Occasionally, the girl will suddenly remember the cruel fact that she is 13 years older than their average age.
No, no, there's a generation gap of four and a half generations, what's going on, I absolutely can't go crazy with them!
Tai Xiaoyi was thinking...thinking...
Suddenly I realized that something was not right: Lilith seemed to have brought a very sexy swimsuit and asked her to help change the straps?
"Ah~~"
Tai Xiaoyi screamed, and the loose beach blouse draped around her body instantly left her body, revealing a tender lotus color one-piece swimsuit and a plump figure like a white python.
"Lilith, what are you doing, ah, put me down quickly..."
Tai Xiaoyi never thought in her entire life that she would be lifted above her head by a woman...
This irritable woman ran all the way, holding her waist with both hands and crossing each other constantly, so Tai Xiaoyi spun quickly like a light bamboo dragonfly...
The sky and the earth were spinning, a few twinkling stars turned into arcs in the sight, and the violent sound of wind filled my ears. Just as I was about to open my mouth to speak, I was filled with wind.
"Help...uh...help..."
Li Leisi said seriously while turning around Tai Xiaoyi,
"Tower, please turn to the hole at L and ask for takeoff! Repeat! Turn to the hole at L and request to take off!"
Li Cang held up his forehead,
"This is Dalei Zi's style..."
"Why didn't the little lady choose the wife purple?" Lao Wang complained a little disappointed, and then said to Li Cang, "Brother Tatai, why don't you respond to your МиГ-25? She is so damn ready to kill my little lady. The brains are shaken up!!"
Li Cang showed off his rigorous and serious acting skills when he was at least 8 years old, and said seriously,
"Turn two holes in L hole. Takeoff is suspended in sandstorm weather. Repeat, takeoff is suspended in sandstorm weather. Please use the waterway to clean the fuselage!"
Ever since, the MiG-25 was launched into the water.
Tai Xiaoyi saved his life.
The eldest sister’s dizzy brain is no longer working well. I don’t know why her focus is on Lao Wang’s words about the MiG-25.
"Mig-25, why MiG-25?"
Li Cang smiled evilly,
"МиГ-25, the powerful force that makes bricks fly, the life-long humiliation of the lighthouse blackbird, the miracle on earth that makes Jingsu ecstatic, the stainless steel god of war of the Xunzong military industrial system, Ula——"
Li Laisi took off her soaked blouse and threw it on the shore, saying with a dark face,
"Don't listen to their nonsense!"
The silver-white metal belt that hangs around the neck is close to the collarbone, and the pure black fabric coaster with bat patterns inlaid with gold bears a weight that should not be borne at this age. The tall and aloof peaks and mountains do not bend at all due to gravity.
Tai Xiaoyi said blankly,
"What a strange nickname..."
Li Cang's eyes were a little straight.
"In 1966, two gleaming R-15B-300 afterburning turbojet engines... gud dong... provided up to 23 tons of thrust, making it impossible for even the stainless steel monster with a take-off weight of 37 tons and the Sidewinder missile to catch up. Flying freely at an altitude of 24,000 meters at a speed of Mach 3.2 (approximately 3917kmh), the turbine engine... humming... the temperature was once as high as 1000°C when working, and it had to be insulated with 30 micron silver-plated materials. It takes 6 kilograms of pure silver to fly a MiG-25... After the birth of the MiG-25, Big Brother's airspace became a place where blackbirds broke their wings..."
"Big Leizi Benlei, she is our Yanchuan's glorious sky fire that will never fall: MiG-25."
Again, there is only a wrong name and not a wrong nickname. Big Leizi's name is MiG-25, just like Comrade Zhong Jianzhang's name is Lao Wang.
"You are the powerful one, you are the stainless steel God of War! Just give me your life!"
Li Laisi was furious and went up to perform a naked choke.
emmm...
Li Cang really wanted to remind her how you, a martial arts practitioner, couldn't even tell the difference between the front and back when you were strangled naked, you thulium man!
But Teacher Cang couldn't breathe or speak at all...
Then wait...
Well, let's wait a little longer...
I can't hold my breath very well...
It's no longer possible, my lungs are going to explode...
Li Cang's four horses beat the water with their hooves to express defeat.
Li Leisi snorted, as if she was looking at a piece of garbage.
"That's it?"
No one can stand Li Cang's smacking lips and roller facial cleanser!
Li Laixi turned Li Cang over and poked him twice.
"Your spine doesn't seem to be as prominent as before?"
"My Kangkang, let me Kangkang!" Lao Wang swam over, "It seems to be true! The effect of the big magic wand is outstanding!"
Li Cang said,
"When the disaster just happened more than a month ago, I had no feeling for a wide area around my spine. Now I can feel itching and pain."
Li Leisi suddenly gave Li Cang a big hug and said with red eyes,
"Teacher Cang, welcome back!"
Li Cang raised his hands as if innocent.
"Holy shit, when you say that, it makes me feel like I've already died once..."
"roll!!"
"Can you move your turbine engine*2? Thank you. I'm a little out of breath."
Wow~
The water surface was slightly rippled.
Li Cang, however, felt like he was struck by thunder. He bent down little by little and threw himself on the water, like a floating corpse.
After a while, Li Cang stood up as if nothing had happened.
He also knew where to take out a towel, swish it in his hand and wrap it tightly, forming a beautiful and professional sharp corner.
"A game?"
Li Leisi happily agreed,
"twist!"
Swish, swish, swish, it’s full of enthusiasm.
The scene changed so quickly that Tai Xiaoyi was caught off guard and stunned.
"Huh?? What...what happened to them..."
"Rub my back in a moment, little miss." Lao Wang took out a square bath towel and started rubbing it on his own, "What do you mean?"
Tai Xiaoyi:...
Sister, I have never seen such a strange scene in my more than 30 years of life. Is the bikini I’m wearing fake?
Why did the swimming pool party, which was so good, suddenly become so weird, and why do all of you except me look so happy to have it? ?
Lao Wang laughed,
"Have you never seen it before? Hehe, wouldn't it be great to be able to appreciate the northern bathing culture even after the end of the world?"
Tai Xiaoyi's mouth twitched,
"It's very strange..."
"What's weird? What's weird? Little miss, come here and feel it for a while and you won't feel weird anymore. It'll be so cool~"
"Huh? No, don't..."
Lao Wang didn't care about Tai Xiaoyi's resistance, he said in a loud voice,
"It's a pity that my back can't be bathed, cupped and patted. Miss, you are so lucky. Most people can't enjoy my Wang's craftsmanship, hahaha..."
As soon as the rough bath towel was wiped off, Tai Xiaoyi's delicate back immediately turned red with an equal width.
"Ah ah ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts..."
"Oh, little miss, you are so angry. Look at this red one. You will have to use a cup to ward off the fire. Don't run. Don't run. I'll guarantee it with the head on my neck. It won't hurt soon. This is a bittersweet medicine." ~”
"It's going to kill people, help woo woo woo..."
Tai Xiaoyi escaped several times, but Lao Wang dragged her back by her legs. The scene was once very cruel.
After a few rounds...
Tai Xiaoyi's eyes were floating on the water, looking up at the sky, as if she had lost her dream.
