The fireworks bloomed the most gorgeous flowers in the night sky. Liu Hongji ignored them and was busy tasting the third piece of fried fish belly with black pepper. Is it the most delicious in the world... His Majesty said it is the most delicious, so it is the best. Anyway, The pufferfish cannot speak and cannot defend itself. Moreover, firstly, it is normal to have two kinds of problems, one is official and the other is private, which can be solved satisfactorily.
"Uncle, it's the third piece, it's the third piece~" Princess Jinyang quietly glanced at Liu Hongji, who was full of enjoyment, and said in Li Yuanying's ear with some excitement. Last time Duke Kui ate four pieces, so today I made a bet with my little uncle, whether he would eat three pieces and stop, or he would eat five pieces to go up to the next level. My uncle said he might also eat six pieces or more to unleash his gluttony. nature, then uncle and brother decisively stood together, hum ╭(╯^╰)╮, I will let them know that little girls are not easy to mess with either!
Li Yuanying placed the cut roast lamb chops on the small plate in front of Jin Yang and said with a fond smile: "Don't forget to eat while watching the fireworks. When the Liuwang Protector's Mansion is built, you can live in Chang'an for half a year. If you stay here for half a year, I will take you to the mountains to hunt bears and go out to sea to fish. We can also go to Yizhou to find your eleventh uncle. There is a natural fishing ground between Yizhou and Dry Leaf Island, where Liuwang tuna was found."
Or, I can serve as the governor of Yizhou... Li Jing and Wei Zheng are the deputy governors. The gentleman of the eleventh brother will be led astray by them, so I can still reluctantly become the exhausted governor.
……Bar.
"Uncle, I'm still busy with the reconstruction and expansion of Chang'an City, so I won't be able to live here for a short time." Princess Jinyang wanted to say that she didn't care about Chang'an City, but her uncle said that either you don't do things, or you start them well and finish them well. . Laozi said: If you are as careful as you are at the end, you will never fail. Xunzi said: Think about what must be done first and show respect to it. Be cautious and end like the beginning. This is called good luck. Mr. Tao Jingjie's poem said: My ancestors are solemn, cautious to the end as before; Zhifang Ertai, Huihe Qianli... Mr. Jingjie's poem seems to be a bit confusing, but my uncle said that posthumous names are also very important, and he can be said to be unruly and willful They may be hypocritical or greedy for money, cruel and ruthless, but they must not be said to have insufficient brains. In fact, it takes more brains to be arrogant, willful and hypocritical or greedy, cruel and ruthless, because it is easy for royal family members to be virtuous, kind, gentle, courteous and thrifty. As long as you do nothing, you will naturally gain a good reputation.
Li Yuanying glanced at Li Erfeng, who was chatting happily with Fang Xuanling and others there. He was willing to agree to Xiao Baozi's participation in the expansion of Chang'an. It was a rare opportunity for Xiao Baozi, and there was no need to stop him. He changed his position to stay with the king and protect the capital. In the government, infrastructure construction alone is not something that can be completed in one or two years. If it is done too hastily, it is easy to end up with a shoddy project. Then he cut the freshly roasted hind leg meat of the roe deer, the largest mythical beast in the Northeast, into small pieces and put it on Princess Jinyang's small plate. She said warmly: "Jinyang can cook whatever he likes. Fish in the sea and bears in the mountains." They won’t run around, they have a strong sense of territory and they can’t leave their homeland. We’ll catch them after you finish the project in Chang’an.”
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Li Zhi: "..."
Uncle, you know their habits so well, have you ever asked fish and bears? Even the territorial complex and the inability to leave the homeland are fabricated. Those bears in the forest garden are obviously doing well. Mencius said: Fish is what I want; bear paws are also what I want. You can't have both, it's like giving up the fish for the bear's paw. But he always wants to let us, at least, have the best of both worlds.
"Here~" Princess Jinyang put down the kuaizi in her hand, crossed her hands and saluted, and responded with a bright smile. "Uncle, don't worry. I will definitely complete the project with high quality and quantity, and I won't lose my uncle's reputation and the face of our three family-destroying heroes."
The concubines, princesses, princes, maids, chamberlains, and guards named us the Palace Destroyer Trio. In their eyes, my brother was being coerced by my uncle and I, so we were not called the Palace Destroyer Three Demons. After I helped demolish the wall, Aye felt that the original name was neither objective nor accurate enough, so Yukou personally named it the Three Heroes of Destroying the Family.
"..." Li Yuanying rolled his eyes at Li Erfeng, who was smiling and smiling not far away. Destroying the three gorges of his family? I am still the Three Heroes of Fengchen! Li Erfeng, you're a waste of naming rights, aren't you afraid that Li Jing and his wife will ask you for naming fees and infringement fees? Uh-huh, at this time, there is no concept of intellectual property rights, and there is no so-called infringement of naming rights, name rights, trademark rights and a series of related laws... The four kings and the four queens do not seem to be infringements. It's just that we, two princes and a princess, are called the Three Heroes. Their class seems to have been lowered a lot. They should be the Three Kings of House Destroyer!
Raising his hand and touching the croissant on Princess Jinyang's head, Li Yuanying walked towards Li Shimin with a wine glass and sat on the low couch to his right... Wei Zheng stood up and left consciously to talk to Liu Hongji about those years. Remember the past of childbirth, cherish life, and stay away from King Teng at the banquet to avoid internal injuries.
"Did your bet come to fruition?" Li Shimin asked with a hint of teasing, knowing that this Shuzi would always have a way to make Sizi happy. Hongji would never be able to enjoy the fourth piece of fried fish belly tonight, but he could enjoy the fish breasts. , and more importantly, not only can he enjoy fried fish belly and fish breasts tonight, he can also enjoy them in the future, because Mudan will teach the chef around him how to cut fish breasts, and a certain person promised to reward him with three king tuna every year.
Shuzi would at least make two promises to him. There was no need to have any doubts. If he could abide by the rules, he wouldn't be him.
"Brother, I think the names of the Three Heroes of Destroying the Family are not accurate enough." Li Yuanying did not answer Li Shimin's words. He knew the outcome, but he still discussed it? In addition to wasting time and saliva, there will be no additional gain, neither practical nor emotional value. "How can one princess and two princes be called just chivalrous people? There are four heavenly masters under the Taoist Laojun, ten sages under Confucianism, and four heavenly kings under the Buddhist Buddha. As the Khan of Heaven, you , how can my subordinates be just heroes?"
Brother already has eighteen bachelors, and it won't be long before there will be twenty-four masters of Lingyan Pavilion. So, our trio's desire to have a good name is definitely a normal need and not excessive at all.
Fang Xuanling: "..."
King Teng, the four heavenly masters, the ten sages, or the four heavenly kings, what do they have to do with your family-destroying trio? Not being called the Three Demons is already showing mercy to you and leaving room for the royal family.
"The King of Japan seems to call himself the Eastern Emperor, also known as the Land of the Rising Sun. How about you guys call him the Three Days of Destroying the Family or the Three Steps of Destroying the Family?" Li Shimin's expression was very serious, his tone was very gentle, and his eyes were very... He deserved a beating, but there was no one. Dare to take action.
Li Yuanying: "..."
Three days, three days out? I still have three days and three nights! Li Erfeng's name as the number one in the Tang Dynasty has been overturned, and he can no longer be vindicated.
Yang Shidao and Yu Wenshiji toasted each other and had a good conversation. What did His Majesty say? We didn't hear it.
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