"That saddle maker is so disgusting!" Xiao Ruoyuan came back faster than when he ran away, and his face looked like he had drank one hundred and eighty cups of palace jade liquor, or after three or five cups. , there is red in the white, black in the red, black is black, green is green, blue is purple, pink is so beautiful.
Du Che had finished three glasses of wine, and his mood returned to a peaceful state again, but he couldn't help but joked softly: "Which god did he say you were the reincarnation of again this time?"
From the handsome Tenhao no Ogami wearing a golden hat, to the indistinguishable male and female Yue Oodai, from Takamagahara to the Yellow Spring Kingdom and then to the Izumo Kingdom, there are sunrises similar to Xiao Shiyilang's everywhere in the eight major states. The great god of the country. In fact, to put it bluntly, he just covets Shiyilang's face and wishes he could peel it off and put it on his head.
"After he finished talking about setting up some kind of Yin Yang Residence for a certain person, we could share the wealth and glory with him." Xiao Ruoyuan shook his shoulders and said coldly.
Have you never seen a hairy person, or have you never seen the country of hairy people? Even if it is better than a country without a city wall, with wooden fences as fences and straw huts, how much better can it be? Such glory and wealth, haha, I would rather wash my sword in the sword washing pool than become a savage!
Li Yuanying was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter like a bell. While laughing, he beat the pillow and said intermittently: "...We...we have received...professional...professional training, and generally...usually don't laugh. , Unless...unless...can't help it, hahaha...hahaha..."
It turned out that I had read an article against the Japanese in the Ming Dynasty: In the past, Japan was a small country, living near the sea. It existed with the ancient country of Zhongxing. It still had the prosperity of thousands of people and the prosperity of hundreds of things. It has been slow and extended, and it has barely survived until now. . However, instead of repaying kindness, he commits adultery and steals profits, repeatedly commits chaos, and pollutes China. His crimes are written on bamboos, and the Nanshan Mountains are not exhausted. Fortunately, the country of gentlemen is upright and upright, so we cherish the meaning of mountains and rivers, do not waste our friends, practice the spirit of the wind, and do not think of any evil. Following the behavior of repaying animals with friendly love, he lost his wisdom and nature for a while, and finally realized the regret. Unexpectedly, raising tigers will bring disaster to Dongguo. We are making the world laugh.
Later, not only did the world laugh, but countless people shed their blood, finally expelled the Tartars, and resumed flower cultivation. In less than a hundred years of peace, some people in Yuquan actually started to replace the Tang Dynasty with the Japanese, and replaced the Han with the Japanese. Some people refer to deer as horses, and some even go to the Jingguo Shrine to worship, which is a big joke in the world! A certain little swallow that had already flown to Gallic Chicken unexpectedly flew back to the flower grower's house in the spring season.
It fits that children's song very well: I asked the swallow why you came, and the swallow said the spring here is the most beautiful.
hehe. hehe.
"Prince Teng, I need you to help me teach that fool, instead of just laughing at me and watching my show!" Xiao Ruoyuan drank all the wine in his glass and asked. "When is Your Majesty going to take action?"
It won't be like the expedition to Goguryeo, which requires more than three months of preparation, right? The speed at which steamships adjust food now is absolutely different from that back then... Half a month has passed, and the troops haven't been sent yet!
"The Yuan Zheng Dynasty Meeting has to be held. Lu Dongzan and the others will put on a show of surrendering to the Tang Dynasty and showing gratitude." Li Yuanying stopped laughing, yawned, and returned to a lazy state. Get back on the soft pillow and continue to bask in the sun. He originally thought he could wander to Buyeo Uiji, but he ended up sitting calmly on Tamna Island, unmoved. How about setting off some fireworks to move him to action? He said somewhat boredly: "You go and invite Su Wo Anzuo over, so we can have tea, chat, and talk about life goals and dreams."
Xiao Shiyilang was really disgusted by this old man. It had been ten days since he took out his glass mirror to enjoy himself... he had switched to a folding fan, so he was not afraid of catching typhoid fever in the winter. However, I should still thank him properly for his indispensable contribution and his reputation will last forever. After all, it is easier for people to accept a man shaking a folding fan than holding a glass mirror.
Men who play with fans are somewhat arty and pretentious. Even if they are a dandy, they can recite a few acid poems or limericks to support their appearance, which is very suitable for Xiao Shiyilang.
"Go somewhere, you can continue to play with the fan here. Even if the wind is cold, it will be okay. We have brought enough small Bupleurum granules." Du Che waved his hand, holding the hand stove and walked towards the cabin, walking leisurely, as if strolling in a garden.
Li Yuanying: "..."
When it comes to bad words, I am willing to be the loser!
Xiao Ruoyuan looked at the folding fan that had just been half taken out of his sleeve. It was neither taking it nor not taking it at this time. In addition to embarrassment, it was still embarrassing. Embarrassing's mother opened the door for Embarrassing. It was so embarrassing...
"Your Majesty, the freshly stewed ginger duck soup can be used for lunch in shabu-shabu." Peony held a tray with a copper pot on it and walked over softly, followed by the guards and maids... After arriving at Suwo'anzuo, the maid boarded the three-masted sailboat to serve Li Yuanying. Mudan was not enough for one person.
Li Yuanying raised his eyebrows slightly and said with a smile: "Mudan, you will sit next to someone and perform real knife skills to open Da Lang Su's eyes."
Lingchi, which is what the people call "cut into pieces with a thousand cuts", first appeared in the Liao History Criminal Law Chronicles as a type of corporal punishment. Song Tong's punishment system test records: Lingchi's method, before Zhaoling (the name of the mausoleum of Renzong in Song Dynasty) , although the thieves were fierce and murderous, they were not used lightly. During the Xifeng period, imperial edicts and prisons were flourishing, and those who spoke wildly and arrogantly were all subjected to this punishment. The Qingyuan treaty and law cases clearly listed Ling Chi as a death sentence along with beheading and hanging. Such regulations continued into the Zhuizi Dynasty. However, Zhu Chongba, who was the first to implement various Lingchi punishments, was the first to expel the Tartars. The imperial edict issued by him already punished various crimes with "Lingchi" punishments. In the Ming Dynasty, there were There are clear records of the two famous Lingchi executions, including the number of knives: Liu Jin's execution in the Ming Dynasty was 4,200 knives, and Zheng Yan's was 3,600 knives. Li Ciming's diary also said so. There is also a saying, In fact, Liu Jin was stabbed 3,357 times, which was less than Zheng Zhao.
Ji Liuqi wrote in his article "Bei Lue Zhe Zheng Xuan" in the Ming Dynasty: On the way back, I saw people buying raw meat as medicine for sores and boils all over Chang'an City (referring to the streets of Beijing). Twenty years ago, Wen Zhang's integrity and fame were so great that he actually played the same skin skill as Shenshu Ganpi! It is so similar to the renxue steamed buns written by Brother Xun, and yet so sad!
...but it was just right to teach Soga Rika a lesson, to let him know that he and their great king had nothing to do with God.
"Here." Peony Yingying bowed, responded softly, turned around and walked to the kitchen. It was rare for the prince to be so elegant, so he should kill the fat sheep, pheasants and deer, and cook them freshly, which would taste better.
Xiao Ruoyuan decided to put away the fan, calmly adjusted his cuffs, and said slowly and softly: "My lord, if you want to use Peony's knife skills to scare the old man, I think it would be better to just shoot the cannon."
"Which gives you more nightmares, the artillery or what he said to you?" Li Yuanying asked lazily after washing his hands with warm water and wiping them with a fine cotton handkerchief woven by the Shaofu.
Xiao Ruoyuan: "..."
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