Chapter 139 Crazy for the King Crazy for the King

Style: Historical Author: Sweet Potato AssassinWords: 2013Update Time: 24/01/11 07:20:47
Li Yuanying patted Little Baozi's shoulder and said seriously: "You Aye won't agree, and neither will I."

The soft and cute little bun can practice swordplay, just throw and move bricks, and there is no need to talk about mystical skills. You can't go around catching larks or other small animals just to find her. It is not conducive to the harmony of the biosphere, nor is it conducive to maintaining the credibility of the court. How to find it when there are so few people? When the Sixteen Guards are used, ordinary people will not think that they are looking for someone, they will only think that something is wrong. I can barely find a reason to explain it once or twice, but who will believe it after seven or eight times? Chang'an City will become turbulent.

"Uncle~" Jinyang's little bun turned around, tugged on Li Yuanying's sleeve and acted cute, pretending to be pitiful.

"Princess, you must not eat meat for at least ten years after practicing illusion." Ye Fashan glanced at Li Yuanying and said softly. The King of Teng did not agree with the princess practicing illusion, probably because he was worried that she would suffer and suffer, because even if some people suffered and suffered, they could only learn a superficial skill and use it to cheat a few pennies from Hukou by performing arts. As for not being able to eat meat, I really didn’t lie to the princess. If you want to learn the three profound arts of Taoism, Faxuanxuan, etc., you must abstain from eating meat and eat vegetarian food, slowly eat clouds and drink dew, and do not eat the fireworks of the world.

"Ah?!" Princess Jinyang heard that she couldn't eat meat. She looked at Xiao Ruoyuan and asked, "Xiao Shidu, is it true that you can't eat meat?"

Xiao Ruoyuan put down the glass mirror, no longer looked at himself in pity, nodded and said seriously: "Back to the princess, if you want to practice the most authentic mysticism, not eating meat is just the beginning. Gradually, you have to live without food, and then you can start practicing it when you reach the point of eating clouds and drinking dew." Practice martial arts. Ye Fashan was able to do bigu at the age of seven, and he could change his mind after eating Xia Xia and drinking dew for three years. The practice of swordsmanship is not so strict, and it depends on his talent when he enters the hall. If you want to become a top master, the same must be done , Only then can we reach perfection and reach the pinnacle.”

The reason why those Shaolin bald horsemen are able to defeat others is that on the one hand they have been vegetarians for many years, and on the other hand they have practiced martial arts together for at least ten years starting from Zamabu. They have a tacit understanding of cooperation and never act on their own.

Ye Fashan looked at Xiao Ruoyuan with a somewhat guarded look: How could he know so clearly about a certain person?

Princess Jinyang shook her head hurriedly and said: "I don't want to learn illusions anymore! Venison, mutton, deer meat are so delicious, there are also lovely fish fillets, spicy hot pot... I can just practice swordsmanship!"

No wonder uncle said that neither he nor Aye would agree. They know that this baby loves meat, so of course they would not agree!

Li Zhi, who was about to pour another cup of tea: "..."

Mr. Yuan Gong and Li Taishi seemed to have a great time eating hot pot. Mr. Gongsun immediately became a loyal fan of chili peppers, enjoying the spicy food and completely forgetting the pain of being framed by his three apprentices. I sympathized with his third disciple Sanxi. From the current point of view, the days of sword washing that year were really unfair.

The important point is that they do not skip eating meat. Whether it is boiled fish slices or fish breasts, they eat them without any hesitation.

"Tomorrow we'll go see Ban Qian and Liu Bu pave the way. It should be fun." Li Yuanying said, changing the subject. I wonder how it will compare with the paving speed of later generations? To be honest, I am looking forward to it.

I just wonder when they can associate it from a paving machine to a seed planter, from a road roller to a plow and a harvester? A certain person decided to remain silent. The curved shaft plow had been in use for less than ten years, and it was a big step to jump directly to mechanized operations.

Xiao Ruoyuan just wanted to raise his chin, but thinking of the penetrating eyes, he retracted his chin and said, "I can guarantee that there will be no depression problem on that road within ten years."

"Eleventh Lang should go and have a good rest for a day, so that tomorrow you can use your handsome and miserable face to shock all the little girls in Chang'an City." Li Yuanying teased softly. Tossing the car with fruit and killing Wei Jie, the girls of the Tang Dynasty are no less open-minded than the girls of the Southern Dynasties.

After hearing Li Yuanying's words, Xiao Ruoyuan hesitated for a moment, looked at the last set of data on the bamboo paper, and said, "Go and rest after calculating so-and-so. Also, so-and-so is not a frivolous man who attracts bees and butterflies, and there is no need for them to throw fruit." Ying Che comes to make sure that I know what I look like."

Li Yuanying: "..."

Doesn't this fit the script? You should rely on your beauty to commit crimes. You are extremely beautiful in the three cities and six slopes of Chang'an. Hit the big wall!

Xiao Ruoyuan's appearance is absolutely as beautiful as the four beauties in the world...a little worse than a certain one.

"Not much, Mr. Yuan and the others obviously eat meat!" Princess Jinyang finally discovered the bug of Xiao Ruoyuan and Ye Fashan Huali. Mr. Yuan loves fish and clams, and only three dishes are enough to satisfy him.

Xiao Ruoyuan, who was calculating data, automatically entered the mode of blocking external interference and could not hear Princess Jinyang's words. Helplessness flashed in Ye Fashan's eyes, and he explained softly: "Princess, Mr. Yuan, Mr. Gongsun and my master have reached the pinnacle level, and they have been eating and drinking for a longer time, at least thirty years. If you start He is extremely talented and can eat wine and drink dew for thirty years, and he can also eat both meat and vegetables."

There are so many people who live in seclusion in the mountains, but only a few of them can reach the pinnacle. How many years has it been since they started practicing Taoism? No one knows how many people are rushing towards me one after another. The road to spiritual cultivation is really difficult.

I once saw a crazy person who said that he was a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun and came down to earth to experience. Holding a wooden stick, he said that it was a demon-slaying sword that would eradicate all demons in the world, cut off the passage between immortals and mortals, and create a perfect world... He slashed at the flowers, plants and trees, and after losing his strength from exhaustion, he fell. Went down the cliff.

"Thirty years?!" Princess Jinyang's eyes widened and she was shocked. She moved closer to Li Yuanying. Why did she feel that the monks were a little... stupid?

Li Yuanying waved his hand and told Ye Fashan to leave. If he continued talking, Mr. Yuan and the others would become monsters in the eyes of Little Baozi.

"Chirp, chirp~" Ye Fashan turned into a skylark again, flew out, and stopped on the willow tree by the lake. The breeze blew through the willow branches and across the lake, creating ripples.

Princess Jinyang: "..."

Still so envious~

"Sizi, shall we go to enjoy the peonies today?" Li Yuanying decided to completely divert Little Baozi's thoughts. People's dream of soaring in the sky like a bird has never ceased. The first person to try was Lu Ban. From 1900 to 1902, the Americans carried out more than 1,000 gliding test flights by the Laite brothers, and finally built the first manned aircraft in 1903. The helicopter did not successfully test fly until 1907.

The danger involved can be imagined, and there is no need for Xiaobaozi to take risks.

Princess Jinyang glanced at Xiao Ruoyuan who was calculating the data, then at the skylark on the willow tree, nodded, and said: "I want to see the peony dance six yaos, it's beautiful~"

Li Yuanying led Princess Jinyang away, while the tool man Li Zhi was left behind to continue studying.

Li Zhi: "..."

Uncle, I also want to admire peonies and dance with six yaos!

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