Li Feng breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the couch next to her, and said with a smile: "Second brother, then reward me with two beauties from Qiuci. They play the pipa well, dance well, cross their legs, flick their fingers, and play with their heads and eyes."
Li Yuanying sat aside silently and continued to peel oranges. Brother Fifteen is really a god!
"Aye, use tea." Li Zhi brought the tea. It turned out that Aye's anger and Uncle Fifteen's fear were all just pretending to elicit what uncle said about sending the beauty from the Western Regions. Just... why? No wonder the little uncle said that X is still too young, what they do is a bit complicated, and X can’t keep up with the ideas.
"Second brother, second brother, you must make the decision for me!" A miserable howl of wolves came from outside the side hall. Fortunately, it was not a spring day, so it would not scare countless birds.
Li Shimin felt like his head was going to explode. The three most troubled brothers were gathered together!
The fat Li Yuanxiang came in with a brocade ribbon wrapped around his head and one eye covered. He threw himself directly in front of Li Shimin and cried: "Second brother, I am so miserable!"
Li Yuanying: "..."
Li Feng: "..."
Li Zhi: "..."
Who is so bold as to hurt the prince?
"Who hurt you?!" Li Shimin was also shocked. It had been less than a year since Lao Twenty went to Qizhou. Because he was a bit naive, he chose a place nearby for easy care. How could this... hurt him? Where are the eyes?
Li Yuanxiang raised his fat face and said: "I took people up the mountain to hunt bear zodiac snakes. I wanted to give my brother zodiac rabbit palms and furs for Si Zi to play with. But I met an unreasonable zodiac pig. It could split projectiles with its palms. Let it come back and hurt my left eye!"
Li Yuanying, Li Feng and Li Zhi looked up at the sky at the same time: We don’t know this idiot! Why don't you just say it's a master like Qiubeard? It would be more credible!
"Quickly go and ask for an order from the imperial physician!" Li Shimin said with hatred, "You idiot, go to Suzhou after the Yuan Dynasty. There are no bear bears there. Let the officials do the fishing!"
The waiter responded softly, took three steps back, turned around and left quickly.
"Brother Twenty, what happened to Xiong Zhi?" Li Yuanying and Li Zhi stretched out their hands to lift up the little fat man who was lying on the ground...it was really heavy.
"I have sent eight palms to the Shangshi Bureau for lunch." Li Yuanxiang sat on the couch, pointed to a wooden box not far away, and said proudly, "The leather has been handed over to the Shangfu Bureau for processing. , there are all kinds of nuts and candied fruits, for snacks."
Li Yuanying gave a thumbs up. This nerve line is absolutely strong. The word "thick" cannot accurately describe it. My eyes were hurt, and I was still thinking about cutting off the bear's paws, skinning the bear, and bringing snacks... Who in the right mind would do this?
Li Shimin fell into deep self-doubt. Were these three disciples sent by God Haotian to torture me on purpose? No matter how naughty you are, you can always come up with some unique features. It really makes people speechless and looking up to the sky! After lunch, I went to Ninghui Pavilion to chat with Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng and asked if there were any conflicting horoscopes.
The projectiles hurt people, they robbed civilian girls, and shot in the eyes... The latter one seems to be better. After all, he went hunting in the mountains and had no offense with the people. He sighed and said, "Brother Xiang, if you go to Suzhou to taste more delicious food, don't do anything physical."
To avoid being caught while fishing, falling into the water is no joke, and catching the cold is even more troublesome.
Li Feng bowed his hands and said with a smile: "Second brother, I will keep an eye on these two idiots and make sure they don't cause any trouble before going to Yuan Dynasty."
Li Shimin: "..."
Are you sure you're keeping an eye on them so they don't cause trouble, and you're not leading them to do it together?
"Brother Fifteen, I heard that a new wine drinker named Guan Qing has come out of Xia Ma Ling. Let's go and have a taste after lunch. If it's good, let the younger brother bring some back for the second brother to try." Li Yuanxiang touched his fat belly and laughed. road.
Li Zhi served the tea silently, and Uncle Twenty's transformation was faster. It seemed that the person who had just come in howling like a wolf had nothing to do with him, and had already begun to drink freely.
As a child who is just ten years old, I have endured too much and am so tired!
"You can drink if you want. You can make a revolving lantern with me first. I promised Xiao Sizi, and you can't break your promise." Li Yuanying looked at Li Yuanxiang and then at Li Feng. Both of them were mentioned in the literature. The body is broad, especially the former, and the belt is equivalent to the waist circumference of ten people.
Someone must take this as a warning! However, the fifteenth brother is still very standard now, far from reaching the level of broad body.
After Li Feng drank half a bowl of tea, he smiled and said: "Of course there is no problem, but you are not as good at making lamps as you are at carving, right?"
"Of course not." Li Yuanying smiled humbly. There is no point in boasting. If you want to praise yourself, you need others to praise you. He has always been a humble person.
"You can go out, but don't shoot projectiles to hurt people." Li Shimin warned, thinking that the day after tomorrow would be the first day of the year, and people from all over to congratulate him had arrived. There is no need to worry about others hurting them. The two princes have already become feudal lords and have a large entourage, so no one will cause trouble for them.
Li Zhi hesitated for a moment, glanced at the majestic-looking Li Shimin, and decided to stay in the Lizheng Hall to accompany his sister. Aye allowed his uncle to leave the palace because it cost less to demolish the palace.
"Aye~" Little Bun Li Mingda ran over with the carvings polished by the palace maid and said with a smile, "Uncle made it. Uncle Fifteen will recognize him as his Fu if he loses!"
Li Feng felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and felt that his heart was instantly broken into pieces: Xiao Sizi is partial to his younger brother, to the point of being unreasonable!
Li Shimin was also surprised when he looked at the wood carvings in his daughter's hands. It turned out that the carvings were all about little rabbits holding pumpkins, or a cricket on a peach. If Dou Desu saw such an expressive carving of a girl, he would probably make a sincere request and burst into tears... He said softly: "It's really good, Si Zi has such good eyesight. If your fifteenth uncle refuses to worship me, then let me do it." He gave your little uncle a car, just in time to take you on a spring outing."
Then he looked at Li Yuanying and said, "Go to the Young Mansion and communicate with them yourself. Don't let the Young Master come to my place to stage a show of strong men crying. Also, don't demolish the palaces in the palace anymore. If you want to demolish the Guo Palace, Wang’s Mansion and Prince Jiang’s Mansion.”
Li Feng and Li Yuanxiang looked at Li Shimin in shock and said in unison: "Second brother, how can you indulge this bastard like this?!"
Li Shimin picked up his daughter and walked towards the main hall. He smiled lightly and said, "Happiness alone is not as good as happiness for everyone. Of course, brothers and sisters should share the blessings."
"I will give you a king's car and ten beauties, but you are not allowed to demolish my mansion!" Li Feng walked to Li Yuanying and whispered.
Li Zhi walked silently at the end. The fifteenth uncle's idea was still too naive. The younger uncle would not demolish his mansion, but would only communicate with him from time to time... because the note had been collected by his eldest maid. stand up.
Li Yuanxiang: "..."
The second brother seems to have forgotten that the imperial doctor's order has not yet come...
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