Princess Jinyang simply ignored the sudden appearance of Di Renjie. There was no shortage of little fat men and big fat men in the palace, such as fifteen uncles, twenty uncles, and Brother Qingque. Anyway, they are not as good-looking as Aye, Uncle, and Ninth Brother, and they are not as good-looking as the narcissistic Xiao Shiyi.
Looking at Xiao Shiyi who was still taking the Liulijian aside, he asked doubtfully: "Shiyilang, are you always taking the Liulijian because you are worried about acne on your face?"
Guyu recently had an acne on her face. When she is free, she also likes to look in a bronze mirror. The bronze mirror cannot reflect clearly, so I gave her a small round glass mirror, which is easier to carry than a rake mirror and can also hold some jasmine pollen and rose rouge. ...She used it all to pretend to be fans.
Xiao Ruoyuan heard what Princess Jinyang said and looked at her fat, beautiful little face... How could such an innocent and cute little princess say such a vicious curse? He touched his fat face with his backhand and said arrogantly: "Princess, do you know how much thought I put into this face? Even if your cute little face gets acne, my face won't. .”
Princess Jinyang shook her shoulders and said coldly: "Shishilang, your future wife won't be Liulijian, right?"
It feels very possible, otherwise it would be a river or a lake. My uncle once said that there is a kind of bird in the Classic of Mountains and Seas, named Red Bird. Its natural beauty has given it a very narcissistic character. It spends all day wandering on the water bank admiring its own reflection, intoxicated by its gorgeous feathers, but in the end He was so dizzy by his own feathers that he finally fell into the water and drowned. Guo Pu explained in the Book of Mountains and Seas Tuzan that the red pheasant belongs to the pheasant family. The chest and abdomen are red, the crown is golden, the back is yellow, the head is green, there is red in the tail, and the hair color is bright.
Red Pit is definitely Xiao Shiyilang’s destiny, Xiao Shan Chicken.
Xiao Ruoyuan: "..."
This cute little girl, why did this mouth follow Prince Teng? What a loss! Arrogantly said: "My wife, of course, must be the most beautiful woman in the Tang Dynasty, the kind that is so beautiful that people will be killed!"
Li Yuanying, who was grilling fish: "..."
Xiao Ruoyuan, don’t you know other idioms? He is so handsome that he is miserable, and he is so beautiful that he is miserable. Do you think you are Didi Wei or Baicao Cryer? If you want to be a Tang Dynasty version of a male and female double kill, you must always ask the woman for her opinion. Not everyone has Mei Ruohua's idea of marrying a chicken and following the chicken, marrying a dog and following the dog.
Brush the bream on the grill with peanut oil, turn it over and continue to brush the oil... Water quality protection must start from the source, so that such a delicious fish cannot be turned into excessive heavy metals, or directly extinct.
"Pheasants and phoenixes are a perfect match. You can ask Wei Sanlang to help you look for them. You may be able to find one or a few." Princess Jinyang suggested kindly. "The piercings on the chest and abdomen are red, the crown is gold, the back is yellow, the head is green, there is red in the middle of the tail, and the fur is so bright that the phoenix will be stunned by you~"
Xiao Ruoyuan rolled his eyes numbly before he remembered that those descriptions were of red birds. In addition to being able to control fire, the most special thing about red birds is... they are intoxicated by their gorgeous feathers! Grinding his back teeth, he smiled brightly and said, "At least he has gorgeous feathers, unlike a certain little fat guy who only has cuteness to show off his cuteness!"
Li Yuanying's back was slightly stiff. Xiao Shiyi, if you want to die, just hide away and don't hurt someone! You just said you wanted to marry the most beautiful woman in the Tang Dynasty. There is no way you could say that Si Zi would be the most beautiful woman in the Tang Dynasty!
"Xiao Xishan~" Princess Jinyang took out the plum-flavored cold melon seeds from the purse at her waist, and kicked the little jiojio while eating the melon seeds, saying with a soft, cute and cute face. Aye said that the word "pheasant" was unsightly, but uncle said that the nickname should be suitable for both refined and popular tastes without being straightforward. The red bird comes from Xiaohua Mountain in the Western Mountain Classic of Mountains and Seas. Huashan Mountain has no similarity with Xiao Shiyilang, so it is called Xishan. Those who understand it will naturally understand it; stupid people who don't understand don't need to pay attention to it.
Xiao Ruo walked up to Li Yuanying full of energy, sat on his elbow and complained softly and asked: "My lord, won't you restrain Princess Jinyang?"
"If she calls you Xiao Shan Chicken or Xiao Jin Pheasant, I will definitely care about you. Xishan is many times nicer than Hei Jin, Hei Quan, Madman, Old Ghost, and Old Thief. Why should I care?" Li Yuanying said with a lazy smile. "Four hundred miles to the southwest, it is called Kunlun Hill. It is actually the capital of the emperor and is under the command of Shenlu Wu. Xishan is a good place."
Xiao Ruoyuan: "..."
That is Southwest, and there are many other strange and mythical beasts in Xishan Jing... They whispered: "She is not called a certain Xiao Luwu!"
"It looks like a tiger body with nine tails, and a human face with tiger claws. Can't you accept it?" Li Yuanying gave Xiao Ruoyuan a pair of white eyeballs. Except when counting, this person is really naive, and his brain circuitry is comparable to that of a five- or six-year-old. child. The reason why he is said to be only five or six years old is because even the seven-year-old Sizi did not come to complain.
Xiao Ruoyuan thought for a moment about what he would look like with nine tails... or the red scorpion's appearance would be better. He took out the glass mirror again and looked at his face. His skin was like gelatin, without any blemishes, perfect!
Di Renjie opened his mouth slightly, and after half a cup of tea, he asked in a low voice: "Prince Jin, that Lord Xiao Lin... is he a woman disguised as a man?"
If it's a man...it's impossible to care about his face so much?
"No, you are not allowed to say that to Eleventh Lang!" Princess Jinyang waved her chubby hands and said protectively. "Eleventh Lang is a good man of the Tang Dynasty, a true calculation wizard. What's more, he is better-looking than ordinary people. It's normal to be narcissistic. I can talk about him, but you can't. Remember?"
Uncle said that as princesses and princes, we make harmless jokes, which means we do not treat Shi Yilang and others as outsiders. But if others say something bad about them, we must maintain their dignity.
Xiao Ruoyuan: "..."
Princess Jinyang actually talks to someone? Blinking his eyes, is someone hallucinating?
Di Renjie hurriedly bowed his head and sang. Aye had told her that everything the princess said was right and she was not allowed to refute it.
"Jinyang, Di Renjie is only nine years old, still a child." Li Zhi patted Di Renjie's arm to express comfort and said to Princess Jinyang in a warm voice.
Princess Jinyang nodded, who is not a child? But I will give you the face of Ninth Brother. He took out a small jade wat from his sleeve and said, "I hope your roc will rise with the wind one day and soar up to 90,000 miles."
Di Renjie: "..."
In the fourth year of Wude, officials of the fifth rank and above held ivory wats. For officials of the third rank and above, the wats held by officials above the fifth rank were clumsy in the front and bent in the back. This is... the form used by the prime minister!
Li Zhi took the jade tablet, put it in Di Renjie's hand, and said with a smile: "Put it away and study hard."
With this jade wat, Di Renjie will be a subordinate official of Jinyang as long as he enters the official career. The journey will be smooth, and it will only be a matter of time before he reaches the third rank.
Di Renjie stood up, bowed to Princess Jinyang with his hands crossed, and solemnly sang: "Here."
After waving her hands, Princess Jinyang walked to Li Yuanying, sat on his left side, held her chin in her hands, and said with her mouth closed: "Uncle, this baby is hungry~"
Di Renjie is too young and mature, and is not as fun as Xiao Shiyilang.
"Wait for half a cup of tea." Li Yuanying wiped his hands, poked the little bun's face, and said with a smile.
Little Baozi's impression of Di Renjie was average. It would take another thirty years to be promoted to the Prime Minister of Dali Temple before he could shine, so he couldn't be in a hurry.
"Oh~" Little Baozi responded lazily.
…
