Just when my dad was confused, the sloppy Taoist priest suddenly took out another copper coin from his body and hit another big rooster on the forehead. The big rooster fell to the ground, twitched, and suddenly became silent.
The confused dad looked at the two big cocks lying on the ground, and then at the sloppy Taoist priest with a mysterious smile on his face. He finally came to his senses, walked over and said with a cold face: "What's going on with you young man?" , my chicken is looking for you to mess with you, why did you beat my chicken to death?"
The sloppy Taoist priest chuckled, and quickly said with a smile on his face: "Uncle, don't be angry, I'm cheap, can I pay you for it?"
As soon as these words came out, my dad felt that this guy was a little strange, so he said with some vigilance: "Forget it, you don't have to pay for it. I haven't eaten meat for a long time recently, so I just want to eat meat."
With that said, my dad walked over to the two poor big cocks and picked them up.
But the sloppy Taoist priest walked over first and snatched the two big roosters from my dad's hands. He suddenly said with some surprise: "These two chickens are not simple."
"What do you say?" my dad asked curiously.
"These two big roosters have bright-colored feathers and fat and big combs. They are really handsome and powerful. Raising these two big roosters at home will definitely be able to ward off ghosts and evil spirits and turn misfortune into good luck. This kind of big rooster is not something that ordinary people can do." Raised."
When he said this, the sloppy Taoist priest glanced at the roof of my house, and said with exaggerated surprise again: "Oh, uncle, your family must have a noble person. Your house has purple energy coming from the east, and auspicious stars are shrouding me. Killing these two chickens will destroy your family's luck. If I don't compensate your family, I will be in bad luck. It will also be bad for your family's feng shui, so you must accept me. Money matters.”
When my dad heard this, he felt weird. He didn't want it, and there were others who wanted to pay for it, so he said, "Okay, since you want to pay for it, just give me some money."
The sloppy Taoist priest smiled triumphantly, took out the 100,000 yuan that Uncle Hu Zi gave him, handed it to my dad and said, "Uncle, take it, this is money to compensate for your chickens."
My dad took the sloppy Taoist priest's money bag, and it was heavy. He opened it and took a breath of surprise: "It's so much money... Even if you demolish my house, you don't have to pay so much, right?"
"Uncle, listen to me, you have to take this money. If you don't take it, it will definitely be bad luck, and it will be bad for your family. I just saw it, and your family will have noble people. If you don't believe me, I'll ask you. "When your son was born, did nineteen thunderbolts fall from the sky and explode around your house, and the last thunderbolt landed on the big tree in the yard?" the sloppy Taoist priest said seriously.
Hearing this, my dad was dumbfounded and wondered how this guy knew.
"I must have calculated it accurately, right? And the poor Taoist has calculated it correctly. Your son is destined to commit eighteen calamities, and calamities are fatal. When he was nine years old, he was taken away by an old Taoist. He has been away from home for almost nine years now. Moreover, his grades were not very good when he was in school and he was the last in the class." The sloppy Taoist priest narrowed his eyes and said.
My dad took a breath of air and was stunned for a long time by being fooled by the sloppy Taoist priest. After a long while, he said: "Master, master, please come to the house quickly!"
"Don't worry, you have to keep the money and spend it how you want. You have to agree to Pindao before I can enter your yard and help you with your fortune telling later." The sloppy Taoist pretended to be mysterious. said.
"It's just two chickens. There's no need to pay so much, right? Little Taoist Master, how can I have the nerve to charge you so much money?" My dad said in embarrassment.
"Uncle, if you say that, then I'll leave. I originally wanted to do a fortune telling for your son, but it seems there's no need." With that said, the sloppy Taoist priest turned around and left.
"Little Taoist Priest, don't leave. I'll keep it, I'll keep it! Please come home quickly!" As soon as the father heard that the sloppy Taoist priest wanted to figure out his son's condition, he immediately grabbed him.
We haven’t seen each other for so many years, and I don’t even know whether I am alive or dead. How can I let such an expert come and let him just leave like this?
Although I felt bad for taking the money, I still felt that the news about my son was more important.
The sloppy Taoist priest followed my father into the yard, and then said: "Uncle, fry these two chickens. I want spicy chicken. Eat one, take one away, and let my aunt cook it by herself."
The sloppy Taoist priest heard me say that when I was a child, I loved eating my mother's spicy chicken the most, so he said that, and planned to take it away later and let me try the food cooked by my mother.
"It's easy to talk, I'll let your aunt fire you..." Dad excitedly invited the sloppy Taoist priest to his home, and shouted: "Xiao Jie's mother, there are guests at home, please pour tea."
When my mother heard this, she came out of the house with a half-knitted sweater in her hand.
As soon as he saw my mother coming out, my father immediately said excitedly: "My dear, this little Taoist priest is amazing. Just now we counted the nine years since our family Xiao Jie was taken away by the old Taoist priest, and he was ranked last in the class that year." What happened is so great, and he even said that he would tell our little calamity, if you have anything you want to ask, you can ask this little Taoist to tell it."
My mother immediately became excited after hearing this. She grabbed the sloppy Taoist priest's arm and asked tremblingly: "You...can you really calculate the small calamity in our family?"
"Of course, I am a Taoist priest from Maoshan. My fortune-telling and divination are all accurate. I traveled here today and have some unresolved fate with your family. If you have anything you want to ask, just ask." The sloppy Taoist smiled and said.
"How much do you charge, I'll get it for you." My mother hurriedly went back to the house to get the money.
"Nothing will be charged. Auntie, stop working so hard. I have a destiny with your family and will tell your fortune for free." The sloppy Taoist priest grabbed my mother.
"Not only did this Taoist priest not accept money... He also gave us a lot..." My father handed over the money bag and gave my mother a look, which also shocked her.
The sloppy Taoist priest sat on a stool in the yard and said seriously: "Bring over a piece of clothing that your son wore when he was a child. I only need to smell it to know what is going on with him. What do you want to ask?" Just ask.”
My mother quickly ran back to the house, took out a piece of clothing I wore when I was a child, and handed it to the sloppy Taoist priest.
After the sloppy Taoist priest took it, he pretended to smell it, touched it a few times with his hands, counted it with his fingers, and then said, "If you want to ask why, just ask."
My mother was so excited that she almost cried, and said in a trembling voice: "Taoist Master, I want to ask, is my son still alive? Where is he? When will he be back..."
The sloppy Taoist priest felt a mother's feelings of missing her son. Looking at her red eyes, his nose felt a little sore, so he said: "Your son is alive and well. He is in the north. When the Taoist priest took him away, Are you saying that he will be taken away for ten years? Don’t worry, as soon as ten years are over, he will go home to reunite with you immediately. "
