Like sports cars?
What is the problem.
Sitting in the dilapidated van, director Lu Ming subconsciously said, "I like it."
There is no man who doesn’t love luxury cars. A man’s romance lies in luxury cars!
But do you mean you think his car is bad?
It's here, it's here, the exciting shots you want are here, but the wealthy daughter can't get used to riding in a shabby van. This is the contrast, this is the breaking point, this is the ratings! ! !
However, Feng Xixi was still polite and dignified, and her tone was gentle and gentle, "Take a look, there are quite a few."
The director followed Feng Xixi's line of sight and looked out the window, and the cameraman in the photographer's hand followed suit and filmed out the window.
In the live broadcast footage, not only the manager Sister Li got into the luxury car, but the entire manager team, including the assistants, were each equipped with a sports car and a driver, following behind the shabby van of the poor program team. There are a total of thirty-nine roadsters.
【Holy shit! 】
[Can Feng Xixi’s assistant also serve? 】
[QAQ What’s wrong with having one more rich person in the world! 】
The fleet of sports cars of different colors and models is more awesome than a car show, it’s so cool!
The barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded.
It’s so cool to show off your wealth to this extent.
I want to be Feng Xixi’s assistant...
It’s too late to scold, is it still too late to hug my thigh?
There are only twenty people in Feng Xixi's brokerage team, and the remaining 19 sports cars are empty.
We counted the fans in the live broadcast room and found that there were eighteen people from the program team, including Feng Xixi's nineteen. Could it be...
The camera in the live broadcast room cut back to the inside of the white van, and this time the protagonist Feng Xixi was on his body, but Director Lu's eyes did not switch back.
"I've also prepared a sports car for each of you." Looking at director Lu Ming whose eyes were almost glued to the sports car, Feng Xixi nodded and said that you guessed it right.
"But director, you said that the show is people-friendly..." Feng Xixi made a phone call in front of him, "Let all the empty cars go back."
"Ouch! Lamborghini..."
"Ahhh! Maserati..."
"Woo woo woo, Rolls-Royce, Maybach, Ferrari, Porsche..."
One after another, sports cars passed by the dilapidated white vans and sped away, accompanied by Director Lu's louder wails, which were so sad that they could make anyone cry.
The camera shifted from Feng Xixi to her and Director Lu. There was a sharp contrast between the calm Feng Xixi and the howling Director Lu.
"Don't cry." Feng Xixi comforted her like a considerate little angel, "They are all external things."
Ouch~~~
Director Lu cried louder.
[Fuck, shrimp and pig heart. 】
[Feng Xixi, you are so ruthless. 】
[It hurts, it hurts, I feel Director Lu’s heartache. 】
[You rich people have no heart! ! ! 】
The effect of the variety show is perfect. The program "Pastoral Life" was directly posted on the Weibo hot search by Director Lu crying. This is the first time that the program "Pastoral Life" has been on the hot search.
Passers-by who clicked in felt heartbroken in sympathy with Director Lu.
Then the major UP owners began to organize their activities, and there were endless videos of ghosts and beasts. The most popular short video was a clip of Director Lu wailing the name of a sports car, and then each picture of the sports car was accompanied by a picture of Director Lu sobbing. picture.
The picture is magical and the rendering power is extremely strong.
Director Lu Ming forwarded, "This is the closest I've ever been to a sports car. @风IXIX]
Director Lu cried and retweeted the video, and it was trending at the top of the trending search list. Woo hoo hoo... He is a director, how can he be so virtuous, and he cried on the trending search list.
This is so outrageous! ! !
Under his Weibo, there were immediate replies from the program crew. Everyone brought their favorite sports car and paired it with Director Lu's sobbing animated picture.
Didn't say a word, but said everything.
Yes, that's right.
He was not the only one who was heartbroken, the entire show team was heartbroken.
Almost, almost they got into a luxury car.
It hurts so much that I can't breathe.
The scene in the live broadcast room continued. When Director Lu arrived at his destination, the expression on his face was gone.
"He hasn't come back yet, so you can take a look for yourself first."
After simply arranging Feng Xixi, Director Lu started to get busy.
There are fixed camera positions here, and there will be shots wherever Feng Xixi appears.
Live variety shows are all about truth!
The staff were all outside, and Feng Xixi was the only one in the dilapidated farmyard.
There are a lot of mosquitoes here, but Feng Xixi has the foresight to wear an ankle-length skirt and a coat.
The plain clothes and white skirt look out of place in this rustic environment.
Occasionally, a few chickens and ducks ran by and quacked, and there was still excrement left by them on the ground.
[Tsk, tsk, tsk, the princess has fallen into the mortal world. 】
[I guess she can't stand it. 】
[My mysophobic brother was nauseous and vomited on the first day. Please forgive me and be patient with Feng Xixi...]
The barrage in the live broadcast room was very happy. Feng Xixi showed off her wealth and hit everyone hard before. Now it is time for her to taste the blow of poverty.
However, Feng Xixi jumped through the dirty things on the clean ground like a lattice jump, and successfully entered the inner courtyard. The hem of the skirt is flying, making it relaxed and comfortable.
She even held a cattail leaf fan that came along the way and fanned it swayingly to drive away the mosquitoes surrounding her.
After passing through the outer courtyard, it felt much better. At least there were no chickens, ducks or geese running around.
The sky was getting dark, and Feng Xixi sat down on the rocking chair in the corner of the yard to rest, feeling leisurely and not at all embarrassed.
**
the other side,
"There is a new person in the village, come to the courtyard, come to the courtyard!!!"
Director Lu took the iconic loudspeaker of "Pastoral Life" and shouted a few words. Unfortunately, the program team was very poor and did not have access to the Internet, so all communication relied on this loudspeaker.
After shouting, Director Lu stood behind the van like a watchman, waiting for the arrival of those luxury cars.
There is a chance, he still has a chance.
When the first sports car arrived, Director Lu couldn't help but stepped forward, only to be greeted by his manager Li Jie.
I can't ignore it, so I can only talk.
Then while chatting, the luxury car drove away.
He walked to the second car, and the assistant who came down also greeted him, "Hello, director, thank you for taking care of us Feng Xixi."
The next person who got on and off the car said the same thing, just like copying and pasting. After each greeting, the sports car drove away, and the tense repeated itself in front of him.
again and again.
Finally, Director Lu’s mentality completely collapsed!
Not to mention riding in these luxury cars that are so close at hand, I haven’t even touched them...
There is no more.
Director Lu, who had been looking forward to it for a long time, cried out loudly, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuu", his sports car.
Tears ran! ~
The popularity of today's program was all achieved by Director Lu Ming alone.
[He is so miserable, I really want to laugh. Obviously Feng Xixi didn't do anything, but I felt like she did everything. 】
[Are the positions of director and Feng Xixi reversed? 】
[He doesn’t seem to realize that he is being manipulated by Feng Xixi! 】
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy. They were not fooled, but they were all very happy.
The director, who was immersed in sadness, didn't notice it, but the audience in the live broadcast room saw it. After the director turned around, Feng Xixi held his chin up and watched the fun in a serious manner. After the director looked over, he closed his eyes and rested.
If you fail to trick someone, you will be tricked!
Director Lu, your nemesis is here.
【I’m so excited! 】
[I like smart and witty beauties. In comparison, the ones on the show are like stupid sons of landlords. They fall for the same tricks every day. 】
[Hey, hey, hey, don’t step on my brother upstairs. Do you know how hard my brother works? 】
[That’s it, how much does a barrage cost? Come and make money with me. 】
Live variety shows are a joy to watch.
But there are all kinds of things in the world, and there are always people who cannot be happy.
"What's going on? You're crying so sadly. Do you want to tell me to make me happy?"
"Who, who, who is crying!"
"Quickly give up, give up quickly, give me the best viewing spot, I want the C position to watch the deer guide cry!!!"
Director Lu cried so loudly that the male farming stars who had rushed back from the fields ran back wearing sleeveless T-shirts with their trouser legs rolled up. Some even ran back barefoot with their shoes in hand to watch the fun.
Passionate, youthful, the screen is full of hormones.
They are all big boys in their twenties, with smooth muscle lines showing off their youthful and energetic bodies.
The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly became lively.
[Shasha, men are all men! 】
[We all know each other so well, why are you still unwilling to be honest with us! 】
[You guys are too heartless, but I want to say, well done! ...]
The old fans of the love-hate show know the love-hate relationship between Director Lu and the guests, and they are all gloating about it. Director Lu is famous for his love of teasing people and causing trouble in the show. These big boys had to fight with him many times but they still lost more than they won, and they were very angry with them.
I found that I could watch the excitement, and my pace changed from a walk to a gallop.
"Introducing the flying guest, Feng Xixi." Director Lu's injured little heart was hit hard by these big boys again, and the corner of his mouth twitched as he introduced the 'Sleeping Beauty' on the recliner.
