"Teacher Gao, happy anniversary."
"Teacher Gao, I wish you happiness forever."
"Teacher Gao, I wish you and your wife a happy marriage for a hundred years."
"Teacher Gao..."
Just a few minutes after it was posted on Moments, dozens of parents had already sent red envelopes.
That scene was very much like a fairy tale.
Gao Jie, who posts in the circle of friends, is like the Guanyin master in the fairy tale, chanting a mantra in a very holy way: "leeks, come quickly."
Then the parents’ reaction was like this, Xiaogang’s mother: “Leek No. 1 is here!”
Xiaohong’s father: “Leek No. 2, come on!”
Xiao Ming’s father: “Leek No. 3, come to visit!”
Parents are scrambling to get ahead, as if they will be beaten if they fall behind.
Pei Yin, who witnessed all this through audio and video synchronization, was immediately confused: "Brother, I have heard that teachers are given red envelopes on Teachers' Day, and red envelopes are also given on wedding anniversaries. What is this?"
The captain lit up a cigarette, and his whole body was shaken: "I'm afraid you are still stuck in the stereotype of your elementary school days. More than ten years ago, there were a few parents in the south who were panicking because they had too much money, and they proposed that Teachers' Day should be celebrated. I gave out red envelopes to repay my teacher’s kindness, and it became a hot search topic. I don’t know how it became popular throughout the country.”
"Real teachers are actually not accepted, but these teachers who opened cram schools have directly promoted them."
"From then on, it would be a bit unreasonable not to send a red envelope to the teacher during the Mid-Autumn Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, and Spring Festival."
"Later, there was a variation. On the teacher's birthday, red envelopes had to be given out."
"The most outrageous thing I have ever seen is that even on Qingming Festival, some people give out red envelopes!"
The fat man was dumbfounded: "Brother, have you experienced all these things?"
The team leader swore: "Mom is a liar. If I hadn't experienced it, how could I take my daughter to transfer schools?"
The fat man asked curiously: "Looking at your tone, you are firmly opposed to it, right? Parents are not stupid, how can they be like leeks?"
The captain's tone was very sad: "I'm not afraid that everyone is not stupid, but I'm afraid that one or two rhythmic ones will appear. You heard it just now. According to Teacher Gao and her husband, there are always Hampi parents delivering goods to their door."
"I'll tell you a real case. In a parent group of 50 people, as long as there are two or three idiots like that, the other 40 or so parents will tremble."
“Some people took the lead and gave out red envelopes, and then others blindly followed suit.”
"Once the number of people giving out red envelopes reaches 10, the other parents will think: Everyone has given out red envelopes, so it seems inappropriate for me not to give out, right?"
"Some people think deeply: If I don't post it, will the teacher hate me and my children will be left out in the future?"
"Just like this, parents who originally didn't want to give out red envelopes ended up holding their noses and did so. This is serious involution."
The fat man was stunned for a moment after hearing this: "Is it so exaggerated?"
The captain sighed: "You are not married yet, so it is useless for me to tell you this. When you have a teenage child in the future, you will know how deep the water is in this circle if you experience it for yourself."
Fatty caught a small detail: "It doesn't make sense. Teacher Gao didn't yell in the group just now. She just posted a message on Moments. Why are those parents so cooperative?"
As expected, the captain saw through the truth at a glance: "This is the most twisted part. A parent has been ripped off and his heart is unbalanced. He has to find an outlet, and he will have this thought in his heart - I can't be alone. If you're stupid, I'll have to pull some backers."
"Then Lao Li will send a message to Lao Wang: I just sent two hundred red envelopes to Teacher Gao, how much did you send?"
"Lao Wang followed suit and sent a message to Lao Zhang: I sent a red envelope to Teacher Gao. If you don't pay attention, your child will be thrown into the cold palace."
"It just goes on and on, and all parents whose children have not graduated from primary school will fall into this trap."
"The only ones who dare not post it are those parents whose children have graduated from elementary school because they are busy trying to please middle school teachers."
The fat man was silent, unable to calm down for a long time.
A twisted human heart is a monster.
He had a new understanding of these eight words.
"Haha, 108!"
At this moment Liu Bo burst out laughing: "Honey, I'm right, this is your influence!"
The red envelope brought confidence, and Gao Jie entered a state: "We can consider hosting, but the 68 lunch box is too simple, add a drink."
Liu Bo was very happy when he heard this: "I can have this. What kind of drink do you want to add?"
Gao Jie said: "Didn't a distributor come to our training class last year to sell that nutritional drink? It doesn't hurt to try it."
This time it was Liu Bo's turn to be shocked: "That bullshit nutritional drink is just a rotten spiritual fruit from a specialty store. If it cannot be sold, it is taken to the recycling bin and made into juice. The effect is not as good as the psychic tomato."
Gao Jie had her own idea: "The spiritual fruit that is recycled from waste is also a spiritual fruit, and it has some spiritual energy. Anyway, 3 yuan a bottle is not expensive. Let's change the name, saying that it can increase the success rate of students' awakening. Selling 168 a bottle during the hosting period is not excessive, right?"
Liu Bo was convinced on the spot: "It's not too much, not at all. My wife has an idea!"
Gao Jie smiled mysteriously: "You are responsible for the lunch boxes and drinks, and the parents leave them to me."
The couple immediately started the operation and everything was under control.
Pei Yin also started the operation: "Compile these materials, package them and send them to me."
The captain was stunned: "It's only been a long time, why don't you continue to stare?"
The fat man said: "No, these materials are enough now."
The captain was also very cooperative. He made two hundred thousand in half a day, so why not do it.
The fat man returned to Xinyue Hotel and called Wu Jinbo: "Xiao Wu, there is something I need you to handle. I won't let you use your love to generate electricity. Do you still remember 'that divine hero' last time?" After you're done, you can stay in the super suite of Xinyue Hotel for a week, with all food and drinks included. It's up to you what kind of girls you can date."
Wu Jinbo got excited on the spot: "Really eating and drinking at the Xinyue Hotel for a week, or in a super suite? Brother, I don't study well, don't lie to me."
The fat man said solemnly: "Don't get too excited. I'll send you a screenshot of my business card. If you want to find a way to get into the parent group of that training class, you must first let the parents see the truth clearly."
"And this time there is a lot of material. It took several hours of recording. You can streamline it and make it a sure hit."
After speaking, he sent the packaged materials to Wu Jinbo’s mailbox.
A few hours later, at sunset, Wu Jinbo took the initiative to call, and he was very excited: "It's too damn much. They say that the pace of life in Chengdu is relatively leisurely, but I didn't expect such a thing to happen. Brother, I won't say anything anymore. This time I’ll do it for no money!”
The fat man didn't understand the situation: "Why are you so excited about Mao?"
Wu Jinbo told a sad story: "From elementary school to junior high school, I enrolled in several such cram schools and met several such teachers, but in the end I still failed to awaken..."
"You don't know how much pressure I had to study at that time. I even wanted to jump off the building."
"At that time, a big event happened in our hometown. When the results of the high school entrance examination were announced, my classmate was admitted to our local No. 2 Middle School, the best provincial key middle school. On the day he received the admission notice from the No. 2 Middle School, that guy jumped off the building."
"What a sin, because that guy jumped off the building and scared my parents. They never enrolled me in a cram school, otherwise I would have to take cram schools for three years in high school."
"He also left a suicide note: Mom and Dad, this is the notice from No. 2 Middle School you asked for. I did it. Goodbye."
(End of chapter)
