Wucheng.
Inside a hospital.
On the hospital bed, Jiang He suddenly opened his eyes and sat up from the bed suddenly!
"I……"
"I'm not dead?"
Jiang He kicked his legs and raised his hands again. He couldn't help but be surprised: "I was hit by a dump truck. Not only did I not die, I didn't even get hurt... I'm so lucky, right?"
"wrong!"
"My head hurts..."
Touched it with my hand.
What is certain is that his head is wrapped in gauze.
Jiang He estimated that he was hit head first after being hit by a dump truck.
And from time to time, strange memories flashed through my mind.
What kind of eldest lady, fiancée, children, etc.
"Am I hallucinating after being knocked out?"
Jiang He blinked and murmured: "I am a single man, where did I get my fiancée and children?"
The environment in the ward is very good.
There are four beds in total.
There were things placed on the heads of the other three beds. From this, Jiang He judged that he should have three "patients", but they were not in the ward and must have gone out for a walk.
Walk out of the ward.
There were many people in hospital gowns strolling in the corridor.
A sick man who was passing by saw Jiang He and looked as if he had seen a ghost. He was shocked and said: "Damn it, you idiot, you jumped from the fifth floor and didn't kill you?"
Jiang He: "???"
It's not that he didn't understand what the uncle said.
What the uncle said was, "I jumped from the fifth floor and didn't kill you?"
But don't understand.
I was hit by a dump truck, why did I jump off the building?
So his eyes widened, and he stepped forward to argue with the uncle: "You old coward, you are talking nonsense, why don't you jump off the building when I tell you?"
The old man rolled his eyes, said "crazy", and then ran away.
Jiang He: "???"
Worri!
Does this man have a mental problem?
But soon...
He noticed something was wrong.
All the patients in the corridor seemed to behave abnormally...
For example, a man and a woman are quarreling.
The man cried: "My dear, please forgive me. Nothing really happened between me and Lao Wang."
The woman sneered: "I'm taking a shit now. If you catch it and eat it, I'll forgive you."
She took off her pants and pooped them.
The man grabbed it and ate it, and after finishing it, he grabbed the woman and started gnawing on it!
The dozens of patients who were watching applauded one after another. The old man who jumped away came to see the fun at some point. However, he did not applaud, but tears filled his eyes. Jiang He retched and asked: " Old man, are you so moved?"
"I'm so moved that you're numb, you're crazy!"
The old man yelled, covered his face and ran away.
When the man heard the sound, he yelled and ran after him: "Old Wang... listen to my explanation."
Jiang He: "???"
He found that there were many slogans posted in the corridor, the slogans were as follows——
[Care for the beauty of the soul and embrace a healthy life]
[Strengthen doctor-patient communication and build a harmonious doctor-patient relationship]
[Caring for patients with mental illness and creating a happy and harmonious home together]
"This this……"
"Is this a mental hospital?"
Jiang He was a little dumbfounded.
He looked up and found a TV hanging in the corridor. On the TV was a female anchor wearing a silver armor. Behind her was a ruins. On the ruins lay the corpse of a monster that was sixty or seventy meters tall.
"On August 15, 2024, Quancheng, one of the five major cities in Longyuan Base City, was attacked by a beast tide. After two days and two nights of bloody fighting, the beast tide was finally repelled. The beast king who led the beast tide this time Has been killed..."
Jiang He opened his mouth, but no words came out.
The news screen changed.
On the TV, a sea appeared.
In the ocean, there is a huge snake-shaped monster. The monster has eight heads, and behind it are countless sea creatures... Without exception, these sea creatures are all huge!
"The latest international news."
"On August 16, 2024, the ferocious beast king of the Pacific Ocean, the Yamata Snake Emperor, led the ferocious beasts in the sea to launch an attack on the Fuso Kingdom again. The strongest man in the Fuso Kingdom, Yagyu, was killed by the Yamata Snake Emperor with a single sword, and Fuso was the last one. Base City fell..."
"Well done!"
Jiang He subconsciously shouted "Hello", but he soon realized...
"etc!"
"The ferocious beast...did I travel through time?"
he murmured.
"Wear something der!"
At this time, a voice came from behind Jiang He.
Jiang He turned around and saw a "slightly fat" nurse who was about 1.7 meters tall, with a sideways growth and a weight of at least 250. He glared at Jiang He with a stern look on his face and said, "Don't think about it, are you sick again?" Hurry back to the ward, it’s time to take medicine!”
The patients who were playing in the corridor all rushed into the ward as if a mouse had seen a cat.
Jiang He became anxious and shouted: "I'm not sick... you made a mistake..."
Oh shit!
This time travel is too ridiculous!
It would be better to be hit to death by a dump truck!
How can anyone become mentally ill through time travel?
He turned around to run away, but was grabbed by the female nurse.
Jiang He struggled.
But the female nurse was extremely strong and easily dragged Jiang He back to the ward. She said earnestly, "Jiang He, please stop resisting. My arm strength is as high as 1,100kg. I was specially hired by the dean to feed dishonest patients like you." Medicinal.”
1100kg arm strength? ? ?
Everyone in Jianghe was dumbfounded. They rolled their eyes and decided to rely on their wisdom to win. They said, "Sister nurse, I'm really not sick...I'm already cured. If you don't believe me, ask me a few questions to test."
"OK!"
The nurse lowered her head and, while distributing medicine to Jiang He, asked: "What weapon is Chen Jingzhou, our top master in Xixia Base City, the best at? What is his title?"
Jiang He: "???"
"Ah this..."
Just the space for him to open his mouth.
The nurse suddenly turned her palm and accurately stuffed a handful of medicine into Jiang He's mouth.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Jiang He struggled, trying to spit out the medicine.
But the nurse's technique was very good. The hand that was bigger than Jiang He's face gently lifted Jiang He's head up.
Gu!
Swallowed all the medicine.
"Be good...come and drink water!"
The female nurse's eyes narrowed as she smiled and handed over a glass of water.
Jiang He felt that his personality had been insulted, and he pressed his fingers on his throat, trying to spit out the medicine. However, he retched for a long time, but it had no effect. Instead, a crisp "ding" sound came from his mind.
"Ding!"
"Reasonable use of medication, strength +10kg."
Then.
In front of his eyes, a curtain of light appeared that only he could see.
[Name: Jiang He]
[Age: 20 years old]
[Occupation: Mental patient]
[Strength: 180kg]
Jiang He: "..."
He was stunned.
When the female nurse saw that Jiang He no longer choked her throat, she put the water on the bedside and said, "Okay, don't worry about it... I've read your information. Isn't it just that you failed the college entrance examination and was hurt by love?" Is it? It’s such a big deal, but it’s worth having mental problems?”
"Take your medicine well and try to be discharged from the hospital as soon as possible!"
Said.
The nurse pushed the medicine cart and planned to go to the next ward.
"Sister nurse..."
At this time, Jiang He woke up from his "daze", grabbed the female nurse's clothes and said, "Sister, that medicine just now... can you give me a few more pills?"
The nurse looked confused.
Jiang He licked his lips and said, "What the hell... I just ate too fast and didn't taste it!"
