"cannot!"
Before Uncle Jiu could speak, Wencai and Qiu Sheng jumped out from behind and refused sharply.
Are you kidding me? A person with no talent, no eyesight, and an ugly appearance like Ah Wei can still be a disciple of his master?
What's more, Wencai and Qiu Sheng felt disgusted when they saw Ah Wei's despicable appearance.
It’s okay to be ugly, but you’re trying to steal Tingting from them, and now you’re here to become a disciple again, don’t even think about it!
Uncle Jiu glared at Wencai and Qiu Sheng, and scolded: "No matter how big or small, the master hasn't spoken yet, why are you talking so much!"
Uncle Jiu turned to Ah Wei again and asked, "Why does Captain Wei want to become a disciple?"
Wencai Digu said: "What else could it be? I think he must be frightened by zombies. Become my master, and if you encounter zombies in the future, this kid will be able to run to Yizhuang."
Jing Zhou let out a soft "tsk", Wen Cai's brain was not bad, sometimes the scoring time was very fast, and A Wei's intention could be seen at a glance.
It's this mouth.
Properly recruit "hate" little experts.
If he hadn't followed Uncle Jiu, he would have died if he didn't have enough talent in his ten lives.
Although Wencai was a Digu, his voice was not quiet, and Awei was not deaf. He immediately stared back and said proudly: "Who said I'm afraid of zombies?"
Qiu Sheng said contemptuously: "You are not afraid of zombies, why did you come to the master to become your apprentice?"
"me"
Awei's face turned red.
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng looked like we had known it all, and the former said proudly: "What am I? When I look at you, you are a coward and you are afraid of death."
Qiu Sheng added fuel to the fire and said, "That's right, I'm not afraid of zombies. It sounds nice, but who would believe it!"
"But it's not impossible if you want to become a disciple."
Ah Wei was excited and smiled even more obscenely.
There's drama!
After only laughing for a moment, the Awei man calmed down again and looked at Wen Cai Qiu Sheng strangely.
Do these two boys have such good intentions?
Are these two boys trying to tease him again?
Qiu Sheng continued: "My master won't accept you, but it's not impossible for you to become a disciple of me or Wen Cai."
Ah Wei snorted coldly, knowing that this guy who looked a little handsome had no good intentions.
What a joke!
He saw these two guys being chased by zombies and crying for their parents.
What's more, if you take these two incompetent guys as your disciples, how can you pursue Tingting?
Uncle Jiu glared at the two apprentices again and signaled them to shut up.
Ah Wei looked at Uncle Jiu and said shamelessly: "I want to learn some Taoist techniques to deal with zombies from Uncle Jiu, so that I can better protect the people in the town."
Uncle Jiu naturally knows what kind of virtue Awei has. Although his words are a bit mean and his abilities are not good, after all, Yizhuang is in the town, so it is hard to deny any dignity to this powerful figure in the town of Ren.
Seeing Uncle Jiu's hesitation, Ah Wei said shamelessly: "Uncle Jiu, just teach me some Taoist techniques. I am doing this for the safety of the people in the town."
After seeing zombies, Awei realized that this world is scary and abnormal.
The key is to deal with these dirty things, even those belonging to foreign devils.
After thinking for a while, Uncle Jiu looked at Jingzhou and asked, "Junior brother, what do you think?"
Jingzhou nodded.
He remembered that this boy Awei finally became a disciple of Uncle Jiu, but he changed his name. Should he call him Aaron or Aqiang?
It's just that Uncle Jiu's ability to teach his disciples is something I really can't praise.
Ah Wei seems to have become even meaner since he became a disciple.
Well, it’s even more obscene!
"Uncle Master~" This was called by Wen Cai.
That’s right, Uncle Master actually has a crush on Ah Wei!
It shouldn’t be!
"Master~" This was called by Qiu Sheng, with a bitter look on his face.
Jingzhou ignored Wencai and Qiu Sheng and said to Uncle Jiu: "Awei is right. The safety of the people in the town cannot be separated from the security team. However, the law is not passed lightly. Since Awei is a sincere apprentice, he wants to make a contribution to the town." To split our efforts, senior brother might as well give him a chance and test him for a few months before making a decision."
Although Ah Wei is petty, not very capable, and is greedy for life and afraid of betraying his teammates, but compared to Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng, he is not too unbearable.
One sheep is herded, and two sheep are herded. Uncle Jiu has accepted so many unreliable apprentices, and Awei is no exception.
Of course, when Jingzhou said this, he thought in his heart that Uncle Jiu was a person who wanted to save face.
What's more, Ah Wei is not without his merits. Although this kid relied on Ren Fa to rise to the top, he is not responsible enough as the captain of the security team most of the time, but there is still a basic bottom line.
Jingzhou remembered that this boy had led people to find zombies.
If it hadn't been for an extra orangutan in the cave, we would have almost found it.
Although Awei is doing it for the sake of face.
Moreover, Ren Fa is not dead, and Ah Wei's position as captain of the security team is secure.
These days, the town is full of well-connected households. Even a true disciple of Maoshan like Uncle Jiu, if he wants to get along among the squires, it will be difficult just to rely on his ability to catch ghosts!
No matter how advanced the Taoist skills are, they are still afraid of peanuts.
It's not a bad idea to take Awei, a man with a gun in his hand, as his apprentice.
Ah Wei was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but laugh.
"Um!"
Uncle Jiu nodded and gave Ah Wei a few more instructions.
Ah Wei left happily, not forgetting to talk to Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai De Se before leaving.
Next he has to get rooster blood, black dog blood, glutinous rice and other things.
Uncle Jiu said that these things are very useful in dealing with zombies. He probably won't have any problems if he encounters zombies again.
You have dozens of roosters at home, two old black dogs, and their bodies are filled with glutinous rice. Are you still afraid of zombies?
It should be that the zombies are afraid of him threatening the captain!
After Ah Wei left, Uncle Jiu said seriously: "Junior brother, you are right. I am more lenient with Wencai and Qiu Sheng on weekdays. I have to trouble you to come to Yizhuang in a few days and help me discipline these two stinkers." Boy!"
"Master, can you..." Wencai and Qiu Sheng were interrupted by Uncle Jiu before they could say anything.
Junior brother is right. After a hundred years, according to the nature of these two boys, they still don’t know what trouble they will make. Who will wipe their butts then?
Fortunately, A Hai and Fei Bao from Shijia Town were relieved.
Otherwise, Lin Fengjiao might make her apprentice angry to death before she dies!
"Senior brother, just don't feel bad." Jing Zhou responded with a smile.
Great talent emerges from under the stick.
The teacher's nephew will be beaten if he disobeys me.
Literary scholar Qiu Sheng looked at each other, and the chrysanthemums suddenly became cold.
Uncle Master not only beats ghosts hard, but also beats people hard!
The second day
The news about zombies spread in Renjia Town.
There was a lot of commotion in the Ren Mansion last night. A Wei's men were not the only ones who had seen zombies with their own eyes.
Fortunately, Ren Fa had great prestige in Renjia Town, and Uncle Jiu came forward to explain. When the people in the town heard that the zombies had been killed, it didn't cause much panic.
"Everyone, remember, zombies are not scary. Black dog blood, chicken blood, and glutinous rice can all cure zombies. As long as everyone works together, we can subdue zombies if they appear again!" Ah Wei led a few of his men, He delivers glutinous rice from door to door, and also promotes the theory that "zombies are not scary" to the people in the town. His expression is as if a zombie really stands in front of his intimidating captain, and he is afraid that he will be caught in the yamen in a moment.
Many people who were given the glutinous rice looked at Ah Wei's eight-figure step and expressed their admiration without hesitation.
"Captain Wei is really young and promising!"
"Yes, our Renjia Town has Captain Wei here, so why are we afraid of zombies?"
The security team had been busy all day, and Master Jingzhou and Uncle Jiu were not idle either. They were entrusted by Ren Fa to look for Feng Shui treasures again.
In the past, Ren Fa attached great importance to Feng Shui treasure land. After what happened to Mr. Ren, his importance to Feng Shui treasure land rose to 12. If he was not buried in the right place, not only would his body not be able to rest in peace after his death, but the fate of his descendants would also suffer. .
By the time Uncle Jiu and his apprentice returned to Yizhuang, it was already dark.
"Qiu Sheng, it's so late. Why don't you leave tonight? If you go back too late, you might encounter ghosts!" Wen Cai pulled Qiu Sheng with a worried look on his face.
"I would rather see a ghost than a master!" Qiu Sheng replied.
The master keeps a straight face all day long, lectures people from time to time, and is stingy. The food is terrible. Isn't it just asking for trouble if he stays in Yizhuang?
Qiu Sheng rode his bicycle and left without looking back.
"Help!"
"Help!"
After Qiu Sheng had walked a few miles, he heard a girl shouting for help.
In broad daylight, under the clear sky, the watchman was actually teasing a girl with good temperament and beautiful appearance.
This is great!
When the road is rough, draw your sword to help.
He Qiusheng, but he has always had a chivalrous heart!
What's more, this girl seems to be prettier than Tingting!
Qiu Sheng threw down his bicycle, stepped forward and punched and kicked the watchman, and rescued the girl in white.
"Miss, you don't have to be afraid, I'll take you back. Where is your home?" As a master of picking up girls, Qiu Sheng is still very conscious.
In this case, as long as the girl is sent home, what reason does she have for not committing herself to her? "
"My home is over there~" The girl in white leaned into Qiu Sheng's arms and pointed forward.
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next day
Yizhuang
Uncle Jiu had dinner early in the morning and then went out to buy paper.
July 15th is approaching and it’s time to print money.
The money down there is not worth much these days. As a bank manager, in order to solve the problem down below, he can only print more.
These are all money!
Well, I have to learn from Junior Brother Simu in the future. I am still too kind to the two brats Wencai and Qiu Sheng. I heard from Junior Brother that Simu can change his clothes for Junior Jiale in ten years.
After all, you have to live a careful life.
Glancing at the scholar who was doing push-ups in the courtyard, Uncle Jiu felt comfortable and walked out with his hands behind his back.
Jade is useless if it is not polished, so Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng, two useless people, need to polish it carefully.
Jingzhou was sitting in the courtyard, holding a willow whip in his right hand and a bowl of tea in his left hand, sipping it slowly.
Not to mention, the tea here in Uncle Jiu is much better than the rice.
At least I can drink it.
"Uncle Master, can you take a rest?" Wencai is relatively weak. Unlike Qiu Sheng, he was out of breath and sweating after less than a hundred push-ups.
The master is gone. In his opinion, there is no need to do any torturing things.
Jingzhou asked, "Don't you want to do it?"
Wencai nodded vigorously.
What kind of support is this? Is it useful?
You won’t even need it to fight zombies!
Jing Zhou glanced at Wen Cai, raised the willow whip in his hand, and said with a smile: "That's okay, uncle is not an unreasonable person."
Wencai, who originally planned to stand up, suddenly fell down again.
Uncle Master is trying to reason, but he is just trying to reason with his fists!
Wen Cai missed Qiu Sheng a little.
It's better to be beaten together.
Jing Zhou looked at Wen Cai and said, "You kid, don't look so reluctant. You won't be able to bear the hardship. If you encounter dirty things in the future, you will lose your life for nothing."
"Qiu Sheng has her aunt. Even if he doesn't live as a Taoist priest, he will still have a rouge shop, at least he can support himself. You are a clumsy boy and you don't have an aunt. What can you do after you marry your mother-in-law?"
Wen Cai, who had been beaten many times, said weakly: "I can still guard Yizhuang."
The master said that with his temperament, he is most suitable for guarding Yizhuang.
Wen Cai deeply agrees.
Anyway, I just put incense on the man in the coffin every morning and evening, and burn a few pieces of paper at most.
He has been doing this job for more than ten years, so he is familiar with it.
You can do it with your eyes closed!
Jingzhou laughed and scolded: "Do you think you can control Yizhuang? If it weren't for the presence of senior brother, there aren't many dirty things in Renjia Town, and Yizhuang would have been unstable a long time ago!"
"Isn't there still Tingting?" Wencai whispered.
He and Qiu Sheng competed fairly, and the chances were still very good.
If it really doesn't work, it's not impossible to get married.
Jing Zhou laughed angrily.
This guy said he was fat and he was really out of breath.
What kind of pillow do you have to sleep on for a literary talent to dream of marrying Ren Tingting?
If Ren Fa was bitten to death by his biological father, Wen Cai might still have a slight chance.
Dreaming is happiness, and Jingzhou couldn't bear to shatter Wencai's "dream of a daughter-in-law", so he immediately changed the subject and asked: "Wencai, what do you think of the coffin shop?"
Wen Cai didn't even think about it and said, "It's not that good. If you can make money, why do you want to catch people?"
Jingzhou said: "You can't say that. It's easier to make money from a dead person than from a living person. Qiu Sheng has her aunt, and the rouge shop doesn't like this business, but you don't have an aunt."
Wen Cai gasped and said, "Uncle Master, it's really not profitable to sell coffins."
Jing Zhou said: "Who said the coffin shop only sells coffins?"
Wencai looked confused, the coffin shop doesn't sell coffins?
Jingzhou explained: "As long as the dead need it, we can sell it."
Wencai said "Oh" and said, "That won't make any money either."
After doing two hundred push-ups in a row, Jing Zhou asked Wen Cai to get up from the ground.
Wencai wiped his sweat, picked up the teapot and drank some water.
Seeing Jing Zhou deep in thought, Wen Cai asked: "Uncle Master, you don't really want me to open a coffin shop, do you?"
Jing Zhou said: "If you don't want to open a coffin shop, you can open a paper shop."
Wen Cai's face became increasingly bitter and he said, "Uncle Master, this is even less profitable."
Jingzhou asked, "Why don't you make money?"
"There are so many new things appearing above, but there are none below, so we can't keep the same pace?"
"Take pocket watches as an example. These are rare things out there."
"If you burn the pocket watch, will the people below use it?"
"No!" Wencai shook his head.
As a grown man, he had only seen the pocket watch used by wealthy people in the town from afar. He didn't know how to use it, and the people below certainly didn't know either.
Jingzhou smiled and said, "It's better if you don't know how to use it. If you write another book that uses a pocket watch, don't you worry about selling it?"
"Will it break if I buy a pocket watch?"
"If it's broken, it needs to be repaired, so I'll tie up some pocket watch repair items."
Wencai seemed to understand something and giggled to himself.
Why didn't he think of it?
Opening a paper-making shop seems to be quite profitable.
At this time, Qiu Sheng walked in from outside, his steps were slow and his face was pale, as if he was seriously ill.
