In Taixue Palace, it was almost dusk when Li Ziye and Bai Wangyu finished walking through the west and south courtyards.
After seeing the Third Academy of Taixue, Li Ziye's views were about to collapse.
There is no normal person in the entire Taixue Palace!
How can these perverts teach students?
Before leaving Taixue Palace, Li Ziye looked at Little Red Riding Hood beside him with a suspicious look on his face.
It is said that people with high knowledge are prone to perversion, and the teachings in the Taixue Palace are the most obvious example. Will Little Red Riding Hood become like this in the future?
Very dangerous!
Bai Wangyu could tell at a glance what Brother Li next to him was thinking, and he felt a little embarrassed and said, "Actually, the teachers are quite normal on weekdays."
"oh."
Li Ziye nodded and responded calmly.
"..."
Bai Wangyu didn't know how to explain it, so he had to change the subject and asked, "What course is Brother Li going to teach at Taixue?"
"hey-hey."
When Li Ziye heard Little Red Riding Hood's question, the smile on his face suddenly became a little strange, and he said, "What do you think?"
"Swordsmanship?" Bai Wangyu asked curiously.
"no."
Li Ziye shook his head and said, "I have learned so much about swordsmanship, and my fairy master is also in the Taixue Palace now, so who is it for me?"
"Shenfa?" Bai Wangyu continued to guess.
"No."
Li Ziye shook his head again.
"Fantastic skills and cunning skills."
Bai Wangyu said with certainty, "Brother Li must be teaching this. Those things invented by the Li family are rare in the world. As the son of the Li family, Brother Li must be very familiar with these crafts."
"no."
Li Ziye grinned and denied again.
"This isn't it either?"
When Bai Wangyu heard this, he was surprised and said, "Then I can't guess. Brother Li, what exactly do you want to teach?"
"I won't tell you!"
Li Ziye laughed loudly and said, "Old Bai, just watch, I guarantee that my course will become the most attended course in the history of Taixue Palace."
Bai Wangyu looked at the boy next to him with a suspicious look on his face. Is this brother Li getting sick again?
Thinking of this, Bai Wangyu warned with some worry, "Brother Li, Taixue Palace is the Holy Land of Confucianism, you can't mess around."
"Challenging? Of course not."
Li Ziye grinned and said, "I was a little unsure at first, but after seeing those teachers today, I am now confident. They are already so perverted, I guess those imperial students still have some mental endurance."
Brother this time!
Give you a big one!
Bai Wangyu listened to Brother Li's words next to him, and for some reason, he always had an ominous premonition in his heart.
Brother Li won't make any messy things again, right?
Li Yuan, after the two came back, Li Ziye was not in a hurry to practice his sword, but went back to his room.
The euphemistic name is, prepare lessons!
For two days in a row, Li Ziye didn't leave the inner courtyard again. He wrote and drew in his room all day long, mysteriously.
Curious, Zhang Sloppy wanted to go in several times to see what Li Ziye was doing, but was kicked out every time.
In the end, even Hongzhu and Li Youwei were alarmed and wanted to go in and take a look. However, they still couldn't get into Li Ziye's room.
As a result, all the masters and servants in Liyuan knew what big plan the young master was planning.
In the west chamber, the most difficult thing for Bai Wangyu these past two days was that the more mysterious Li Ziye became, the more worried and scared he became.
"Sister Youwei, go to the southeast of the city and help me invite Miss Qingxuan over!"
Two days later, Li Ziye, with a chicken coop and dark circles under his eyes, popped up a head from behind the door and shouted loudly.
After saying that, Li Ziye slammed the door again.
In the inner courtyard, Li Youwei was startled when she saw her younger brother. She wanted to say something, but the door was already closed.
"What is this little guy doing?" Hongzhu asked in confusion.
"I don't know either."
Li Youwei shook his head and said, "The last time he was like this was ten years ago. That time he invented things like colored glaze and perfume. Judging from his appearance, he must be researching something else."
"Not quite."
Hongzhu frowned and said, "It's too quiet inside. Besides, why did he invite that Yu Qingxuan?"
"We can't figure out what my little brother is thinking. Forget it, let's just do what he says."
Li Youwei said something, then turned and left the inner courtyard to invite the young oiran from the southeast of the city for Li Ziye.
Two hours later, outside Li Garden, a carriage drove up and stopped in front of the house.
Yu Qingxuan got off the carriage and entered Li Garden with a puzzled look on his face.
"What does your young master want from me?"
Yu Qingxuan looked at the little maid leading the way and asked in confusion.
"Not sure."
The little maid shook her head and said, "Miss Yu should ask the young master herself."
In the inner courtyard, Yu Qingxuan walked in under the leadership of the little maid.
"Sir, Miss Yu is here." The little maid knocked on the door and shouted.
"Squeak."
The door opened, Li Ziye stretched out his hand, pulled Yu Qingxuan into the room, and then slammed the door again.
In the inner courtyard, Hongzhu looked at this scene and said with a strange expression, "Youwei, your brother won't do anything to the little oiran, will he?"
"No matter what you do, it's okay."
Li Youwei said calmly, "The Li family has a big business and can afford to support it."
"..."
Hongzhu was speechless. This way of thinking about the problem was really different.
Is this a question of a big family and a big business? The key is whether the little oiran is willing to do it!
"Ah, you bastard!"
While the two were talking, Yu Qingxuan's panicked voice sounded in the room in front, spreading throughout the courtyard.
Outside, Hongzhu and Li Youwei looked startled when they heard this and looked at each other.
Is it really too strong?
No, there are so many beautiful little maids in the Li Mansion. I just can't help it, and some of them take the initiative to throw themselves into their arms.
"Could it be true love? It doesn't work for other women?"
Li Youwei kept mumbling without any surprise.
"..."
Hongzhu felt her head hurt. What kind of siblings are these?
"Qingxuan, don't shout, keep a low profile, keep a low profile!"
In the room, Li Ziye looked at the little oiran whose beauty was eclipsed in front of him and quickly comforted him.
"Midnight you!"
Yu Qingxuan looked at the patterns on the portraits in front of him, his face turned red with embarrassment, and he said, "It's an insult to politeness!"
"You're so polite, this is called physiological hygiene, a serious science course."
Li Ziye grinned and said, "Hurry and help me see what needs to be improved. My painting skills are limited. If there is something bad, please help me draw it again. I heard that you are proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting." .”
"I don't paint."
Yu Qingxuan blushed with embarrassment and shook his head vigorously.
"Don't be so stingy. Help with a painting. The big deal is that I will give you some music scores after the painting is finished." Li Ziye grabbed the former's arm and said.
When Yu Qingxuan heard this, a look of emotion appeared on his face, but after seeing the pattern on the portrait in front of him, he struggled again.
"Stop hesitating. If you don't tell me, I won't. No one will know it was you who painted it."
Li Ziye dragged the former to the table, laid out the rice paper, and handed over the pen.
"You must not say it was painted by me!" Yu Qingxuan said with a blushing face.
"I won't tell you." Li Ziye nodded vigorously.
"You swear." Yu Qingxuan said worriedly.
"I'll serve four!"
Li Ziye raised four fingers and said.
Yu Qingxuan's face turned red again. After all, it was the temptation of the music score that made this innocent little oiran give up her moral integrity.
Half a day later, Yu Qingxuan left the room with a red face. He walked in a hurry and did not dare to stay for a moment.
"My face is so red, something must have happened." Hongzhu said.
"Why can I still walk so smoothly? Is it possible that I am no longer a virgin?" Li Youwei asked in confusion.
"Probably not."
Hongzhu frowned and said, "I heard that this little oiran is very clean and self-sufficient."
"Well, it's possible that he's in better health."
Li Youwei nodded and said, "Forget it, I'll ask my little brother in the future. If you really like her, it doesn't matter if you're not a virgin. It's still okay to be a concubine."
"..." Hongzhu didn't want to answer anymore.
The next day, Taixue Palace.
Outside the classroom in the North Campus, a large leaflet was posted, announcing the start of classes for the youngest national scholar in history.
After seeing the flyer, most of the students at Taixue laughed with disdain.
Who would want to take a class taught by a teacher who is younger than them?
Half a day later.
"Fuck, is this true?"
"real!"
"Then go and have a look!"
"Hurry up, there will be no place if you go late!"
The classroom in the North Campus was crowded with people, and they were all crowded, for fear of missing the most shocking course in the history of Taixue.
"boom!"
In the South and West courtyards, several old teachers were so shocked that they fell off their stools when they heard about Li Ziye's new course in the North courtyard.
"What did you say?"
"what class?"
"Menstrual hygiene class!"
An imperial student wearing a Confucian robe said with cold sweat on his head, "Then what Professor Li brought are all portraits without clothes, and, and..."
At this point, the student no longer knew what to say.
"It's an insult to elegance, it's an insult to elegance!"
The old teachers in the two houses were blowing their beards and staring in anger. Is this boy from the Li family going to turn Taixue Palace into a brothel?
North Campus, in class.
Li Ziye picked up a portrait and pasted it on the wooden frame. He picked up the tea next to him and took a sip. He continued, "Come on, let's look at this picture. Do you know what is painted on it? Yes, it It’s what you use to pee, commonly known as, dick stuff.”
"Then what's under it? And what's its use? Does anyone know?" Li Ziye looked around the crowd and asked.
There was silence below, everyone looked at each other, but no one dared to speak.
"You bunch of losers really don't know anything."
Li Ziye snorted first, and then explained, "This is called the testicles, the place where male hormones are secreted. Why don't you grow into women? It's because of its existence. Of course, whether you can make women pregnant also depends on it." This thing, your seeds, all come from here.”
"hiss."
In the classroom, a group of Tai students listened to these shocking remarks and gasped one by one. You looked at me and I looked at you, feeling that your cognitive outlook had completely collapsed.
"Now, now that we've finished talking about men, let's talk about women."
Speaking of this, the smile on Li Ziye's face gradually became brighter, weirder, and perverted.
Below, many Tai students heard this, and their eyes suddenly began to shine.
