Uncle Huzi hurriedly chased after him from outside. When he saw the sloppy Taoist priest, he didn't even say hello. He just sat there and started eating. In the blink of an eye, he had already eaten a bowl of rice. How could he still eat it? How could you have such a good face? You walked directly to him and said angrily: "You really don't regard yourself as an outsider to me. Are we familiar? You just sit here and eat?"
"We're not familiar yet... Wu Jie and I have a life-long friendship. We live and die together... Why don't we just have a meal?" The sloppy Taoist priest said in a loud voice while eating, the rice in his mouth almost spitting out.
It looked like he hadn't eaten in several days.
I remember that when we separated, I gave him 100,000 yuan. It had only been a few months. Could it be that he had spent it all?
With so much money, I don’t know how to buy myself a newer robe, or even take a shower...
Seeing Uncle Hu Zi and I standing aside and looking at him, the sloppy Taoist priest felt a little embarrassed no matter how thick-skinned he was. He said, "Don't just watch me eat. Come over and eat together. Don't tell me. The food tastes really good, and Uncle Hu Zi’s craftsmanship is absolutely top-notch, didn’t he learn it from New Oriental?”
Uncle Huzi still seemed very proud of being praised. The anger on his face disappeared a bit, but he still said angrily: "How many days have you not eaten? I steamed a big pot of rice, and now you I’ve eaten three bowls, and I’ve almost caught up with my appetite.”
"Hehe... not long after, I haven't eaten for three days. I'm really starving to death." The sloppy Taoist priest said while busy picking up vegetables.
When I looked at the food on the table, he had wiped out almost half of my time.
If he didn't eat anything, he would be completely exhausted in a short while, so he invited Uncle Hu Zi to sit down with him, and also filled a bowl of rice to eat.
As soon as Uncle Huzi sat down, the sloppy Taoist priest suddenly said: "Uncle Huzi, do you have wine at home? Eat food without drinking wine. This is not the way to treat guests."
Uncle Hu Zi was stunned, and the hand holding the rice was trembling slightly. He probably wanted to put the rice directly on the sloppy Taoist priest's forehead.
I gave Uncle Huzi a wink and said, "Uncle Huzi, bring the wine."
Uncle Huzi snorted coldly and left angrily.
At this moment, a black shadow flew in from outside and passed directly over the head of the sloppy Taoist priest.
I saw a ball of white stuff falling directly towards the sloppy Taoist priest's head.
The sloppy Taoist priest seemed to have eyes on his forehead. He jumped up from his stool and stepped aside, still holding the bowl in his hand.
"How bold, who dares to sneak attack Pindao without risking his life!"
Looking towards where I was sitting just now, I saw a piece of bird poop landing on the stool.
Then, the sloppy Taoist priest discovered that it was a black myna bird that had landed on the beam.
As soon as he saw this myna bird, the sloppy Taoist priest's eyes suddenly widened in disbelief.
"You stinky Taoist priest, you are shameless! You are a freeloader, you are shameless!" Myna shook his head and cursed at the sloppy Taoist priest.
"Who are you talking about? You have no shame!" The sloppy Taoist priest walked up to the myna bird, raised his head and cursed at the myna bird.
The starling bird was also unambiguous and continued: "You are shameless!"
"You are shameless!" The sloppy Taoist priest refused to give up.
Well, next, the man and the bird scolded each other for half an hour. The bird's voice was made hoarse by the scolding. In the end, he couldn't scold the sloppy Taoist priest and flew away angrily.
This is the first time I have seen myna birds suffer.
This is shameless meeting something even more shameless, I can't accept it.
After scolding the mynah bird away, the sloppy Taoist priest sat back triumphantly holding the bowl and said with a arrogant look: "Little boy, the Taoist master can't cure you anymore. I have scolded all the shrews in the village." many."
Seeing this dumbfounding scene, I was speechless.
Uncle Huzi felt proud when he saw the starling bird deflated. He directly filled the sloppy Taoist priest with a glass of wine and said excitedly: "Stinky Taoist priest, you are so awesome, you did a great job! This bird used to bully me every day. , I finally feel relieved today.”
"If it bullies you again in the future, you come to me. If I don't scold it, all its fur will fall out!" The sloppy Taoist priest picked up a bowl of wine and took a sip.
"Okay! It's settled." Uncle Hu Zi said excitedly.
Suddenly I felt a little better about the sloppy Taoist priest.
After eating and drinking, the sloppy Taoist stretched himself out, his belly was bulging, and he patted his belly and said, "Wu Jie, thank you very much for your warm hospitality. I finally had a full meal."
"I remember I gave you 100,000 yuan, but you spent it all within a few months?"
"I spent it and didn't have a penny left. I originally thought of using the money to spend a lot of money, but when I walked to a poor village, I saw that the children there were going to school in a broken temple without even a window. "When it rained, the house was full of water, so I donated the 100,000 yuan to cover it, otherwise the Taoist would be so miserable." The sloppy Taoist looked like he didn't care.
After hearing what he said, I didn't know whether it was true or false.
But it felt like it was real. If he was really rich, he wouldn't look so down and out. I couldn't help but think highly of him.
"Daozhang Luo, you must have something to do with me when you come here this time, right?" I asked tentatively.
The sloppy Taoist priest smiled and said, "There is indeed something wrong."
"It's not about borrowing money, right? If that's the case, there's no need to talk about it." I said with a straight face.
"Look at you, isn't our friendship worth a hundred or eighty thousand? You are so rich, why don't you lend me a little?"
"My money didn't come from the strong wind." I said.
"Okay, okay, okay, I won't ask you for more than ten thousand or eight thousand," he said shamelessly.
I was helpless, so I had to ask Uncle Huzi to get him some money. I didn’t make much money these days, and I lent a lot of money. I didn’t know when I would be able to get enough of the ten million. It really didn’t work out, so I just had to I can sell the old man’s peach wood nails.
Uncle Hu Zi gave the sloppy Taoist 20,000 yuan, and he was not polite and just took it with him.
Then, he looked at me again and said, "Wu Jie, I'm here to come to you this time not only to borrow money, but also to do something very important. It's about the eight-tailed fox in your body. Are you interested in hearing about it?"
As soon as I mentioned this, I immediately cheered up. I looked at him and said, "Tell me."
"Although the eight-tailed fox in your body swallowed a snake spirit with four hundred years of Taoism last time, it is still far from returning to its peak state. I have an opportunity here to greatly improve the Taoism of that eight-tailed fox..."
