"Haha, it's okay. If he wants to pull him off, we can just ask Dongsheng for compensation. If he wants to use the excuse that Long Bao is an animal, then we will ask them directly, do you not recognize that Long Bao is your empire? ?”
The director next to him smiled.
If so.
Then the other party can only compensate obediently.
Because if the other party says that Long Bao is a wild animal.
And wild animals have no nationality.
So?
Longbao is considered to be the world's treasure.
Under such circumstances, can the other party still compensate?
"It turns out that the satellite looks like this when viewed from a close distance? It looks like a large solar water heater!"
Luo Feng watched for a while.
No interest either.
Suddenly I felt like peeing.
"whee!"
Luo Feng smiled evilly in his heart.
I searched for the camera of this artificial satellite.
"Is it here?"
Luo Feng observed for a while and found the location of the camera.
They are respectively installed in the fairing and in the middle of the rocket's secondary core.
"No, if you pee? Didn't Lu Changfeng and the others say? My urine? It might have the effect of rejuvenating?"
Luo Feng smiled.
Absolutely no sweetness can be given to them.
in other words.
Want to drink dragon urine?
no way.
When Luo Feng thought of this, he flew directly over the camera.
"Shall I go? What does Long Bao want to do?"
"Why are you flying over the satellite's camera?"
"This action? Is it necessary?"
"Do you want something?"
"Does it feel like you're squatting in a pit?"
"What the hell? He wants to poop?"
"Hahaha! Awesome! Awesome! Just go to the satellite to pull daddy?"
"I don't think so? He seems to only poop once in a long time. I remember he just pooped yesterday, so he probably won't poop again!"
"Maybe just for fun?"
"I just want to say, please don't pee! They can't let the Sun Empire get such good things!"
"When the time comes, the Sun Empire will definitely send people up to collect it!"
"Hahaha! If it is a daddy, it will be different. Although this thing is also very magical, the effect is just equivalent to a super strong fat!"
"Yes! Research results show that one percent of the content can shorten the growth cycle of crops by 30%!"
"In other words, the little guy's daddy must be given in quantity to be interesting. If there is less, the value is not high at all! And dragon urine, if they take it back and study it clearly, it will be enough to rejuvenate several people!"
"Little guy, don't pee, hahaha!"
Everyone here.
All analyzed so clearly.
And what about Luo Feng?
Why don't you know how precious your own dragon urine is?
I wanted to pee.
But now it’s changed to pulling daddy.
but.
Because I did pull it yesterday.
I can't get it out today.
"What is he going to do? Hasn't he left yet?"
At this moment, the Empire of the Sun is here. ,
Their satellite is too close to Longbao.
Can't see anything at all.
Just black.
Because Long Bao has already hovered over their satellite camera.
"You're not really destroying our satellite, are you?"
Dr. Chiyo died speechless.
To say that the other party can lose money.
Naturally good.
But this is too embarrassing, right?
Satellite of the Sun Empire? Was it destroyed by Dong Sheng's dragon?
"come on, come on, come on!"
"Uh uh uh!"
Luofeng couldn't pull out the daddy.
At this moment, I have to pull daddy by force.
Like constipation.
Giving birth is normal.
Pull hard.
Plop.
finally.
A daddy as big as a palm.
It fell directly from the bottom.
And it's very precise.
It fell directly on the camera.
"What's going on? What's going on? It's completely dark now?"
Doctor Chiyo looked at the satellite broadcast in confusion.
Just now, I could still feel that Long Bao's body should have blocked the satellite camera.
After all, in this situation, it's like putting your finger in front of the mobile phone camera. Although you can't see anything, at least there is light.
If the daddy is directly covering the camera.
Then it will be completely dark.
"Fuck!"
“!!!!!!”
"!!!!!!"
"What the fuck?"
"666666!"
"What the fuck? That location? Is it a satellite camera?"
"What? Pull it directly on the satellite camera?"
"Awesome! Awesome! So awesome!"
"This move! It's simply more powerful than pulling the satellite off directly!"
"Hahaha! Hahaha!"
"I laughed so hard! I laughed so hard! I announced it! The most outrageous operation of the year! It has to be me, Long Bao!"
"Can you believe it? Long Bao went to shit on the satellite?"
"I'm so awesome, Long Bao! From now on, that place will be your private bathroom!"
"Hahaha! But are you sure you need to go to the toilet? Do you have to go tens of thousands of meters in the air?"
"It's really naughty!"
"（づ￣3￣）づ╭～I love you Long Bao! It’s great!"
"I let out a bad breath!"
"No, I'm worried that someone will talk to us about something? What should I do?"
"What are you afraid of, brother? Long Baofei is tired, has a stomachache, and can't find a place to poop in the sky. What's wrong with going to poop on your satellite?"
"Hahaha! That's right! Who said there is no place to stay in the sky? Do you want the dragon treasure to pull it from the sky? If the daddy falls? Is it bad if it hits the children?"
"Even if you can't hit the children! It's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!"
"Ouch, this is so funny!"
As for the crew.
See things like this.
Everyone burst into laughter.
They almost burst out laughing.
What the hell?
Is there such a magical operation?
Going to poop on a satellite of the Empire of the Sun?
In fact, at the beginning, when everyone saw Long Bao being attracted to the artificial satellite and looking at it for a long time, everyone thought that Luo Feng would pull it off.
But it is actually very dangerous to do so.
So high in the sky.
After falling.
I don't know where it landed.
If it's in a city, at least it's going to be a big bang.
Although the artificial satellite is only about 1.8 meters long.
But the power of falling from such a height can be imagined.
"Longbao is mighty!"
"Sister, I love you! Well done!"
"This operation! I never expected it!"
"Can you go up there specifically to poop in the future?"
Luo Feng's operation.
It wasn't just the crew who laughed out loud.
On the professor team's side, Lu Changfeng and others were not much better.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"It can't be done, it can't be done, Lao Zhou, Lao Gu, I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts!"
Lu Changfeng laughed so hard that he fell on his back.
He was worried at first.
Long Bao will pull this satellite down because it faces Dongsheng's territory.
To smash it down.
This is incredible.
But it can be said that such an operation is more insulting to them than pulling them off.
"What's going on? What's going on? Why can't our satellite see anything?"
Doctor Chiyo is still confused.
But Director Yamamoto walked in. Judging from his face, he was completely livid. He was very angry.
"Look, this is the picture that the Big Tiger Empire took for us!"
Yamamoto smashed a photo.
He gritted his teeth.
He was so angry that he called him fierce.
Almost fainted. ,
"What's on our satellite's camera? A big lump?" Dr. Chiyo looked at the thing on the camera. Is it some kind of mud dumpling?
"This is poop! Do you know?"
"What? Did you poop?" Dr. Chiyo almost fainted, what the fuck? This dragon? Pussing off the camera on their empire's satellite?
"Asshole! Asshole! It's so humiliating! It's so humiliating!"
Dr. Chiyo also became angry.
Now we have to inform the superiors directly about this matter and ask the superiors to negotiate with Dongsheng and give an explanation.
"I know what you are thinking! Our Imperial Ministry of Foreign Affairs has already gone to negotiate!"
And the other side.
The "satellite poop" incident that attracted worldwide attention.
Naturally, fierce negotiations took place.
The current Ambassador of the Sun Empire to Dongsheng, Hideo Chui.
Have arrived at the xx Diplomatic Hall in Dongsheng.
I have to give Dongsheng an explanation.
"I would like to ask Mr. Bai, what kind of explanation should you give to our Sun Empire regarding the unknown creatures on Peach Blossom Island that flew into the sky and pooped on our artificial satellite? Or your empire?"
Tarui Hideo is still confused.
I have been fighting a "war" for a lifetime.
To deal with disputes caused by pooping.
It's really the first time.
"Sorry, I think your empire should go and ask our Dongsheng resident (Long Bao) personally!"
Mr. Bai serves as the general leader of the Foreign Affairs Office.
There was no rush.
Yun Danfeng said softly.
And at this time, the other party still calls Long Bao an unknown creature. Obviously, he just doesn't admit that he is a dragon.
Even though I know he is a dragon.
But they just don't admit it.
"resident?!"
Chui Hideo was dumbfounded and stunned, "What are you talking about? This unknown creature? Is it a resident of Dongsheng?"
"That's right!"
Mr. Bai smiled harmlessly and took out a card from his hand.
Showed it.
"Reporters, media, and Mr. Hideo Tarari, you are all watching!"
"This is a resident ID card!"
"It's Long Bao's ID card!"
"Legal and valid! It has been entered into Dongsheng's large population database!"
Start now.
Reporter below.
media below.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
What the hell is going on?
To an animal? Have you applied for a resident ID card?
Even if he is a dragon?
But apply for an ID card for Yilong? Isn’t it too weird?
This is completely an age-old anecdote.
Can only be seen.
The sample ID card shown by Mr. Bai.
It is almost the same as an ordinary resident ID card.
First, this side of the human face.
It’s a color mug shot of Long Bao, very cute.
Name: Long Bao.
Sex: Male.
Nationality: Han.
Address: No. 1, Feilongshan, Taohuadao Village, XX City, Jiangnan Prefecture.
Mr. Bai turned again.
back.
It's that badge.
Below is the XX Bureau issued by a certain city.
Validity period: xx month xx, 2022 to xx month xx, 4022.
Shock!
Shock!
Unprecedented shock!
Everyone present was stunned.
What the hell? Did you really apply for an ID card for Long Bao?
"Hahahaha! You're laughing me to death! You're really laughing me to death!"
"What the fuck? Can you do it a little more?"
"Long Bao has an ID card? Is his name Long Bao?"
"The key thing I want to ask is, shouldn't the gender be male?"
"Hahaha! Really! This operation! I never expected it!"
"His ID card? Why is it valid for 2000? I'm not convinced. Why is mine only a few years old?"
"Brother, I am a dragon, and it has to live for tens of thousands of years! What if it takes a few years to replace it? Isn't it too troublesome?"
"Hahaha! I, Long Bao, am now a resident? Can I distribute land in the future? And am I married?"
"66666! What if you gave birth to a unicorn with a cow? Can these people register as hukou?"
"Ouch! Don't make me laugh! I just want to see what the empire is doing with this saucy operation?"
After all, this is the case.
It was also broadcast in the live broadcast room.
Everyone is very concerned about it.
In fact, what netizens are most worried about is that Dongsheng has to compensate the other party for this matter.
How to say it after all?
It is necessary to manually clean up the cake on the satellite.
For such a cost, you can buy another satellite.
If it is not pulled off, it is simply more speechless than if it is pulled off.
Therefore, many satellites are broken and will not be repaired at all.
"Mr. Bai, I don't understand. Your country actually gives an animal an ID card? What does this mean? What we are talking about today is the incident where he pooped daddy on our satellite!" Tarui Hideo said without changing his expression. This matter today must be Give me an explanation.
"Why do you need to get an ID card for an animal? I think there is no international convention that prohibits it, right?" Mr. Bai smiled lightly, "He has human IQ, human wisdom, and he can understand human speech. , can use tools, and can communicate well with humans, why can’t we give him human rights?”
"So what Guibang wants to say is..." Chui Xiufu frowned deeply, and he also guessed the other party's operation.
"That's right! What I want to express is that this is entirely his personal behavior. You can just condemn him and ask him to compensate!" Mr. Bai said softly, laughing wildly in his heart.
"."
Hideo Tarari was a little speechless.
Go find an animal to make money?
Dongsheng can really imagine this.
Does he have money?
Of course, the empire, although it granted Luo Feng human rights and applied for an ID card, it did not pursue any legal responsibility.
in other words.
No matter what Luo Feng did, no one in Dongsheng could trouble him.
Because everyone thinks that he has the wisdom of a human being, but he is not a human being.
In other words, what can you do with this kind of dragon?
Because of God? It seems that you are not under the control of the law, right?
It is your business to grant him human rights.
You have no right to pursue responsibility.
"Ouch! You made me laugh so hard! Can you still play like this?"
"Mrs. Chuixiu is stupid! Are you asking them to find a dragon to compensate?"
"Long Bao: Come on! Come to me to compensate! I'll reward you with a tornado! Hassle!"
"Hahaha! Has Dongsheng started to be funny too? What the fuck? Get Long an ID card! I really didn't expect that!"
"Haha! The only thing they can do now is to go to Long Bao to compensate!"
"But does Long Bao have money? Why don't you take him and become a long-term laborer? He carries grenades and throws them down every day! Haha!"
"I, Long Bao, are the poorest, I don't have a penny!"
Anyway, everyone was dumbfounded.
This move.
Just beat the opponent until he has nothing to say.
Is Long Bao himself a resident?
What does it have to do with my empire?
Do you have the ability to ask him for money?
"Damn it! Bastard! You actually pulled off such a child's play? Apply for an ID card for Yilong? Let him take responsibility?" Dr. Chiyo of the Intelligence Bureau simply wanted to kill someone at this moment.
Isn't this what it is?
Your dog bit me?
Then you get an ID card for the dog.
Is he a legal citizen?
Are you going to ask him to pay for medical expenses?
What the hell?
Isn't that nonsense?
But there are no international regulations, so you can’t apply for ID cards for living things other than humans, right?
It seems that in the Great Tiger Empire, some dogs can inherit the inheritance of their owners, and the dogs can also be insured.
But it was Dongsheng’s first time to apply for ID cards for animals.
this operation.
The international convention was also frightened and they quickly revised the treaty.
And about half an hour ago.
Luo Feng must have been on the satellite. After pulling the daddy, he flew down.
Soon.
Longbao's clouds.
Only then was he sent to the ground.
And the landing point was also under the cliff where it took off.
"Ho ho ho ho!"
Luo Feng stood on the edge of the cliff.
Let out a roar of thunder.
Dragon roars echoed across the island.
Let the deer and wild horses on the island be frightened by it.
Luo Feng conquered the sky.
Already completely conquered.
Because if you can reach the troposphere.
Basically the sky has been conquered by myself.
Further outside, it is no longer called the sky, but the conquest of the atmosphere.
Once you conquer the atmosphere, you have to conquer the distance from space to the moon.
To know.
Luofeng conquered tens of thousands of meters of sky by himself, not by machines. The two are different.
Luo Feng was seen landing on Feilong Mountain.
Everyone ran away like crazy.
Welcome the great hero who returns in triumph this time.
"Long Bao is back! So mighty!"
"Long Bao did a great job!"
"Say nothing more. From now on, Long Bao, you will be my eldest brother!"
"I want to go up there and have a baby too? How about Long Bao lend me your cloud? Send me up there to play?"
"Brother, remember to bring an oxygen tank! Hahaha!"
People in the live broadcast room.
Now that I saw Long Bao on the ground again, I felt not only safe, but also relieved.
"You are so naughty, hahaha!"
At the foot of the mountain.
Long Bao flew down from the mountain.
Shangguan Shui'er immediately ran over.
"Long Bao! What do you think? Did you mean to insult them? But how did you know it was a satellite of the Sun Empire?" Huang Ziqing felt that Long Bao did it on purpose, because he seemed to be unable to pull out, so he just pulled hard.
"Damn it! Did Huang Ziqing say that? It's true!"
"Is Long Bao already smart enough? Can he distinguish the flags?"
"The plaster flag on the artificial satellite? Did he recognize it?"
"Calm down, calm down, let me tell you the news. Long Bao's ID card has been processed."
"Holy shit! What? Long Bao's ID card is out? What's going on?"
Of course.
Start here.
Time is unified. (As mentioned before, it was half an hour ago)
now.
Shangguan Shui'er and others headed towards the crew, a group of people holding the heroic Long Bao.
While chatting about the Ministry of Foreign Affairs over there.
That's called laughter.
Not only Luo Feng's actions are cool.
The empire's operations are quite outrageous.
"So many surprises! So many shocks! It's almost breathless!"
Lu Changfeng's side.
Watching the crew take Long Bao back.
I couldn't be more happy.
Flying into an altitude of 90,000 meters?
Is this the operation?
Lu Changfeng thought, even if foreigners insist on denying that he is a dragon? But in my heart, I must be convinced, right?
What creature?
Can you fly 90,000 meters high?
Things that are difficult to achieve with technology.
A creature climbed up on the clouds?
Of course, at the Academy of Sciences, Luo Feng's farce has come to an end.
Everyone started.
Study carefully the soil of Feilong Mountain that was shrouded in colorful auspicious clouds last time.
Of course, this may be said to be the soil created by the holy spring.
What effect does it have?
"Everyone, please express your opinions! Let's summarize all the research results. I think the answer to the efficacy of the holy spring soil will come out soon!"
Lu Changfeng looked at the dozens of professors in the conference room tent.
They all looked quite excited.
It seems that the results of the research should be very good.
A middle-aged professor named Li Weiguo first expressed his opinion: "These soils are very active in terms of activity!"
Said.
He took out a jar of soil and said, "According to our calculations and speculations, the nutrients in this soil are completely beyond our expectations!"
"Just say, compare it with ordinary soil!" Zhou Weiguo majored in materials and didn't understand much.
"About ten times that of normal soil!" Li Weiguo said solemnly, "We have also done experiments. If we plant plants in such soil, it can be said that the cycle will be greatly shortened!"
"If that's the case, should we move this soil directly from Longfei Mountain to the scientific research office? After all, such soil is very valuable!" Gu Pingtao suggested.
"I don't think it's necessary. Just protect the mountain first!" Lu Changfeng did not agree.
Of course, after hearing the first professor's research results, Lu Changfeng was not so excited and said, "Just shortening the growth cycle of crops by a large amount is not so impressive! Are there any other research results?"
"Of course!" A professor named Zhu Biao spoke and took out a video.
"The place in the video? Everyone knows it, right? This is an open space behind our base."
"It's just a layer of soil nourished by the holy spring!"
"In just over a day, these flowers, plants and vegetables have already become lush and mature!"
“And it’s pretty lush!”
Everyone, take a look at this video. ,
He was also immediately surprised.
Can it still grow so fast?
"Don't get excited, everyone! When we climbed Feilong Mountain, the closer we got to the Holy Spring, the more lush the plants would be, allowing the plants to grow quickly. This is not surprising!" Lu Changfeng said, "Professor Lao Zhu, this is your conclusion? No. Is it similar to what Professor Li Weiguo did? It just shortens the growth cycle!"
After all, dragon poop has such an effect.
No one was that surprised.
"But Academician Lu, you have to know that this is a mountain of soil! It's still very impressive! It has to mature within a day. I'm afraid it can only be effective if it is watered with 100% purity of dragon stool, right? If replaced by equal amounts, this The soil of a mountain is now nourished and nourished by dragon poop!" Zhu Biao said.
Lu Changfeng also realized it.
This thing.
It's quite useful.
"Yes, I heard you say that this mountain is a magical mountain that can quickly produce crops?"
"But the soil of a mountain can cover hundreds of acres at most! Corn that matures once every half a year can mature 180 times in one day! The yield has indeed increased a lot! But the soil is too little! The economy created is not bad, but not much!"
Analysis ends here.
Lu Changfeng doesn't have much passion anymore.
"Academician Lu, don't worry, I have other research conclusions!" Zhu Biao smiled lightly.
"Is there anything else? Tell me quickly!" Lu Changfeng's eyes lit up immediately.
"The vegetables and fruits grown from these soils are not only very fast, but also tall and of high quality!" Zhu Biao said, "In other words, if this mountain can be used in the future, I want to use it as a cultivation The base of seeds! By then, all kinds of super good varieties can be sold to the world from here. Haha, just like the broccoli that was always stuck in our necks in the Empire of the Sun! We don’t have to buy theirs all the time. Seed!"
"!!!" Lu Changfeng felt a little interested when he heard this.
As a base for cultivating seeds.
Pretty good.
Plants are inherently good, and good seeds must be kept for breeding.
"But! There is an even more shocking thing! I haven't said it yet! This soil has absolutely incredible value!"
Zhu Biao said this.
Everyone became excited for a moment.
(End of chapter)
