world masterpiece!
Li Cang turned around fiercely, and Bai Huazi lowered his eyelids speechlessly: "I'm painting, I'm painting."
It's hard to find anything in the world that can be as terrifying as urging someone to update in person, especially when the person urging someone to update is named Li Cang. Bai Huazi is so weak, pitiful and helpless that he can't even think of delaying the manuscript.
Of course, as the gentle and virtuous young lady who is the moral high ground of the entire air island, she will definitely not make Pharaoh look bad in front of outsiders. She just gave Pharaoh an understatement, while Zhao Xiaoshuang and Gu Mengxi were caught on the spot by the empress of the palace, their expressions The panic was visible to the naked eye. After doing some mental construction for myself with my chest raised and my head raised, I honestly called people: "Hello, Sister."
When they say something, their tone sounds like they are calling her "Tai Nai".
Tai Xiaoyi pinched her eyebrows: "No class today?"
"Hmm, no!"
"Go and play, no drinking allowed, be back before 11 o'clock!"
"oh"
Lao Wang Rumeng granted amnesty: "The little miss is mighty and domineering, the little miss is the best in the world, the little miss helps people in trouble, the little——"
Tai Xiaoyi ignored him: "Leilei, you have dark circles under your eyes again. Auntie hasn't seen you for two years. Wouldn't it be nice to finally have time to spend more time with her? When can't we play games?"
The plastic sisters who were following behind to join in the fun but didn't see it as the fun and were about to become a lively group of plastic sisters all shrank their necks. Li Lai Si felt guilty and said, "Rao Qifang is only fresh for two days. I won't care if I hang around in front of her for one more day." I have to take another day of beatings, oh, I will catch up in two or three days, just two or three days, good little lady, well, you drink this, it is produced by the new brewery in the base, it tastes great!"
Lao Wang added flatteringly: "Yes, yes, the alcohol content is a bit low!"
Li Cang snorted: "Can you still get drunk? Does it make any difference to you what kind of wine you drink? Isn't it the same as drinking electrolyte water?"
"It's not Li Cang, you won't drink if you don't want to drink it yourself, and no one is full enough to persuade you to be a drunkard, don't be a spoiler, okay?"
"Hetui, moral depression!"
Lao Wang's eyes suddenly lit up: "You can hold grass and know how to play with it. Who the hell is this little cutie who came up with the idea to let this alienated antelope fight?"
The farthest place beside the waterfall is the most fun place to play. I don’t know which kid actually stole the alien antelope that the master used for barbecue, and just surrounded the place with pillars and ribbons and started to clean it up. , no one paid much attention at first, but then people from the mountainside villa rushed there in a swarm. Seeing the excited and enthusiastic eyes of those female fairies, they were even more excited than a group of gentlemen sitting in the bank.
emmmm, you are right when you think about it. This thing is much more interesting than fighting electronic crickets. The outcome is not important. Whoever wins is embarrassed. What you win is just the right to choose a mate and the right to bark. If you lose, it will be social death. That's it. Destroy souls, how cruel.
"Teacher Cang, I have a hunch. I think the two of us will go down in history as the instigators of bringing the alien antelope to the base. I'm afraid this thing will become a standard of measurement in some industries in the future. Lucky for the boys at the base!"
When Lao Wang said this, his expression was actually quite serious, but there seemed to be a hint of suspicious superiority on his face.
"Isn't it Wang? Have you fallen to the point of comparing yourself to a child?"
"Keep your eyes open and take a good look. There are no children here. Most of them are older than me. Timi is still a baby!"
"Do you think I'm talking about track line age?"
"Well, I do want to go back to Sky Island!"
"Clam??"
Lao Wang's eyes were deep, and he waved the bottle of wine in a dull manner and said: "Suddenly I feel quite boring. Damn it, it's all thanks to you. You have polluted me into your shape. Now you let me follow you." There is absolutely no sense of achievement for guys like them showing off. Don’t people live just to show off? What’s the point of living a life without being able to show off in front of others? Just say it, it’s boring!”
Li Laixi nodded slightly to show partial agreement. Li Cang didn't know what to say for a moment. The young lady also said in a dumbfounded voice: "Don't even pay attention to him. If he still thinks like this after washing his feet next time, just let me do that." The ham is counting the nine cold days and the rainy season!”
Oops~
To the young lady, this is equivalent to a poisonous oath!
"Don't be so excited, little girl. Try this low-temperature and slow-roasted beef." Li Cang pushed a dozen pieces of beef shoulder, which was as black as charcoal on the outside and tender, pink, moist and juicy on the inside, in front of the young lady and cut a slice. He came down and said, "Yeah, it's a bit special. It has that smoky nutty flavor. It feels good to eat it occasionally."
"The good thing about meat is that it's not easy to make it taste unpalatable." Tai Xiaoyi said after tasting it: "It's delicious, but the color always makes me think it's not fully cooked, or maybe it's on the rails. I ate too much barbecue, and compared to that, I still prefer the stew you stew in a big pot with firewood outside. After the meat is finished, you can stew some wild vegetables and mushrooms in it. The taste is heart-warming and stomach-warming."
Li Laixi said happily: "Yes, yes! The little lady has won my heart! Li Cang is too lazy. Unless he wants to eat, no one can control him. Can't he stew a pot every night? You eat meat?" Wouldn’t it be nice for the little lady and I to stew vegetables and mushrooms?”
"Next time, I might as well make a super big pot and keep it on for 24 hours. It's just a matter of finding a three-dog dog to clean and make it responsible for adding some firewood and some soup~"
"I'm not saying, wait, wait, wait, let's be reasonable, it's not salty for you to talk about all these handsome guys and girls in the world without even taking a look at the music, listening to games, playing or drinking. Are you polite about something that is not trivial? Are you worthy of my hard work?"
"Hey, he's not as good-looking as my Li Cang!"
"It's noisy"
Lao Wang was completely speechless. He felt that he had really sacrificed too much for this family and the unity and friendship of this family.
After Li Laixi solemnly expressed her loyalty, she began to wink: "What new tricks are they doing over there? Are there any performances coming soon? Does Wang have any exciting shows?"
Lao Wang squeezed back: "Don't worry while I do the work, there will be a midnight show!"
Li Cang sighed, glad that he didn't have any concerns about sleep quality: "Don't go too far, otherwise the neighbors will knock on your door if you continue to trouble them!"
"Stop talking nonsense. You are the only one living alone for several kilometers. Besides, who do you think those guys are?"
"wipe"
Looking at the dozens of people dragging their families with their misfits and being cautious and curious about the baby, the answer is obvious. You can always trust Big Laowang in this matter. He is really all-round and perfect.
After all, the side show was once a ruthless kid who left his name in the history of Baiyu Beijing. He really admired and admired Lao Wang, but he really didn’t have any decent adjectives in his mind. The single guy was almost crazy about him after the whole party. , with his older brother, uh, big size, uh, and his considerate elder sister standing beside him: "They are the ones who are really happy. Alas, I was born at the wrong time. Why didn't I meet Cang?" The teacher was so anxious to join the base before, I cried to death!"
Meng Fanting handed Bian Xiu a large glass of beer with a smile, touched him with a smile, and then took a sip of the red wine in his glass: "Did he reject you just now?"
The side show was a little envious of his girlfriend's intellectual and elegant temperament, but he really couldn't learn to drink red wine, so he drank a whole glass of beer angrily, wiped his mouth, and looked around: "Well, I want to compete with Brother Cang. , Brother Cang said that the track line is a matter of life and death, so there is no need to compete. I thought about it, and the style of painting today is really not suitable. Also, Sister Ting, do you know? Brother Cang said that we can do it when we are free. I wanted to go to his empty island early in the morning to gain some experience, but unfortunately I had training every time they went there, so I missed it perfectly!"
emmm, I can only say that young people are still too young.
This has something to do with the style of painting. After all, the side show is a serious "scientific background" carefully crafted by Nightingale. Our elegant guide magician, leaving aside the mountains of corpses and the sea of dogs, may not even be able to set up a military style boxing. Can fight the whole beard and tail!
Discuss?
Wrestling in the cesspit while washing people's faces with the burning of Isolaye?
The sideshow who was deceived obviously didn't know that he was the idol that Brother Cang cherished so much. That person's dignity and elegance were only based on killing all the witnesses. Not a blade of grass was left alive, and every dog that passed by was slapped twice. !
"I know, I know, it's reckless." Meng Fanting's tone sounded a little doting, and he smiled brightly and said: "Come with me, Jinxin and the others want to meet you. By the way, I will be at Yuli for dinner tomorrow. Ya made a reservation, don’t you like their steak and caramel pudding the most?”
"Ah" Bian Xiu's eyes lit up, and he was humbled for a moment, "No, I have training tomorrow, who knows when it will end."
"Then, help you pack it to work?"
"No, no, how much do you need to bring? Those bastards are all bastards. Not only do they steal food and drink, but they also give it back."
"I know, 'Xiu'er, our mother is here to deliver food again', right?"
"Sister Ting, don't listen to those bullies. I'll beat them to death to vent your anger!"
"Goose, goose, it's okay, they are quite interesting, and I am older than you. How about I treat them to a meal sometime next time?"
"A bunch of mouthy weirdos, they can't even speak politely to you when they see you in person, so asking them to eat is worse than feeding a dog."
"Did you spend all your salary this month again?"
"Ahem."
"Don't be afraid, little brother. After training, you will accompany me to climb the mountain. Can my sister give you pocket money?"
"Sister Ting. Sister Ting, don't do this."
"Goose goose goose! Who would have thought that the famous Chief of the Stafford Colosseum is not only a young boy, but also has to live a tight life on a meager military allowance. Oh yes, he has been deprived of food. Let me think about it. What's the reason? What happened in Baiyujing?"
"sister!!!"
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore." Seeing that the sideshow was getting anxious, Meng Fanting said with a smile: "Haven't Stafford's resources in the Colosseum been all used up? The base has used part of it, but Li Cang's part is still there. Even if Jin Yujing changes hands, you should at least have a three-way handover ceremony, right? He can't refuse this, right?"
"Hey! Sister Ting is awesome! Why didn't I think of that!"
"Then? Deal? Come hike with me after training!"
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Three poles in the sun.
Partying all night long should be a memorable event for a normal person, but when Li Cang saw the "bodies" all over the lawn and walk, he felt a bit bitter that he couldn't throw all these things into the mill. deep.
Groups of doglegs came out of the homologous passage: "Go and clean up. Well, first take down the two hundred and fifty from the top of the rockery and waterfall and see if they are dead."
It should be said that San Gouzi is not in the same dimension as Big Gouzi Er Gouzi in terms of intelligence. If those black-skinned idiots come over to inspect the goods, the best result is probably to chew off an arm and leg. The one who called must have failed, and the one who didn't called was of course responsible for adding extra food.
King Mike from the property management office also stayed up all night yesterday, and his people were all lying down together. He forced himself to bring a group of capable people from the headquarters to harvest Qiu'er, and by the way, he mentioned the matter of professional housekeepers to Li Cang.
"Then it's usually here"
"Oh, Miss Suo and Miss Qin should have cleaned it up personally. It can be seen that the two ladies really care about this house. A large mountain villa like this is actually no less than a small castle. Generally, it has At least one professionally trained and loyal butler is responsible for managing the service team, such as gardeners, chefs, cleaning staff, etc.”
Li Cang nodded to express his understanding: "Do you have any ready-made ones over there?"
"Yes, we are responsible for more than 80% of the owners in Mingxi Town. You can rest assured about the security and privacy. I can arrange for the best housekeepers to visit you later, led by Ms. Suo and Ms. Qin personally selected a housekeeper who is in charge of the villa, you see."
"please."
"Don't dare."
King Mike did his best yesterday, so even if he got beaten, he still had to give him face.
But this hasn’t happened yet. King Mike has already begun to envy a certain lucky guy. If he were not responsible for the main affairs of Mingxi Town and was not a professional housekeeper, I, King Mike, would definitely take this position——
It really can’t be done!
The boss is a woman, so you can't use Timi's knife to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings!
After a rough night, Suo Zhihui, who was addicted to the hostess, still hadn't woken up. Li Cang picked her up from the bed with blank eyes. When Qin Zhenzhen heard that she was about to receive a private butler, she immediately became confused: "What?" ?Butler? Can I, I, I also have that kind of thing? Do I, I, I really deserve that kind of thing? I, I, I, am I already among the ranks of capitalists?"
"Why are you making such a fuss! If you make any more noise, I will kill you dogs!"
boom!
They didn't finish the job and fell down. The prodigal women drank tons of wine before they lay down for an hour or two. It would be damned if they could get up!
The second floor is the overall layout. There is only this empty hall-like room. If the three people want to go out, they can only carefully avoid the corpses lying on the floor. Li Cang's mouth twitches: "It's like a crime scene. The wine is not as good as this." As for me, how can they sleep at their age?"
Qin Zhenzhen: "Huh?"
