Although he, Mr. Jing, is unscrupulous and cruel, he would tease his young wife a few times and praise the mountains, but at least he could not do such a thing to embarrass a poor family.
"No money?" The man surnamed Li spat, his face flushed, and shouted: "Do you think I'm stupid? You young masters, how come you don't have only three to five taels of silver for your clothes?"
For a person who has been reluctant to change his clothes for several years, the amount of copper coins is already an astronomical figure, and three to five taels of silver is the limit he can think of. As for gold, that's something you only talk about when you're bragging.
Jing Zhou shook his head, picked up a corner of his purple robe and said seriously: "Wrong, wrong, this dress is not worth three to five taels of silver, even if it is three to five taels of gold, it cannot be exchanged for it."
The man surnamed Li at the head was stunned for a while and said fiercely: "Then take off your clothes!"
This kid talks nonsense and can't buy it for three or five taels of gold. Why doesn't he brag that his clothes are made of gold?
He, an old man who knows how to eat salt, doesn’t believe it! Two years ago, he met a down-and-out young man who boasted that he was a disciple of the Beiliang family. Didn't he use tree leaves to wipe his butt like them?
The next moment, a group of hungry-looking men were dumbfounded. The smiling young man in purple waved his hand casually, and dozens of people felt as if they had been hit by a strong wind, and their bodies flew to the side uncontrollably.
By the time dozens of people reacted, the carriage had already disappeared. Everyone, look at me and I look at you. My body is so cold that I walked between life and death without knowing it. Even a fool knows at this time that the purple-clothed young man looks three points weaker than the scholar. , is a master, at least not much weaker than the charming goddess who came down from the mountain.
Mother, this is really smoke rising from the ancestral graves. I encountered such a difficult and hard idea, but I didn’t explain it here!
Not only that, when a group of people came to their senses, they discovered that there were more than ten jars of wine left on the ground not far away.
The carriage went along the way and passed several mountain peaks. Qingniao was awakened by a burst of noise, rubbed his brows and walked out of the car.
Not far in front stood a pavilion. Under the pavilion, six or seven Taoist nuns with beautiful faces and arrogant bodies were hugging a young man who looked very dignified and whose clothes were not dignified.
The young man who was lying on his arrogant body and being fed grapes saw the white figure on the carriage. He was stunned for a moment, and then he was shocked. He couldn't care less about what the Taoist nuns were talking about: "What a weird person, no?" "Sit in the car, sit on the roof of the car" and "These people don't know where they are going. Could it be that some young man from down the mountain is taking people out to enjoy the mountains and rivers", etc. He pushed the Taoist nun beside him away, walked out of the pavilion, and said gracefully He bowed his head, then looked at the white fox face who was reading a book with a smile, and said gracefully: "Wu Shizhen, Qingyang Palace, my father is the palace master of Qingyang Palace."
Most of the women in Qingyang Palace were brought up the mountain by Wu Lingsu and his son from elsewhere. Although rabbits don’t eat grass near their nests, unless they encounter grass jelly! Otherwise, why are there always several beautiful female pilgrims every year, and their servants are killed and thrown down the mountain, but only the beauties are kidnapped by the thieves in the mountain?
The woman in white on the roof of the car is the best fairy grass that is rare in a century!
Just by looking at a corner of Bai Hu'er's face from a distance, Wu Shizhen, who has been practicing for many years and has a unique understanding of women, knew that Bai Hu'er's face, who was disguised as a man, was a top-notch beauty. According to his father Wu Lingsu's words, this pair of repair furnace cauldrons are divided into three grades: upper, middle and lower. In addition to these three grades, there is another grade, which is the upper grade. When you meet such a woman, you can not only perform magic with twice the result with half the effort, but also enjoy all the fun in the room. If God opens his eyes, if he really meets such a woman, even if he can ascend to heaven in one day, he will lose the desire to become a god.
In the past, he had doubts about his father's words. After all, in his eyes, a high-class woman was already worth a thousand pieces of gold. She could compete with him in bed and even made him rub his waist in sorrow the next day. Waiting for a woman, isn’t it worth tens of thousands of dollars in one moment? If I had a good night, wouldn't I have to give away a hundred thousand gold? It can be seen that this superior woman is no longer an ordinary woman.
When Wu Shizhen saw Bai Hu'er's face that was alluring after putting down the book, he felt that the words of the ordinary people at the foot of the mountain, "If you can have a happy night, it's worth dying", it really made sense, although he felt that dying would be a huge disadvantage. , Only a fool would do this, but apart from death, being able to savor the joys of clouds and rain with that fairy-like person, even if he spends tens of thousands of gold, the crown prince of Qingcheng Mountain will not frown at all!
Jingzhou stood up halfway, glanced forward, lay down again, and said casually: "A good dog doesn't block the way!"
In the eyes of others, this Wu Xiao Niu Hide's status is still worth a few cents. In his eyes, even if Wu Da Niu Hide is added, it is just a matter of sword. If he wasn't in a hurry and didn't go looking for Hu Kui, Jingzhou wouldn't mind listening to the overindulgent Wu Xiaoniupi bragging. He wanted to see if this boy had inherited a few percent of his father's great deception skills and was really as good as a monk. In this way, the mouth produces wonderful flowers, speaking the dead into the living, and blowing the living into the divine.
The women were whispering and cursing. Although the young man in purple clothes in the car was also a rare and handsome man, the only drawback was that his face was a little pale, like a sick man who had been taking medicine for many years. In terms of skin, even if they are elegant and romantic, they can't compare to Wu Xiaoxian who is the most loving in bed, but after all, Wu Shizhen is their master!
When he heard the man in the car call him a dog, Wu Shizhen, who had not been annoyed since he was born, not only showed no trace of anger on his face, but smiled brighter and asked: "Did you come up the mountain to play? Xiaodao has been on the mountain since he was a child. Growing up, I am very familiar with every plant and tree in this mountain. We are destined to meet each other. Why don't we take you all to have fun in the mountain?"
Wu Shizhen calmly glanced sideways at the woman in green standing in front of the car holding a gun, then turned around and ordered a charming female figure: "You hurry up and go inside to let me know that there are distinguished guests coming to the mountain."
Although he didn't learn much about Wu Lingsu's skills, under Wu Lingsu's words and deeds and fooling around with a group of Yongzhou Yaoliang disciples, Wu Shizhen still had some discernment. That heroic woman holding a big gun was a troublesome person. After all, which young man who went up the mountain in the past didn't have a few extraordinary guards around him?
Jingzhou didn't stop Wu Shizhen's small movements, closed his eyes and muttered to himself: "Although I don't know how well Wu Xiaoniuhide has practiced the skill of deceiving others, but he has practiced the skill of forbearance quite well. At this time, this kid thought in his mind Maybe he scolded me a thousand times, thinking about how he would deal with us when someone comes later."
"It's just that you, my father, are still a king after all. Although you brag about it, you still occupy the sixth or seventh cave in the world and founded the Guixiao Sword Sect of Laozi. You said that even if you are not as famous as that Xu Fengnian is a bastard outside, but you still have to say harsh words, you don’t even dare to scold me?”
Now that we have arrived at Qingcheng Mountain, we cannot avoid Wu Lingsu, a father and son who are not good birds. It's just that beating dogs in groups is more enjoyable. Otherwise, beating them one by one would be troublesome and troublesome, and you have to look for them, which is a waste of time. If Wu Lingsu hadn't been Xu Xiaoliu's secret son, and it was still useful, he wouldn't have been able to stab the old dog with a sword.
Wu Shizhen lowered his head, his face turning white and green.
This Qingcheng Mountain is the fifth cave in the world, and I founded the Shenxiao Sword Sect. There are nine nights in the sky, and the Shenxiao Sect is the highest. This shows how extraordinary the Shenxiao Sword Sect founded by him is. Even the old men on Longhu Mountain, didn't they praise the Shenxiao Sword Sect highly in front of the emperor?
But when it came to the mouth of the ignorant disciple, he changed the words. One word was a god and one was a ghost. The difference between one word was thousands of miles away. It was nothing more than a slap in the face in public!
As long as he delayed for another half moment, people came down from the mountain and took care of the noble boy. They also kidnapped the little lady with the gun and slept with him under a big quilt. Thinking of this, Wu Shizhen's heart became a little hotter. This woman who had practiced martial arts was not like those wooden pieces lying upright on the bed. She was best suited to perform some strange, strange and difficult movements.
"Qingniao, go and learn from the gods on these mountains and see what these high-ranking people are capable of when they get out of bed." Jingzhou ordered calmly.
The blue bird responded, raised his gun and charged forward to kill.
Wu Shizhen frowned and hid behind a group of Taoist nuns.
According to what he thought, with his methods, he should be able to delay it for another moment and a half.
The bluebird gun is like a dragon, not sloppy at all, and its moves are exquisite when it is opened and closed. The Qinggang Sword in the hands of the Taoist nun at the front was made by the master. As soon as it touched the tip of the spear, it was pressed into an arc. Then the Taoist nun, who was over thirty but still charming, flew backwards and smashed the road. There are a few green bamboos on the side.
The Bluebird man followed the gun, and each shot was faster than the other. There seemed to be a giant dragon coiled above the gun body, and the dragon's roar was faintly heard. If it weren't for several Taoist nuns hurriedly setting up the formation, and their breaths were vaguely connected, what was lying on the ground at this time was not one person.
Wu Shizhen wiped his hands with cold sweat. This cauldron, which his father had personally pointed out, could not withstand the shot of the woman who was as big as an ice cube. Fortunately, he was always cautious and sent someone to the palace to summon someone.
Bai Hu'er looked at the Taoist nuns with great interest, and said with a strange light in his eyes: "This formation also has many merits. It seems that these people on the mountain are not all what you said, they are all A person who is a loser and a loser, a person who inserts labels and sells his leader."
Although these people's sword skills are not very good, there is some skill in this sword formation. The Taoist nun who was facing the gun did not need to use any force to parry, but the Taoist nun next to her side attacked and counterattacked. It was like one person combining the skills of others, which increased her strength by a large margin. It's just that although the formation is good, it's not suitable for her.
Jingzhou glanced forward and said calmly: "If I guessed correctly, these Taoist nuns are using the Yuxiao Sword Formation. Although this sword formation is composed of eighteen people, there are only six people and one small person. The formation can also be used, and the six swords are used against the enemy, which happens to bring out the power of the Yuxiao Sword Formation. It is said that this formation originally came from Longhu Mountain, but was later renamed by Wu Lingsu and changed a few formations. He changed his appearance and became the suppressing method of the Guixiao Sword Sect."
"It's just that Wu Danniupi, who can't even endure the slightest hardship and can only hide under a woman's skirt, wouldn't be able to do this if no one is guiding him from behind. But, this formation is just that, even though it's all about walking It’s a way of borrowing strength, but compared with the Tai Chi Sword Formation in Wudang Mountain, it’s like a firefly and a bright moon.”
Seeing that the woman in green with strong marksmanship was temporarily blocked by the sword array, Wu Shizhen breathed a sigh of relief. After all, it was his father's treasure. Although it was largely the work of his nominally ugly mother, heroes are not the same. Ask for a way out, no matter what happened to this sword formation, as long as you can fight the enemy!
This sword formation really never disappointed him. Although the Taoist nuns spent most of their time in bed with him doing all kinds of things and rarely practiced hard, they still blocked the woman in green with domineering marksmanship? He pinched the waist of the Taoist nun who was knocked out by the blue bird before, and looked at the blue bird carefully.
I am used to seeing my own Taoist nun who is obedient like a dog in loose clothes and short sleeves. Now she is wearing tight clothes and has a hot temper. The more I look at her, the more she looks better.
Cats, dogs, horses, being docile and obedient sometimes makes it difficult for people to feel happy. On the contrary, sometimes a good hunter just likes this kind of unruly behavior.
In Wu Shizhen's heart, he also had a truth that he realized through hearsay and meditation. Cats, dogs, and horses that have been trained but still have spirituality are good cats, dogs, and horses. And this is due to the unruly The process of becoming docile from the unruly can give hunters the greatest pleasure. As soon as someone comes from Qingyang Palace, he will take this cold-faced man in Qingyang back and train him for a year or two.
It’s just that it can’t last long, let alone keeping it.
Although the Taoist nuns could hold on for a while, they were originally people who were greedy for the pleasure of bed, otherwise they would not have been kidnapped and went up the mountain without wanting to return home. Even relying on the formation, he could not hold out for more than half a moment before he was shot by the blue bird and vomited blood and flew out.
Wu Shizhen was a cold-blooded person, and he didn't care about the Taoist nuns who fell on the ground. They were just women for his pleasure. He could have as many women as he wanted, and they were not even as good as The robe he is wearing is valuable. Although this woman who was not even as good as the clothes was defeated, fortunately, a group of Taoist priests emerged from the mountain at this time, making him suddenly heroic. Finally, he no longer had to pretend to be the grandson of a turtle bastard!
He pointed towards Bai Huer's face and chuckled: "Beauty, how about following me to the mountains to live the life of a fairy?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Shizhen shuddered. A sword aura spanned more than ten feet in an instant, and the breath of death hit his face. Even though Wu Shizhen had seen a lot, he was frightened by the sword energy that seemed to be able to split even the strong wind on the mountain top. Three of his souls lost two of their souls. If it weren't for the fact that several long swords stabbed out from behind him and worked together to save him. Wu Shizhen didn't think he could survive after blocking this sword energy.
These Taoist priests who came down from the mountain are not comparable to those Taoist nuns who are greedy for the pleasure of fish and water. Even so, the Taoist priests who blocked the knife for him fell to the ground and did not know whether they were alive or dead?
The woman in front of him turned out to be a master, so high that even Wu Shizhen couldn't help but doubt his own sword formation, even though according to his father, the Shenxiao Sword Formation was said to be invincible at the first level.
"Set up the formation!" Wu Shizhen shouted urgently.
The word "arrangement" was definitely the fastest he had shouted in the past ten years, no less fast than crawling into bed.
