"I feel a little sick... Could it be that I drank a fake bar?"
"It's not that... although the wine in this store is only sold in the store, it is not a moonshine blended wine. It is certified."
"Did we eat fungi just now?"
"Are you dizzy? It's only been less than two hours and you don't remember what you ate? Besides, the season for eating mushrooms hasn't come yet. Where did the mushrooms come from?"
"You too, be obedient and listen to me! It's obvious that I mean it, so you should take it seriously!"
Everyone murmured, and Ni Bingyan was made to laugh by them. He felt like he was floating on the clouds, and slapped his thigh:
"Is this disgusting? You have never seen anything more disgusting!"
There is still news to be revealed!
"Is there anything more disgusting? No way, no?"
"Sister Bing, please speak quickly!"
Ni Bingyan looked like "you are really ignorant" and began to talk about something he accidentally discovered:
“One time I went out to eat and went to the bathroom, and when I came back I saw something strange!
"There was a singer, who ostensibly had a wife and was a famous actor, but turned out to be gay! When I encountered this incident, I was really disgusted! Do you know how he told his boyfriend that he didn't? He said …”
Ni Bingyan cleared his throat and began to imitate that person's speech. His tone and voice were very similar:
"Baby, give me a little more time, a few months at most!
"You also know that I married her just to have a child, you know, right? My mother went crazy thinking about a grandson!
"Don't worry, I have never touched her. I lied to her and said that I couldn't do it. The children were all in vitro. When the children are born, whether they are boys or girls, they will be able to interact with my mother! I will definitely find an excuse to talk to her by then. She's leaving!
"Don't worry! How can we fall in love if we have different sexual orientations? I can't possibly fall in love with her! Acting every day is so tiring! Don't you know who I love the most?"
This thing is so explosive! It’s so damaging to your outlook!
Even though they didn't know who the victim was, everyone was still filled with indignation and started yelling!
"Damn it! Who is this turtle grandson? So shameless? What a rat excrement, spoiling the soup! No wonder society has such a bad impression of homosexuality, this kind of person really contributes a lot!"
"Is this using women as tools? Is there a throne in the family that you want to inherit?"
"Just listening to it makes me so angry!"
"Who is this singer? He's so good at acting? Isn't it a pity to be a singer? Such a talent! He should be working on a sewing machine!"
…
After everyone finished cursing, they began to ask: "Then what? What happened next?"
Ni Bingyan was a little too drunk. After drinking the hangover soup, he felt a little sleepy. He put his hand on his chin and squinted his eyes and said:
"Later I anonymously sent the recording to the woman. Then she beat the child and got divorced. I heard that the man compensated her a large sum of money in order to settle the matter. The family's financial resources were not enough, and he also borrowed a lot of foreign debts. Just thinking Just thinking about it makes me laugh!”
Pregnant with a child, beaten, divorced, the man is a singer, the woman is a quite famous actress...
The more people think about it, the bigger their eyes become!
Damn it, no wonder the child disappeared suddenly after several months, and the divorce happened suddenly!
Awesome! My sister Bing!
How many good things have you done behind our backs? ! !
Moreover, just saying it like this, aren't you afraid that someone will jump over the wall and come after you? !
Seeing that she was about to fall asleep on the table, Wang Xi was so excited that he directly helped her up and praised her fiercely:
"You are really my big treasure! What a great job! To deal with such a person, his wife and children should be separated! This kind of person should have no children and grandchildren. Is there any way!"
I don't know which word touched my heart. Ni Bingyan suddenly became excited, sat up, and patted the table again!
"Yes! We should treat this kind of scum as ruthlessly as the autumn wind sweeps away fallen leaves!"
After that, without waiting for anyone to ask, he was filled with indignation:
"This isn't even the most irritating! I've encountered even more outrageous ones!"
Seeing that she was obviously talking enthusiastically, even Pei Jin couldn't help but ask:
"Can there be anything more annoying? What kind of luck do you have? How come you can meet all kinds of people?!"
Probably remembering what happened at that time, Ni Bingyan said it directly like pouring peas into a bamboo tube:
"Last time I went for a physical examination, I met a friend in the hospital who was having an abortion. Hey! I accidentally heard about it and luckily didn't make me mad to death!"
Everyone shouted in unison, "What? What?" Ni Bingyan was feeling dizzy at the moment and didn't think too much:
"She has already had five bleedings. The doctor said if she continued to scrape her uterus, she would be too thin and she might not be able to be a mother in the future. But her boyfriend knelt down in front of her and said he couldn't afford it now, so she obediently did it. .
"I was really, really angry at that time. What is a man like this used for? He is just an irresponsible scumbag! PUA master!
"I wanted to tear the man apart for her, but she cried to me and asked me to pretend I had never seen her that day!
"She is neither handsome nor capable. You said she earns so much a year and works so hard that it is more than enough to raise a child. What is she doing?"
Ni Bingyan was heartbroken and drank from the cup.
As a result, I ran out of the "wine" pretended to be the sobering soup, took the wrong cup, and drank a large glass of plum wine.
"Yes! What are you picturing? It's hard to find a three-legged toad, but are all the two-legged men dissatisfied?"
"PUA is really scary! I'm afraid this person will be ruined."
…
"Hey, by the way, Sister Bing, who is this person?"
"This has no characteristics..."
"Sister Bing? Sister Bing?"
Everyone was talking about it for a long time. Seeing that she remained silent, they tried to shake her again, but she just lay there and couldn't wake up.
After finishing the meal and eating a lot of melon, the squids felt a little unsatisfied.
"Tell me, who is this love brain?"
"I don't think she can be blamed for her love brain. When she meets such a scheming man, her mind is controlled. What can be done?"
"Hey! It's so difficult to find a good person who suits you and start a family!"
"Isn't it? It's not easy to be single these days! Woohoo! I'm already thirty-two, and I'm still having my first kiss!"
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, my wife and best friend will introduce you later!"
"Really?"
"How can it be fake?!"
…
The sounds in his ears were getting farther and farther, and Ni Bingyan didn't know how he got to the hotel.
When I woke up the next day, it was almost eleven o'clock. I smelled of alcohol and my clothes were wrinkled.
Before she could wash up, she saw a message from Wang Xi on her phone - "The standard room in the hotel is 180. Remember to make up for it when you wake up."
Pei Jin also sent a message - "How to deal with the material last night?"
Ni Bingyan stopped drinking. For a while, he couldn't remember what he did last night. He had an ominous premonition in his heart, so he still asked firmly:
"What did I do last night?"
Pei Jin replied quickly: "I took away everyone's mobile phones last night, and no one has told me yet. What to do specifically, I have saved the material and will give it to you later."
Ni Bingyan could only nod his head.
