"Brother Mo Zi is really careful this time." The prostitute teacher didn't even smoke, staring at the screen, "First he stretched himself apart, then used Zoe's star circle to close some distance, and then took advantage of the During this period of time, I used the push stick, which not only cleared away the obstructing minions, but also increased the damage of the flying stars to the maximum, and this was the scene where Kalista was instantly knocked out."
"Hiss!" The prostitute's hand was burned by the cigarette ashes and he quickly put it out.
After a while, the cigarette in his hand had burned out and even burned his hand.
The audience roared with laughter.
"The reverse smoking has just passed, and now the ashes are burning my hands again. Today's teacher is really awesome."
"Hahaha, look, I also have a picture of the prostitute smoking in reverse. Anyone who wants it can take it."
The picture was sent, it is a screenshot, and it is actually very well grasped.
Once it was issued, various versions quickly emerged from below, with all kinds of strange text.
When the prostitute teacher saw this, he smiled slightly and did not stop him.
No matter what the audience says, I can bear it.
I am in this field, and I won’t lose any of my skin even if others say a few words to me.
What's more, only by someone saying it can you prove that someone is paying attention to you.
Sending out these pictures will also increase your popularity.
In short, as long as the audience is willing, the prostitute teacher will acquiesce.
"That's wrong!" After glancing at the screen, the prostitute teacher immediately noticed something was wrong, "Brother Mozi went home to get ready, but he didn't come online immediately. Instead, he came along the blue zone and came to the bottom lane. , do you want to catch Uzi and Xiao Ming?"
Really, Xu Mo used the wall to directly release the hypnotic bubble and threw it over.
Under the guidance of the wall, the release distance of the hypnotic bubbles can be lengthened.
Yu Shuang, who was on the bottom lane, flashed forward, trying to swing the policewoman over.
Looking at the predetermined position, Xu Mo was speechless. He knew that Yu Shuang had good intentions and wanted to put him in his bubble so that he could catch people better.
But Yu Shuang will move Uzi out of the bubble range this time, and it seems that he won't be able to catch him this time.
The next moment, the situation turned around.
Uzi was startled by Yu Shuang's sudden appearance. He thought Thresh wanted to swing him under the tower, so he immediately used his E skill to pull back. Xu Mo's hypnotic bubble followed closely and hit him. on the body.
This miraculous scene made the prostitute teacher's eyes widen, "No, is this okay? I thought I couldn't catch him."
The audience burst into laughter.
"Uzi's reaction is indeed very fast, but what's the use of being fast? On the contrary, it has disadvantages."
"It's so funny. Brother Mozi was about to leave, but the policewoman bumped into him."
"Yu Shuang probably doesn't even know that she has made great achievements this time."
When he was stunned, Uzi's expression changed, "Why is he in the bottom lane? He can't just kill me with a flying star."
"It's okay, I'll take care of my meat for you!"
Xiao Ming’s robot is full of confidence.
Xu Mo rushed out from De and hit the robot directly, knocking out only half of the blood.
They seemed to have forgotten that Jinx existed.
JackeyLove directly switched to the cannon form and hit the policewoman one after another.
After all, it was still difficult for two fists to defeat four hands, and the policewoman and the robot were left behind.
"Double kill." Xu Mo successfully scored a double kill, and was about to become a super player.
"You go to the middle lane to lead the lane, I'll stay in the bottom lane."
As soon as Xu Mo's words came out, the two of them didn't even take advantage of the line of troops, and directly changed their lines to the middle.
The two-man lane has switched to the middle lane. If there is a competition for resources, they can quickly support them.
As for Zhou Shuyi, she is still guarding the road. The second tower has been pulled out and she can only defend on the high ground. Teacher Ma is beside her to protect her.
As long as Theshy's Kalista dares to take him there alone, he will be captured directly.
Another benefit of the excavator soon became apparent.
Teacher Ma set up a long snake formation in his jungle area to better support the bottom lane.
Crouching in the grass, "Brother Mozi, I'm here, can you catch him?"
"Okay, I'll put the ball girl to sleep first."
Xu Mo did as he said, a star surrounded him and threw the hypnotic bubble on the ball girl.
Rookie immediately used flash to spread some distance to ensure that he could get back to the tower as soon as possible.
After he passed out, a tunnel appeared in front of him.
"Teacher Ma is here to catch me."
"Can you leave?"
The factory director is still on the road and cannot provide immediate support.
"I don't know either."
Rookie still remembers the scene where Xu Mo directly knocked out Calista instantly, and is really not sure, "But I have a push, I should be able to survive."
Before he could finish his words, the excavator lifted him up.
Although Zoe's hypnotic bubble was broken, she still couldn't move.
Xu Mo pulled out a flying star and was about to launch it.
Rookie's ball girl quickly pushed the ball, trying to control the two people.
The excavator was indeed controlled, but Zoe flashed with golden light and avoided the damage and control caused by his skills.
The flying star successfully hit the ball girl, and the high amount of damage almost emptied the health bar.
The enhanced basic attack was not fired, but hit the soldier, giving the head to Teacher Ma.
Teacher Ma lived up to expectations and swooped down to take the head.
"The two of them cooperated very well this time. Brother Mozi even gave his head to Lao Ma intentionally." The prostitute teacher praised: "Brother Mozi is such a team. In order to win, he even did not hesitate to share his own finances. "
The barrage shouted: "Who are you mocking? I have proof, dog head."
"Hahaha, don't you all know who you are talking about?"
"What do you mean? It's not his fault that the black puppy has to do anything."
"Indeed, during the game, he fought three ways by himself, and in the end he couldn't win the game. He was right. Could it be that I was wrong?"
The prostitute teacher quickly smoothed things over, "Don't argue anymore, aren't you watching the game? What are you talking about?"
A person on the barrage said: "Teacher whore, you are the one to judge. These black men are just like idiots, they will bite people randomly."
The other person retorted: "Who bit someone randomly? Don't what I said make sense? If you have the ability, just refute it. What kind of personal attack are you doing? Even if you bite someone, it's just a puppy biting someone."
The puppy here makes a direct pun, which makes it very popular.
A rocket shot out, "Look at the old prostitutes, why don't you ban them as soon as possible?"
The prostitute teacher coughed lightly and said, "Everyone must be sensible and not make personal attacks, let alone attack each other's family members."
"In my opinion, a person can't always be perfect, there will definitely be some shortcomings, and the lineup is even more so. For example, RNG where the puppy is, their main lineup is four guarantees and one, and they want to put the puppy Maximize your personal abilities.”
"If you win, you can't praise him too highly. This is a five-person team game, and someone always has to make sacrifices. As the core of this lineup, the puppy naturally plays a decisive role and can easily attract everyone's attention. Attention and good operation will make it stand out a lot, but the contributions of Xiang Guo, Xiao Ming and others cannot be ignored."
"If you lose the game, try to be tolerant. When everyone makes mistakes, they will definitely be targeted if they play with a four-guarantee lineup. They have been studied for a long time, plus the opponent deliberately targets them, and they will definitely fail. There will be, not to mention a defeat in one round doesn’t mean anything.”
"In short, it's just one sentence, you can praise when you win, don't praise too high, and be tolerant when you lose, don't criticize too harshly. I just hope that our LPL players can perform better in the future, and everyone should also Let’s talk to the outside world unanimously, okay?”
The more rational audience members all echoed the words of the prostitute teacher below, thinking that what he said was very reasonable.
The black men were also silent, did not speak, and did not know if they were reflecting.
During the conversation, the game was still going on, and it had once again reached another important node, the second vanguard.
Rookie's ball girl was entangled with Xu Mo in the bottom lane. He brought teleport, but Xu Mo did not.
He knew clearly in his heart that Brother Mozi was going to pick it up and teleport it, but he was not too happy about it.
Xu Mo looked at the confused ball girl and immediately understood. He quickly dealt with the troops and chose to return to the city.
The big hat has come out, and the damage has also made a qualitative leap.
When it comes to the vanguard team battle, all five people on both sides are ready.
The factory director relied on the policewoman's clamp and Calista's strength to immediately occupy the favorable terrain before Xu Mo arrived, drive the opponent out of the river, and deal with the eye position to the best of his ability. Clean.
Xu Mo looked at the dark river and felt helpless, "Let's do some perspective."
"Ah, I forgot to buy real eyes. They have all thrown away the fake eyes." With that said, Yu Shuang prepared to return to the city.
"Forget it."
Xu Mo stopped her quickly, feeling really overwhelmed, "Let the excavator listen to where they are."
"I can't hear you." Teacher Ma's face also looked ugly. "They didn't move. They might be squatting on us somewhere."
The disadvantage of the excavator is that if the other party is not moving, you cannot hear the other party's voice.
Fortunately, Teacher Ma brought a scanner and scanned the surroundings.
"I'll give it a try." Xu Mo threw the hypnotic bubble directly.
It happened to hit the person in the grass. Although his vision was dark, Luden would not lie to others and splashed on other people.
Xu Mo immediately released the flying star.
Teacher Prostitute is still paying attention to the battle situation, "The two sides are still fighting, but Brother Mo Zi has no vision at all and cannot find where the factory director and others are."
"But Brother Mozi didn't give up. He wanted to try to see if he could fall asleep. With the help of the wall, he actually fell asleep. It's Calista again. Will the previous scene happen again?"
"Brother Mozi pulled out the flying star. The position is still far away. He has developed very well. So far, he has a three-piece set. The ultra-long-distance flying star is the same as the last time. The only difference is that Brother Mozi has This time, flash has also been added.”
The flying star smashed over and headed straight for Callista.
Theshy has also thought about his ending, "My, my, I should have a quicksilver one."
"It's okay, I'll stop you!"
At the critical moment, Xiao Ming's robot flashed in front of Callista, trying to block the flying star for him.
"I helped the policewoman block it last time. I definitely won't die."
As soon as he finished speaking, the flying star had arrived and hit the robot hard.
"Legendary!"
Xiao Ming looked at the dark screen, his eyes widened in disbelief.
Just give me seconds?
I can understand why you're trying to kill Kalista, he's a squishy guy, but what the hell is a meaty support like me?
Everyone was silent.
Xu Mo urged: "Hurry up, they are in the grass, the stone man is bigger than them!"
"Oooh!"
Zhou Shuyi responded and hurriedly bumped into him.
"Bump it!"
Four people were knocked away directly.
Teacher Ma ducked and dug a hole, flashed and raised his head, and made a red angry Q.
JackeyLove also seized the opportunity, released his ultimate move, changed into cannon form and rushed forward.
The death of the robot seems to have caused them to lose their minds.
With almost no ability to resist, Xu Mo and others won the team battle.
Kalista and Zhumei escaped with their remaining health, while the others were killed by Xu Mo and JackeyLove.
"Take the vanguard, take the vanguard!"
Everyone followed closely, taking the vanguard into their pocket, placing the vanguard in the middle, and directly captured the opponent's first tower.
At this time, the prostitute teacher took a deep breath of cigarette and then slowly said: "Well... I really have nothing to say. I just lost my mind and shot the meat robot to death."
No one spoke on the screen for a long time, and it took a while before someone posted a barrage.
"No, this hero hasn't been nerfed yet. It's ridiculously strong. I can understand why you can kill Kalista in seconds. After all, shooters are inherently fragile. Any assassin can kill a pure robot in seconds. It’s beyond my understanding.”
After this long speech came out, the barrage also became popular.
"I just play support, and robots are also my unique skill. When I see this scene, I want to say, no matter whether he can be sharpened or not, when there is Zoe on the opposite side in the future, it is absolutely unacceptable for me to help the shooter to block the brain collapse. The possibilities are simply fatal.”
"Yes, I can't block the shooter anyway. I also play support, although I don't know how to use robots."
"I play as a top laner. Although I have some muscle, I will definitely not block my head. Let the shooter fend for himself."
"I just play shooter. I really want to cry now. I have to release mercury first in the future. I'm really scared."
"The disappearing skill of the health bar is indeed wonderful. I won't say it anymore. I am a mid laner. It's time to practice Zoe. I used to feel that this hero was quite weak. Now I see Brother Mozi playing and I must practice it. But on the other side, I have to practice it. With Zoe, I will never help prevent brain collapse.”
"I won't block either. I love whoever I want. I'm a jungler."
"Similarly, if we are together with my brother, if I stop him and his brain breaks down, he won't even have to do anything at that time."
One after another, it was like a united front, and everyone swore that they would never stop the brain from collapsing.
All the shooters were in tears, and those single-row shooters were even worse.
Originally, their shooters were having a hard time, and they wanted to ban all the assassins when they were ranked. But now it's better, there's actually another daddy coming out.
The prostitute teacher looked at the barrage and couldn't laugh or cry, "Just take a look at it, that is to say, Brother Mozi is great. How can other Zoe have such strength? At most, half of the blood will be knocked out."
"Don't put too much pressure on yourself. If you should block the shooter, you still have to block it. If you don't want to block it, just pretend I didn't say it. I won't help block it anyway."
"This brain failure can really kill people."
(End of chapter)
