"Zhou Jue Yin Tian Palace? Never heard of this? Is it awesome?"
These three consecutive questions frightened Zhao Dezhu, who rushed over and tried to cover Zhang Shiyi's mouth.
"Bah, bah, did you wash your hands in the toilet? What are you covering up?"
Zhang Shiyi pushed away Zhao Dezhu's palm with a look of disgust on his face.
But do ghosts still need to go to the toilet?
"Boss, be careful what you say. Zhou Jue Yin Tian Palace is one of the Six Heavenly Palaces in Luofeng Mountain. It is under the jurisdiction of Luofeng Six Heavenly Ghost King, and it is responsible for determining life and death in the world.
After all the ghosts die, the first stop is to report to Luofeng Mountain before entering the underworld. "
This unabashed boss frightened Zhao Dezhu.
"Aren't you just a ghost king? By the way, aren't you also a ghost king? You are afraid of a hammer."
"Boss, I, the ghost king, am not the same as that ghost king. Does a snail count as a cow?!"
Zhao Dezhu broke into a cold sweat.
"It's OK, it's OK, isn't it Luo Feng Liutian? We are very familiar with it, just do it!"
Damn it, you used Luo Feng to hold me down for six days. It was really like going to the toilet with a lantern - looking for death!
Since you don't dare to take action, I don't mind taking action myself to deal with this evil spirit.
"Zhou Jue Yin Tian Palace, right, Luo Feng Mountain, right, Luo Feng Liutian, right, Ghost King, right? I will fucking beat you to death!"
The Kun-character paperweight slapped the evil ghost on the head fiercely, knocking him out of his wits within a few strokes. Now he couldn't even act as a ghost.
"Bah~ A harmful evil spirit dares to threaten me. I want to see who dares to stand up for you!"
A ghost who has only been dead for a few decades can be as good as a century-old ghost like Lao Zhao, and exudes evil energy. It is impossible to say that he has not harmed anyone.
They have all become evil ghosts. If they are not exterminated, I don’t know how many people will be killed.
Besides, who is Luo Feng Liutian? Zhang Shiyi really doesn’t believe that Brother Ninth would come to trouble him because of an evil ghost.
Why, I am so stubborn!
"Boss, you are in trouble, hey!"
Zhao Dezhu looked at the soulless evil spirits and could only sigh. He quickly ordered the little spirits to wash away the dirt on the ground. He also specially lit a bundle of moxa incense to dispel the smell in the shop.
I hope Luofengshan won’t send anyone~
"Why are you afraid? Why don't you all leave and take whatever you want from the warehouse, so that you don't get killed."
"Boss! What did you say? We are your ghosts in life, and your ghosts in death. Besides, I have been dead for more than a hundred years, Lao Zhao, so I am still afraid of dying again!"
"That's right, if the boss hadn't taken us in, we would have been killed by a passing mage a long time ago. How can we live such a carefree life? Even if we were beaten to death, we wouldn't leave!"
Lao Zhao and all the monsters expressed their loyalty in a chaotic manner, which also made Zhang Shiyi feel warm in his heart.
"Okay, why are you making such a fuss? I'm kidding you. Today is my birthday, boss. Let's get excited and open the warehouse!"
Good guy, Zhang Shiyi has really made a fortune. It has only been a few days, and the warehouse is opened almost every day. These little monsters have already gone to be well-off.
...
Early the next morning, Zhang Eleven was picked up from the bed by Uncle Mo and Fatty Aunt.
Before he could react, he was put on a new suit of fiery red clothes, dressed like a new uncle.
"Fat aunt, you are trying to steal the bride~"
But Zhang Shiyi was frightened.
"It would be great if I could snatch this child away. Put it on quickly. My aunt bought this for you. Our little eleven has grown up. We will be prosperous and have good luck for the rest of our lives~"
"Happy birthday to Eleven!"
Uncle Mo also set off a firework, and countless colorful strips and sequins fell all over Zhang Shiyi's head.
It was noisy outside, with all the neighbors coming.
This is my birthday~
"Hurry up, roll around, you're so strong."
The fat aunt took out two eggs from the pot that was brought to her. They were so hot that she touched her ears and saw that they were freshly boiled.
Looking at these two eggs, Zhang Shiyi thought of his unreliable master again. He ate boiled eggs for his first birthday and was tricked into rolling on the ground several times.
Hey~ When will you be more reliable, my master~
"Get up quickly. Don't you want to renege on the debt? We have agreed that we will have a running banquet at Ji Feng Tower today. Your Uncle Ji started preparing early in the morning."
"Ah? Since when did I say that we would open a running-water banquet? I just said, "Can I treat you to a meal~"
Of course, Zhang Shiyi is not short of that little money at this moment, so what can he do if he opens a running table.
In order to hold his coming-of-age ceremony, the entire market was closed for a day. As expected, it was a flowing banquet, and they ate from morning to night. Everyone sincerely congratulated Zhang Shiyi on growing up.
"Ji, Uncle Ji, check out~ You don't have to give me a discount, I'm rich~"
Zhang Shiyi, who was drunk, came to the front desk while going to the toilet.
"What's the bill? You brat, don't be poor with me, go back and drink quickly, everyone is waiting for you~"
"That's not okay!"
On this day, even if calculated based on the cost, there are not only 30,000 yuan but also 20,000 yuan, but we can't let people lose money.
"Don't worry, don't worry, your uncle and I can't lose. We have already collected enough money for you, five hundred per person, more or less. Your uncle Ji has also made a lot of money."
Lao Ji happily pushed Zhang Shiyi back, and the endless drinking cycle began again.
In the end, Zhang Shiyi didn't even know how he returned to the paper shop. Anyway, when he woke up the next day, the room was filled with gifts.
"Ha~~~~ With such a good life, what kind of five holy beasts would a devil be willing to provoke!"
Zhang Shiyi jumped off the bed, his heart filled with happiness.
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"Help, come here, kill someone~~~~~~"
Li's mother's heartbreaking cries came from the home of Li Dakui, who just got married last night.
Neighbors who heard the sound ran out one after another.
Yesterday, everyone was helping organize the wedding. Why did such an accident suddenly happen?
After everyone rushed into the new house, they were instantly frightened by the scene in front of them. They turned around and rushed out, holding on to the wall and vomiting uncontrollably.
The scene was really tragic.
The newlywed wife Tang Lijuan was covered in blood and passed out on the bed, not knowing whether she was alive or dead. However, Li Dakui's entire head was missing, and his white brains and red blood stained the entire wall.
The new house is like Shura hell.
"Captain Feng, this case is too weird. Look at the autopsy report."
The criminal police captain Feng Weimin, who received the report, also frowned and fell into deep thought.
After forensic examination, the deceased Li Dakui had no injuries on his body, except for his head.
After the incident, the police quickly cordoned off the scene, but they could not find Li Dakui's head after digging three feet into the ground.
Since yesterday was Li Dakui's wedding, the bridal chamber was in a mess, filled with footprints of relatives and friends.
The two newcomers also fell asleep without tidying up the room because they were too tired, which also increased the difficulty of detection.
However, after a whole day of investigation, no one had any doubts, so the only person with knowledge was Li Dakui's new wife Tang Lijuan.
However, Tang Lijuan, who was too frightened, was still lying in the hospital and could not ask anything for the time being.
The case reached a deadlock for a while.
