"Rough!" Ah San looked down at the arrogant Erha with disdainful eyes and muttered in a low voice.
Three black lines were drawn on Li Yuanying's head: Those are what a certain person said about Cheng Chubi... These two bastards must not be given away, because they want face!
"Your Majesty, although this song is a bit... unique, it is not something that my junior sister cannot listen to, right?" Xiao Ruoyuan calmly picked up the fine cotton handkerchief and calmly wiped the tea on the Taoist robe. In fact, it was nothing, it was just Erha's voice just now that made him unable to hold the tea cup steady.
"My lord, if you know you are lustful, it is human nature to admire Shao Ai. What's more, she is as quiet as a flower shining on the water, and her movements are like the wind supporting a willow. How can anyone not love such a graceful beauty?" Du Che said sideways. Leaning on the soft pillow of the low couch, he leisurely cracked melon seeds (sunflower seeds) and joked. "But why don't we know when you met a young girl named Lin?"
None of the subordinate officials who followed him to sea were named Lin, so it was impossible for any of them to use his daughter or sister to please King Teng. Maid... The maid has never heard of anyone named Lin. More importantly, no one can achieve the ethereal and confusing beauty like a light cloud just emerging from the sky. Could it be a girl from the official wife clan? Princess Teng has not yet entered the house. After she does, His Majesty will probably help make up most of the remaining nine concubines. The newly rewarded Silla maids do not count as they have no formal rank.
Li Yuanying: "..."
To be honest, I don’t know why my surname is Lin. You need to go and ask an author named Cao more than a thousand years later. He wrote all of them, including Wood and Stone, Golden Marriage, Scarlet Pearls and Tears... all written by him! The earliest person I know with the name of Lin is the elder of Mei Zuzhezi. His sparse shadow is slanting across the clear water, and his faint fragrance is floating in the moonlight at dusk. He has been quoted by countless time-travelling predecessors, and he has appeared in front of people or praised the priest. The courtesan. As for the beauty surnamed Lin, the one who was madly pursued by the most famous cousin and then married a talented scholar from Liang Dynasty, the Oriental leader who had been in love for twenty years and then married a rich man, the one who went from Daoming Temple to the richest man and turned around and married a young man. You don’t even know the person who was domestically abused in her life, who turned out to be the Empress Dowager and then married to the Immortal Changliu. She no longer wanted to be the mother holding the mulberry lantern.
"Could it be that oiran lady from the 36th Pavilion of the 18th Pavilion?" Zhang Guo asked curiously after recovering from the impact of the hurricane and seeing the toothache on Li Yuanying's face. The person who could make Prince Teng sing such a convulsive song is probably not a young lady from a good family, but just an oiran lady in a pavilion. Can she have the temperament of Qingyun Chuxiu?
"This ingot of silver will be given to my sister-in-law to make a dowry. Buy silk, make clothes, make jewelry, and put a hairpin ring. How many years will it take for me and you to be a young couple?" As soon as Erha finished singing, Ah San was very happy. He continued to sing expressively.
Erha said "poof" and replied: "I don't want this ingot of silver. Let's make a settlement with your mother. Buy white cloth, make white shirts, buy white paper, and lake white flags. The name of a filial son will spread throughout the world." .”
Zhang Guo: "..."
This... why are you still committing the act of buying and selling by force? Do you want to say hello to His Majesty?
Li Yuanying, with veins popping out of his forehead, took out the dagger Lin Sou from his sleeve, walked to the wild pheasant cage on the side, pulled out the nearest one, smiled ferociously at Erha and Asan, and cut the pheasant's throat neatly. Blood spurted out...
... Erha and Ah San raised their wings to cover their heads at the same time, not looking at the wild pheasant.
Zhang Guo, Du Che, and Xiao Ruoyuan looked at each other in confusion: Is the prince trying to scare the monkeys? Is he also warning us that eating melons is risky and we need to be careful with our words?
"Don't let the cold wind blow her away in the late night. Her faint eyes are about to speak to me. Her slender figure is fluttering and she turns around silently. Say to me that your romantic lover loves me?" Erha's voice that is not afraid of death came from behind the wings. When he came out, the tone of his articulation was very strange. Except for Li Yuanying, no one else could hear clearly. They could only feel vaguely that they seemed to be talking to someone.
Throwing the wild pheasant aside, Li Yuanying grabbed one again. Instead of cutting its throat with a dagger, he pulled out a beautiful tail feather and sneered, "You two have very handsome tail feathers too." , suitable for making feather fans.”
"Quack..." The shrill cry echoed in the hall of the dormitory, making people shiver unconsciously.
...Then, Erha and Asan entered autistic state.
Afraid that Li Yuanying was not in front of him, he didn't say another word to anyone who teased her. To be more precise, he didn't even say "ga".
"Your Majesty, actually Erha and Ah San sang quite nicely." After two decades of silence, Zhang Guo came to Li Yuanying, rubbed his hands and smiled honestly. To be honest, Sister Lin's song was a bit good, but I couldn't sing the tune of Erha. Wei San said that I sang like a pheasant with its tail feathers plucked.
Putting down the documents in his hand, Li Yuanying glanced at Li Jing and Wei Zheng who were still immersed in processing the documents. He looked helplessly at Zhang Guo and asked very sincerely: "Mr. Zhang, don't you see that everyone is very busy?"
After wandering overseas for three years, I originally thought that after returning, I only needed to clean up Soga Dairo and Nakatomi Jiro, so that I could live a good life of listening to ditties and watching long legs. As a result, it only took half a day to clean them up, and the rest of the time was just The eucalyptus is in shape, there is no silk or bamboo to mess with the ears, and the quality of sleep has improved unprecedentedly. I can sleep like a baby again with my pillow.
I don’t know how many more days the boat will be repaired, but I really don’t want to deal with paperwork anymore! He asked with some frustration: "Mr. Medicine Master, Mr. Wei, can't you leave the paperwork to Qingque and the others?"
There will only be more documents in Yangzhou. If I want to find a way to solve the problem of document processing, at least I can't be trapped in the ocean of documents and cannot be free. A certain famous frugal emperor, who was tortured by the memorial and could not eat well or sleep well, drew a circle on it or wrote "I understand" to save trouble. The courtiers didn't know that His Majesty was tired and wanted to be lazy, so they thought he had some deep meaning. After thinking hard, they found that the places circled were all bad handwriting. Then everyone began to practice calligraphy painstakingly. To be honest, one of them felt that practicing calligraphy was easier. Make holes in clothes and patch them.
"Your Majesty, if King Wei receives documents that we have not processed." Li Jing put down the brush in his hand, raised his hand to rub his forehead, and said with some fatigue. "I will definitely send a message to His Majesty as soon as possible and start a court case with you."
The King of Wei came to stay in the King's Protectorate, but anyone with a brain would know that unless something special happened, he would have no chance to compete for the throne. If you want to rebel, you must first get rid of Han Wang Li Yuanjia, Liu Hongji and Li Shiji, as well as Xue Wanbei and Yuchi Baolin. If you want to develop Chuchu in the south, the one who is in charge of Yangzhou is King Teng... His Majesty, if you don't take action, then you will. Cut off all escape routes, just like before.
Li Yuanying clapped his arms and stood up, "I don't dare!"
Wei Zheng: "..."
Zhang Guo: "..."
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