Chapter 1399 Li Cang: Could it be that he is really a genius?

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He didn't know whether he was right or just worried, but Lao Wang found that the way Li Cang looked at him gradually turned into an indescribable feeling of despair.

Mr. Lu Xun once said: It is very easy for simple creatures like men to make friends. Let alone making friends, it is not difficult to recognize a father. Bringing a meal, a cigarette and a lighter is enough to make them willing to be their adopted fathers. We Big Lao Wang and Teacher Cang have a sustainable life-long friendship. As soon as Timi sticks out his buttocks, he can visually detect how warm the other person's rectum is. Based on Lao Wang's understanding of Li Cang, this is not possible without absolutely legitimate reasons. Guys usually don't behave in public in a manner that is outrageous and unseemly.

In a word -

Ha~

Don't care!

Lao Wang even enjoys the feeling of being cut to pieces by thousands of eyes. I like the way you can't stand me but can't kill me. This is simply a way to experience [Drag Knife·Painful Peeling] over and over again. As for the youth mini version, he doesn't care at all whether he will be super promoted for legitimate reasons afterwards. The main theme is a person who is drunk today and worried tomorrow!

Li Laixi revealed the truth that will definitely happen in the future in one sentence, but the ambiguity between the words is particularly full: "Li Cang hasn't treated you like a big beast for half a month, right? Are you itchy again?! "

Before anyone could react, the expression on Lao Wang's face ranged from shy to coy to lively: "Although I look rough and bold on the outside, I am actually very delicate and passive on the inside. Cang and I The relationship between teachers, how can I put it? It belongs to mutual understanding~"

There are not many people in the world who are so excited that they would rather get involved in it.

Our Master Wang should be considered the best among them.

Li Leisi was dumbfounded and repeatedly considered the length of her vocabulary, but in the end it could not match the depth of being alone. She could injure the enemy eight hundred and lose ten thousand to herself, but she still wanted to green you up. This kind of person would ask you if you are afraid?

Under the disgusting and subtle gazes of a group of people, especially Rao Qifang, Lao Wang not only did not feel ashamed, but his face glowed red and he even looked particularly rampant.

It can be seen that the thickness of Master Wang's face is really a mystery.

However, Li Cang has no intention of making jokes with this guy about shit and pissing. In the time it took him to talk, forty more injected flying zombies were digested and self-digested in various unbelievable postures. The array listed by Fei Zheng is much sparser visible to the naked eye.

Li Laixi muttered: "This posture doesn't seem quite right."

The little lady's face was full of worry: "It's too fast! It's too much! Oh, Teacher Cang's luck is really...emmmm"

It’s hard to describe in one word.

According to their many years of participation experience, the result of this kind of random selection and natural selection in a relative sense is naturally that the sooner it comes out, the better. The sooner an embryo that meets Li Cang's standards appears, the earlier he can put the embryo's Evolutionary branches serve as initial templates for all other individuals to reduce unnecessary loss of raw materials.

To put it less optimistically, the materials they have obtained recently are almost all special products that cannot be copied or replenished. At least the possibility of replenishing them again in a short period of time is infinitely close to zero, and the benefits are maximum under limited conditions. Transformation itself is not an easy task, not to mention that it is also related to Li Cang's unsatisfactory luck.

The air was filled with the weird and suspicious smell of melted flesh and blood. Even the SAN inventory leader like Lao Wang Li Lei, who was accustomed to big scenes, was a little unbearable, let alone those pampered greenhouse flowers from the base. You must know that many people just stepped onto Li Cangkong Island for convenience and freshness. In a matter of minutes, they were rationally buying the bottom under the influence of Li Cangkong Island's bizarre and absurd scenery, intoxicating gloomy music and strange smells. Several girls almost They fell face down to the ground at the same time. If Rao Qifang, Li Lei, and Lai weren't quick-sighted, they would have drowned in their own vomit, or they would have been sent away directly by the gaping abyss of saliva on the ground.

"Well, this smell isn't damn toxic, right?" Lao Wang sniffed and showed a real expression, "It's you, Teacher Cang, who has to deal with mental pollution. Come on, get some three-legged dogs and send people away." Go out and give me some hot ginseng soup or something, and Hanako, you can draw a little cartoon or something, so as not to leave any more psychological shadow on others!"

As a result, Bai Huazi stuttered and said: "Painting, painting can't be done. The ability to paint needs to resonate with emotions. I, I, I, now."

I felt pity for her little face, which was so pale and frightened all day long.

Aunts like Jin Yujing and Kong Jingqiao were already so distressed that they began to cry like darlings. She wished she could hold the poor little girl in her arms and comfort her. As a result, she only saw a big girl who felt like she had opened the door to a new world. The animal's eyes were bright and he couldn't wait to shout: "Oh? So you can draw the bone girl I showed you that day? I must be able to draw it now! Sure enough, where the soil and water support a person! Wow, I'm so awesome. You are a genius, who the hell could have thought of Teacher Cang’s Feng Shui treasure land having such a use!"

Bai Huazi: "."

She doesn't like Bone Girl, she likes Yama Ai.

"Bone Girl? You don't even let go of this kind of ancient drama? You have a wide range of business!" Li Cang thought hard to reconstruct his memory, but because he had never seen it, he knew very little about it. "The scarecrow in my impression seems to be Is he a single dog?"

Lao Wang's eyes were full of disdain: "You know Hammer, you can't judge people by their superficial appearance~"

"careful!"

"Ah~"

A flying stiff body suddenly expanded hundreds of times, but instead of expanding along with it, the huge wings were gradually absorbed by the body. The naked eye could see that under the skin that had expanded to almost translucency, there were strangely colored feathers in the filthy body fluids. The shape is like a wave. It looks soft but is actually extremely sharp. The super-proliferated feathers are like tentacles that are randomly glued together. They suddenly tear apart a skin seal and shoot outward. The speed is so fast that you can even vaguely see the air waves. Mark of.

Li Cang instinctively stretched out his hand to fish, but the experienced Li Laixi ran away a step earlier when she saw that the momentum was not going well. Teacher Cang, who only caught a wisp of wind, twitched her fingers twice in embarrassment, and the glow of the homologous channel shone on her fingers. The tip of the tentacles bloomed, and a four-legged dog stepped out from it waving the giant blade wildly. Without even looking at the situation in front of him, a headbutt hit the top of the feathered tentacles——

Boom~

Wet clumps of feathers were flying around, blue-green blood from the dog's legs was splashing everywhere, and the minor injury of losing half of his head could not affect the logic of the four dogs' actions at all, even though there was no logic in this thing itself.

In short, the scene of a head smashing the first feathered tentacle and flying directly into the mutated zombie body, slashing and chewing with a knife, can be said to be very logical.

After the feathered body fluids and tentacles came into contact with Sigouzi, Sigouzi's body began to sizzle and smoke, and his skin melted like wax into a dark green sticky liquid. It is worth mentioning that Sigouzi's physique is It is really strong and can withstand all-round three-dimensional torture. It carries attributes such as abnormality, alienation, distortion, and cancer, giving it abnormal resistance enough to reject almost any form of pollution, so that this kind of thing can make any alienated bloodline The fatal assimilation of the creature that died from the chaotic disintegration of the bloodline basically failed to achieve any effective progress on it. It even looked like Si Gouzi was using its own attributes to contaminate a chaotic thing that was in the process of bloodline evolution.

There is no doubt that Si Gouzi is flawed. Whether it is mental, physical or blood huge flaws are the kind of ugly scars that can never be covered up. In theory, anything that is slightly similar to the special effects of Li Lace's ferocious dragon suit is elegant. Anything with the effect of the sister's bloodline dissolving rotten curse can directly detonate this time bomb, but Si Gouzi's actual performance is completely the opposite.

The unrestricted evolution process under the intervention and locking of Little Coin Zai is a violent poison to any alienated bloodline creature. This kind of evolution means infinite possible branches. The slightest contact may disrupt any bloodline that is not stable enough. , in human terms, it is not surprising that Big Corpse Brother took a bath and rubbed mud in this puddle of things, but it is quite magical for Si Gouzi to die on the spot without even taking a look.

Such an explosive scene even Li Cang couldn't help but frown and secretly cursed: "Is it really a genius? Instability itself is a kind of stability?"

Li Cang simply waited and watched what happened, and did not stop the abnormal and unstable factors of Si Gouzi and Feizhi's evolutionary form from fighting each other and arguing about their interests. What if, right, he might be able to give us some stupid surprises? Unknown.

Within three minutes, there were only 17 flying zombie evolutions left.

Three of them showed no movement, as if Brother Li Cang and Miss Qiu had given them fake blood. 10 of them had completely lost their shape when they were flying zombies. Their condition seemed to be the same as when Miss Qiu was freshly baked. The nest sac is quite similar.

"It's too slow." Li Cang felt that his liver was trembling. If he continued to toss like this, he estimated that there would be no samples to inherit the evolutionary branches after the attributes were released. His fingers unconsciously fiddled with the halo of the Exorcist Soul Chain, "Damn it. You, please give me some tips."

You must know that the last time he lost his soul, he really made a great contribution. Li Cang did not seek medical treatment in a hurry.

"Raise!"

"Brother Corpse, go and give Goudan some blood!"

"Old Wang, lend me another half catty of your pink-haired rat!"

"Come, come, my little bone sister, I think this thing is destined for you!"

Master Wang:"."

Li Laisi: "."

Tai Xiaoyi: "."

Under the gaze of a group of people who could be described as having their eyes cracked, Li Cang without any scruples dove into the semi-living graveyard formed by the flying zombie liquid, touching here and there, trying to obtain death. Metaphysical inspiration and reminder of Wenhun Chuan.

"Teacher Cang, yes, in this field." Qin Zhenzhen tried to be as polite as possible, "Has he ever failed?"

Lao Wang smiled happily: "That's a big mistake! His failed experimental model converted into paper PPT is enough to burn the boiler of the base for half a year in winter! There are too many technical skills in the evolution of the servant of destiny. After all, In the end, it's all about luck. No matter how complete and logical the entry is, no matter how good the word game is, in the end, you still have to look at the face of someone else's little coin? What should not fail at all? Just don't give you any ideas. Go ahead and die, this stubborn bitch actually has a very bad temper. You have never seen this guy howling madly in the middle of the night, flipping off the table and banging on the wall. Hey, I guarantee you will never forget it~"

"The guy you described is really the same person as the miserable handsome guy in front of me?"

"This, this is called superficiality, and gold and jade are tainted on the outside. Some people look prosperous and beautiful on the outside, but behind their backs they poop and fart. Unlike me, I, the king, never betray others. I am the same on the outside and on the inside. Handsome appearance and a soul like gold~"

Everyone: 乁()ㄏ

After all your nonsense, that shameless bit of bullshit at the end is the main point you want to express?

Putting aside the fact that Lao Wang was hated by people, Jin Yujing had a serious look on her face and said to Rao Qifang: "Dealing with this kind of thing all day long makes a serious person no longer serious. I have pity on my innocent heart, Princess Cangcang~"

Rao Qifang glanced at Lao Wang first, then at the absurd thing where the big boy was, and corrected Jin Yujing's pun: "Normal people! Also, my son can't get out of the mud without getting stained." Pure but not demonic? Lizi, what do you think?"

Duan Li said in her heart that I don’t dare to look at it. I have given up my professional ethics and tried my best to do things that are slightly different from traditional medicine during psychological counseling time in the medical sense. Please don’t embarrass me, a half-hearted psychological counselor. I don’t understand at all. I am not worthy of mentally relieving even a small amount of mental stress on the big boy you are mouthing every bite of. I am not worthy at all.

What was on his mind but he dared not speak out, Che Zhulun talked back and forth, and naturally he had to follow Rao Qifang's tone.

Then Rao Qifang was really inspired: "Since we can't make him give up dealing with dead people, we can only force him to deal with living creatures more!"

"Listening to your words is like listening to your words. Fangfang, you said it very well. Don't say it again next time!"

"Don't we need to train troops at the base? What do you think of just sending people to our island? Killing two birds with one stone will bring good things in pairs! I'm really a genius!"

"Or you could just annoy Princess Cangcang to death."

"Yeah! Teacher Cang will go crazy!" As the number one loser, Qin Zhenzhen probably spent more time following Li Cang around the base to see the world than Li Laixi, and she said with great assurance, "Cang The teacher will definitely be driven crazy!”

"The greater possibility is that this guy will find an opportunity to send all those people to the mill in one pot, right?"

"Zhong, don't talk nonsense!" The young lady tactfully expressed that she believed in Li Cang's character and morals, and then emphasized, "But it's better not to do it. That time in kindergarten can already be regarded as a typical example."

Kindergarten teacher Zhan Shen Cang makes those who ask the question sad and those who listen to it cry.

Next time, no matter how much the base promises more practical benefits, the kindergarten will probably be determined not to ask Li Cang to conduct exercises. The results of the exercises are really outstanding, but first of all, the enrollment rate cannot withstand the torment.

(End of chapter)