In those days, there was nothing fun. It was just fishing in the river, climbing trees to dig out bird's nests, and catching grasshoppers in the fields.
Unlike now, with mobile phones, computers, TVs, etc., there are many entertainment activities at home.
The two of us had done a lot of fishing in the river, and we were tired of it. As for digging out bird's nests, the whole village and several kilometers of bird's nests had been dug out by the two of us. There was really nothing to dig out, so we had to Go catch grasshoppers in the fields.
At this time, the grasshoppers are fat and big. After catching them, they are skewered on a stick and roasted over a fire. The taste is really fragrant.
After arriving outside the village, we split up and fumbled around in the grass with a wooden stick.
I don’t know if Little Fatty had a bad stomach today. Not long after we arrived in the wilderness, Little Fatty let out an ouch and said it was a stomachache. Then he took off his pants and squatted in the grass for a while. There was a ruckus.
"Little Fatty, you are really lazy and pee a lot. I caught a grasshopper later, so you have to eat less." I looked back at Little Fatty, and a stench floated over, making me dizzy. This guy didn't know what to eat, and his poop was so smelly that I couldn't help but stay away.
"Xiao Jie, you arrest him first. I'll follow you after I'm done. Don't worry, I'll definitely arrest no less than you." Xiao Pang said while sucking in the cold air.
At this moment, I looked back and saw a very large grasshopper jumping behind the little fat butt.
I swear, this is the first time I have seen such a big grasshopper.
The grasshopper jumped directly onto Xiaopang's anus.
Little Fatty let out an ouch and moved to move away. When I saw it, I didn't care about the smell anymore. I took a few steps closer and said to Little Fatty: "Little Fatty, don't move. They are very big. The big grasshopper, hurry up and catch it, don't let it escape."
Hearing what I said, the little fat man was so angry that he used his big buttocks to clamp the grasshopper. I was overjoyed and was about to go over and grab the big grasshopper. Unexpectedly, Suddenly, a big, majestic rooster jumped out from the grass and headed towards the little fat guy.
The story is that the big rooster has been chasing the big grasshopper, and the grasshopper panicked and jumped onto the little fat asshole.
This kind of chicken is called a wandering chicken in our area. We don't feed it very much. We rely on it to catch bugs and dig grass seeds to eat.
This kind of chicken has strong fighting power and quick movements. Let alone grasshoppers, it can catch mice as fast as cats. Sometimes it can kill small snakes to death, and it dares to fight cats and dogs. Nagging is commonplace and has become a nightmare for every rural child.
Soon enough, the big rooster suddenly jumped out of the grass. Without any hesitation, he took a bite of the grasshopper on the little fat asshole, turned around and ran away with the grasshopper in his mouth. After a while, he disappeared. trace.
Xiaopang's hysterical howl resounded through the sky and could be heard for ten miles.
I stood there stunned, at a loss for a moment.
I never expected this to happen.
The mantis stalked the cicada while the oriole followed, but the big rooster actually got there first.
But it was really painful when the big cock hit Xiaochuang's anus.
Later, the fat man told me that it felt like red-hot iron pliers being inserted into the anus, as if tens of thousands of ants were swimming on the buttocks, and a hot current surged along the anus and rose to the back of the neck. , that kind of sourness is something that ordinary people can’t experience.
Little Fatty's hysterical screams frightened me. It is said that the children in the next village heard his piercing screams and had nightmares at night, couldn't sleep well, and even invited a goddess.
The most unlucky thing is that at the intersection where we caught grasshoppers, Grandpa Wang from the village happened to be driving a donkey cart passing by.
Grandpa Wang is almost 70 years old. He is an experienced driver in the village. When he was young, he used to drive large carriages, not to mention ox-carts. Now that he is old and cannot keep up with the physical strength, he keeps a small donkey. .
This little donkey was trained by Grandpa Wang to be a fully voice-controlled smart donkey. It has its own navigation system and goes wherever it goes without making any mistakes.
It's just that veteran drivers sometimes make mistakes. After hearing Xiaopang's screams, the smart donkey was frightened. It stuck out its tail and started running wildly. The cigarette pot held in Grandpa Wang's mouth was swept away by the donkey's tail. It flew several meters away, and the only remaining front tooth in its mouth was gloriously laid off.
The little donkey ran wildly and threw Grandpa Wang off the donkey cart.
It is said that the frightened donkey ran for more than 20 miles before being controlled in the next town.
This time, Grandpa Wang fell hard. He rolled in a big hole on the roadside and couldn't get up for a long time, screaming oh oh oh oh.
When I saw that this was not possible, it was more important to save people first.
Little Fatty was only bitten by the big cock and there was no danger to his life, but Grandpa Wang was old and it would be really painful to fall like this.
At this moment, I couldn't care less about the little fat boy. I ran to the ditch and tried to help Grandpa Wang up.
Grandpa Wang really fell hard and couldn't get up for a long time. He probably broke his waist.
But Grandpa Wang was very conscious. When he saw me running over, he immediately cursed angrily: "You kid, what is your name? With your voice, do you want to throw me to death?"
"Grandpa Wang, it's not me, it's Xiaopang..." I explained.
Before I finished speaking, an angry Grandpa Wang gave me a slap in the face: "You little thing, you've learned to lie. Who are you? You are the only one in these mountains and plains."
This slap made my head buzz. The old man fell like this and was so strong.
Just after I received this slap, suddenly, I saw a few yellow-skinned animals appearing in the grass, and a fox staring at Grandpa Wang.
As soon as I saw them appearing, I felt bad.
At that time, I was already sensible and knew that there would be no good things happening when this yellow guy showed up. The first few times, I lost my life because someone hit me.
Grandpa Wang hit me out of anger. I can completely understand that. If he lost his life because of this, it would be troublesome.
I looked in the direction of those yellow-skins and foxes, waved my hands repeatedly and said, "It has nothing to do with him, you must not harm him."
When Grandpa Wang saw me standing there talking alone, he became very angry. He hit me again and said angrily: "What are you doing standing there in a daze? Help me up quickly."
I came to my senses and continued to help Grandpa Wang, but my strength was too weak and I couldn't help him at all.
At this time, there happened to be a villager passing by. I said hello and then lifted Grandpa Wang up from the ditch.
What I never expected was that something happened to Grandpa Wang in the end.
