Very happy to meet old friends.
Hearing the sound of cars outside the yard, the sloppy Taoist priest and I went out to greet them.
The sloppy Taoist priest trotted over diligently and opened the car door for Gu Haoran.
"Brother Gu, long time no see. You are still as heroic and radiant as ever."
After a thousand wears, there is no flattery. As soon as he came up, the sloppy Taoist's little flattery made a clanging sound, which made Gu Haoran burst into laughter. He patted him on the shoulder and said: "Brother Luo, let's talk to each other. You are also as eloquent as ever. You scolded the two brothers of the Jia family so much that you scolded another person to tears. I often think of you and it makes me laugh. Is there any good wine at home? "
"Brother Gu, don't worry, good wine is definitely indispensable. Let's drink freely these days, and the wine is enough." I smiled and greeted him.
Knowing that Gu Haoran was coming, I bought some good wine in advance and kept it at home, waiting for him to come.
Uncle Huzi was not at home and took Old Man Xu and Luo Yunxi out to visit Yanbeicheng, so there was no one to cook. Fortunately, I was familiar with several nearby restaurants, so I asked them to deliver the food directly to the courtyard, and we started drinking.
The sloppy Taoist priest showed unprecedented courtesy, serving tea and pouring water, and complimented him so much that he made Gu Haoran very happy.
When this guy wants something from someone, he will act very low-key, like a bitch.
But when we think about this guy doing it all for me, we can bear it.
After a few glasses of wine, the three of us were all red in the face. Gu Haoran looked at me and said, "Brother Xiaojie, can you use the Victory Evil Sword smoothly?"
"It's very useful. It's really a magic weapon. It's indestructible and invulnerable to zombies. It can kill zombies with just one sword." I said with a smile.
Gu Haoran nodded and said seriously: "The Shengxie Sword is the masterpiece of the original sword-making master Ou Yezi. It has been more than two thousand years ago. I don't know how many people have passed through the hands. Everyone who has used this sword has There is no way to end well. Now that this sword falls into your hands, I don’t know whether it is a blessing or a curse. Brother Xiaojie, it is better to be more careful."
Just as I was about to say something, the sloppy Taoist priest took over and said, "Brother Gu, you don't know something. This kid Wu Jie has a strange destiny that makes it difficult for people to understand. When he was born, he had nineteen ways. The sky thunder was going to kill him, and he was not allowed to be born at all. If the eight-tailed fox hadn't risked his life to save him and blocked those sky thunders for him, he wouldn't be alive today. Even if he survived, he would still be alive. A calamity occurs every three years. There is no way to escape. No matter which calamity it is, it may kill him. Do you think there are more evil people in the world than this kid? Evil people are matched with evil swords, which is a perfect match made in heaven and earth. "
When Gu Haoran heard this, he couldn't help but take a closer look at me, and said in a deep voice: "I didn't expect Brother Xiaojie to have such an origin. His identity must not be simple. He couldn't be the reincarnation of some powerful person, right?"
"I don't know about this. Anyway, I have never had a good day in my life. I will remember the kindness of Brother Gu to come during this six calamities. If I can survive this time, I will be of use to Wu Wu in the future." Where there is calamity, Brother Gu just speaks."
Gu Haoran waved his hand and said calmly: "Although I am a few years older than you two idiots, if you can call me big brother, I will treat you as brothers. In any case, we have experienced life and death together. I People are very fond of friendship, so since I have identified you as brothers, I will naturally go to both sides, no matter what, don’t say those polite words anymore, there is still a long way to go, it seems that we are estranged."
"Brother Gu is unparalleled in his kindness and righteousness. I admire you greatly. I'd like to propose a toast to you." The sloppy Taoist priest raised his glass and said.
Before Gu Haoran could pick up the wine glass here, suddenly a black shadow flew over and landed on the big tree above our heads.
"Quack, quack... the smelly Taoist priest is trying to trick people again, don't be fooled." The myna bird stood on the branch of a tree and shook its head.
Gu Haoran was stunned, looked up, and saw the myna bird. He couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and said: "This bird is so amazing, it can actually speak human words."
"It's rare to see this, but daddy is really awesome." Myna rolled her eyes and said.
His little Jiujiu was spotted by Bage Niao at a glance. The sloppy Taoist priest couldn't help but blush. He turned to look at Bage Niao and said, "Mr. Ba, our brothers are chatting. Please don't come over and cause trouble."
Myna walked a few steps back and forth on the branch of the tree, chuckled, and then said: "Stinky Taoist, I just wanted to come over and see how you deceive people. I pity my stupid Wu Jie, who has been deceived by you all the time. The longest road he has traveled is your boy's routine, and the most truthful thing he has ever believed is your boy's lie. What? Now that someone has changed, he has caught an honest man again? "
"Ba Ye, please stop saying a few words, or why don't you come down and have a drink?" The sloppy Taoist priest was really afraid of this myna bird, and all his clever ideas were wiped out by it.
"Pour me some wine." Myna bird said proudly.
The sloppy Taoist priest quickly filled a glass of wine for it and placed it on the opposite side.
Myna flew down and landed on the stone table. He actually took a few sips, blinked twice and said, "Yes, good wine. Isn't this wine a little old?"
I nodded repeatedly: "Ba Ye is so delicious. This wine is twenty years old."
Gu Haoran on the side stared at the myna bird. He was so stunned that he didn't know what to say.
After a while, the mynah bird drank up the glass of wine and became a little dizzy. It suddenly turned its head and looked at me and said: "Xiao Wu Jie, don't go out for three days, Master Ba." Keep you safe."
After that, the mynah bird took off into the air and flew towards Grandpa Zhang's house next door.
After the bird flew away for a while, Gu Haoran didn't even close his wide-open mouth. He looked at us blankly and said, "Was that a bird talking to us just now?"
"Brother Gu, don't be offended. This bird belongs to the neighbor next door. It may be that a very powerful master has possessed the spirit of this bird. We don't know who it is, and he won't tell us either. ." I explained.
"Yanbei is really a land of hidden dragons and crouching tigers. I didn't expect that a bird can be so magical. Today is an eye-opener." Gu Haoran said with some excitement.
However, the words left by the myna before it left made me a little suspicious. It told me not to go out for three days, and also said that it would protect me. Even though it is very powerful, it is still a bird after all. How can you help me?
The key is that after spending so many years with him, I found that he has a particularly powerful mouth, and I didn’t find anything surprising about him.
I didn't take Ba Ye's words to heart and continued to invite Gu Haoran to drink.
Unexpectedly, after three days, something happened.
