianling. It's just that Erfeng treats Yubo differently from other brothers, and he is the same age as Pheasant Nu...otherwise, he wouldn't always run to Haidong Road. Gao Ming's brain is broken, Qing Que is too arrogant, Pheasant Nu is too gentle and kind, Er Feng is also very difficult, we can no longer let him worry about Yu Bo's son.
"Uncle, don't worry, I won't run out again soon." Li Yuanying poured a glass of Langguanqing, gave it to Li Shenfu, and whispered in his ear
smiled. "I heard that the beauties of Yangzhou are gentle and delicate and are easy to overthrow. Uncle, will you come with me?"
Li Shenfu took the wine glass and drank slowly. He glanced at Li Yuanying casually and saw Changsun Wuji staring at him. He said disdainfully: "I am not a certain Shen Guogong. Without beauty, I can't read or write. Really?" Such a scumbag is a disgrace to the family, and all the so-called sages’ books have been read on dogs!”
I brought two beauties back from Yangzhou and took them with me. We could just make them a funny topic and laugh about them after dinner (liao). That idiot Gao Shilian actually let one of the beauties reincarnate. He was simply crazy, shameless and unworthy of a human being!
Changsun Wuji: "..."
The Zhuzi sitting next to you is also an old man... Huh, Liu Baolin comes from two different families and is still a well-known royal wife. She can't be compared with that beauty, uncle Hutu!
"What's going on?" Li Yuanying's eyes were filled with gossip fire, and he tugged on Li Shenfu's sleeve, insisting on asking the truth.
Li Shenfu rolled his eyes at Changsun Wuji, and whispered in Li Yuanying's ear. Not only did he tell about the chaos caused by the beauty's birth and the smoke billowing in the Gao family's backyard, he also told how the Gong Gongs reacted to this. There are different views on the matter, as well as the opinions of students from various places and the people in Chang'an city on this matter. "If you hadn't finally sent back the news and turned everyone's attention overseas, haha, at least we could have watched hundreds of dramas for half a year."
Li Yuanying instantly remembered a certain joke from later generations: an old man went to the hospital for a regular physical examination, and the doctor asked him how he felt. The old man replied: "I feel great. Recently, I married a 28-year-old bride, and she is pregnant and will give birth to my son soon." After saying this, the old man was quite happy. He proudly asked the doctor: "What do you think?"
The doctor smiled without answering and said to the old man: "Let me tell you a story first. I have a good friend who is an excellent hunter. Every hunting season, he must go into the mountains to hunt every day. But one day, he Because he was walking in a hurry, he mistakenly took his umbrella as a shotgun and went out. As soon as he walked into the forest, a ferocious lion suddenly rushed out. He immediately raised the umbrella in his hand out of habit... and heard "bang" With a loud sound, the lion fell in front of him. "
"Absolutely impossible!" The old man laughed. "Someone else must have fired the shot!"
The doctor said, "Yes, someone else must have fired the shot."
In the process of telling Li Shenfu, the age of twenty-eight was changed to eighteen, and the doctor was changed to a healer.
Li Shenfu: "..."
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