"Baby dragon likes to eat, so I'll ask. If it doesn't work, we can use rice that's not that good. I also know that this kind of rice is the rice that Mr. Huang has eaten all his life!"
"It's fine if you know, but let me ask!"
Luo Sanlao is about to change his usual routine.
You must scold him directly: Are you crazy?
This is Mr. Huang’s royal rice. How much more does it cost?
But this time.
Because the other party is a dragon.
He still went to Mr. Huang's office obediently.
obviously.
Mr. Huang agreed without thinking.
"Listen, from now on, no more rice will be sent here to my villa. All rice will be sent to Peach Blossom Island!"
In Mr. Huang's office, a command also sounded, "Moreover, the new law has been added to prohibit the trading and eating of these two kinds of rice, and they are listed as first-class protected plants. Anyone who still has these two kinds of rice in their hands must turn it in. Give them the market price of rice!”
Let's put it plainly.
I will eat these two kinds of rice in the future.
That's a crime.
Even if Mr. Huang eats it, it won't work.
The little guy has a big appetite, even if there is a total of 8 acres of land to grow Oden Rouge rice.
The best Xiangshui rice is grown on 12 acres of land.
But when the little guy grows up, God knows how much he will eat.
Be more prepared.
"Moreover, search carefully throughout the empire and find other fields as soon as possible that are suitable for growing these two types of rice!"
Of course.
Mr. Huang knows this is difficult.
After all, if it could be grown elsewhere, it wouldn't be that expensive.
But no matter how difficult it is, we still have to find it.
In the future, Luofeng will be several thousand meters long, and it will not be enough.
Creatures like humans.
It is not good.
In my last life, there was no beef to eat. I had rice with dried radish every day.
Luo Feng hates rice very much.
In these few days in this life, I have been eating beef like crazy and skipping meals at all.
But after a few days, living an all-meat life becomes a bit boring. You must have staple food.
No wonder this rice has been on people’s dining tables for thousands of years. It’s not unreasonable.
Luo Feng now.
I ate two large bowls of rice again.
That 100 pounds of rice.
It seems that 50 pounds have been put into the pot.
Comfortable.
It's so comfortable.
This rice is really delicious.
Luo Feng was a little stuffed.
"Thank you, Old Tang! That's great!"
after eating.
Luo Feng crawled towards Tang Yongzhen.
But the sound it makes is yah yah.
"Haha, the little thing must be thanking Teacher Tang!"
"Yes, today's food is delicious! Thank you for your hard work, Teacher Tang!"
"What a good and obedient baby! So sensible!"
"Who could not love such a creature?"
"I found that every time the food was delicious, he would go and thank Teacher Tang!"
"Yes, if you feel unhappy, just roar!"
"The little one doesn't have a prescribed name yet, right?"
"It seems that the crew officials have been voting, and Long Baobao and Long Bao are very vocal! But they are not allowed to be used!"
"Shame your face! These two names must not be used for the time being!"
"As I said before, the empire should be officially announced as soon as possible. I can't stand it any more! Just give my baby dragon a dragon ID card!"
"But it's still little guy and little thing. These two names sound so friendly!"
"Why are you so kind? Your pet is called Little Thing?"
"Haha, a pet? Who can keep a pet that is thousands of miles away? And you see, whether it is a professor, a girl group, or an official, whoever treats him as a pet is directly like an ancestor!"
"Hahaha! That's not true. Uncle Shen was not that humble before, but when he came to the crew and faced this little thing, he kept playing tricks to make him happy!"
"Have a meal, the girl group is responsible for picking at the food, blowing the cold, and handing it to the mouth. The chef, Teacher Tang, has been stirring the spoon in the kitchen! Teacher Wang's words, they are chopping wood and lighting the fire with interest!"
"Also, just because Lu Changfeng and the others are worried to death if they sneeze, just for today, he won't eat, and those professors will cough, cough, and put it unpleasantly, as if their sons are dead!"
"Although these words are poisonous, the reality is indeed true!"
"No way! Who told him he was a dragon?"
As for the crew.
Tang Yongzhen looked at Luo Feng eating and drinking, squatted down and said, "Little one, can you follow Teacher Tang?"
"Huh??" Luo Feng didn't understand for a moment, but it seemed that the professors just said something in Tang Yongzhen's ears.
"What are you doing?" Luo Feng cried out.
"Um, Shui'er, Xiyan, you should bring him over!" Tang Yongzhen didn't say anything.
soon.
Two people.
He held Luo Feng in his arms.
It's definitely not easy to hold someone alone.
It's relatively easy for two people.
Anyway, Luo Feng just lay down on Shangguan Shui'er's body.
And it's also weird.
When two people hugged him.
Luo Feng always chooses Shangguan Shui'er's side as his pillow.
If it is Miss KIKO.
Will choose her again.
No one can figure out why.
"Long Bao, listen carefully, this long toilet is where you will go to the toilet in the future. Only you can come to this place!"
Tang Yongzhen brought Luo Feng to a small house.
It's actually a toilet?
"What do you mean? Teach yourself how to use the toilet?" Luo Feng was speechless.
"Teacher Tang, did you even make a toilet for him?" Shangguan Shui'er was also surprised.
"Actually, it's nothing. Academician Gu Pingtao from the Department of Chemical Engineering said that it is convenient for collecting feces and urine from small things! It would be very wasteful if it was left in the wild." Tang Yongzhen said with a smile, "This toilet cost tens of thousands. Made of U.S. dollars!”
"These tens of thousands of dollars?" Shangguan Shui'er couldn't believe it.
"You don't know the complexity inside! Hahaha!" Tang Yongzhen didn't say much. Anyway, as long as you poop here, it's like pooping into their laboratory utensils, and not a single thing will be wasted.
"But, although Long Bao is smart, he doesn't necessarily know what this is for, right?" Shui'er said.
"Yes! I ignored this!" Tang Yongzhen thought for a moment.
But Zhao Youbao, who was beside him, came over and said: "Experts made this specially for the little guy. It will play music and the sound of running water to stimulate him to urinate. In addition, Shui'er, you guys need to work more, he has to go to bed When he goes to the toilet, he is brought here specifically. After a few times, he will get used to it!"
"Okay then!" Shui'er also nodded in agreement. After all, it is convenient for collection.
And Shui'er thinks this is pretty good.
The crew had raised small animals before, and the problem of excretion was a headache, so they simply locked them up and didn't let them out, so they wouldn't poop randomly.
But the baby dragon?
Can it be locked up?
This is a national treasure among national treasures.
Lock up? Isn’t the whole network going crazy?
And with so many professors watching, is it possible for the crew to be locked up?
There are always academicians at their crew base, holding telescopes and observing the situation from a distance.
The current Luo Feng can be said to be someone who cannot be offended.
Don't you think that Mr. Huang gave all the rice he had eaten all year round to Luo Feng?
It is enough to prove how high the status is.
"What's going on? Teach me how to use the toilet? Are you bringing me here every day? I'm used to it? Am I a husky?"
Watching them chatting was quite exciting.
Luo Feng was slightly unhappy.
Do you poop and fart yourself? Are you taking care of everything?
Are there monitors in the toilets?
So boring.
Luo Feng doesn't care about that much. Labor and capital are the grasslands and labor and capital are horses. Labor and capital can do whatever they want.
I'll show you a murder in the street later.
No.
Shit in the street.
But it was also strange. When he heard the music of running water in the toilet, Luo Feng really had the urge to pee.
"Put me down!"
Luo Feng struggled a few times.
Jumped into the arms of two people.
"What is he going to do?" Shui'er was surprised.
"Did you really hear the music and need to pee?"
Tang Yongzhen is on the side.
Also very excited.
I’ve given you almost everything you can give to the little guy right now, right?
All that's left now is urine.
Upon seeing this, a doctoral student who was responsible for collecting feces and urine had arranged for a cameraman to record Luo Feng's defecation process.
But right now.
Luo Feng, who was at the door of the toilet, glanced towards the toilet.
Then he turned around and went to another place.
"What's going on?"
The little doctoral student was speechless. Didn't he need to pee?
"Where is he going?"
Anyway, Shangguan Shui'er and Tang Yongzhen gave chase.
After catching up.
Just saw it.
Luo Feng actually found a small forest.
On the edge of the grove is the tent area of the Chemical Engineering Department.
"What is he doing here?"
Shui'er and Tang Yongzhen were confused again.
But next.
Can only be seen.
That little thing actually went to the entrance of the main tent of the Chemical Engineering Department.
"????"
"Why is this little guy here?"
"so cute!"
“The crocodile’s majestic walking posture is so beautiful!”
There are many people in the chemical engineering department.
Naturally, I am very happy to see the little guy coming.
After all, although many transparent little ones came to Peach Blossom Island, they had no chance to really meet Luo Feng.
They were all curious about what Luo Feng wanted to do when he suddenly arrived.
But soon.
Hua Hua Hua.
It's the sound of water flowing.
(⊙o⊙)…
(ΩДΩ)
(O_o)??
()
Damn it!
Damn it!
These junior Ph.D. students from the Department of Chemical Engineering are completely stupid.
Are you here to pee at their gate?
It buzzed for about 2 minutes.
It's been a long time.
Then the little thing glanced sideways at these dumbfounded people, then turned around and walked away without acknowledging his relatives.
Where he was standing just now.
It directly became a small hot spring.
right.
The kind that's still steaming.
"Don't be stupid, why are you still standing there? Go collect it!"
When Gu Pingtao heard that the little guy was here, he also came out of his tent.
His words.
The junior Ph.D students under his banner also came back to their senses.
Start collecting immediately.
"Oh my god! This little thing!" Shangguan Shui'er chased after him and was dumbfounded when he saw this scene.
Is this intentional mischief?
Came here to pee in front of the chemical engineering department?
After all, the one who built his toilet and restrained him like a beast was the chemical engineering department!
Is this revenge?
may be!
"Hahaha! Damn! I'm laughing so hard!"
"This is awesome! This is awesome!"
"Just defecate anywhere! I'm done!"
"Sister Shui'er, catch up quickly and spank me!"
"I saw those doctoral students looking very sorry!"
"Hahaha, that's right. If you have to pee directly in a toilet that costs tens of thousands of dollars, you probably won't waste a drop, right?"
Of course.
Lu Changfeng knew that Luo Feng had peed.
He immediately ran over 800 meters from their biology department.
"It seems that Academician Lu Changfeng is here!"
"Hang your face, you are so well-informed. Did you know that the little thing peed so quickly?"
"I guess there won't be another fight this time, right? Look, they seem to be arguing!"
"Ouch, if the camera gets closer, it seems like it's really noisy!"
The camera master seems to understand the audience's taste quite well.
The camera zoomed in as expected.
Now it can only be seen.
At the entrance to the tent area of the Chemical Engineering Department, a small area of land where Luo Feng peeed was directly enclosed for protection.
Now.
Zhou Weiguo also came over. Of the three backbone academicians, only one could play mahjong.
Although Zhou Weiguo studies materials, liquids are also materials.
Of course he would come and fight.
He also said that it might be useful to study liquid bombs or something.
Take a pee.
He directly blew up all three of the best academicians on the island.
"I mean, you two? Are you trying to beat the wealthy? This person obviously peed at the gate of our Chemical Engineering Department!" Gu Pingtao said confidently, "This must be from our Chemical Engineering Department!"
"Ouch, does the urine at the door of your chemical engineering department belong to you? Isn't it the royal soil in the world! This belongs to the empire! We also want the little guy's urine!" Zhou Weiguo is very bad. Anyway, there is a possibility that their material department can get this thing Xiao, after all, the majors are not the same, so he starts to be unreasonable and blind.
"Don't come here! What else in the world is the king's soil? Anyway, I said from the beginning that all feces and urine are under the control of our chemical engineering department!" Gu Pingtao said unconvinced.
"I am the nominal host here, and I will share this!" Lu Changfeng said domineeringly.
But the two people didn't care about him, and even said in unison: "You also know that it's just in name?"
Could it be that the little guy is a living thing.
They will not be allowed to host it at all from the biology department.
If it's some kind of ore, their materials department is in charge.
"Three equal shares!" Zhou Weiguo from the Department of Materials put forward the opinion that as long as he got it, it wouldn't be a loss.
"What's the point of sharing? We have more than 20 professors and Ph.D.s in the Department of Chemical Engineering waiting. There's not enough research at all! You Department of Materials should stop messing around!" Gu Pingtao said unhappily.
"."
Ouch.
It's really invincible.
The quarrel started again.
Shui'er and Tang Yongzhen rolled their eyelids and were speechless again.
This is tens of millions of viewers.
Watch them argue.
"Haha! You're laughing so hard. Are you arguing about urination? How many people are openly quarreling here?"
"Stop arguing, come to my house and I'll bring you something fresh, haha!"
"Brother, no one cares about you! Unless you mutate into a Saiyan! You will probably be treated better than the little guy!"
"Why is this? How is it appropriate? Isn't it just peeing? Just share it with everyone!"
"Haha, upstairs, didn't you watch the live broadcast of the battle between Lu and Zhou yesterday? It was much more exciting than this!"
"All I can say is awesome!"
"But let's take a guess. Other things are so awesome. Is this urine also awesome?"
“Who knows, you’ll find out after research!”
The live broadcast room was really interesting to watch.
Because of this picture, there is a smell that hits your face.
The three professors took warning signs, circled the urine pool, and placed it here pointing at the urine and quarreling.
It's a complete curiosity.
Shui'er and Tang Yongzhen just chose to leave. They were so speechless.
But it didn't take long.
Someone shouted, "Everyone, come quickly, the little guy pooped!"
now.
The three academicians were noisy and jubilant.
I heard the sound immediately.
His expression also changed.
The next moment, all three people became excited.
"Xiao Li, watch this urine pool for me, no one can touch it!"
"Xiao Lin, keep an eye on me!"
The three people greeted their "big disciple"!
Quickly pick up the collector.
He ran straight towards the direction where the little guy pooped.
The speed is not bad.
Those disciples were frightened when they saw it.
They are all over sixty years old, and they are the treasured academicians of the empire, running like this? If it really fell, it would be a big loss.
But they started running.
What can be done?
"Is your name Zhang Desheng? Was it you who shouted just now? The little guy is about to poop?" Lu Changfeng looked at it and saw that it belonged to his own company.
"Yes, the little guy was wandering around, and Miss Shangguan and Mr. Tang were chasing him!" Zhang Desheng said, "But the little guy went into the woods for a while and then came out again! Later, when I went into the woods, I discovered that it was the little guy who pooped. !”
"This little ancestor! Going to the wild again?" Gu Pingtao was speechless. He was so resplendent with music, and there was no mosquito or cockroach in the toilet. Why didn't he go to the toilet? Why in the wild?
He had no idea how precious his poop was.
Pulling it in the wild is very wasteful.
Why are you fertilizing those "mean" wildflowers?
"Zhang Desheng, right? You don't have much future in the biology department, why not come to our material department?" Zhou Weiguo was "old and cunning" and started to build relationships as soon as he came up.
"Damn it, the doctoral student who discovered the feces is from my biology department, so the feces should also be ours!" Lu Changfeng retorted.
"Zhang Desheng, your name is very familiar to me, and your mentor is also my apprentice." Although Gu Pingtao looked very honest, he also started to build relationships at this moment.
"Ouch! Why are you here again?"
Tang Yongzhen and Shangguan Shui'er in the distance.
See this scene.
I chose to leave again.
Can they persuade me?
After some persuasion, the other party retorted, saying that this is scientific research, this is great scientific research, and we must fight for it.
I can’t persuade you anyway.
Just choose to ignore it.
They figure it out themselves.
Of course, all of this is Luo Feng's fault. Why do you urinate everywhere?
(End of chapter)
