Talking so much nonsense, isn’t it just a waste of my money? Anyway, it’s not something you earned hard-earned, so you don’t feel bad about spending it no matter what.
This guy can also stand and talk without pain in his back.
I bought a set of clothes for the sloppy Taoist priest at the market, and found a regular bathing place. Finally, the sloppy Taoist priest looked more pleasing to the eye, so I took a taxi directly to the airport and bought two plane tickets. , heading straight to Yanbei.
As soon as the plane landed and I stood on the ground in Yanbei, my heart felt at ease.
Yanbei can be regarded as my second hometown. After all, I have lived here for more than eight years. With Uncle Huzi here and my friends here, I can feel at ease.
After getting off the plane, I called Uncle Hu Zi and asked him to prepare a meal and wait for us to go home to eat.
As soon as Uncle Hu Zi heard that I had come back with the sloppy Taoist priest, he said he would come to the airport to pick us up, and even said he would drive over in his big car, but I sternly refused.
I understood what Uncle Huzi meant, and I couldn't wait to show off his luxury car to the sloppy Taoist priest.
To be honest, I was embarrassed to go out in his Mercedes-Benz. It cost 30,000 to buy the car and 80,000 to repair it. Only a weakling like Uncle Hu Zi could do such a heartless thing.
Whenever I talk about this, Uncle Hu Zi dismissively says that I don’t understand feelings.
We don’t know what feelings are, we just know that the big guy is older than me.
If the money hadn't been in Uncle Hu Zi's hands, I would have secretly bought a real luxury car.
I took a taxi and went straight to the courtyard. Uncle Huzi was already waiting at the door. When he saw us getting out of the car, he ran over and said, "Master, how was your trip this time? Did you get any unexpected results?" "
"No unexpected gains, just that we have more mouths at home. It seems that Uncle Hu Zi will have to work hard again. I will live and eat at your house for free for a few days." The sloppy Taoist priest chuckled.
"That's no problem. Just go home safely. Come in quickly. The food is ready and waiting for you." Uncle Huzi greeted, and the three of us entered the house.
Uncle Huzi cooked a table of delicious dishes and prepared fine wine.
As soon as the sloppy Taoist priest and I came to the table, we started to enjoy the food.
Just when we were eating and drinking vigorously, a black shadow suddenly flew in.
The sloppy Taoist priest seemed to have eyes on his back. Before the black shadow could fly over his head, he immediately ejected from the chair and jumped to the side.
At this time, the myna bird had landed on the beam, shaking its head and looking at the sloppy Taoist priest, as if he was doing stretching exercises before the battle.
"I knew you bitch would come. The Taoist Master is waiting for you." The sloppy Taoist priest chuckled.
"You are so cheap. You are the most mean-spirited old man my father has ever seen. A bitch will always be a bitch. Not only are you cheap, you are also ugly. Being ugly is not your fault, but it is your fault to scare people. Look at you. , look at the back and frighten thousands of troops, turn around and scare away millions of soldiers!" said the myna bird in one breath.
Uncle Hu Zi and I were immediately confused. When did this little myna learn the art of war? He could still curse people in the same way.
The sloppy Taoist priest chuckled, pointed at the myna bird and said: "Master Taoist, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, you will become inferior. If you don't practice swordsmanship, you will become inferior. If you don't practice gold swords, you will practice silver swords! You were born as a cucumber and will not be beaten! The day after tomorrow. If you belong to walnut, you need a hammer! If you belong to a broken motorcycle, you need to be kicked for the rest of your life!"
"You, you, you..." Myna anxiously turned around on the beam, and continued to curse at the sloppy Taoist priest: "In the beginning, human nature is good, and a big egg is boiled in the pot, and there is a bastard standing in front of his father. !”
The sloppy Taoist priest opened his mouth and said: "You have countless advantages. You dance on cow dung, you are a fool in front of everyone, you cross high mountains and dangers, and you are not willing to humiliate yourself..."
Uncle Huzi and I were stunned and shocked.
This person's scolding was so exciting that it was like the endless flow of a river.
This meal is inedible.
And they kept scolding each other endlessly, and this time they fought a protracted war. They scolded them from the house to the yard, and they continued to scold until the middle of the night without a winner. They also received complaints from the neighbors next door.
When I woke up the next morning, I saw the slovenly Taoist priest looking in the direction of Grandpa Zhang’s house with a pair of panda eyes, still a little unfinished.
"Lao Luo, it's time to eat..." I greeted.
"Okay... I'm going to wash my face..." As soon as the sloppy Taoist priest spoke, his throat made a sound like a broken gong, and he almost lost his voice. I was puzzled, why are you competing with a broken bird? ?
So what if I win the scolding?
But Lao Luo just refuses to admit defeat, even if he doesn’t admire him.
I don’t know anything else, but I just know that after this fight, the myna bird didn’t come to my house for three days, and his voice was probably hoarse.
In this scolding, the enemy suffered one thousand injuries and himself suffered eight hundred losses.
In the next few days, the sloppy Taoist priest stayed at my house, locked himself in his room, and did not go out for several days.
Mainly because he got the green soul, he was trying to find a way to integrate the green soul into his lightning wooden sword.
Zhong Jinliang also said before that the green soul is the product of plants and trees that have become refined and can be integrated into wood-attributed magic weapons. The sloppy Taoist priest's lightning-strike wooden sword is of wood-attribute. As long as this green soul is integrated into his lightning-strike wood sword, The sword has the ability to activate the essence of vegetation.
But after studying for several days, the sloppy Taoist priest couldn't come up with any results, so he couldn't help but wander around the yard anxiously.
I saw that he was very anxious, so I said: "Lao Luo, I have a way to help you integrate this green spirit into the lightning strike wooden sword."
"Really or not, tell me?" the sloppy Taoist priest said excitedly.
"There is a Yuelai Teahouse in Yanbei City. There is a person in there who specializes in the business of cultivators. He should be called a broker. You can definitely find an expert there who can integrate your green soul into the lightning strike wooden sword, but it will definitely take a while. Money." I said.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier? Why did you make me think so hard? Take me to that teahouse quickly." The sloppy Taoist priest pulled me and said.
"Wait a minute... are you rich? Going to Yuelai Teahouse to get information is very expensive, starting at at least 100,000 yuan." I said.
"I'll lend it to you first, and then I'll give it to you when I make money later." The sloppy Taoist laughed.
"You can throw it away. Lending you money is like beating a dog with a meat bun. You will never come back." I said.
"Let's go, let's go. When you need me in the future, I promise you will take me there immediately." The sloppy Taoist priest urged.
I had no choice but to take him to Yuelai Tea House and find Sister Hua.
Every time we meet, Sister Hua wears a cheongsam that makes her figure look curvy, and her peach blossom eyes make people confused.
