Hey Hey hey!
Is your adoptive father here? My adoptive father listens to me. Let’s add more bookshelves. My adoptive father is on top, and the native dog is here to give you a big gift_(•̀ω•́ ∠)_
Brain processing department:
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(What’s wrong with reading Shuangwen? It’s all done if it’s cool❛‿˂̵✧)
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Phew~~~~
Snapped! ! !
There was a thunderous explosion!
In a remote corner of Qingyun Sect, above a peaceful and harmonious mountain peak.
Suddenly there was a thunderbolt from the blue and the storm surged.
The surrounding space was constantly fluctuating as if it was being squeezed continuously, accompanied by dull low sounds that resounded throughout the world.
Immediately afterwards, what followed was an infinitely huge space crack that seemed to appear from outside the sky.
Its appearance instantly tore apart the entire sky above the mountain! Countless space fragments scattered, turning into space blades cutting everything wantonly.
Strangely, a golden light flashed through the dark crack.
Not long after, a carved cradle engraved with a dragon and phoenix fighting dance slowly fell from the air into the hands of an old man wearing a blue shirt and white eyebrows.
The white-browed old man waved his hand gently, and all the riots calmed down instantly, and the cracks were closed like zippers.
Even the scarred mountain peaks, with soil pouring in, the weeds and trees that had been destroyed everywhere began to sprout again, and within a moment they regained their previous vitality.
After doing all this, the immortal old man finally spoke.
"Fuck! This unlucky kid is here after all! Looking at the whole scene, he looks like a restless little devil. What a disaster!"
Looking at the swaddled baby in his hand, the white-browed old man's mouth twitched, sometimes sad, sometimes happy, and it took a long time for his tangled expression to seem relieved.
"Alas~ Has this calamity finally come? Since God's will is this, then let me, a person who has been going against nature all my life, have a chance to obey this evil thing of heaven!"
The white-browed old man said to himself, as if he was asking himself, or the whole world!
Boom!
There was a roar of thunder in the calm sky, which seemed to express dissatisfaction with the old man. At the same time, the cute baby in the cradle also woke up dimly because of the thunderclap.
"Oh~~Ah! I slept so comfortably this time, but who is the wretched old man in front of me? The more I look at him, the more uncomfortable I am!"
While the white-browed old man was still muttering and cursing, the pink and white cute baby in the cradle had quietly opened his hazy eyes showing great wisdom, and this scene obviously did not escape the white-browed old man's perception.
"Huh? My dear, you woke up so quickly. Let me take a closer look at this destiny."
When the little old man saw that the cute baby in his hand had woken up, he excitedly put his wrinkled old face above the small cradle.
"Hahaha, good disciple, from now on you will be my direct disciple, Taoist Qingfeng. I believe that as my master, I will make you fat and healthy, and you will definitely be able to dominate all realms in the future!"
The old man lifted the little cute baby up with a happy look on his face and cheered disrespectfully. This look made the little cute baby look down upon him.
"Who is this old guy? What's going on with me? Why is my mind going blank and I can't remember anything. I only seem to remember a person named Xie Tian in my mind. How strange is that?"
Looking at the little fat hands that were as pink and tender as porcelain, he felt helpless.
But in his dream, he seemed to remember drinking something nasty.
What I remember most is that because the soup tasted bad, he was so angry that he turned over the table and smashed the remaining half of the bowl. Then an old woman chased him and cursed him and said she would spank him. It was ridiculous. He was Who is he? He is invincible and chaotic in the sky and on earth...well...
What's the matter? That half bowl of soup is really damn good. I'm just showing off, so just do this to me.
The more I think about him, the more my little head hurts. It’s so annoying. I don’t think about it anymore. It’s superfluous. I love so-and-so!
At this time, Qingfeng, who had been laughing for a long time, also found that he seemed a little inappropriate. After all, he was in front of the newly acquired disciple. Although he was still a big little thing, what if his belt was crooked? Well, restrain yourself!
Putting the little cute baby down, he hurriedly arranged his clothes with both hands. He couldn't hide the excitement in his heart, and then he coughed twice and paused.
A dark jade plaque around the little cute baby's neck successfully attracted the attention of old man Qingfeng.
I saw a big evil word written on the ancient ink jade pendant. The blade was carved with a sword, and it was completely natural. The inky black jade body exuded an ominous aura.
The pupils in Qingfeng's eyes split into two in an instant, staring at him like a divine pupil that could see through illusions. After a while, he withdrew his gaze.
"I see!"
The old man Qingfeng sighed with emotion. Needless to say, even after looking at his feelings for a long time, his eyes were presbyopic and he couldn't see anything.
"Ahem, now that we're all awake, let's go directly to the next process. Next, let your dear master name my good disciple! To be honest, this is my first time as a master, so I'm embarrassed. Yes, so I am a good disciple, you have really made a damn profit!"
The naughty old man Qingfeng thought for a moment and came up with the answer, and said slowly:
"Among the heavens and the world, only evil is the most incomprehensible to people. It is also a disaster and a disease! It is clear when it is not close, and it is healthy when it is not close. Disciple, as my teacher, I hope you will not be contaminated in the future. From now on, you can call yourself Li Xie! Don’t let Xie dominate you and disturb you."
You are the only one who is free from evil. Your whole family is free from evil. You damn old guy, please stop giving random names to others. You really don’t have an old face. Look at how you show off!
When Li Xie heard that Qingfeng randomly named herself, she felt unhappy and wanted to punch the wretched old man in front of her. However, she found that she could only stretch out her unfamiliar chubby hand and wave it around. Oh, what a sin. ! !
(．＞︿＜)_θ
Seeing his beloved disciple waving his hands happily, Qingfeng couldn't help but feel proud in his heart. Seeing how happy the child is, Ji Cao, don't Liu!
Then Qingfeng started to play around with Li Xie.
"Oh yo yo? Look at these hooves like a calf... cough, little chubby hands, you can't punch a little lolita from now on! Look at these strong calves again. If you go to Linglong Peak to take a peek in the future, you will definitely be discovered. He ran away, he is really the proud son of heaven, he is the most gifted among the dragons, not bad, not bad!"
After rummaging around for a while, Qingfeng seemed to have seen something extraordinary. After taking a breath of cold air, his expression gradually changed from confusion and disbelief to shock, and finally to ecstasy.
"Eh? This is it? This horse riding... sucks~~~"
"Hahaha! The sky has eyes! A natural-born overlord, who absolutely has the power to suppress all realms. This is my good disciple. He has already shown his talent for arbitrariness at a young age. I want to ask who is this in the world. The enemy of my disciple? What kind of goddess, saint, old witch, who dares to be invincible in front of my disciple, hahaha..."
"As expected of my master, he is a good disciple. He has even inherited his majesty. Hahaha! But the silver gun and candle holder are not good. Let me test the quality. How about it? Oh, disciple, do it. , that means I agreed, hehehe..."
I saw the old man Qingfeng with a evil smile on his face stretching two evil fingers into the cradle...
Li Xie, who was already too sleepy and still half asleep, seemed to sense something. He suddenly opened his eyes wide and glanced at old man Qingfeng with disbelief!
"Fuck!!! I hate it~~~"
"I'll kill you with a thousand swords, you and I are inseparable..."
Thousands of words came to Li Tian's lips, and they converged into a cry that broke the sky!
"Wow~~"
"Hahaha, not bad, the cry is sonorous and powerful..."
In the laughter of old man Qingfeng, Li Xie shed the only tears of shame in his life. He will never forget this darkest day in his life...
…………
seventeen years later
A Qingyun disciple came to the mountain gate of Xiaodingfeng with a flying sword.
It is better to say that it is a mountain gate than a small courtyard gate on the top of Bald Mountain.
"Senior brother Lixie? Senior brother, are you at home?"
Huang Ming was a new disciple who had just come to the mountain. He thought that from now on he would jump over the dragon gate and walk towards the broad road. Unexpectedly, he received a mission that could be called a devil on the first day he took on the mission.
You are not wrong, in order to let people inform Li Xie, the sect actually issued a task for this! !
Qingyun Sect, one of the absolute dominant forces on the Tianlan Continent, is divided into seven peaks, including the Sect Master Peak, Sword Dao Peak, Xingdao Peak, Spiritual Medicine Peak, Linglong Peak, Spirit Beast Peak and the most unique small peak.
