"Wukong, my master can't stand it anymore!"
Tang Seng's face was extremely ugly.
It's like I have been holding back the feeling of vomiting until now.
Even Taiyi Golden Immortal couldn't bear the ugliness of Manjusri and Samantabhadra.
One can imagine how lethal the two of them are!
Sun Sheng couldn't point it out, so he could only appease Tang Seng.
It is not the best time to expose the Eye of Heaven at this time.
You must know that there are still 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals in the mountains and forests who have not yet appeared.
That’s the highlight!
"Does the elder feel uncomfortable?!"
Our Lady of Wudang noticed something was wrong with Tang Seng's expression and couldn't help but expressed concern.
Before Tang Seng could speak, Sun Sheng hurriedly explained:
"Perhaps the fatigue of the journey made my master suddenly feel unwell."
"It doesn't matter, I, Old Sun, have a Nine-turn Golden Pill here, just take one and you'll be fine!"
Sun Sheng generously stuffed an elixir into Tang Monk's mouth.
Although sprinting to the quasi-sage realm almost exhausted all the resources he had accumulated.
But you can have as many things as you want like Nine Turns Golden Pill.
The worst case scenario is to let Tang Monk break his precepts.
Although the rewards from the system are few, a few elixirs will still be given.
However, Sun Sheng consumed the Nine Transformations Golden Pill at will, which in the eyes of Buddhist disciples was a waste of natural resources.
Especially Guanyin, she originally exchanged the innate spiritual treasure for the elixir from Taishang Laojun.
In the end, they were all blackmailed by Sun Sheng.
This monkey is good, but he doesn't know how to cherish it at all.
"This Zhenzhen girl doesn't look too good either!"
When Sun Sheng saw Guanyin's dark face, he immediately made fun of her.
"this……"
"My little girl has been in poor health since she was a child. I hope you two elders can forgive me!"
Guanyin hurriedly defended herself, almost revealing flaws.
But she didn't know that in the eyes of Sun Sheng and Tang Seng, she had never changed at all.
He is still the Guanyin Bodhisattva of Buddhism.
This also caused Tang Seng to dare not speak and could only sit in a chair in a daze.
"If you are sick, you must treat it."
"I am not very talented, but I know some medical skills."
"If Madam and the girl don't mind, can you let me check your pulse?"
Sun Sheng stretched out his hand to catch Guanyin.
In fact, Sun Wukong also acted as a doctor more than once during his journey to the west.
Although his so-called medical skills often have miraculous effects, they are all folk remedies.
Even the mysterious and mysterious method of "diagnosing the pulse with hanging silk" is just a trick of Sun Wukong.
His understanding of medical skills only stopped at the beginning of the "Liu" formula in the Three Hundred and Sixty Side Doors.
This was forced into his mind by Patriarch Bodhi.
But even if it's just fur, it's still a first-class medical skill in the mortal world.
It can be seen that Patriarch Bodhi’s deep understanding of various schools and paths is a miracle!
However, Sun Sheng is different from Sun Wukong.
He truly mastered the Three Hundred and Sixty Side Doors.
The word "flow" is even more familiar to me.
If Guanyin is really sick, there is no way he can escape his detection.
But how could the majestic Luo Jinxian be sick? !
It's obvious that Sun Sheng is talking nonsense!
However, one difficulty in the manifestation of the Four Saints was raised by Guanyin.
Things have developed to this point.
Tang Seng cooperates with Sun Sheng in acting.
As the Holy Mother of God, Manjusri and Samantabhadra act together with Guanyin.
Both sides are acting out each other, and no one is willing to show their flaws first.
In order to make the performance more realistic, Guanyin had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue acting.
"That's fine, since the holy monk is proficient in medical skills, I'll trouble the holy monk!"
Guanyin laughed dryly and sat down immediately.
When she lifted up her sleeves, her white wrists appeared in front of Sun Sheng and Tang Seng.
"Gulu!"
Tang Seng swallowed.
He has never heard of anyone being able to touch Guanyin's skin!
Wukong, Wukong!
You are so blessed!
For Tang Seng, Guanyin is his sister Guanyin.
That is a sacrosanct existence.
But to Sun Sheng, Guanyin was once a man.
After the Conferred God War, she switched to the Western religion and became a girl.
What's the difference between this special meow and a shemale? !
Not to mention having that kind of thoughts about Guanyin, as long as he thought that Guanyin was Taoist Cihang, Sun Sheng's stomach would churn.
But for the sake of system rewards, he could only endure it.
"Bata!"
Sun Sheng put his finger on Guanyin's pulse.
He pretended to check his pulse for a while.
Suddenly, Sun Sheng slapped the table, laughed and said:
"Congratulations, girl, you are happy!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room was stunned.
All eyes were looking directly at Sun Sheng, as if they were looking at a big fool.
Guanyin is a Bodhisattva, how could she be pregnant?
Tang Seng almost jumped up and beat Sun Sheng violently.
But then he thought about it, this disaster was specially designed by a group of Bodhisattvas to test him.
I could only hold back my anger and sit back down honestly.
"Stop... stop talking nonsense!"
Guanyin was very angry.
Sun Sheng is insulting her!
If it wasn't for the sake of acting, she would have slapped him away.
Manjusri and Samantabhadra frowned and glared at Sun Sheng.
I guess their thoughts are similar to Guanyin.
On the contrary, Mother Wudang had a smile on her face, as if she was expecting Sun Sheng to continue his performance.
"Girl doesn't want to admit it?!"
"My old grandson has a way to prove the girl's innocence."
After saying that, Sun Sheng walked to the door, raised his palm and pointed it towards the west.
“Move mountains and fill seas!”
As he chanted the incantation, a column of water floated from the western sky.
If there is a god standing in the sky watching at this time, he will know that the other end of the water column comes from Jieyang Mountain in the Western Liang Women's Kingdom.
There is a Zimu River in Xiliang Women's Kingdom.
Men can become pregnant after drinking river water.
The end of the Zimu River is Jieyang Mountain.
There is a temple in the mountain, and there is a well in the temple.
Well water is abortion water. Drinking it can abort the unborn child.
It's just that this well was taken over by the Bull Demon King's younger brother, Ruyi Zhenxian.
I usually do some small business using abortion water.
But today, he encountered a strange thing.
A mysterious force suddenly appeared from the east and knocked him to the ground.
They also forcibly took away the well water.
"What a terrifying power!"
"I am no match for you!"
Immortal Ruyi gave up resistance on the spot and could only watch the abortion water flying towards the east.
at the same time.
In the courtyard of the deep house, Sun Sheng used the technique of "moving mountains and filling seas" to forcefully steal the abortion water.
He turned around and handed it to Guanyin.
"If the girl is not pregnant, this abortion water will be harmless to the girl."
"But if there is, the girl should think carefully about it!"
Sun Sheng smiled lightly, very confident.
Of course he knew that Guanyin was not pregnant.
But Sun Sheng was certain that Guanyin would not dare to drink the abortion water.
Because Sun Sheng was ruthless enough to drain all the water from the abortion well.
In this way, wait until Tang Seng enters the daughter country.
If he drinks water from the Zimu River by mistake again, there will be no means of abortion at all!
Is it to prove one's innocence or to ignore the consequences?
Guanyin must think carefully!
"You... are so cruel!"
