Chapter 179 A fat piece of paper that doesn’t behave like a human being

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I have to say that open-book exams have hidden benefits.

Through the answers in the open book, Pei Yin has confirmed two key points.

First of all, the other party really didn't know that he had already worshiped the Snow Sword Immortal as his teacher.

Secondly, the opponent's murderous intention is not strong, and he really wants to accept him as his disciple and then play a big game of chess.

After understanding these two core points, Fatty decided to take advantage of the situation.

The initial plan was to delay, as Zhang Dekai should be arriving soon.

So he said weakly: "A senior once told me that master and disciple depend on fate and whether they are compatible. Becoming a master is too important for me. I have a few questions. I wonder if I can ask for advice."

When Huang Long Sword Immortal saw that there was something going on, he was very cooperative: "You can ask, Huang will tell you everything he knows."

The fat man began his performance: "Senior Huang, I heard that you are the honorary president of the Datang Wildlife Conservation Association, Shushan area?"

Huanglong Sword Fairy suddenly became taller and taller: "Yes, Huang has devoted his life to the protection of wild animals. My biggest ideal is that humans and animals coexist harmoniously. If there is no buying and selling, there will be no killing."

"It makes sense." The fat man seemed to be convinced, and he asked again: "Senior, I read a piece of gossip on the Internet, but I don't know if it is true. I heard that you particularly like to raise cats?"

"That's right, I have a lot of cats." Huanglong Sword Immortal admitted generously.

"Then do you think people who raise cats can go to Lingnan to eat dragon and tiger soup?" The fat man unfolded his thoughts.

"..." Huanglong Sword Immortal didn't keep up: "Why do you ask?"

The fat man continued to stall for time and started a long speech: "It's like this. I used to know a girl. She was eating dog meat hot pot and posting on her WeChat Moments on her mobile phone. The content was like this - puppies are so cute. Please don't hurt them. Small dog."

Speaking of this, Fatty looked sad: "I couldn't agree with her approach at the time, so we had a big fight, and in the end the two of us couldn't get together."

Huanglong Sword Immortal threw the problem back: "Why can't you agree?"

"That's what I think. If these two things are separated, it's not a big deal."

"It seems normal to me that a person likes to eat dog meat hot pot."

"It seems reasonable to me that a person likes to keep dogs."

"But doing two things together makes me feel weird."

The fat man expressed his views, proving that he is a thoughtful and thoughtful man.

Huanglong Sword Immortal felt the fat man's thoughts, and his expression was not good-looking: "What do you say have to do with my raising a cat?"

The fat man was waiting for these words: "Junior just made an analogy. I have a question in my mind. It seems a bit strange to me that you like raising cats so much and you are such a caring person but you run so many entertainment venues in Huanglongxi. "

"Assuming that I become a senior's apprentice, I may have conflicts with my seniors in terms of ideas in the future."

"So I think it's better to get to know each other, just like going on a blind date. It's safer for both parties to negotiate first."

Huanglong Sword Immortal understood and smiled: "It is precisely because I like cats that I want to open an entertainment venue."

This time it was Fatty's turn not to keep up: "Why?"

Huanglong Sword Immortal smiled mysteriously: "Do you know that the word cat has another meaning in Shu language?"

The fat man humbly asked for advice: "I don't know, please give me some advice, senior."

Huanglong Sword Immortal was good at tempting: "Have you ever heard of a saying in Shushan dialect called 'catching a cat'?"

The fat man looked confused: "I've never heard of it, what does it mean?"

Huanglong Sword Immortal sighed: "In today's era, more than half of the Shu language passed down by the ancients has been lost. Although the young people of your generation also understand some dialects, they only have a superficial understanding."

"Catching cats and cats is a common word in the old days. Before the revival of spiritual energy, the social eldest brother often said a saying - when you are seven years old, you can pick up a kitchen knife, and when you are eight years old, you can catch cats and cats."

The fat man will not be punished: "What does this golden saying from the big brother in society mean?"

The Huanglong Sword Immortal actually came to give Fatty a popular science in Shu language: "It is equivalent to the current Internet buzzword - don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend."

The fat man was extremely anxious: "Senior, please stop beating around the bush and please make it clear."

Huanglong Sword Immortal announced the answer: "Let's put it this way, today's technicians were all called 'cat ladies' in Shushan in the old days."

The fat man came to his senses and said, "So that's what you do when you catch a cat?"

Huanglong Sword Immortal showed a smile that every man would understand: "Yes, the word cat lady has evolved and turned into cat. Catching cat has also become looking for cat."

After a pause, he made a surprising turn: "So I raise cats and open an entertainment venue. Is there any problem?"

"No problem, no problem at all!"

The fat man was convinced on the spot and was so impressed that he said, "Senior's views are fresh and refined, and he is indeed a role model for our generation. I only regret that when I first went to Huanglong River three years ago, I didn't have the chance to meet my senior!"

Huanglong Sword Immortal wanted this effect. He was convinced that a man like Fatty, whose legs had been weak in Huanglong River for five consecutive days, could not refuse the views he expressed.

An atmosphere of sympathy and sympathy arose spontaneously.

"Cultivation competition is all about resources. Cultivation is not easy, and monks from all walks of life use different methods to make a living."

"The so-called Shushan Sword Immortal is beautiful in name, but in fact he has done many unsavory things for resources. For example, the Jade Sword Immortal became a comedian; the Snow Sword Immortal became a bodyguard; and the Zhang Dekai you know , became the court eagle dog."

"Huang had no choice but to engage in this industry."

"When I recruit a disciple, I look first at qualifications and secondly at fate."

"You are right about one thing. If master and disciple cannot get along, it will inevitably become a bad relationship."

"In the past hundred years, I have met several young people with good qualifications, but we are not destined to meet them."

"Pei Yin, you are different. You were once a friend of technicians and a friend of princesses."

"You are the most suitable person to inherit my mantle."

Huanglong Sword Fairy struck while the iron was hot and began to lose his mind.

It would take a stupid young man to get fired up on the spot. He was so moved that he instantly ignited a source of motivation: "He treats me as a princess's friend, and I treat him as a princess's friend in return."

The fat man became angry: "Senior, you understand me, I am willing to become my teacher!"

"Hahahaha!" Huanglong Sword Immortal laughed: "Okay, very good, I have such a good disciple, what more can I ask for."

"Wait a minute." The fat apprentice suddenly lost his temper: "I once swore that the master I am looking for in the future will help me fulfill two wishes."

"Please tell me and listen." Huanglong Sword Immortal did not agree rashly this time.

"Since I was used as bait by Zhang Dekai last month, I have suffered a big loss and have no choice but to hold my nose and admit defeat. My first wish is that my master must be stronger than Zhang Dekai, and it is best to take me to beat him One meal." The fat man's blood boiled.

"No problem." Huanglong Sword Immortal actually agreed: "Tell me about your second wish."

"The second wish is a bit hard to talk about."

"To be honest, I am a loyal fan of Jade Sword Fairy."

"We, die-hard fans, particularly hate Jade Sword Fairy's rival, Snow Sword Fairy."

When the fat man said this, he began to lose his temper: "Last time at the Xinyue Hotel auction, this woman bullied me and wanted to force me to give her the blood of the demon slayer. I have a dream. One day I will defeat the Snow Sword Immortal and prove that jade Fans of Sword Immortal are stronger than Snow Sword Immortal.”

The inhumane fat man entered the perverted mode: "If one day I inherit Huanglongxi's property, I will drag that old woman Xue Jianxian to our place and be the top card!"

This kind of inhuman perversion was appreciated by Huanglong Sword Immortal like never before: "Okay, you are ambitious, my teacher did not misjudge you!"

The fat man was a little embarrassed: "Senior, oh, master, don't you think my ideas are extreme?"

Huanglong Sword Immortal said proudly: "I am a sword cultivator who dares to think, dare to do, and has clear ideas. Since ancient times, all the peerless sword immortals have been controversial. You have such ambitions, which just shows that you have unlimited potential."

With that said, Huanglong Sword Immortal began to hand out benefits: "Disciple, come with me, and I will give you a meeting gift for my master."

With a wave of his sleeves, he took the fat man and flew to the colorful pool in the distance.

In the colorful pool, there was a woman in white wearing a mask.

I don’t know why, but the woman soaking in the colorful pool seemed to have fallen into a swamp, sinking deeper and deeper, with only her head exposed.

If it were an ordinary female monk who was trapped, it would make sense. After all, the Huanglong Sword Immortal was also a Sword Immortal. But the woman in front of me is trapped, which is really puzzling, because she is...Snow Sword Fairy!

(End of chapter)