"Laifu'er, come upstairs!"
"Master, do you want to drink again? I'm going to help you warm the wine."
"Hey, your kid has become a lot smarter recently. Why are you in a hurry? Keep this letter. If Huang Rong comes to the inn again, give this letter to her. The remaining two letters, the rest Leave these two letters in Yanbo Tower after the young master leaves."
Laifu took the letter and put it in his arms, stumbling and saying, "Master, Master, are you leaving again?" As he spoke, he shed tears.
"Why, you are such a big man, and you are still crying like a child. When your wife sees you acting like a bear, be careful to take advantage of the old man from the next street!"
Laifu choked up and said, "No way. Sister-in-law Wang has taught me that when looking for a wife, you must not find a foxy girl, otherwise she will be unclean."
"Hey, you understand that it's better to speak harshly than to speak harshly. Let's go downstairs and enjoy the wind with the young master for a while."
Laifu wiped his nose, followed Jing Zhou, took two mats from downstairs, spread them in front of the inn, and sat down.
Jingzhou looked up at the spoon in the sky and murmured: "The sake I earned will make me drunk late at night, and I can wield my sword and ride the wind between heaven and earth."
Suddenly, the cool breeze blew across his face, and he actually felt drunk.
"Laifu, do you think there are gods in this world? They are flying three feet of green light, wandering around the Big Dipper drunkenly..."
Laifu didn't know why the young master asked this. He scratched his face, thought about it seriously, and said: "Master, I don't know, there should be gods. I heard others say that there are old gods on Zhongnan Mountain. Besides, in the past, officials Don’t you also like to practice immortality and Taoism? Come to think of it, the official family will definitely not do anything wrong..."
"Hahaha, you are really smart. If you don't know, the young master will go find out for you and see what this fairy girl looks like!" Jingzhou patted Laifu on the shoulder and said again. : "What wish do you have? Tell it to the young master. Maybe the young master will help you fulfill it?"
"Master, I... I want..." Laifu was happy at first, then lowered his head and hesitated.
Jingzhou stared at Laifu and asked, "What are you thinking about? Don't you think you miss your wife?"
Laifu blushed and lowered his head even lower.
Jingzhou said: "Hahaha, what's so shy about this? When the male students get married, the female students get married, isn't it just to get a wife? The young master can just prepare the bride price for you. Which girl do you like? The young master asked someone to help you find a matchmaker."
Laifu chuckled, raised his head, and said with some embarrassment: "Master, I want to marry a wife. I like people with big butts. The bigger the butts, the better. Sister-in-law Wang told me that Hu Meizi is good-looking but not useful, and it is not good either. feed."
"Sister-in-law Wang said that those with big buttocks are easy to feed. Giving birth to a child in this mother-in-law's family is like going through hell. It is easy to die. But a child with big buttocks can not only be like a pig's litter, but also give birth to a litter in a lifetime, and the babies are also strong."
Jing Zhou coughed several times. This Mrs. Wang was really unscrupulous in what she said.
It's like a pig giving birth to piglets, how many children will be born!
However, these days, giving birth to a child is no different from having a child. If the body is slightly weaker, it will kill two people.
"Not bad, not bad. I've made some progress. I know that when I marry a wife, I have to marry someone with a big butt. But Laifu, why are you having so many children?"
"Hey, young master, my mother told me when I was young that we should have more children so that my lineage can be passed on. If I have more children, my children will have more children, if my mother knew , I will definitely be happy..."
Jingzhou nodded, this is really what happened, there are endless descendants, if this continues, Laifu will be able to do the feat of "The Foolish Old Man Moved Mountains"!
As Laifu spoke, his face returned to normal. After thinking for a moment, he hesitated and said: "Master, I think you are the best... the best... and marry someone with a big butt, too." Get a few cubs, hehe, my mother said the more cubs the better..."
"Hey, I'm worried about the young master..."
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Hong Qigong's left leg was slightly bent, his right arm was bent inward, he drew a circle with his palms, and pushed outward with a roar. A tree as thick as a bowl was broken in front of him. He said calmly: "This time you Can you see clearly? What Kang Long Yougui emphasizes is three points of force, seven points of retention, and when you send out, you must pull back. The essence of this move lies in the word "regret"!"
After leaving Guiyun Villa that day, Hong Qigong took Guo Jing all the way north. After more than half a year, he found that Guo Jing was actually an honest and loyal person. He also had a solid foundation in kung fu, and he had also cultivated his internal strength. With a certain level of enthusiasm and impeccable character, it would be appropriate to be his Northern Beggar's disciple.
On this day, he made Guo Jing swear an oath that he planned to teach him the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon.
However, Hong Qigong never expected that Guo Jing's understanding would drive him crazy. He talked about this move for more than half an hour, whether it was the way to send and receive the moves, or the internal skills. Gu Shi explained the method of external application of strength carefully, but when he saw that Guo Jing still looked confused and didn't understand the point, he became furious.
Guo Jing was at a loss to understand Hong Qigong's words. He just remembered them in his heart and planned to think about it slowly in the future. Now he concentrated more on practicing the palm skills. Although his palms were very red and swollen when they hit the tree, he did not relax at all and practiced hard.
Hong Qigong looked at it and shook his head, cursing: "Silly boy, what the old beggar said was in vain? I don't know how your elm-headed head grew. If you were half as smart as Jing boy, the old beggar would have a high fever." It smells so good! It’s so irritating that people are so different from each other!”
Guo Jing's face turned red when he said it, and he said sarcastically: "Qi Gong, Brother Jing, even several masters say that he is the best among men, and I can never compare to him!"
He has been beaten and scolded by the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan since he was a child, so he is used to his master's temper. If he can't practice this skill in one day, he will practice it in ten days, and if he doesn't practice it in ten days, he will master it one day.
He thought of Jing Zhou again, but he didn't know where Jing Zhou was at this time.
Hong Qigong sighed and said: "Old beggar, I don't expect you to be able to practice kung fu to the level of Jing Xiaojie. It's just that you have such a stupid head. Hey! I really don't know how that kid's head works. I won't tell you. It’s so weird, with that skill, even I am no match for that kid.”
"Tsk, tsk, that boy's kung fu is really superb. Even if Wang Chongyang is reborn, he may not be able to defeat that boy! This time the sword debate in Huashan will be interesting!"
Hong Qigong took a sip of wine, but felt that the water in his mouth was cold water without much taste. He couldn't help but sigh: "Oh, my stomach is hungry and my tongue is greedy. Lao Jinghua misses Jing Xiaozi, and him During the few days we were together, not only did the girl cook and drink, the old beggar lived a magical life."
It's a pity that there is no one in the Beggar Clan who can take over the big responsibility at this time, otherwise he, Hong Qigong, would be able to put aside all the trivial matters of the Beggar Clan and just follow Jing Xiaozi, living the fairy life of drinking and eating every day. . .
Chapter 166 I want to marry a wife