After coughing in embarrassment, Yuan Tiangang looked at the medicine house that he had demolished, and explained with some guilt: "Well... Mr. Sun, Prince Teng probably doesn't know that you can hear it."
Gongsun Bai nodded hurriedly, and then added the explanation: "When Xiao Shiyi entered Shushan, I didn't know that someone could hear him talking outside the courtyard gate. Not only did he scold someone, but the entire sect, only Du Si didn't touch him. Scolding, saying that we are all hopeless fools, with mercury in our brains, and we are only worthy of sacrificing swords in the sword refining furnace."
As for other things... someone is someone who wants to lose face, so he won't embarrass himself by saying it.
Li Jing looked at Gongsun Bai in shock and asked in surprise: "Mr. Gongsun has never thought about... cleaning up the house and returning peace to Shushan?"
After more than a month of dealing with you, I really didn’t realize that you are such a magnanimous person.
"Who doesn't speak behind someone's back? Who doesn't speak behind someone's back?" Gongsun Bai instantly had an aura of two meters... one foot eight, graceful and luxurious, with a majestic appearance. All he needed was a ring behind his head and a golden light shining... He was still inferior to others. A band composed of fairies played cheerful music, highlighting his fairy-like demeanor.
Sun Simiao took back the talismans, shook his head, and said in a low mood: "Everyone understands the truth, but how many of them can understand it? I really can't figure it out, where did Prince Teng come from...such weird literary thoughts?"
There are no donkeys in Guizhou. Those who have good intentions can be brought in by boat. Who told him that there are no donkeys in Guizhou? Also, he has only seen a donkey a few times, but he can actually describe it. The donkey is extremely angry, and its hooves... wait, it's disgusting! He just wrote it specifically to scold someone!
Seeing Sun Simiao's expression becoming angry again, Yuan Tiangang sighed helplessly and said: "He didn't say those words in front of you, but Wei Xuancheng was pointed at his nose and retorted by him, the one who lives in Jingge, He was also sarcastic and sarcastic in front of His Majesty, without saving any face. You kicked him out of the medicine house, but he didn’t say anything until he left the garden gate. He really saved you face. Also, it’s you. He put up the sign first, and then he said "Donkey of Guizhou," right?"
"That's because he said outside the Medicine House, 'If you don't come, you won't come. From now on, if you beg so and so and become your teacher, so and so will not come!'" Sun Simiao was so angry that his beard flew up, and he beat the ground and said.
"Wait!" Gongsun Bai interrupted Sun Simiao's continued anger and said. "Where is the artemisia powder wine made by Prince Teng? I want to see it!"
King Teng said this, he must know what is special about Artemisia annua wine! Dare to say that Sun Jianlu didn't even come to worship him as his teacher. Confidence... Wait, he asked Liu Erlang to come over. What's so special about Liu Erlang that he can use it in medicinal wine?
"Separate the kerosene!" Yuan Tiangang and Li Jing said in unison.
Sun Simiao looked at the two of them confused, what is the difference between kerosene and artemisia powder wine... Wait! He said that the taste of artemisia leaves is far better than that of stems... He stood up and ran to the glass bottle of artemisia powder wine. He saw that two-thirds of the wine was made of artemisia powder... "Crazy Yuan, Gongsun Gui, you guys Come and take a look at both of them, what does Prince Teng mean?"
Li Jing followed the two of them and walked over. When he saw the situation in the glass bottle, the corners of his mouth raised slightly. Either the prince was deliberately irritating, or it was the only way to extract the most effective part... Is the concentration of ordinary medicinal wine not enough? He opened the cork and asked doubtfully: "What kind of wine is this? The wine tastes much stronger."
"Spring in Shushan." Gongsun Bai smelled the familiar smell of wine and smiled. "Erlang made it, and most people drink it by the glass. I didn't expect him to bring it to Prince Teng. Fortunately, Prince Teng didn't drink it."
Li Jing, Yuan Tiangang and Sun Simiao looked at the wine jar aside at the same time and asked at the same time: "How about one cup?"
Gongsun Bai picked up the wine ladle on the side, and Sun Simiao took out three wine glasses from his sleeves and placed them on the table.
"Quack..." A group of crows flew over Gongsun Bai's head, and three wine glasses... said with a cold smile: "Prince Teng is right, you Sun Qian donkey!"
"Don't tell me, it sounds much better than a donkey." Yuan Tiangang took the wine ladle and filled the wine himself, because each cup only filled one third.
Sun Simiao picked up the wine glass. It was clear, transparent, fragrant and had an alluring aroma. He drank it down in one gulp...
...It is refreshing and refreshing in the mouth, sweet and mellow in the throat, and the spirit is doubled in the stomach, and there is a slightly drunk feeling. It is not as exaggerated as Gongsun Gui said.
Li Jing and Yuan Tiangang saw the expression of enjoyment on Sun Simiao's face, so they both picked up their wine glasses and drank it all in one gulp... and said at the same time: "One more glass!"
Yuan Tiangang filled it directly this time, and it seemed that he would not be in trouble even if he was drunk. At worst, he would open the medicine house again...
... Gongsun Bai sat in the yard and looked up at the sky. This time it was not because he was speechless, but because someone was flying in the sky... The roof of Yaolu disappeared again. Crazy Yuan and Sun Qianlu actually knew how to place them neatly in categories. , I deeply doubted that they were drunk at all.
"Don't you see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning. Don't you see the mirror in the high hall has sad white hair, and the morning is like blue silk and turns to snow at dusk..." Li Jing held a long bamboo board and rapped it with a dagger while singing.
Gongsun Bai: "..."
Prince Teng is not around, but it is no different from being around him. They all said they would pour one cup and they had to show off, but it was a pity that their madness could not be recorded... Huh? It seems that someone can be drawn by sketching!
"Brush, brush, brush..." The sound of charcoal pen scratching bamboo paper...
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Second floor of Fenghe Court
Li Yuanying sat on the railing of the corridor with disheveled hair, and a white cat lay beside him. He smiled lazily and said, "Fashan, how long do you think they will have to fly?"
So this is how flying swords really work? Compared with the one flying on a broomstick in the west, he is a little more elegant, but he is a little worried that Pei Qi Qi plays with the flying sword, maybe... Oh, there are no cameras and mobile phones in the Tang Dynasty, so that's fine.
The white cat raised its paws, washed its face, and asked, "My lord, do you really not know that Grandpa Sun can hear you?"
Xiao Eleven Company, Mr. Gongsun went to Yangzhou to meet the beauty. The beauty thought his hair was too white and called him Aweng. It was impossible not to tell him that he could easily fall into a trap... As for the beauty's call Aweng. , the main reason is not that Mr. Gongsun’s hair is gray, but that he talks endlessly to the beauty about the Nirvana Sutra.
It was just a matter of preaching the Nirvana Sutra, and he continued to preach it for three days and three nights.
The worst time the Nirvana Sutra was hacked.
Later... Later, in order not to be disturbed by Mr. Gongsun, the beauty ran to Puzhou... Twenty years later, the monk of Renshou Temple in Puzhou spread the story of lotuses growing all over the body (Chapter 146 Cui Yizhi). Come on.
After hearing the story, Mr. Gongsun became autistic and went into seclusion. If not for Mr. Yuan’s letter, he would probably still be autistic...
"Dharma is good, the truth is sometimes scarier than lies." Li Yuanying raised his face and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. I won’t say how happy I was when I carried the Donkey of Guizhou and the Little Rock Pond. For the happiness of future generations of children, I must let them appear.
Rebar has appeared, and it is foreseeable that the historical line will inevitably deviate significantly. The probability that an article written more than a hundred years later will not appear is extremely high.
You are such a kind person, you’re welcome~
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