Li Cang smacked his lips for a long time, then reluctantly opened his mouth: "Well, we."
"This is all about the base enjoying bonuses and enjoying welfare units. You are different." Kong Jingqiao took over the conversation directly and said with a smile, "If you have this intention, just go back and give out two dinners. The whole base But I can’t think of anyone more suitable than you to serve as a propaganda model to expand our influence.”
Li Cang: "."
Between asking for face and money, Teacher Cang chose to bury his teammates without hesitation.
"Old Wang, go!"
"I fucking know you're a book-burning person! I know all my brothers, friends, and teammates are worse than a fucking dog in the eyes of this guy! *** At least, this is a symbolic hesitation!"
"I'm just going to give some food and warmth to the hungry and cold young ladies. You're so shameless and you still care about being in public and killing two birds with one stone?"
"I'm not going! My XP is not there! Haven't we already cultivated two diplomatic ambassador-level items on our island? Let them go!"
"Snakes are temperature-changing animals."
"The status of co-authoring me in the world is not as good as that of two and a half people?"
After nagging for a long time, Li Cang finally became impatient: "Don't you have any idea whether to let them go to deliver food or to hold a banquet? Fifty, do you want to go or not!"
"Don't even think about it, at least a hundred!"
"make a deal!"
"Little miss??"
Tai Xiaoyi blinked and couldn't stop laughing herself: "Fifty, but Zhong can't go."
"become"
Lao Wang's teeth were almost broken: "I firmly cannot allow a mere copper-smelling thing to corrupt your will and our feelings! Twenty is twenty! I will bite my tongue and eat this!"
Vertical competition is so vicious. The little lady who has fifty more is equal to her fifty less. One hundred gold melon seeds have already gone out every time. Besides, I am the one who is missing those three melons and two dates. He remains calm. Naturally, taking thirty rebates is the right way in the world!
Rao Qifang: "So what on earth are they talking about?"
Kong Jingqiao: "e"
Smiling, Jin Yujing took out an exquisite skin bag embroidered with koi fish from her bag, and took out a few shiny golden melon seeds: "This is a directional circulation wishing currency that has been given a special meaning on the empty island. Secretly Let me tell you, it’s very effective!”
"Even you?"
"Give me some!"
"That's not okay!" Jin Yujing couldn't bear it, so she quickly stuffed the leather bag back into her bag, "This is what I won from playing mahjong on the island last time, and that's all in total. Besides, I just gave it to you. You can’t use it. In principle, this thing is not allowed to be given as a gift~”
Jealousy made Rao Qifang change beyond recognition, and he said unwillingly: "Isn't it even possible to rob?"
Fortunately, Rao Qifang, who had not even put down her chopsticks, was called away by a phone call from the base. Kong Jingqiao also drove away. Jin Yujing breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Then it's settled, we'll go tomorrow. To promote the ski resort, it doesn’t matter whether you show your face or not, the main thing is to create excitement!”
Lao Wang said: "Not showing your face? I bet, Aunt Jin, you have a lot of ideas to make us into living ornaments tomorrow! It's weird, isn't it just a snow resort, is it worth the war of your God of Wealth?"
Jin Yujing's eyes flickered, and she pretended to be shy and said: "It's a chain~"...
"Good guy!"
The chain definitely doesn’t just mean chaining at the base. It can only be said that Jin Yujing is indeed Jin Yujing. Compared with the poor Bai Yujing who was forced to disperse her wealth, Aunt Jin opened a chain of ski resorts after hoarding food all over the world. , even the amusement parks and haunted houses have taken advantage of the situation to launch new scenes. The wind is rising at the end of Qingping, and it is true that this cold wave has been clearly arranged.
After the meal, several people had a heated discussion about whether to go to the snow resort first to collect the polar bears and penguins as gifts or to go to the archery first to ride the Q version of the pony that condensed the blood and bones of Teacher Qian'er. In the end, Tai Xiaoyi convinced him with one sentence Everyone: "The ski resort will open tomorrow. It's definitely not going to be fun. We have to promote it and there are so many people. It's better to wait for another day."
"Yes, yes, just stop and leave, so as not to be touched by others."
"Can you not go?"
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The next day, at the archery dojo, Li Cang, who was wearing a dark-colored Hanfu, was thinking deeply about Da Leizi, who was carrying two penguins on his shoulders and a polar bear on his back.
Polar bears obviously don't have as high an emotional intelligence as Huahua and penguins, and their personalities are quite tough. They were punched so hard that they didn't give in until they fainted, so that now they look so limp that they look like a bearskin cloak.
The service staff at the archery field have experienced the world, and they smiled without twitching the corners of their mouths: "Miss, we provide pet storage services here. You can go change clothes first, and we will make arrangements for you. Where’s the little baby~”
"Oh~"
Li Laisi, who was shaken and doubtful about her affinity with furry, responded gloomily, carefully placed a polar bear and two emperor penguins into the arms of three staff members and entered the locker room.
Two penguins and a polar bear were stunned for half a second. The polar bear flopped down on its nest, and a weak voice came from under its thick long fur: "Help."
"Should I wipe it?"
"Ah this! I thought he could really be carried! I was shocked just now!"
Li Cang, who was not far away, pinched the center of his eyebrows hard, saying that I am such a reserved person, why on earth are the people around me all wearing conspicuous bags? Why?
"How are you doing?" Lao Wang, who was also wearing Hanfu, exuded an unruly air from his sleeves, "Are the clothes suitable? I have reported everyone's sizes a long time ago, so you can tell me that I am considerate or not!"
"You're just shooting an arrow, do you still need to wear something like this? Exaggerated!"
"What a mighty man!" Lao Wang looked at himself and then at Li Cang, curled his lips, took a deep breath to melt Hunyuan's lower abdomen, and moved a few steps to the side before he felt a little safer, " In this place, you would be a different person if you didn’t wear any clothes. Even though you look a little rough, you still have to pay attention to a sense of ritual in life, right?”
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Li Cang was speechless and choked.
You tii are so stubborn that you are dressed in all white and look like a three-layered candied haws. Do I owe you, and you still want to be disliked by such a candied haws?
He casually picked up a distinctive drink in a flat silver bottle from the table in the waiting area. He only took half a mouthful before spitting it out: "Oh, kumiss?"
Lao Wang bared his teeth: "I solemnly emphasize this! That thing is called milky sweet rice stuffing!!"….
With eyes that were one-third confused, one-third hesitant, and one-third panicked, the young lady hurriedly stepped forward, poured out a little of the liquid in the small pot, looked at it carefully, smelled it carefully, and even tasted it. She said weakly: "No, I'm not pretending to be wrong. Yes, this is warmed sweet rice wine, and the guests said it tastes good." Well, this is a normal person.
and
These are ordinary people. Except for a few fanatics, ordinary people should not be like "I want to give birth to a monkey" when they see a notorious executioner like Mr. Li Cang. , it is normal to be frightened. If possible, can we not go to Class B?
Li Cang's face turned a little red.
I don't know if it's because I'm too ashamed, or because I'm drunk, or a combination of both.
Lao Wang must have discovered it because of his conscience today, and he actually didn't make fun of it: "Hey, they came out, hey, I'll go, no, we are all wearing Hanfu and she is wearing Mongolian clothes, good guy These two big shoulder pads look like cloaks!"
Li Cang tilted his chin and didn't find it strange at all: "She's wearing this just right. If she gets on a horse in a while, everyone except the black-eyed ones will die!"
Lao Wang smacked his lips: "Tsk, it sounds like a ruthless expedition to the West. I have to test you, Teacher Cang. Guess what else Europeans can understand besides German, Humai!" "
"."
"You two have been together for such a long time and you haven't choked yet?" Li Leisi looked strange at first, and then her eyes became intense, "Oh, this young master, hey, would you like to pay me a favor? "
Lao Wang: "Hey, hey, you should respect me!"
Li Laisi frowned: "This strong man, please respect yourself.
, since you have kidnapped someone, let’s go down after receiving the reward! "
"Wipe" Lao Wang felt aggrieved, "little miss"
Tai Xiaoyi just smiled and had no time to talk to him: "This place is pretty good. Well, when will we start playing? How will the reward for throwing the pot be calculated?"
Li Cang's scalp went crazy and he immediately retreated with a sliding step: "You guys are playing with me, I won't bother you, I'm leaving now. Old Wang Kongdao is going to give birth to a baby. I'm going to deliver the baby in a hurry."
"Still want to run? Bring it to you!"
It’s so funny, Teacher Cang is such a shrewd and calculating person, but he loses everything in mahjong, which he is relatively good at, and he comes to a field that he is not good at at all. Isn’t this obvious robbery, can it be called exploitation?
The archery dojo is divided into fixed targets and live targets, as well as foot shooting and horse shooting. In short, it is quite complicated and retro, focusing on one major.
After entering the venue, Li Cang realized that not everyone was interested in this place. Everyone was standing in front of the target. When a few of them entered, their eyes, which were particularly strong and bright due to archery practice, instantly became clear. fell here.
Li Cang:_(`‖∠)_
It seems that only one of them and I can survive today.
Um.
As expected, I felt a lot better when I thought about it like this. Teacher occasionally needs Ah Q's spirit when his thoughts are shattered and his bones are shattered into ashes. Otherwise, he can't kill everyone, right?
Lao Wang didn't care about those things, he slapped his hand and said, "Close the door!"
"Friends, comrades, and comrades-in-arms, today is a great, grand day worth remembering and celebrating. There are close friends in the sea, and we are neighbors in the world. I announce that the opening ceremony of the Baiyu Palace Branch Archery Hall and Teacher Cang The viewing conference fan meeting has officially begun!”….
"Stop hiding, why are you so reserved? Be confident, you spent money to buy tickets, come out hahaha!"
Whoops, the number of people instantly increased ten times.
Nine-tenths of them are women, and the remaining one-tenth are male mothers who are more fanatical and terrifying. In order to support them, they even prepared lights, banners, paper tubes, fireworks, big Kun Kun pillows, flower plush toys, and a four-person team. Wait, wait, wait
You don't need to read the label to know that the only one in the entire base who dares to do this without getting authorization is Jin Yujing.
With just one glance, Li Cang saw many familiar faces, such as his black fan leader, Qin Zhenzhen who was dedicated to selling secret photos of himself in various groups, several nurses and head nurses in the first hospital, and there were many people who were stupid and money was easy to make. You Jinxin, a must-buy seller, and Li Qingyi, who has a high level of seniority.
Moreover, people like Bianxiu, Liao Hongqing, and even Wu Yisong, Jiaojiao and Song Qiang appeared in the crowd with expressions of gloating on their misfortune.
"My surname is Wang, I'm going to kill you."
"Shhh, give me 10%."
"Fifty percent!"
"Twenty percent!"
"At least 30%, who is involved?"
"Qin Zhenzhen, Jin Yujing, little Miss Da Leizi, Zhao Yang, brother Feng——"
"Okay, shut up." Li Cang asked the sky speechlessly, "Placing the archery hall and the foot-washing city together, I'm sorry you thought of it!"
"Hey, you really don't care what kind of suture monster this is. You just asked if this place can become famous today. Also, what is the foot-washing city and not the foot-washing city? It sounds so ugly. There is no distinction between professions. There is no high or low in dreams. This is my long-cherished wish. Do you understand? In addition, I, Mr. Wang, am the largest shareholder of this place!"
Snap, snap, snap.
Sparse applause.
A group of staff distributed small cards to everyone. Everyone who saw them had a share. It said the first [Daily Cup] Archery Trials and so on. It was signed by the 37 Base Archery Federation, and there were also the signatures of a number of sponsors and rewards. It’s not wasted. In addition to a one-year top membership card and a foot-washing package, the champion also has real gold and platinum material rewards, such as a one million base work point card, and a reservation card for dinner with the foursome. It’s worth it. What I mentioned is that one of the rewards is the right to use a small villa in Mingxi Town for one year. The location is excellent and the transportation is convenient, so it is easy to watch and feed.
The consequence of being unable to hold on was that Li Cang chose to abandon the treatment.
"surname
King, are you childish? "
"Teacher Cang, are you happy?"
"roll!"
"Ha~"
Facts have proved that it is not easy to work as a camel in the scenic area, and it is also very hard work to make money while standing up.
Putting aside some undeniable and frustrating atypical facts, in fact, Li Cang still seems very gentle, polite and normal in interpersonal communication, just like the shy neighbor next door in the hearts of thousands of girls, even though This bamboo horse had already asked Lao Wang to ride a wooden donkey and cut him into pieces.
Teacher Cang had a calm expression on his face: "Isn't it just archery? Isn't it just a human being? Who is that? Come here and be the target!"
A staff member: "Huh?!"
"I mean, come here and get me an archery target. Your understanding is so poor!"
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Li Cang was wearing a black fish-scale pleated skirt, holding a heavy bow, and the bamboo basket around his waist looked clumsy and elegant. The arrows inside rolled around and made an irregular sound. Several girls on the staff saw it. She blushed and folded her legs, pushing and shoving Ai Ai in Qiqi, looking reserved and shy as if she was both afraid and afraid of not being able to come forward.
Lao Wang's eyes squinted, displeased, and sneered: "This is just a fixed ring target. We don't shoot live animals now. In terms of points for reporting targets, why did you choose such a heavy bow because you want to deal splash damage and increase your hit rate?" "
Of course, it might have been more convincing if this guy wasn't sitting on a chair with his feet soaked in a foot bath tub and someone was massaging and pressing his feet.
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