"Professor Li has started classes!"
"Professor Li has started classes, hurry up!"
"Is it exciting?"
"What do you think? Hurry up, we won't be able to get a seat if it's too late!"
Taixue Palace, North Campus classroom, most students rushed here in a hurry just to grab a good seat.
In class, Li Ziye held a homemade thermos teacup, blew on it, took a sip of tea, then sipped the tea leaves in his mouth, and spit it back into the teacup with a whoosh.
"vomit!"
Suddenly, many of the imperial students below were so disgusted that they almost vomited.
Li Ziye glanced at the students in front of him with disdain. This is a standard tea-drinking gesture for a teacher. You guys know nothing!
"Okay, let's start the class!"
Seeing that everyone had almost arrived, Li Ziye put down his teacup and said, "Today, I will continue my menstrual hygiene class."
Below, dozens of Tai students heard this, and their eyes suddenly began to shine.
Outside the classroom, there are many Imperial Scholars who have not grabbed a spot and their eyes are green, waiting for this moment.
Li Ziye took out a portrait and pasted it on the wooden frame, grinning and said, "In view of the pressure from above, today we will use a stick figure instead. You can imagine the specific details yourself."
"Depend on!"
The students below saw the outline of a woman simply outlined in a few strokes on the portrait, and they couldn't help but say foul words, liar!
Disappointed, everyone immediately stood up and left.
"Hey, let's all go!"
When Li Ziye saw this, he didn't stop him. He picked up his thermos cup, took another sip of tea, and said, "I wanted to teach you some tips on how to have a son."
"Um?"
The students who were about to stand up and leave suddenly trembled when they heard this. They looked at the young man in front of them with suspicious expressions on their faces?
Is there any secret to giving birth to a son?
"Li, Professor Li, is it true?"
An older student opened his mouth, then gritted his teeth and asked.
Since he married his mother-in-law, he has given birth to two daughters, but he has never been able to give birth to a son. This matter has always been a knot in his heart.
"of course it's true."
Li Ziye grinned and said, "Have I lied to you?"
When everyone heard this, they looked at each other, and a look of contempt flashed in their eyes at the same time, cheated!
They let go of their pigeons in the last class!
"Cough! Cough!"
Li Ziye also thought that he seemed to have fooled these guys. He coughed twice, covered up his embarrassment, looked ahead and said, "Let's continue the class. Do you know who decides whether to have a boy or a girl?"
"Of course it's up to the mother-in-law to decide!"
Below, a Tai student replied, and all the students in the classroom burst into laughter.
"vulgar."
Li Ziye said disdainfully, then felt annoyed and added, "Ignorance!"
"Professor Li, who makes the decision? Is it possible that a son cannot be born, or is it the man's fault?" the imperial student who spoke earlier said unconvinced.
"you are right."
Li Ziye glanced at the group of imperial students below and said, "It's your fault that you can't give birth to a son. It has nothing to do with your mother-in-law."
"How can it be!"
"Mr. Li, you can't talk nonsense."
In the classroom, everyone suddenly became excited and refused to admit it.
In an era where men are superior to women, it is not easy for men to admit their mistakes. What's more, there are three unfilial piety, not having children is the most serious, and not having a son is a big mistake. How can the students who have always been arrogant and arrogant accept this?
Before class, Li Ziye took a sip of tea from his thermos cup, then spat the tea leaves back twice. As a teacher, the process of drinking tea cannot be skipped.
Below, the students who were still spraying wildly were suddenly disgusted and speechless.
"Stop talking?"
Seeing this, Li Ziye put down the thermos cup and said, "Then let me tell you."
"Snapped!"
Li Ziye took out another portrait and pasted it on the wooden frame, and said, "First of all, let's talk about what is the decisive factor that determines whether a boy or a girl will be born. Yes, it is chromosomes."
"chromosome?"
When everyone below heard this, their expressions were suddenly startled, what is this?
"You bunch of losers, it seems like you didn't listen to my class properly."
Li Ziye snorted first, then continued, "Chromosomes are similar to the Qi you practiced when practicing martial arts. They are invisible and intangible, but they are real. Men's chromosomes are Xy and women's chromosomes are XX. You and your When your mother-in-law gives birth to a child, the chromosomes in her body will split into two, and then combine freely to form a new pair. You say, if you don't provide the Y chromosome, how can your mother-in-law give birth to a son?"
"this!"
In the classroom, the Tai students all looked at each other in disbelief when they heard this unheard of statement.
This is too shocking!
"Professor Li, I have never heard of these things you are talking about!"
A student from Taipei University questioned, "Could you be making it up?"
"Good question."
Li Ziye grinned and said, "Learning means learning to question. These remarks were told to me by the Confucian leader. I also think they are nonsense. How about we go ask the Confucian leader together?"
"hiss!"
When everyone below heard this, they immediately took a breath of cold air again, quickly shook their heads and said, "No, no!"
Li Ziye looked at the group of cowards in front of him and sneered in his heart, "You guys, I can't cure you."
I don't believe it, you really dare to ask the old man, the Confucian leader.
"Professor Li, how can I give birth to a son?"
Among the dozens of Tai students, someone was more concerned about this issue and asked quickly.
"Eat more alkaline foods."
Li Ziye began to talk nonsense seriously, "The Y chromosome likes an alkaline environment. Eating more alkaline foods will help the survival of the Y chromosome, and you will have a greater chance of having a son."
“What are alkaline foods?”
A group of Tai students were confused when they heard this, and asked half-understanding.
"This involves trade secrets."
The Li family grinned and said, "The Li family will soon introduce a secret medicinal formula that can increase the probability of giving birth to a son. Of course, it only increases the possibility. It does not work for everyone. Moreover, having a son and a daughter It’s all the same, sexism is unacceptable. If you are not anxious to have a son, there is no need to buy it.”
“Where can I buy it?”
The students below were all wealthy, so they asked immediately.
"currently there is not."
Li Ziye smiled and said, "And because medicinal materials and ingredients are very precious, even if it is officially launched, there will be a quantity limit, and it is impossible for everyone to buy it."
When everyone below heard this, they looked at each other, this, you can’t buy it even if you have money?
Li Ziye looked at everyone's expressions, his mouth slightly curved.
Sample, do you understand hunger marketing? The more I don’t let you buy it, the more active you will be when the time comes.
By the way, the Confucian leader's signboard is really useful. When the time comes, should we let this great god go to Li's shop to cut the ribbon?
Half an hour later, many Tai students finished their classes and left. Old God Li Ziye was sitting in front of the portrait drinking tea. After standing for an hour, his tired waist ached.
"Brother Li, what you are talking about is really what the Confucian leader told you?" Bai Wangyu came over and asked curiously.
"You can ask the Confucian leader and you will know." Li Ziye responded.
"..."
Bai Wangyu also sat down beside him and didn't answer. This kid knew that he didn't dare.
"Old Bai, am I a genius in business?" Li Ziye smiled proudly.
"Are they really going to buy it?"
Bai Wangyu said in confusion, "Brother Li has already said that the medicinal diet may not work."
"They will buy it only if you tell them."
Li Ziye smiled and said, "People have luck and rebellious psychology. If I tell them that it will definitely work, they will not believe it and will suspect that I am advertising. However, if I say that this thing does not work for everyone, they will Go try it, people, the more they are not allowed to do something, they will do it, you see, when Li's shop launches this medicinal diet, it will be full of customers."
"Brother Li, you are such a profiteer." Bai Wangyu couldn't help but say.
"Thanks for the compliment!"
Li Ziye grinned and responded with pride rather than shame.
"..."
Bai Wangyu really didn't know what this boy's face was made of.
"Go home and talk to the young monk to see if you can get anything good out of him."
After Li Ziye had rested enough, he stood up and walked out of the classroom.
…
At the same time, in Mobei, the north of the Central Plains, eight people from Mobei have lived here for many years, each with their own territory.
On this day, in the northernmost part of Mobei, in the territory of the Huyan tribe close to the pole, darkness suddenly arrived, as if the endless night divided the world into two.
The herdsmen of the Huyan tribe didn't take it seriously at first, until.
The monster is coming!
Hundreds of monsters permeated in the black air emerged from the depths of the night, frantically preying on the herdsmen on the grasslands.
Overnight, the grassland flowed into rivers of blood.
The northernmost branch of the Huyan tribe was wiped out overnight.
"My lord, there is a monster!"
A man who was lucky enough to survive and was covered in blood rushed to the camp of the Huyan tribe monarch on horseback. He fainted due to lack of physical strength.
Half a day later, when the young man woke up, he hurriedly told what had happened in the tribe, which immediately shocked the entire Huyan tribe.
Some people believed it, some didn't believe it. Lord Huyan immediately sent people to check. In less than a day, the people who went to investigate came back and told everyone present what they saw in the tribe.
Shocked, besides shocked, still shocked!
The tribe was full of bones, and there was no one left alive. It was extremely miserable, just like the legendary scene of monsters eating people!
"Contact the princes of other tribes immediately to discuss the matter of resisting the monsters!" King Huyan made a prompt decision and said in a deep voice.
"yes!"
For a time, the entire Huyan tribe in the northernmost part of Mobei began to be on guard.
However, it was nearly a month later when the news from Mobei reached Dashang.
In Li Garden, Li Ziye came back from Taixue and kept pestering the young monk, saying that he wanted to exchange martial arts.
Of course, exchanging martial arts is fake, but finding a way to trick Tripitaka into learning some Buddhist secrets is real.
Classmate Lao Li also suffered from Lao Li. In fact, the Flying Immortal Technique is too difficult to practice. The difficulty of each move is doubled. By the fourth move, the single move alone has thirty-six steps. Li practiced it. Midnight almost vomited blood.
In his spare time, Li Ziye of course wanted to blackmail him with some powerful moves.
Isn’t it overwhelming to have so many arts?
"boom!"
A quarter of an hour later, Li Ziye fell from the wall and fell to the ground like a paper man.
"Amitabha!"
Upon seeing this, Sanzang hurried forward and apologized hurriedly, "I didn't mean it, little monk."
"Oh, my bones! My ridges, my lumbar discs!"
Li Ziye was lying on the ground, rolling and crying, "Little monk, you have to compensate me!"
