This moment suppressed all the ghosts in the carriage. Everyone looked at me and I looked at you. No one dared to take another step forward.
These are just ordinary lonely ghosts, not evil ghosts that are harmful to others. They were attracted by the smell of incense just now, and that's why they became crazy.
After being captured by the golden light, they all regained their consciousness.
“This little brother, no, master!
In fact, we are not bad ghosts, we are just a group of lonely ghosts with no relatives to worship us. We just want to be a dead ghost and hope that the master will be merciful. "
All the ghosts looked at Zhang Shiyi eagerly, which actually made him a little embarrassed.
"But......"
Forget it, at worst, I can just buy it for Master and brothers tomorrow. Just think of it as my kindness today.
"You are all a bunch of pathetic ghosts. Let's do this. Even if I am giving you a last ride, don't grab it. Just line up."
Zhang Shiyi took out a lighter and lit the incense.
The smoke with a special fragrance filled the carriage, and all the ghosts greedily lifted their noses and inhaled fiercely.
This incense specially prepared for ghosts can be better absorbed by ghosts after it is lit. It is naturally much more delicious than chewing it alive.
There were so many ghosts in the carriage that eight handfuls of incense were lit to feed them all.
Even the ghost who was knocked away by him climbed up again without knowing when, with a bruised nose and swollen face, he greedily inhaled the incense, with a satisfied smirk on his face.
"Hey everyone, I haven't seen you guys before. Why are you taking this train? Where are you going?"
After all the ghosts had eaten and drank, Zhang Shiyi also started chatting with them.
"Master, this train has always been for us ghosts, but you, why did you get on this train?"
This time, Zhang Shiyi was confused.
"Isn't this bus No. 47? The terminal is at the foot of Longhu Mountain?"
"No, Master, this is the underworld bus No. 44, which goes directly to Luofeng Mountain. We are going there to pay homage to the King of Ghosts, and then go to the underworld to wait for reincarnation."
"Holy shit! Driver, stop the car quickly~"
It took me a long time to get into the wrong car. No wonder there were so many lonely ghosts.
Luofeng Mountain is in Chongqing. It's far away from here. If I'm dragged there, how can I get back?
Zhang Shiyi hurriedly ran to the front of the car, but it turned out that the car had no driver at all and was completely autonomous.
"I understand, Brother Guiche, please let me out of the car!"
With that said, Zhang Shiyi lit three incense sticks and bowed three times in the direction of the front of the car.
Money can make the world go round.
Sure enough, as the three incense cigarettes fluttered, the moving car stopped, and then the door opened with a click, and Zhang Shiyi got out of the car.
"It's so suspenseful~ I almost lost my life!"
Looking at the ghost bus disappearing into the night sky, Zhang Shiyi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
If he went to Luofeng Mountain, he probably wouldn't be able to come back.
Zhang Shiyi lowered his head and looked at his watch and found that it was already past 11 o'clock. He knew where he was in the wilderness.
Fortunately, with today's advanced technology, the positioning on your mobile phone clearly shows your location.
We actually arrived near Mingyue Mountain, which was more than 300 kilometers away from Longhu Mountain. Walking back on two legs, even if we were exhausted, we would still have to shed our skin.
"What bad luck~"
Zhang Shiyi had no choice but to get on the wrong bus. He could only keep his head down and walk to the Mingyue Mountain Scenic Area, planning to find a B&B to stay for one night and then take the bus back tomorrow.
As a result, he mistakenly underestimated the price of a holiday homestay. An ordinary room cost 666 yuan a night, which was really 666 yuan!
Of course, this is not difficult for Zhang Shiyi. He has been wandering outside since he was eight years old. He has never slept under cement pipes and overpasses. He spent more than 600 yuan to stay in the hotel, and there is no door!
Although it is already midnight, there are still many tourists in Mingyue Mountain, all of them in pairs. No wonder it is also called Love Mountain.
It is indeed the best place to have sex.
Zhang Shiyi also slipped in under the cover of night. The ticket cost more than one hundred yuan, so he couldn't bear to spend it.
Originally, he also wanted to visit the scenery of Mingyue Mountain, but as a result, the whole road was full of people making love to each other, one by one, the bold ones were hiding in the darkness, and the kisses were in the dark, and they were just about to do the Fa.
This made Zhang Shiyi, a virgin, so embarrassed that he could not lift his head up. He could only rush forward, trying to find a deserted place on the mountain to spend the night with his legs crossed.
As a result, I walked too quickly and bumped into a girl.
The girl exclaimed and fell back. Fortunately, Zhang Shi had quick eyes and quick hands and grabbed the other person's waist, thus preventing the other person's head from making close contact with the rock.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it~"
Zhang Shiyi quickly lowered his head to admit his mistake, and felt a soft feeling in his hand, which made him feel distraught for a while.
It turns out that women’s bodies are really so soft~
"You brat, are you deliberately trying to take advantage of my aunt? Huh? Why is it you!"
The two recognized each other almost at the same time. This girl turned out to be the generous oval-faced girl, Zhang Qi!
"Giggle~ Little Taoist, you said you didn't have a crush on me and you chased me here. But how did you know we were here? Are you following me?"
This fierce female college student leaned over and reached out to hug the other person's neck. However, she couldn't reach her, so she had to do the next best thing and hugged Zhang Shiyi's arm.
Zhang Shiyi, a little virgin, had never seen such a battle before. The turbulent mountain peaks pressed against his arms, instantly making half of his body numb. He couldn't hide or not hide.
"Such a cute little brother, you're not a virgin, are you?"
Zhang Qi put her mouth to Zhang Shiyi's ear and whispered softly. The orchid-like fragrance made his ears itch, and he felt hot all over, and some part of his body swelled dramatically.
"Oh~~~cluck cluck~"
Zhang Qi looked at the little Taoist priest who was hunched over and laughing. A pair of astonishing mountain peaks were shaking with his body. Zhang Shiyi quickly closed his eyes.
Damn, what kind of monster is hidden in this woman’s chest? This is so amazing!
It’s not that Zhang Shiyi has never seen the world, at least he can be regarded as someone who has traveled south and north, but this is the first time he has seen such a big one!
The most amazing thing is that Zhang Qi's waist is thin and soft, which highlights the size of her chest even more majestic.
When I saw each other in the market in the morning, I didn't realize that he was wearing a coat after all. But now, wearing a close-fitting short-sleeved vest and slender legs, they are as round as they should be and as thin as they should be.
The woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger. If you encounter one, you must avoid it!
