Chapter 29 This is our Lian Erchun’s joke!

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"The most beautiful woman in the world is none other than Taiyuan; the most beautiful person in Taiyuan is none other than Zhengyang; the most beautiful person in Zhengyang is none other than my employer's son."

Chen Yue recited this poem and said calmly: "The son of the master is too long if he adds one point, is too short if he loses one point, is too white if he is powdered, is too red if he is applied with vermilion, his eyebrows are like green feathers, his muscles are like white snow, and his waist is like a girdle. She is plain, with teeth like shells in her mouth, and a charming smile, which confuses Tianjing and Zhengyang, but this woman has climbed up the wall to spy on me for three years, and she has not allowed me to do so until now!"

Chen Yue's "Daughter of the East Wall" is a blind girl with an average appearance and definitely not peerless. However, when Song Yu wrote about the lustful "Deng Tuzi", the "Daughter of the East Wall" was also made up.

The beginning of Dengtuzi's lustful endowment was when a man named Dengtuzi criticized Song Yu, saying that Song Yu was too handsome, well-spoken, and even more lecherous. He hoped that the King of Chu would not let Song Yu enter the harem.

Then Song Yu said that being handsome is a gift from God, being able to speak well is due to a good teacher, and as for being lustful, he will never admit it.

Then Song Yu gave an example and invented a girl from the East Wall. She described the beauty of the Girl from the East Wall in many aspects, including "confused Yang City, fascinated by Cai". In these two places, there were many nobles from the Chu State. It means that the sons, princes and grandsons of Yiying were all deceived by the daughter of the east wall, and were also changed by Chen Yue into Huotianjing and Mi Zhengyang.

From the beauties of the world, the beauties of Taiyuan, and the beauties of Zhengyang, the girl on the east wall can be said to be the appearance of stars over the moon. She has a kind of beauty that grabs the attention first, and then the description of the beauty is short, moderate, and red. Bai Xiangping, this beauty that can hardly be put into writing is highlighted in the pen.

Then this girl spied on me for three years, but I didn't agree.

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the audience seemed to have returned from a dream to reality. They looked at Chen Yue under the bright moonlight, with a majestic and upright mind, and a kind of beauty that sealed the heart with cement.

At this point, Chen Yue and "lust" are no longer related.

It was also here that Chen Yue stacked enough shields for himself and began to show his aggression.

"That's not the case with Huang Tianshun."

Chen Yue looked at Huang Tianshun and said calmly: "His wife has a disheveled head, swollen ears, swollen lips and teeth, and a stooped walk. She also has scabies and hemorrhoids. Huang Tianshun pleases her and makes her have a son. Look at her, who is a lustful person?" ?”

This is a simple analogy.

Song Yu placed Dongqiang's daughter with him to show that he was not tempted.

Putting Dengtuzi and his wife together indicates that Dengtuzi is involved in sexual activities.

What's more, the debate between Song Yu and Deng Tuzi was mainly about entering and leaving the harem of King Chu. After King Chu heard Song Yu's words, he felt that the girl from the east wall was peeping at Song Yu, but Song Yu could not be tempted and could go in and out with confidence. The harem, and the disciple’s wife is so ugly, and the disciple even allows her to have children, so if she enters the harem, she cannot take off?

From this, Song Yu has already won the debate.

As for Chen Yue at this time, there was no debate at all, just a simple attack.

The most outstanding part of Dengtuzi's lustful poem is this section.

It was this poem that caused later generations to associate "Dengtuzi" with "lasciviousness", especially some girls who called "Dengtuzi" with anger in their words. Dengtuzi was actually quite aggrieved.

But there was no way, his literary talent was not as good as Song Yu's, and after he took the initiative to provoke, he could only be severely humiliated.

There was silence at the Golden Flower Party, and everyone looked at the two people present. Huang Tianshun was the one who accepted the disciple at first. It seemed to everyone that it was indeed a bit out of place, but they did not expect that Chen Yue was so aggressive. Not only did he refute his own lustful This statement put lust on Huang Tianshun's head.

This made it difficult for Huang Tianshun, who had just finished reading "Jingse Fu", to stand still.

win!

Seeing that Huang Tianshun was still doubting life, Chen Yue walked directly to his seat.

"Is the woman on the east wall of your house really that beautiful?"

After Zhao Xiu saw Chen Yue sitting down, he quickly asked, being able to become friends with Zheng Jingren in Yixiang Tower, Zhao Xiu was naturally not a good person. At this time, he heard that there was such a peerless beauty in Zhengyang Mansion. A bit impatient.

"hehe."

Chen Yue just smiled and didn't answer.

"Today's Literary Society is full of outstanding figures."

Song Weiguang was on top and directly started the final evaluation session, saying: "In addition to Chen Yue's poems and articles that have won two titles, there are many articles here that can be read out for you to comment on."

Song Weiguang's nephew recited articles on it for the officials present to comment on. However, at this time, because there was first "Horse Theory" by Chen Yue and later "Huang Tianshun's Lustful Ode", most of the people present were popular. Not here, hearing these articles, there is very little feedback.

While everyone was reviewing poems and articles, Song Weiguang entered another room with Chen Yue, Ma Quan and other officials, as well as four great Confucian scholars, Liu Gu, Wen and Sun, and the great scholar Huang Tianshun.

Inside, he took out "Wen Xinpei" and "Taikou Snow" and handed them to Chen Yue's hands.

The Wen Xin Pei is an ordinary jade pendant. It contains literary style and is not too strange.

Taikoo Snow was served in a tea bowl. Chen Yue opened the lid of the bowl and saw that it was not snow, but a bowl of crystal clear water. After closing the lid of the bowl and flipping it over at will, the water inside could not be spilled.

"Tianshun."

Song Weiguang looked at Huang Tianshun and asked calmly: "Will your Jiese Fu be included in the volume of today's literary society?"

The scrolls published by Great Confucian Song Weiguang, and those who write articles in them will bring great benefits, and they will also be able to get some protection from Great Confucian Song Weiguang!

Huang Tianshun's face was ashen. To be honest, he was still stunned by Chen Yue's attack. The attack from the lustful Fu was too sharp for him.

"Better, write it down."

Huang Tianshun hesitated and then said.

He came here to participate in the literary meeting. He originally wanted to gain momentum, but now he was outed by Chen Yue... As for revenge, Huang Tianshun did not dare to face revenge as long as Chen Yue was in Zhengyang Mansion, because this place was protected by Song Weiguang place.

"What you said later is not suitable for writing in the paper."

Song Weiguang looked at Chen Yue and said: "Xing Yishan came to me just now and said that there was only a blind girl next door to you. Everything mentioned is purely fabricated. I will also tell everyone later so that they will not be confused by your words. , and have an impact on the blind girl."

Chen Yue nodded. Just now he was only focusing on being aggressive, and he really ignored the impact on the blind girl.

The blind girl is blind to begin with, so her ears are sensitive. It is not good for people to gossip about the blind girl because of Chen Yue's words.

"That's good!"

Huang Tianshun breathed a sigh of relief. It was not written on the scroll by the great scholar. At least this lustful gift would not spread throughout the world.

"Grand Bachelor Huang Tianshun."

Chen Yue looked at Huang Tianshun and said at this time: "You have the word "Chanjuan" in Jise Fu. This comes from Lian Erchun. Please indicate the source when quoting!"

Chen Yue defended his rights directly.

Gossamer again!