Chapter 145: Is Doctor Feng crazy?

Style: Fantasy Author: brie bunsWords: 4069Update Time: 24/01/11 07:15:37
"It's only the ninth month of the lunar calendar. Are you celebrating the Year of Wool?"

Jia Baoan stopped in front of the door, with the tendency of "one man is in charge and no one can open it". He ignored the protests of several patients, but took the cigarette from his ear and lit it up.

Whoosh!

Sudden.

Chen Yu disappeared, leaving only a pair of shoes in place.

Buzz!

He jumped out from under the cement floor outside the gate and said excitedly: "Jiang He... you are so awesome. We all watched the live broadcast on the Internet, and you brought glory to our Anning Hospital!"

Inside the gate.

The cigarette in Jia Baoan's mouth fell to the ground.

Wei Jian, Lao Wang and several patients also had their eyes widened.

"Fuck!"

Especially Lao Wang, he was startled and lost his voice: "Chen Yu, you damn girl can teleport?"

"This is not teleportation, this is escape from the ground... It is a supernatural skill of the earth-type extraordinary awakener!"

After all, Wei Jian is the son of the Grand Master and has experienced a lot. He said: "Being able to escape on the cement floor... this... this is at least A-level!"

A-grade!

Equivalent to a seventh-grade martial arts master!

Jiang He was also a little surprised.

He only knew that Chen Yu was an awakener, but he didn't expect that this bastard had such a high awakening level!

And Jiang He is certain that...

Chen Yu only woke up recently!

He had beaten Chen Yu before, but he had never developed his "combat attributes"!

"When you wake up, you will be A-level..."

"Tsk, tsk."

"If this news gets out, it will probably make headlines!"

Jiang He complained in his heart...

People compare to people.

Infuriating!

The ancients never deceived me!

Other awakened people who have worked hard to practice for more than ten years may not have any hope of being promoted to A level!

I have worked hard to train my body.

I almost vomited after taking the Bone Tempering Pill, and I still don’t know how to advance to the Grandmaster realm!

Chen Yu is a mentally ill person who even eats shit. He is A- when he wakes up. How can he let others live?

Inside the hospital gate.

After reacting, Jia Baoan picked up a stick and yelled loudly: "Chen Yu, you are such a bastard, who asked you to go out? Come back here!"

Whoosh!

Chen Yu escaped and went back again.

Jiang He walked into the door and said, "Jia Baoan, we usually don't look up when we see each other, so we can be considered old acquaintances. Please be accommodating and give them half a day off."

"no!"

Jia Baoan's attitude was firm and he said: "As a security guard of Anning Mental Hospital, it is my duty to guard this door. Without the director's leave note or discharge procedures, not even a fly can fly out of my place!"

When the patients saw this, they could only disperse.

Jiang He said: "Let's go back to the ward. I brought you some Jiangnan specialties."

Back to 207.

Jiang He took out some specialties bought in Jiangnan Base City from the storage ring and gave them to Lao Wang, Chen Yu and Wei Jian. Lao Wang took a pack of spicy strips and said in surprise: "This special one is considered a Jiangnan specialty." ?”

Jiang He: "Look at the manufacturer."

Lao Wang picked up the spicy strips, carefully identified them, and read: "Jiangnan Base City... Weilong spicy strips factory, since it is produced in Jiangnan, it is indeed a Jiangnan specialty."

He was eating spicy strips.

Tears were shed.

Afraid of being laughed at by Jiang He, Wei Jian and Chen Yu, they pretended to be serious and sighed: "What a pity... Zhang San, Li Si and Wang Mazi were discharged from the hospital. I remember that when they were hospitalized, they would If you go out and buy snacks on credit, you can bring a lot with you every time you come back.”

"I am their attending doctor, and I have always benefited from it."

Wei Jian ate a bag of Wangwang snow cakes and asked curiously: "Old Wang... you are a doctor, how can you go crazy?"

"You're so fucking crazy!"

Lao Wang glared and cursed: "I'm not crazy, I'm just a childless person. I didn't want to leave the hospital after retirement, so I stayed in the inpatient department."

"understood!"

Wei Jian smiled and said: "You mentally ill people all say that you are not sick, I understand."

Chen Yu: "Who are you calling mentally ill?"

Wei Jian: "I'm talking about you!"

"Can you try saying something again?"

"Psychosis!"

The two quarreled more and more fiercely, and finally fought each other. Upon seeing this, Lao Wang quickly grabbed Chen Yu and Wei Jian's snacks, hid them in the hospital gown under the white coat, and ran away in a hurry.

Jiang He took out three twenty-four flavor rehmannia pills and drank them with a bottle of honey tea.

"Ding!"

"Reasonable use of medication, strength +10kg."

He watched Wei Jian and Chen Yu fall from the bed to the ground. Chen Yu pulled Wei Jian's hair and Wei Jian grabbed Chen Yu's basket. Chen Yu said angrily: "Let go!"

Wei Jian: "Let go first!"

Chen Yu: "Sun thief... Grandpa spent time with you today. Grandpa doesn't want anything that's just an inch long!"

Seeing that the two men were serious, Jiang He quickly stuck his head out of the door and shouted, "Oh no, someone is coming, Chen Yu and Wei Jian are fighting!"

After a while, people gathered outside Ward 207.

Feng Shaoyu hurried over, squeezed into the ward, and advised with a dark face: "What are you two doing? Let go!"

Chen Yu: "Let Wei Jian let go first!"

Wei Jian: "Why don't you let go first?"

"Oh shit!"

Feng Shaoyu sneered and said: "I don't believe it anymore, I can't control these two patients!"

As he spoke, he took out his leather trouser pocket.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Jiang He hugged Feng Shaoyu and said, "No, no, no, no... Doctor Feng, you are a doctor, how can you beat a patient violently?"

Feng Shaoyu: "I won't hit them, Jiang He, if you let go...let me piss on their faces, I won't believe they won't let go!"

When Chen Yu and Wei Jian heard this, they immediately let go and stood up.

Jiang He was startled.

He let go of his hand and glanced at Feng Shaoyu suspiciously, and saw that Feng Shaoyu's expression didn't seem to be fake... Maybe just now, he really had the idea of ​​"peeing on their faces".

What's going on?

I have only been out of the hospital for half a month...

Why do you feel that something is wrong with Dr. Feng’s mental state?

The crowd dispersed quickly.

Feng Shaoyu also left.

Jiang He said: "Chen Yu, use the Earth Escape Technique to secretly follow him and take a look. I feel like something is not right with Dr. Feng."

Chen Yu heard this...

Whoosh!

Only one pair of shoes fell on the ground.

About twenty minutes later, Chen Yu came back and reported: "Doctor Feng first went to the toilet and then returned to his office. He took medicine in the office and then went to the dean's office."

"Take medicine?"

Jiang He's eyes moved slightly and asked, "What medicine did you take?"

Chen Yu took out a medicine bottle from his pocket.

Jiang He looked at it and was surprised: "Thirty-six flavored rehmannia pills? It seems that Doctor Feng only has kidney deficiency, and there seems to be no major mental problem?"

"No!"

Chen Yu said seriously: "There is a problem, there is a big problem... Doctor Feng went to the dean's office and smashed the glass in the dean's office!"

Jiang He: "..."

He breathed a sigh of relief and said: "It's just a smashed glass, but it doesn't mean anything. It scared me to death. I thought Dr. Feng was driven crazy by you!"

soon.

By six o'clock in the afternoon.

Little nurse Zhou Yue pushed the dining cart to deliver dinner on time.

As soon as she saw Jiang He, her face turned red involuntarily and said, "Jiang He, are you back?"

"Uh-huh."

"I've seen it all on the Internet... You are so powerful. You can single-handedly defeat all the young heroes of the modern era in Daxia. Many people on the Internet say that you should be the champion of this [National Youth Martial Arts Competition]. "

Jiang He smiled and said: "The championship is just a false name. What's more, I didn't even participate in the competition, how can I win the championship?"

Today's dinner is rice.

The dish is Kung Pao chicken, cold shredded potatoes, and a chicken drumstick.

Zhou Yue handed the rice to Jiang He, and also gave Jiang He four chicken drumsticks. Jiang He said in surprise: "Is our hospital cafeteria going to improve the food today?"

Zhou Yue quickly made a "shush" gesture and said: "Please keep your voice down, these are chicken legs from Wei Jian, Chen Yu and Lao Wang... It doesn't matter if they eat less. I heard that you body-training warriors eat a lot and consume a lot." , eat more!”

Jiang He was so moved that he took out a pack of snacks from the storage space and gave it to Zhou Yue, saying, "I brought this back from Jiangnan Base City. You take it back and share it with the nurses."

Zhou Yuexiao's eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and she said: "Hmph... I won't break up with them. Okay, I'm going to deliver food to the next door. Remember to take your medicine on time!"

"..."

Damn it!

Will Jiang He eat my chicken legs?

And you said it in front of me?

Wei Jian couldn't stand listening anymore, so he reached out to grab the chicken legs.

Jiang He slapped Wei Jian's hand away, and was so angry that he sneered: "Good boy... I've only been away for half a month, and my wings have grown hard, right? You dare to snatch my chicken legs?"

Wei Jian was about to cry: "I just want to get my chicken legs back!"

Jiang He took out the S-class shadow alloy sword and placed it on the bedside table.

Wei Jian: "Haha... what, Doctor Feng said that I have been getting angry recently and suggested that I eat lighter food every day."

Four chicken legs.

A serving of rice.

Jiang He was only seven-tenths full after eating.

This is exactly in line with the scientific diet method!

"Ding!"

"Eat properly, strength +10kg."

Jiang He took out three twenty-four-flavor rehmannia pills and psychiatric medication, and took them one after another.

"Ding!"

"Reasonable use of medication, strength +10kg."

"Ding!"

"Reasonable use of medication, strength +10kg."

"Go home feeling good!"

Jiang He stretched out and put on a comfortable psychiatric uniform. He suddenly remembered that there were still two [battles] left to finish today.

He saw Wei Jian hitting the wall over there, walked over, knocked him out with a knife, and threw him on the hospital bed.

"Ding!"

"You have experienced a battle, and your strength is +10kg."

Then, he went to room 208 next door and wanted to get the [Combat] attribute from Chen Yu for the third time, but Chen Yu was not there.

"That's all."

"When we go out for a late-night snack later, let's randomly choose a lucky martial arts disciple to swipe."

It's mid-October.

It was just before 7 o'clock, and it was already dark.

Jiang He ran two laps after leaving the inpatient department and completed today's [Night Run] event.

"Ding!"

"Reasonable exercise, strength +10kg."

"It's still early, let's practice the Great Sage Fist first..."

Next to the green belt outside the inpatient department, Jiang He continued to meditate on the Great Sage Fist until 11:30 in the evening. Then he left the hospital gate and went straight to the night market street.

On the way to the night market street, he turned into a martial arts gym called [Fengfeng Martial Arts School] and punched a martial arts disciple.

"ah!"

The martial arts disciple was startled, turned around and exclaimed: "Who? Who is going to beat me?"

The moment the martial arts disciple turned around, Jiang He turned into an afterimage and left, leaving only an afterimage and the ground cracked by the force of his legs!

"Ding!"

"You have experienced a battle, and your strength is +10kg."

After running 1 kilometer away in one breath, Jiang He stopped and said with satisfaction: "In this way, my 230Kg of basic attributes for today have been fully charged."

Come to the night market street.

It’s still the familiar barbecue stall.

Eat and drink enough.

"Ding!"

"Eat properly, strength +10kg."

I ordered a lot today and had a lot of barbecue left.

Jiang He packed the rest and took it back to the hospital, intending to give it to Wei Jian. However, Wei Jian was so sleepy that he didn't wake him up even after calling for a long time, so he gave it to Lao Wang next door.

Lao Wang was extremely happy and said: "Jiang He, if you treat me to a late-night snack, there is nothing I can do to repay you. How about I give you an injection?"

"Don't!"

Jiang He said: "If you have such thoughts towards me again, I will beat you to death... By the way, where is Chen Yu?"

"have no idea."

Lao Wang's mouth was full of oil after eating, and he said: "His shoes are still there, but the person is gone."

He must have used the Earth Escape Technique again to wander somewhere.

Jiang He didn't pay much attention and turned back to 207.

Lying on the bed, holding his phone and watching short videos for a while, Jiang He quickly fell into sleep.

He was drowsily asleep, and suddenly——

Snapped!

There was a sound of glass bursting.

"who!"

"who?"

Wei Jian, who had not turned over after sleeping all night, suddenly woke up. He jumped up, ran to the window and looked downstairs, and said angrily: "Damn... who smashed my glass?"

"Huh……"

"Doctor Feng, did you get up so early?"

It was just dawn at this moment.

Jiang He also came to the window, looked out through the smashed window, and saw Feng Shaoyu grinning at him and Wei Jian, and then made a gesture of throwing "stones" with his hand.

Snapped!

The window of ward 208 next door exploded!

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PS: The second update is here!

(End of chapter)