After a few ducks, A Lang came to the tree in the forest cabin again. The gently swaying giant tree looked so friendly at the moment. A Lang was a nostalgic person after all, and even the title of Taoist Ergou was the same. , "Uncle Ergou, come down, stop hiding up there. I know you are in the hut. I am not a ghost, I am a human being. Don't you miss me for so many days?" A Lang shouted towards the canopy hut.
As expected, Ergou Taoist revealed his figure after hearing A Lang's cry, "Are you really a son of a bitch? Why haven't you changed at all in the past eight years? Where have you been in the past eight years? Give me an explanation!"
"Eight years? I feel like seven or eight days have passed. I met my grandfather at the bottom of the lake. My grandfather taught me a top-level secret cultivation technique. I don't even know what happened. After practicing, I came back. Ah, I didn’t know it’s already been eight years!”
"Your grandfather? Practice secret arts?"
"Yes, my grandfather is a very high-level monk. The secret technique he taught me is very strange. I don't understand it, and I can't tell you about it. Grandpa said you can't teach it to others, otherwise it will be struck by lightning!"
"Hmph, make it up, keep making it up! You lying bastard! No, it's a bastard!"
"Make up a name for the secret technique, and I will cooperate with you. Don't move, don't mobilize the spiritual power of the spiritual pool, I will try to mobilize the power of thunder!" Boss Lang's voice came from the spiritual pool.
"The power of thunder? Can you mobilize it?"
"Nonsense, who am I? I belong to your omnipotent Boss Lang. If I weren't afraid of bringing you death, I could still... Forget it, I won't tell you anymore, just listen to me! "
"Okay!" A Lang agreed to Boss Lang's request with some doubts.
"Gui Zai? You are the Gui Zai. Your whole family is Gui Zai. Your whole clan is Gui Zai! If you don't believe it, then let me tell you the secret technique that your grandfather taught me. Remember it, the secret technique. It’s called invincible…sleep…dream…big…fa!” A Lang spat out words to Taoist Ergou, and then there was a rumble in the clear sky. Alang and Taoist Ergou couldn’t help but roll their eyes and look at each other. Looking at the sky.
"No way, is what this kid said true?" Ergou Taoist murmured in his heart, "Huh, you are really a blind cat and a dead mouse. Do you think I can believe your lies? Are you capable of cheating? One...!" Before Taoist Ergou could finish his words, a bolt of lightning in the sky struck Taoist Ergou directly on the head with lightning speed. Fortunately, Boss Lang controlled the intensity, otherwise even Taoist Ergou, who was at the peak of spiritual enlightenment, would have been completely wiped out.
Taoist Ergou experienced the feeling of being struck by lightning for the first time in his life, but this feeling was too exciting, a thrill that he never wanted to experience a second time. With a black eye, Taoist Ergou fell directly from the canopy hut. He came down and landed in front of A Lang with a clang. A Lang looked confused and said, "This...".
"Hurry up, someone is here and you are in trouble. Lie on him and cry, cry violently, or your life will be at risk!"
"Ah? Why?"
"Hurry up, it's too late, a high-level monk is here! It will be over if they find us two!" A Lang heard the urgency from Boss Lang's voice, and without thinking too much, A Lang jumped directly into the erect mixed body, which was charred and black. Ergou Taoist, who was lying on the body, then yelled, "My uncle, you died so miserably. What kind of evil thing did you do? Why were you struck to death by lightning? What will I do if you die?" What to do, my uncle, how could you just leave like this!" Alang cried violently, crying with snot and tears. He cried so deeply that he even turned his face to Ergou Taoist Wuqi. Ma Hei's face was rubbed violently, and snot and tears were rubbed on Ergou Taoist's face, which made the boss of Lingchi Neilang couldn't help but say "Eh...".
Alang cried bitterly for half a cup of tea, and even couldn't help but sing while crying, "Okay, okay, enough, enough, oh, you are such a master, get up, that person has left It's gone, there's no danger." After confirming the safety, Boss Lang finally couldn't help shouting to stop A Lang's violent crying.
A pair of vicissitudes of life eyes with a hint of doubt disappeared from the figure thousands of miles high in the sky, "Strange, why does this thunder spiritual power source have such a familiar feeling? Could it be left by the senior brother? That's all, the last spiritual power breath of the senior brother is hidden. In the Northern Frost Empire, it’s a million miles away from here. It’s impossible, it’s impossible…”
A Lang stopped crying after hearing the voice of the boss of Lingchi Neilang, but he couldn't help but shuddered because he was too involved, "What's going on? I didn't feel any master coming?"
"You can feel the shit. It seems that you really can't take action easily in the future, otherwise it will really bring disaster to you. It's better for Xiao Doudou to guide you. Wake him up quickly and leave early. Here, if that person comes back again, it will be difficult for you to escape."
"Wake him up? How?"
"How to do it? Use water, just a basin of water."
"Ah? Use water?" A Lang couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth when he heard the water, "Oh, Uncle Ergou, it's no wonder you've brought this on yourself." After saying that, A Lang quickly took off his pants and said Taoist Ergou started slurping violently. Seeing Taoist Ergou's slight reaction, he immediately stopped drinking. He shook his body and took a step back. He silently waited for Taoist Ergou to wake up in shame.
"Well, well..." Taoist Ergou struggled to open his eyes, and climbed up from the ground while looking at Alang's innocent eyes, and took the opportunity to tidy up his hair that was split into chicken nests.
"Uncle Ergou, are you okay? Look, I didn't lie. This is useless..."
"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Ergou Taoist heard that A Lang was about to tell the name of the secret technique again and hurriedly waved his hands to stop him, "I believe it, I believe it, you are so evil! I will take you there Go to Nianlang and explain to him. Regardless of whether he believes it or not, I believe it anyway, you bastard! No matter how weird things happen to you in the future, I will believe it. I just ask you to stay away from me. Stay away from me. Point..." Taoist Ergou staggered to himself as he walked towards Chu Nianlang's house on the mountainside.
A Lang followed Taoist Ergou towards Chu Nianlang's home with a trace of guilt and anxiety, "Nianlang? Long time no see, eight years. I don't know what Nianlang has become. Will Nianlang believe this rhetoric? Alas. …It’s difficult…”
