Chapter 1291: Get first place for me

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I thought Secretary Li wanted to shake my hand, but when she extended her hand, I unexpectedly rushed towards her.

This makes me a little confused.

At the same time, I felt extremely embarrassed.

So many brothers around me are looking at me.

Yuan Kong, who was standing next to me, immediately put his hands together and said Amitabha.

This made my face turn red to the root of my neck.

What's even more frightening is that I instantly felt a cold breath swam in the sea of ​​​​consciousness, and a strong smell of vinegar came out, making me tremble all over.

Oops, my wife is going to get angry.

After feeling this breath, I quickly pushed Secretary Li away, smiled awkwardly, and said, "If you have the chance, you and Boss Xu are welcome to visit Yanbei at any time."

However, Secretary Li still held my hand reluctantly, with red eyes.

I was really afraid that my wife would be angry, so I quickly shook off Secretary Li’s hand: “It’s getting late, we have to board the plane as soon as possible, and we’ll see you again by chance.”

With that said, I turned around and led everyone towards the airport hall as if I was running away.

The moment I turned around, Secretary Li's voice came from behind me again: "Master Wu, I will miss you."

After hearing her say these words, I shivered all over.

This Secretary Li is planning to trap me to death.

It’s true that whatever I’m afraid of will come. Not long after, the jealous voice of the eight-tailed fox appeared in my mind: “Oh, Master Wu, I will miss you...”

"Oh, Master Wu, I will miss you, my little husband, you are so charming."

"Daughter-in-law, don't make trouble, I am innocent." I responded aggrievedly.

However, how could the Eight-tailed Fox care about this? From the time I entered the airport lobby until I returned to Yanbei, the Eight-tailed Fox's voice kept popping up in my mind: "Oh, Master Wu, I will miss you..." snort!"

Women are really not easy to mess with. When jealousy comes up, it can be fatal. Even though I said all my good words, I still can't calm down the eight-tailed fox's jealousy.

It seems that I really have to stay away from women in the future. I can't resist the Eight-tailed Fox's jealousy alone.

Forget about the eight-tailed fox, the sloppy Taoist priest came over and said, "Master Wu, I will miss you. Will you miss me? Come and talk to me?"

"Get out of here!" I wanted to slap this bitch to death.

Fortunately, after arriving in Yanbei, the eight-tailed fox finally stopped, but her words still echoed in my mind, and I was almost stunned.

After returning to the courtyard house in Yanbei, the first thing the sloppy Taoist did was to pat Master Ba's rainbow fart.

Ordinary farts don't work, this time the sloppy Taoist priest has to try his best and make the photos spectacular. Only then can Master Ba unreservedly help the sloppy Taoist priest get through this difficulty and strive to overthrow those fellow disciples, so that he doesn't have to continue. He stayed in Maoshan Sect to practice.

"Eighth Master, are you here? I haven't seen you for a while and I miss you so much. Please come out quickly and let me see your valiant and heroic appearance and your peerless face!"

Along with the sloppy Taoist priest's most flattering flattery, a black shadow flew directly from the next yard and landed on the big tree in my yard.

The eighth master didn't even look at the sloppy Taoist priest, but looked towards me: "Xiao Jie, is my Xiaoxiao okay?"

"That's great. Don't worry, Mr. Ba, I will definitely take good care of her." I said with a smile.

"Oh, I have to wait until dark before I can see Xiaoxiao. It seems that I will continue to help Xiaoxiao practice and strive for one day so that she can accompany me to play during the day." Ba Ye said with great regret.

At this time, I suddenly heard that Xiaoxiao killed a shikigami. Those were all methods taught to Xiaoxiao by Master Ba, and they were very domineering.

Then he said: "Ba Ye, the methods you taught Xiaoxiao are really powerful. This time we went out and met some Jiuju's first-rate evil cultivators. Xiaoxiao directly defeated a shikigami using you. means of teaching.”

"Jiu Ju first class? Why did these Japanese little devils appear on the land of China again? They have rebelled against heaven. Did you help Ba Ye take care of them?" Ba Ye said angrily.

"Master Ba, don't worry, I'll kill them all without leaving a single one behind." I said with a smile.

"Well done, Master Ba didn't cultivate you in vain, you are quite promising." Master Ba said shaking his head.

I was chatting lively with Mr. Ba, but the slovenly Taoist priest beside me looked depressed: "Master Ba, look at me. I haven't seen you for a long time. Why are you ignoring me?"

"You stinky boy, you don't go to the Three Treasures Palace for anything, you show courtesy when you have nothing to do, and you either commit adultery or steal. I don't know what your little thoughts are. Tell me, what are you doing with Master Ba?" Master Ba took a look this time. Sloppy Taoist priest.

"Eighth Master, you are really good at predicting things and your uncanny craftsmanship. There were no miracles in my life until I met you, this old man, it was amazing!" The sloppy Taoist priest continued to flatter him, and Eighth Master was still very useful. He shook his head and laughed. .

This flattery made Ba Ye happy. Soon, the sloppy Taoist priest explained his purpose of coming. He told Ba Ye about returning to Maoshan Sect to take the assessment in seven days. He just wanted Ba Ye to help him and take a look. How to get through this difficult time.

After hearing this, Master Ba paced back and forth on the big tree, then looked at the sloppy Taoist priest and said: "You, the youngest generation of disciples of Maoshan Sect, have gone down the mountain to experience for three years. After returning, they will be assessed. The main purpose is to see you guys." People have gone down the mountain to practice in the past three years without any results. As the saying goes, training in the world of mortals stabilizes the Taoist mind. Once the Taoist mind is stable, the cultivation level and realm will naturally improve. It is impossible for the Eighth Master to teach you the cultivation methods outside Maoshan Mountain. Such a short period of time You won’t make much progress in a short period of time. I can only help you polish it a little bit based on the existing foundation. What do you think?”

"Ba Ye is mighty, Ba Ye is the most awesome. As long as Ba Ye takes action, I will definitely enter the top 10. If I can't enter the top ten, I won't be able to see Ba ​​Ye within three years. For me, That's a huge loss." Even now, the sloppy Taoist priest still hasn't forgotten to flatter him.

"Boy, don't underestimate yourself. Since you want Master Ba to give you guidance, it's not enough to be in the top 10. You kid, you have to get first place for me. Otherwise, don't come back to see Master Ba. Master Ba will pretend that he doesn't know you." Ba Ye said proudly.

"Eighth Master... This is going to be difficult for you. My brothers and sisters are not just for a living. When I went down the mountain, I was the weakest. Is it a bit difficult?" the sloppy Taoist priest said in a depressed tone.

"Don't worry, since Master Ba boasts about this Haikou, he can naturally help you resolve it. First, take out all the magic weapons on your body and let Master Ba take a look to see if there is any room for improvement." Master Ba said calmly. .