As soon as I saw Master looking bad, I knew something was going to happen. I didn't need anyone to remind me, I just ran away.
"You little bastard, you haven't been beaten for three days, you went to the house to uncover the tiles, you are an unfilial disciple, you are bullying your master and destroying your ancestors. See if I don't break your legs!" The old man took off his old cloth shoes with thousand layers of soles and walked toward him. I greeted him.
When I was a child, I was often beaten. I had already given advance warning, turned around and ran away. If I didn't run at this time, my butt would be in danger.
The moment the master took off his shoes, a strange smell suddenly floated in the yard. Everyone frowned because of it, maybe it was a bit overwhelming.
The little chubby guy who was closest to the master didn't know that the smell of the master's stinky feet was so strong that he even made a sound of retching.
He deserves to be vomited by this cheating little fat guy.
"Old man, can you record this beating first? I'm still injured and it won't be good if it's damaged..." I ran and begged loudly for mercy.
"Stop, don't run away if you dare!" The master was chasing after me.
"Master, I was wrong. You are not a beggar, I am..." I argued loudly.
"How dare you say that, I won't beat you to death, you bastard..." Master grabbed my arm, and the old cloth shoe said hello to my butt, which was quite cruel.
"Can you change some shoes? I can't stand the smell..." I wailed loudly.
"How dare you talk back!" The big shoe hit him even harder.
"Master, please be gentle, the young master is injured." Only then did Uncle Huzi react and quickly ran over to pull the master.
Master Zhou was a little embarrassed and wanted to come over to persuade him but didn't dare.
The sloppy Taoist priest was laughing and laughing. The most annoying thing was the myna bird, standing on the tree and cheering for my master.
The little fat guy scratched his head, and then came up to persuade my master: "You old beggar, don't do anything small, he's still injured..."
Little Fatty's advice was like adding fuel to the fire. Master gritted his teeth and slapped me hard on my butt.
It's really asshole blossoming, and the flowers are blooming all over the mountain.
Half an hour later, I was sucking in the air-conditioning and holding my burning buttocks as I sent Little Fatty and the embarrassed Master Zhou away.
I looked at Xiaopang with some resentment: "Do you understand that you have made me miserable?"
"I didn't do anything. You told me that your master went to beg for food..." Xiaopang said confidently.
"Can you please lower your voice?" I asked depressedly.
"Okay, where did your master go to beg for food..." Xiaopang looked at me with a pair of innocent eyes.
"Can you please not mention this?" I rolled my eyes.
"Okay, does your butt hurt?"
"..."
"Let's go slowly without seeing you off. Go back and follow Master Zhou and have a good job." I watched Xiaopang get into the driver's seat. Master Zhou opened the car door tremblingly and glanced at me, looking like he was hesitating to speak. Finally got into the car.
Uncle Huzi walked around the car and said to Master Zhou who was sitting in the car: "Master Zhou, has your car been repaired? It seems to me that this car is not the original original paint."
"Well, except for the engine, everything that needs to be replaced has been replaced..." Master Zhou said aggrievedly.
Uncle Hu Zi took a breath of air, as if he understood what was going on, and patted Master Zhou on the shoulder: "Master Zhou, take care."
The engine hummed, and Xiaopang's car sped out quickly and quickly disappeared at the end of the alley.
Three days later, Master calmed down. I made a list and handed it to Master: "Master, look, in the year since you left, I have done the three things you asked me to do. Then Ten million is also presented in full, which is considered a successful completion of the task. Here is a list of people I have offended in the past year, all of whom want my life. If you use the disciple's money, you must eliminate the disaster for the disciple. Did you help my disciple deal with these people?"
The old man took a look at the list I put on the table. There were Ghost King Zongla, Jia Tianming, Xuan Xinzi and others on it...
He stretched out a finger and flicked it, and the list floated up from the table, spontaneously ignited without fire, and quickly burned into a pile of ashes.
"It's none of my business." The old man said nonchalantly while picking at his feet.
"Old man, you can't just take money and do nothing. If I die, you won't get much benefit, right?" I said unconvinced.
"You have to deal with the troubles you cause yourself. I'm not just a teacher. If you can't handle this, let alone my Li Xuantong's apprentice." The old man said with a big mouth.
I turned around and left angrily and walked into the yard. As soon as I came out, the sloppy Taoist priest came up to me and asked cautiously: "How is it? Did you agree?"
"No, the old man asked me to solve it myself. There is no chance of counting on him." I said depressedly.
"It makes sense. I had the attitude of giving it a try before and asked you to ask. It seems to be similar to what I expected." The sloppy Taoist nodded and said.
"You kid will definitely not agree if you know my master?" I looked at him and said.
"Absolutely. When I went down the mountain for training, my master also told me that I could not return to the sect within three years. I would have to clean up my own troubles. It doesn't matter whether I live or die. If I die outside within these three years, the sect will People like you won't care, Maoshan Sect is much stricter than your master." The sloppy Taoist explained.
"There are so many enemies, and each of them is so strong. It's difficult for us to deal with them." I said helplessly.
"You need to be strong enough to make iron. These enemies will be dealt with. We are both just starting out and our cultivation is not enough. We must strengthen our own strength. Your master said that the eight-tailed fox has the spirit in your body. Only you can As your cultivation level continues to improve and your soul becomes stronger, you can feed back the soul of the eight-tailed fox, and she can wake up as soon as possible. After we separate from Xiangxi, I will travel around China, and maybe I can help you think of a way to wake up the eight-tailed fox." The sloppy Taoist priest said thoughtfully.
"It seems you have something to tell me?" I looked at him and said.
"Ghosts and ghosts all rely on devouring each other to increase their spiritual power, and the same is true between monsters. The current situation is that the eight-tailed fox only has a ray of soul left, which is very weak and cannot devour the evil spirit of monsters. I am in Maoshan When I was in the sect, I heard my master say that in order to solve this problem, we must find some heavenly and earthly treasures for you to swallow. Only in this way will the eight-tailed fox's soul become stronger and awaken. .After the eight-tailed fox wakes up, we can find some monsters, such as the four-hundred-year-old snake spirit, which can greatly improve her Taoism, and maybe she will be stronger than before." The sloppy Taoist priest said seriously.
"Are the heavenly and earthly treasures you're talking about like green souls and corpse elixirs?" I asked.
"Almost, like the inner elixir of demon essence condensed by monsters, ambergris, thousand-year-old red ganoderma, thousand-year-old mountain ginseng, etc. are all great tonics, but these treasures are hard to come by and hard to find. There is a way."