"Quick, everyone, get on that boat! Don't crowd, don't crowd."
"Our boat sinks the fastest. Of course, we should get on first before he does what he wants!"
"Haha, everything has to come first, right? Your boat can't outrun us on its own, so why should we let you get on first?"
"Okay, okay, don't argue. We can all squeeze in. As for Princess Protector, I'm afraid this boat won't be able to accommodate them in a while."
…
Following the greetings of Shen Ge and others, the three surrounding boats came closer.
Among them, the painting boat headed by Feng Yunxuan was closest to them, so people on the boat began to board the boat from the stern.
In comparison, Feng Yu and Feng Jing were more unlucky, or it could be said that Feng Jing, who was at the front, was the unluckiest, so that his boat was obviously leaning more seriously than Feng Yu, but Feng Yu's boat was stuck. His front.
Shen Ge and Feng Yuan wanted to help their brother, but they couldn't go around and rescue Feng Jing first in front of Feng Yu, Feng Yunxuan and others.
The prince's line and the fourth prince's line were rivals of each other, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that the two sides had been grudges for a long time.
As a result, some of the children from aristocratic families with bad tempers got into trouble and were about to attack each other.
It would be okay if they were on land. They could fight however they wanted. Feng Jing and Feng Yu were even happy to watch the two sides compete.
But they were currently on the river. Wouldn't such nonsense make the boat under their feet sink faster?
So the two of them turned cold and wanted to scold their own children.
However, before they could speak, Feng Xi, who had successfully pulled off four planks of the ship and immediately sank to the bottom after counting, said:
"Let's play, let's make trouble, don't joke about falling into the river. The river god who descended on me just now said that he will be angry if you throw rat shit into the river again."
Everyone: "?"
You are such a piece of shit!
However, everyone was so angry that they did not dare to blatantly scold Feng Xi.
That's right, no matter how ugly they say in private, saying that Feng Xi is treasonous, idiotic, and vicious, there are even some people who miss her appearance.
But in fact, when faced with a lunatic like Feng Xi, they could only act like ostriches.
Especially Shen Ge, who had just been complacent because he had tricked Feng Xi, now realized how stupid he was.
Because he found that although the boat under Feng Xi's feet was tilted and there were obvious holes in the bottom of the boat, there was no sign of continuous water intrusion like Feng Jing's boat.
Obviously, they are in dire straits right now, but others have already stabilized the situation.
And this is also true. When Feng Jing and Feng Yu glared at her because of Feng Xi's ridicule, she actually took out a handful of melon seeds from somewhere and started eating them happily.
"Feng Xi, don't go too far..."
After successfully boarding Shen Ge's boat, Feng Jing was finally able to focus on Feng Xi.
Really, since Feng Xi returned to Beijing, he didn't know how many times he had said these words.
However, he was only halfway through saying this when he discovered that someone on the boat was screaming again.
"The boat, the boat is sinking, and the boat under our feet is sinking too!"
Almost at the moment when the lady from that aristocratic family shouted these words, everyone's eyes turned to the last untilted boat.
Yes, the boat has not tilted until now...
But it's just sinking, and the more people come up, the faster it sinks.
"What should I do? I really don't know how to swim, I really don't know how... aren't the Shen family water masters? Why are all your boats like this..."
Someone finally couldn't bear it and cast their eyes on Shen Ge. They were also prominent figures in Shengjing City, and they came to the banquet just for the sake of the prince and their mighty general's palace.
But it’s just that there’s something wrong with this one boat. What does it mean that every one of them has something wrong?
And because the Shen family broke some rules, they were asked to send the accompanying escort servants into Shen Garden in advance, so that they couldn't even bring them back to the shore.
how?
Is this going to sink them all into the river?
After the first person pointed the finger at Shen Ge and Feng Yuan, the others also spoke out and expressed that they did not want to participate in this gathering.
Especially Feng Yu's supporters and those on Feng Yunxuan's ship who were already neutral.
"Everyone, please be patient. Since Shen and the Third Princess have invited you, they will not cause any trouble to you. Don't worry, Shen will send someone to get the boat right now. All you have to do is wait."
While Shen Ge asked people to check the boat under his feet, he loudly comforted everyone on the boat.
Now that things have happened, he no longer has any thoughts about being in trouble with Feng Xi. At least until he has dealt with everything in front of him, even if Feng Xi makes a flower out of his mind, he will not look at it twice.
After all, compared with the heavy losses that the Shen family will suffer due to the collapse of today's gathering and the pressure exerted by Crown Prince Feng Jing and the Fang family, Feng Xi is really not worth mentioning.
Soon, a plank was missing from the bottom of the boat, and the position was just in the middle, so that the boat was sinking slowly instead of tilting immediately. The boatman found out.
However, it is impossible to make up for it...
Therefore, Shen Ge, who had stabilized the emotions of all the children of the aristocratic family, immediately whispered to the side, and a guard immediately flew up from the painting boat, stepping on the water to go to Shen Garden.
As the saying goes, Qinggong floats on the water. This guard's body skill floats so fast that everyone on the boat can't help but look at him.
Then……
He flew out three to four feet and fell directly into the water with a "plop".
Shen Ge: "?"
Everyone: "?"
Not only Shen Ge and others were confused, but even Feng Xi, who was eating melon and watching the show, couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth and said with a smile:
"Flying very well, don't fly like that next time, it's quite funny, really..."
Unexpectedly, before she finished speaking, the disgraced Shen family guard took to the air again, and then entered the water again in an extremely ugly zero-point posture.
The water splash was so big that the boat under Feng Xi's feet swayed with it.
Feng Xi: "?"
Seeing that Shen Ge on the boat was about to get angry and scold the guard for his poor performance, Feng Xi said seriously to the guard who fell into the water:
"Life is like this, with ups and downs... Don't be afraid. Listen to me and lie down wherever you fall. This effort may not be successful, but it will definitely be comfortable to lie down."
Guard: "..."
Why don't you lie down in the water and try it!
At the moment, Shen Ge obviously regarded Feng Xi as the God of Plague, so he immediately sent out two more men whose light skills were not as good as the first guard, but could still convey messages on his behalf.
Then there were two more "plops". The two of them had not reached three or four feet, or at most more than a foot, and they all became the rat shit that fell into the river.
Finally, the guards around Feng Jing and Feng Yu could no longer sit still. If they allowed the boat to sink, wouldn't their master also suffer?
