Chapter 4: Jiang Laoliu!

Style: Fantasy Author: brie bunsWords: 2326Update Time: 24/01/11 07:15:37
"Scientifically speaking, it is best to eat 70% full in one meal."

"Eating too much will cause a large amount of food to accumulate in the stomach, which will put a great burden on the gastrointestinal tract, causing slow gastrointestinal motility and indigestion..."

"I just finished my second chicken leg and I feel a little stuffed."

"This should be considered overeating, not a reasonable diet!"

if it is like this……

Can't I take more of that medicine?

There are strict time regulations for diet and medication in mental hospitals.

Around 12:20.

The "special" medicine-feeding nurse came.

As soon as she entered the door, she rolled up her sleeves, showed Jiang He her arms that were thicker than ordinary women's thighs, and said, "Jiang He, if you dare to bully Zhou Yue again in the future, be careful I won't be polite to you!"

Ouch, shit!

Jiang He laughed angrily.

How can I, a mentally ill person, still be bullied?

He also rolled up his sleeves and sneered: "If you dare to touch a hair on my head, I will immediately go to the dean and complain against you."

"you!"

The nurse was so angry that she slapped the medicine on the table and said, "Take the medicine!"

Jiang took a closer look.

There are four types of medicine.

Two types are capsules, each containing two capsules.

There are also two types of small white tablets, the larger one is slightly larger and the smaller one is slightly smaller.

Jiang He brought a cup of water, one piece at a time, and ate it several times before eating it.

"Ding!"

"Reasonable use of medication, strength +10kg."

The system prompt sounded as expected, but it only increased Jiang He's strength once.

"I take this much medicine in one meal. This is a doctor's order. Only when you take it in accordance with the doctor's order can it be called [reasonable] use of medicine..."

Jiang He fell into deep thought.

Three medicines and three meals a day.

Each increases strength by 10kg.

Calculated, I can gain 60kg of strength in a day, which is 1800kg in a month.

"This speed is not slow... but ferocious beasts are raging in this world. Listening to the conversation between the dean and the police today, it seems that besides some powerful warriors, there are also some super-awakened ones, so I must become stronger faster! "

"certainly."

"The most urgent task is to first understand what kind of world this is."

Mental hospitals do not restrict patients' personal freedom.

Had lunch.

Jiang He left the inpatient department and went for a walk outside.

Outside the hospital, many patients were active.

The [shit-eating] couple was also there, still quarreling, and a dozen patients were watching, shouting "shit" and the like.

Jiang He felt disgusted and did not join in the fun.

He played on the activity equipment for a while.

"Ding!"

"Reasonable exercise, strength +10kg."

"Huh?"

This unexpected discovery made Jiang He's eyes light up.

But when I thought about it again, I thought it was normal.

Taking medicine and eating properly can increase strength, so exercising properly can increase strength. Isn’t it reasonable?

"If exercise can also increase strength...that's a lot more actionable."

"Reasonable exercise..."

"After lunch, I took a walk. It's a reasonable exercise to move around."

"I run in the morning and at night... When I have free time, I run on the horizontal bar, jump on the rope, and do push-ups to exercise. Isn't it reasonable?"

Glancing at the system panel.

【Strength】: 220kg.

After clenching his fists and feeling the powerful feeling all over his body, Jiang He became energetic and planned to run two laps first.

"Huh?"

Before running two hundred meters, Jiang He stopped in a shady place.

He saw the dean playing mahjong with three patients, and he couldn't help but be curious. He stepped forward and said, "Dean, where are you playing mahjong?"

"Jianghe!"

A patient looked up and said happily: "You came just in time... give me a couple of laps first, and I'll go take a shit."

Before Jiang He could agree, the patient covered his butt and ran away.

Dean An was very angry and cursed: "This bitch will run away after winning money... I won't play with him next time!"

"???"

Jiang He looked surprised, sat down and said, "Dean, are you still playing with money?"

"A small gamble brings pleasure, a small gamble brings pleasure."

Dean An held a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, scrubbing the mahjong skillfully with his hands, urging Jiang He to grab the cards. While grabbing the cards, Jiang He took the Dean's cigarette case, lit one for himself, and then let nature take its course. He put the cigarette and fire into his pocket and said: "I have no money!"

"It's okay, I'll lend you twenty."

With good cards in hand, Dean An took advantage of the situation.

"bump!"

Jiang He hit the east wind and hit a rooster. The mentally ill person he attacked said: "No."

Another psycho pushed down four Nanfeng, and with great momentum, he slapped the table and shouted: "Bomb!"

"???"

Everyone in Jianghe was dumbfounded.

Dean An, on the other hand, saw that the old god was there and said: "That's it."

Ah this...

Jiang He said with a dark face: "I...what should I fight?"

A mentally ill man said: "You can't even play mahjong? You can play whatever you want!"

Another psychopath urged: "Hurry up, do you want my bomb? If you don't want me to continue firing... two bombs!"

"I'll hit you!"

Jiang He pushed Mahjong away, turned around and continued running.

Dean An shouted: "If you don't want to play, you won't play. Why are you playing mahjong...wait, where is my cigarette? Where is my fire? Where can I lend you the twenty yuan?"

Jiang He pretended not to hear, but his steps were much faster.

He ran around the hospital.

"Ding!"

"Reasonable exercise, strength +10kg."

In my mind, the system prompt sounded as expected.

Jiang He found a corner, sat under the shade, took out a cigarette and was about to light it. Suddenly his ears moved and he heard a burst of whispers coming from outside the wall...

"Hurry up, Li Si, why are you so lazy?"

"Hurry into the hospital, the people from the police station and the martial arts administration are catching up soon..."

"What the hell are you afraid of? We are mentally ill. Even if we are caught, what will happen to us?"

Three little old men, sneaking around, climbed over from the other side of the wall.

Jiang He: "..."

The cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground.

"Huh?"

"Lao Liu?"

"When did you wake up?"

"Why are you here? Are you here to poop?"

"???"

Jiang He guessed the identities of these three little old men. They must be Zhang San, Li Si and Wang Mazi. He was a little puzzled and asked doubtfully: "I...how did I become the sixth child?"

A little old man stepped forward, touched Jiang He's forehead, and said, "I don't even have a fever... I understand. Did you jump off a building and lose your memory? Do you still remember who I am, third brother?"

Jiang He: "Are you... Zhang San?"

Zhang San picked up the cigarette that Jiang He dropped on the ground, then rubbed it with his fingers...

puff!

A cluster of flames burst out from the fingertips.

He lit the cigarette, took a deep breath, and said: "Yes, I am your third brother, this is your fourth brother Li Si, and this is your fifth brother Wang Mazi. You are ranked sixth, so naturally you are Mr. Jiang." Six, have you forgotten about our sworn vows last month?"

"After the sworn vows, he sneaked into the dean's office and changed his name!"

Jiang He swallowed and murmured: "Am I also involved in changing the files? Wait, third brother, what's with the flames on your hands?"

Zhang San laughed and said: "It seems that the kid Lao Liu has really lost his memory... Have you forgotten? Third brother, I am a fire-type extraordinary awakener!"