"Look at you! I can't even suck it well. Try harder and be serious!"
"Yes, that's it, good sucking!"
"Not bad!"
Tang Yongzhen heard this again.
My face is turning green.
What are you smoking?
What kind of talk is this about tigers and wolves?
What are they doing?
or?
Did Shangguan Shui'er and others call the little ones to suck them?
Toes?
I go.
This really doesn't work.
Although they all have jade legs.
They are all so perfect that there are countless evil otakus who want to suck them.
It's really unhygienic.
Just when Tang Yongzhen was about to step forward to have a look.
It turned out to be completely different from what I thought.
At this moment, all that can be seen is Shangguan Shui'er standing under the sun, pretending to be doing Tai Chi, and then taking a breath towards the sun.
The palms of both hands were facing down, and they were slowly lowered, as if they had really inhaled something.
He looks like a master of vomiting and cultivation in this book.
"Oh my god, Shui'er, Xiyan, Ziqing, what are you doing?"
Tang Yongzhen walked up, very curious.
"Teach the little guy to absorb the essence of the sun and absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. What else can I do?"
Tang Yongzhen heard this.
I almost fainted.
But it seems.
Is this little guy a dragon?
There may also be such abilities.
"Hahaha! Shui'er, Shui'er, can you absorb the essence of heaven and earth yourself? Are you going to teach this little guy?" Tang Yongzhen rolled his eyes at Shangguan Shui'er, "It's very possible that our baby dragon will absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth by yourself, and then you will The way of cultivation there is misleading, what if people don’t know how to do it anymore?”
To know.
What kind of cultivation is there?
all fake.
What is the way of heaven? What is more than is damaged is to make up for what is lacking.
It's all bullshit.
Follow the instructions here.
He is probably going to become Ouyang Feng and become obsessed, right?
"Yes, Teacher Tang is right!" Li Xiyan nodded, "Sister Shui'er, don't teach me blindly. I am a dragon. It is my instinct to absorb the power of nature. There is no need to teach me at all."
"Tch!" Although Shangguan Shui'er decided not to teach Luo Feng blindly, she still refused to admit defeat and hugged Luo Feng. "Little guy, you just absorbed a lot of sun essence according to what I said. Now fly One, show them!”
(#￣～￣#) Depressed.
Luo Feng is so sweaty.
This woman.
Really invincible.
Where can I fly?
Too lazy to say anything.
Want to fly?
He had already flown.
Because now Luo Feng wants to prove to the world that he is a dragon more than anyone else.
Because Luo Feng heard Shangguan Shui'er and the others talk about it, and now there are some Dogecoins on the Internet who have been laughing at this matter.
After this news was released in the West, the general barrage was as follows:
"I'm laughing so hard. There will be dragons over there in Dongsheng?"
"What is a dragon? Never heard of it?"
"Dongsheng's totem treats a non-existent animal as a treasure and can only live in legend!"
"That's right, if you want to win in the east, there will be dragons, so what about our troops in the west? Do we also have them?"
"Hahaha! I really want to see the three-headed hell dog! It must be very exciting!"
"The dragon of Dongsheng Empire is just a legend. I wonder if ordinary people like them are out of their minds? What do you think? There will be dragons?"
The last time I heard Shangguan Shui'er discuss these remarks.
Luo Feng was very angry.
Therefore, if he wanted to be able to fly, Luo Feng would fly by himself.
"Haha! It seems that what Sister Shui'er taught him about breathing is completely useless." Li Xiyan smiled, then put Luo Feng on the table and said, "Teacher Tang, it belongs to the little guy." Is the meal ready?"
"Yes!" Tang Yongzhen nodded.
"Is there something to eat?" When Luo Feng heard that the food was ready, he suddenly raised his head. With that look, he definitely had the expression of a foodie.
"Hahaha!"
"It made me laugh so hard. Our baby dragon looks like a foodie. It immediately reminded me of my dog!"
"(*/ω＼*) Cover your face, right? When my dog hears the sound of the pot being knocked, whether he is sleeping or chasing cockroaches, he immediately reacts quickly!"
"So cute! So cute! I'm going crazy! I really want to raise one! I really envy Shui'er and the others!"
"Hahaha! The key is, you have to be able to afford it!"
"Isn't that right? The "maids" the little guy has to serve must be at the level of big stars. Are you going to invite them? Hahaha!"
"If you can't afford it, if you can't afford it, stop talking. Let's go to the live broadcast headquarters, right?"
Professor Lu Changfeng and several others on the other side.
Naturally, they reported their "protected area" plan to the higher authorities.
"Professor Sun, what does it say above? Do you agree with our opinion?"
"Dean Lu, don't worry. You haven't given a reply yet, I just reported the matter!" Professor Sun murmured.
Of course.
It’s not that the higher-ups can’t just agree.
The main reason is that this involves the livelihood of 500 households and 2,000 people.
If it were an uninhabited island.
I guess I just marked it out without even thinking about it, right?
After all, this is a dragon.
Can you take it lightly?
Even if we give him an island ten times bigger?
An island 100 times bigger?
Not much, right?
"Well, let me make some phone calls through my own connections!"
Of course.
Lu Changfeng also knew it.
In some departments, the efficiency of work is really slow.
This matter was reported and approved in more than ten days, which is really fast.
Sometimes, a project may take half a year to produce results.
The other two professors include Lu Changfeng’s son-in-law, Professor Xiao Li.
I also understand Lu Changfeng's look very well.
They all took out their own phones and started to contact people from all walks of life.
Said hello.
It will definitely be approved faster.
"Secretary Gu! Well, I'm Lu Changfeng!"
"Is he Director Fan from xx unit in Beijing? Yes, I am Professor Qian!"
"Is it from the Imperial City General Office? Well, I'm Professor Qian!"
Several people called.
The other person’s name.
Zhao Youbao, who was also on one side, was simply dumbfounded.
Adam's apple area.
A capable person could see with the naked eye that Zhao Youbao kept swallowing saliva.
It's really scary.
The positions of the people on these calls sound like ones that ordinary people would never come into contact with in their lifetime, right?
Don’t talk about ordinary people.
Even he doesn't deserve to know these people's phone numbers.
Not to mention asking them to do things.
These old men are indeed from the Imperial Institute of Biology, and their connections are really good.
the last one.
Imperial City General Office.
What is that place?
Needless to say, right?
That's where they are working in the Forbidden City.
"These old gentlemen are really sincere. Are you so impatient?" Zhao Youbao couldn't help but say something.
"Ha, that's not true. To be honest, things in some places in Dongsheng are really too slow!" Professor Xiao Li looked at Zhao Youbao, "But don't worry, they are all highly respected seniors. This matter If so, there should be results soon.”
Zhao Youbao didn't say anything, just looked at the deputy person in charge beside him.
Very speechless.
Such a big thing?
Relocating an island?
With a few professors, it can be realized quickly?
Believe it or not, it would take three to five years just to go through the formalities without knowing the people.
Of course, it is worth mentioning that many netizens always say what they say when they see what contributions scientists have made online. You look at celebrities, how much they earn, and then look at scientists and so on.
Get out of here.
How about your celebrity being rich? Compared with the status of scientists and academicians, it is nothing.
Say something heart-wrenching.
They are rich and have status.
You are simply rich.
But this is not to speak to celebrities. Some celebrities really have no ability but earn too much, and those scientists have contributed to the empire, and the empire has given them considerable treatment.
Why should you, a common man, worry about these things?
Will the empire still mistreat its meritorious ministers?
Therefore, from the fact that people with relatively high status in the entertainment industry like Zhao Youbao are so stunned by the connections of these professors, we can see the gap in status between celebrities and scientists.
"Are they eating?" Lu Changfeng finished the call, looked at the picture on the camera, and then asked, "Our little ancestors have always only eaten cooked meat? We have never eaten raw meat, right?"
Faced with such a question, Zhao Youbao shook his head, "Well, I just heard that I won't eat it. For more details, I have to ask Teacher Tang and Shangguan Shui'er and the other three girls!"
"Dean Lu, I'm looking at this too far away. Let's take a closer look with the equipment!" Professor Xiao Li suddenly mentioned, "Anyway, there are a few of us, and the little guy has seen us! He shouldn't be afraid of us. !”
"Nonsense! He's scared! We can't do this! Especially carrying equipment over there!" Lu Changfeng looked at Xiao Li and said with a glare.
"What? Fear?" Zhao Youbao didn't understand when he heard this, and said, "Probably not. This little guy has never been afraid when he faced many people last time, and you guys haven't seen him either. It’s passed!”
"The point is to hold the equipment? Dean Lu, keep talking!" Professor Zhao seemed to have heard something that Lu Changfeng was going to say.
"The fear I'm talking about doesn't mean fear of people, but fear of something, or something!" Lu Changfeng said.
"What do you mean? Is he afraid of these devices?" Zhao Youbao was a little confused. Why was he afraid of those devices?
"According to my observations in the morning, as soon as a camera or certain precision instruments are approached, the little guy will feel uneasy! This should be due to fear of these instruments!" Lu Chengfeng said.
"Why is this happening?" Professor Xiao Li, after all, is not a professional, so he doesn't understand very well at the moment.
"Let me tell you about an experiment conducted by a foreign expert!"
Lu Changfeng looked at Luo Feng who was eating in the camera broadcast, and then said: "A foreign scientist conducted an experiment on the fear of infants. To put it simply, first of all, the scientist took a very cute white mouse. toys for babies.
When babies see something like this, they like it very much and want to catch it! But when this baby catches the white mouse toy, it will immediately make a loud noise on the side! The second time, when the baby was given the stuffed white rat, he still wanted to play with it, and then made a huge noise.
Do this many times in a row.
The baby no longer dares to take this white-haired mouse plush toy.
Or, he is interested in white things and furry things,
Everyone will feel fear! "
After Lu Changfeng finished speaking, Professor Zhao asked: "What do you mean? Has this little thing been scared by similar equipment before? So he seems to be afraid of the equipment?"
"It should be so, but I don't know why he would be afraid since he was just born and has never been exposed to these instruments!" Lu Changfeng also said in confusion, "I also guessed that since he has a high IQ, he would see these instruments and think they are Things are harming him, so he will feel uneasy, but the key point is that even if he is a dragon, even if he has a high IQ, he has just been born, so how do he know that the instruments in modern society are used to study him?"
"Yeah, that's too hard to understand!"
Of course.
These professors are very professional.
But they had no idea that Luo Feng's body contained the soul of a modern man.
When he saw the reason for the uneasiness of those instruments, he was always worried that he would be sectioned, and then his blood would be drawn for research or something.
What these professors mean is that Luo Feng has never been harmed by these instruments since he was born, and he should not have "object fear" towards these instruments!
"So, if we want to observe him at close range with instruments, it won't work!" Lu Changfeng said.
"Yes! If it makes him feel uneasy all the time, he may not escape from here!" Professor Qian said.
"Professor Zhao, Professor Qian, let me see this. Let's use the method of exploring gorilla groups in the wild and get some bionic cameras!" Lu Changfeng said.
"Bio-simulated camera?" Professor Zhao knew these things, namely the simulated stones and tree stumps placed where gorillas lived.
Easy to record the life of gorillas.
"Okay, I will immediately have someone prepare a simulated bird drone camera in the sky! Tree stumps! Stones and other simulated cameras. Our workmanship is very realistic and looks no different from the real thing!"
When Zhao Youbao heard their conversation, he began to feel shocked again.
What is professionalism?
This is professionalism.
soon.
Four people, including Lu Changfeng, Professor Qian, Professor Zhao, and Professor Xiao Li, were contacted by Luo Feng, and they went to the kitchen where Luo Feng ate.
Of course.
He didn't have any equipment with him.
Because he was afraid of making Luo Feng feel uneasy.
"Four professors are here!"
"They are a little different today!"
"What's different? Have you become more handsome? Hahaha!"
"I just didn't bring anything! I came empty-handed!"
"What do you mean? Do you want to come to see the little guy and bring some gifts as if you were running through the door? Can't you come empty-handed? Haha!"
"No, buddy, these professors not only have to carry a camera, they also have to carry a big bag, a collector, and many other things, but they didn't bring anything!"
"Hahaha! I guess I just came here to visit!"
"These professors seem much kinder, and they look kinder than Professor Gao Quanyi and Professor Zhang at the beginning!"
"Such a professor exudes kindness and warmth from the inside out! He looks like a kind old grandfather!"
"That's not the Small Animal Protection Association. It's just a group of people who protect animals and then make their own profits!"
"Looking at their expressions and looking around, they must be observing the little thing's living environment! He looks so professional!"
"And he also looked at the little thing's food, so careful observation!"
The barrage in the crew's live broadcast room.
Most of them have a good impression of these four professors.
As for Gao Quanyi and others, they sneered.
Of course, in fact, they didn't know that the reason why they felt this way was because these four professors didn't take away small things.
But Gao Quanyi and others wanted to plunder it by force.
The appearance of being very kind is just a psychological effect from these places.
But the four professors do research for the sake of research.
"Professors, have you come to the kitchen?" Shangguan Shui'er also noticed and said hello.
"Ha, just come and take a look, you can just do your thing!" Lu Changfeng said hello and observed Luo Feng who was eating, "It seems that this little ancestor's appetite is getting bigger and bigger. You guys today The food doesn’t seem to be enough!”
"But when it comes to meat, it should be based on offal!" Professor Xiao Li is a simple nutritionist. He continued, "After all, for animals, those offal, because they are rich in protein and blood, can be eaten very quickly. Supplement water and protein, and the digestion and absorption efficiency is high. What you are feeding are non-visceral meat of animals, which is not very good."
"this"
Tang Yongzhen saw this.
It’s hard to say anything.
The other person is not a professor.
I really want to complain.
If this little guy wanted to eat offal, they would have done it already.
"What are you talking about?" Lu Changfeng was speechless. "You have to know that the main reason why animals eat offal is to facilitate digestion, and if it is cooked food, there is actually no need to eat offal! You, you, don’t always treat this little ancestor as an animal, treat it as a human being! But not completely human, just half human and half animal!”
After all, it's a dragon.
And completely different from humans.
The characteristics and habits of the animals are preserved.
But there is a human intelligence.
"." Professor Xiao Li didn't dare to speak after being told by Lu Changfeng. It was indeed him Meng Lang.
At this moment, Luo Feng, while eating, heard their discussion, and silently praised Lu Changfeng, "What a good professor! The offal that Ben Long likes to eat is fried pork liver, and I really don't like the rest." eat!"
Anyway, if these people feed him offal every day, he will probably run away.
"Oh! This little thing! This pussy! Look at his look just now!"
"Brother upstairs, why are you excited? What's going on? What's in your eyes?"
"The look in his eyes showed that Professor Xiao Li was being taught a lesson by Dean Lu, and then he was gloating about his misfortune!"
"Fuck! Really? Give me that look, I want an emoticon!"
"It is truly the most expressive animal in the world. Does it have another expression?"
"What is that expression? I'm curious to see it!"
"Hahaha! Let's just describe it like this. Have you seen Liang Jian? The one about Wang Yousheng being robbed of supplies, and the arrogant look in his eyes when he was wearing new leather shoes!"
"Hahaha! There is that picture! There is that picture!"
And Luo Feng at this moment.
No matter what the barrage is.
A big pot of stir-fried pork is really delicious.
He lowered his head and kept eating.
Like a big fat pig.
He buried his face directly in the big basin.
Just keep putting food in your mouth.
"By the way, Mr. Tang, does he eat that much all the time?" Lu Changfeng smiled. When he was born, he was probably not very big and couldn't eat much, right?
"I definitely didn't eat much when I was born!" Huang Ziqing was the first person to come into contact with Luo Feng and had a lot of say. "Let's just eat a few taels at first! Then it got bigger and bigger, especially when I came back from the sea. It seems to be growing faster!"
"Come back from the sea? You'll eat even more, right?" Lu Changfeng scratched his head at this moment. There were some weird features and habits of this little guy that even top biologists couldn't understand.
Maybe this is a dragon.
Any professor can figure it out.
What kind of dragon is that?
Because there is no information about dragons in their expert knowledge.
Naturally, it’s difficult.
"It seems that his appetite has increased irregularly!" Professor Zhao looked at the increase in appetite data in the past few days, analyzed it, and said: "But even if there is no pattern, we have to look for the pattern. Find a pattern. Look for it, there will always be one!”
"Yes." Lu Changfeng nodded, suddenly thought of something, and asked: "Miss Huang Ziqing, are you the first person to come into contact with this little thing?"
"Well, yes, Dean Lu!" Huang Ziqing nodded.
"So, were his eggshells preserved at that time?" Lu Changfeng asked.
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