That's right! Just serve it!
At that time, Yamada Seiichiro not only had his hands and feet chopped off like the ordinary way of making human pigs, but Li Yunfeng felt that it was too boring and had no tricks at all, which could not relieve his resentment!
Then he was given a series of introductory punishments such as being pierced with iron wire, being bathed with leech, being electrocuted and grilled, being subjected to a tiger bench, being subjected to pepper water, and being suspended. It was not until the day before that his legs and arms were cut off, his ears were plugged with pig dung, and his nostrils were Stuffed with sheep dung and placed in a commode that hadn't been washed in three years.
During this period, if it were an ordinary person, he would usually die when the wire was pierced through his body, not to mention the subsequent series of torture.
But unfortunately, Li Yunfeng, a "living Bodhisattva" known as the god of medicine in Shanxi, was by his side. Every time he was about to die, he would use his wonderful rejuvenating medical skills to cure or even revive him!
[Who says the life of an animal is not life! Even if you need to be saved, you need to be saved! Save him or her before dying, save him or her when he is on the verge of death! 】
Li Yunfeng looked at his great masterpiece on the stage and couldn't help but feel complacent. The foreign guests who were invited to attend beside him were sweating profusely and kept silent.
"Li Yunfeng! Kill me! I beg you, kill me!"
At the right time, Yamada Seiichiro, who had been on the line between life and death for more than a dozen times, suddenly opened his eyes and spoke, scaring many people in the front row of the audience and almost ran away!
"Oops! I forgot to gag! It's a pity that there are no steel bars nearby!"
Only then did Li Yunfeng suddenly remember that since he had to wait until the day of the cooking ceremony alive, Yamada blocked his nasal cavity with sheep dung and temporarily kept his mouth as a respiratory organ.
But looking around, there are no decent wooden sticks, let alone steel bars!
Immediately, he ordered the monk to return and fetch some steel bars. Yamada, who was supposed to be the first batch of materials for cooking sacrifices, was lucky enough to live a little longer.
I was even more fortunate to witness batch after batch of subordinate soldiers being thrown into the boiling pot of water, but my ears could not hear their heartbreaking screams!
Not long after, strips of shirtless white meat emerged from the bottom of the pot. The cooked flesh was stunning to see against the sunlight!
Soon, the monk got two steel bars and returned the same way, which made Li Yunfeng suddenly angry and said:
"Why only two? You flower monk, this thing is not the Wuliangye under my bed. What's the use of finding it?"
"Commander, my conscience! What do I want with this thing? I accidentally picked up two of them and came back! If you think it's too little, I can go back and get it!"
Having said this, the monk paused, raised his head and glanced at Seiichiro Yamada, who was cursing in the toilet bowl, and said, "
However, I don’t think that old devil Yamada can’t carry two steel bars. Well, maybe he will die if the first one is inserted! "
"It's okay! Isn't there an old man here! I can save him! Put in the second one to save him! The cycle goes on and on...well...it doesn't seem to be enough to circulate! That's all, just two. Two! I’d like to thank you on behalf of Yamada! You can save him from the punishment!”
"Commander, you... if you act like this, who can tell the difference between you and the King of Hell? Who is the real King of Hell?"
Faced with the monk's complaints, Li Yunfeng ignored them. The cooking ceremony was about to end. He just rolled his eyes at the monk, and then strode onto the stage with meteors.
"Everyone! Before this, my commander-in-chief had promised to block Seiichiro Yamada's ears with pig dung; his nostrils with sheep dung; and his lips with steel bars!
It's just that the Commander-in-Chief is busy with official duties and forgets it even if he doesn't pay attention! No problem, make it up now! "
As soon as he finished speaking, in a flash of lightning, he raised his hand and lifted up the other person's lips, leaned forward, and inserted a slender steel bar straight into the side of Yamada's cheek. The pain made him shake wildly in the barrel, and his eyes could be seen dripping. Tear stains!
After taking a breath, he raised his hand and took another shot! Until the opponent stopped struggling and shaking, and the corners of his mouth were dripping with blood, he could only stare at Li Yunfeng with angry eyes but would not blink again.
"If I had known this, why did I do it in the first place? China is not the place you should come to! You have committed a stupid crime, and I will torture you a hundred times!"
After finishing speaking, he gave the monk in the audience a look, and the latter took out a white handkerchief and hurriedly ran up to the stage and handed it to Li Yunfeng.
"Monk, do you want to poop?"
"Hmm... I think about it! But I don't really think about it!"
"Do you want to or not?"
"Then think about it! What do you want to do?"
"Don't say I didn't give you a chance. Pull it out and pretend to be part of it, plug Gouri's eyes before throwing it in!"
"Huh? No need, Commander, he stinks enough now!"
Hearing this, Zhou Weiguo, who had been holding Seiichiro Yamada for a long time, suddenly showed a bitter look on his face.
"What, you're tired? Then switch with the monk, and you pull! He's holding it!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the monk was seen taking the road and running towards the empty space with no one around, and at the same time he said plausibly:
"Commander, wait! I'll give it to you right now... No! Give it to this bitch Yamada!"
Immediately, Li Yundi shrugged and walked off the stage alone, leaving Zhou Weiguo standing in front of the boiling iron pot holding the smelly Yamada Seiichiro in the barrel, looking forward to the direction where the monk was running!
"Commander, after all the other Japs have been thrown away, why don't you still use that bitch like Yamada Seiichiro?"
At the right time, Zhang Dabiao came to the ceremony site and asked Li Yunfeng.
"It's nothing, it's just that there's one missing step! Alas, this is also my first time cooking a devil and being a human pig. In fact, I should have saved him a breath just now and thrown him into the pot alive. That's all! That's all. One life, two lives. Get familiar with it! This is a good time to accumulate experience!"
After listening, Zhang Dabiao couldn't laugh or cry when he looked at his commander-in-chief who still had unfinished thoughts!
There is no doubt that the Commander-in-Chief is an expert in fighting Japanese enemies! He has a bad taste and is decisive. He is the only one who is unique among the heads of the Chinese military today!
Other leaders, in order to vent their anger, would most often kill prisoners or whip their corpses! But this one of my own has a lot of tricks to do in Beijing, watch, and cook sacrifices! Who knows what new tricks he will come up with next time?
However, compared to the heinous crimes committed by the Japanese in China, what he did just illustrates an ancient proverb:
"It's not that I won't retaliate! The time has not yet come!"
Because of this, the public never belittles or criticizes, but actively participates, praises, and applauds!
"Hey! Didn't I ask you to stay in the city to prevent the Japanese from infiltrating? Why did you come here? Do you want to change with Weiguo?"
Hearing this, Zhang Dabiao remembered the purpose of his trip. He took out a telegram from his arms with a solemn expression and handed it to Li Yunfeng:
"Commander-in-Chief, the latest battle situation! The Central Army was defeated, Taierzhuang collapsed, and the 74th Army was trapped in Xingtai and was in danger! The Supreme Military Commission of the Central Army has asked you for help!"
