A group of fun-lovers were still making noises, but some guy who was watching the fun and didn't mind the trouble suddenly shouted in a high voice from behind: "Look at Teacher Cang's clothes!"
It didn't matter, the bridesmaids all went crazy, and the groomsmen's eyes were all broken. They wished they could replace them with their own bodies. They saw pink slap marks slowly starting to appear on Li Cang's snow-white new shirt and trousers. Finger marks and various messy signs of being ravaged.
As a party involved, Li Cang was actually at a loss.
Lao Wang was overjoyed, and his tone was full of rare wisdom: "Prayer-grade color developer changes color when exposed to the human body. Well, your fingerprints are now on it. If you are not willing to reduce the difficulty of the game, I think I don’t mind passing on your happy traces to Lei, hahaha~”
Li Leisi blinked: "What?"
The bridesmaids quarreled among themselves for a moment, and then they said arrogantly again: "If you have the ability, go get your fingerprints checked! Do you want to know more about the law? The abacus beads have fallen off our faces. You still want to cheat and threaten us. Dream on, you guys, follow Tell me, my aunts won’t do this, sisters, beat them up!”
A group of groomsmen were beaten until they were running away. I don’t know how many times they were beaten. In short, after the mess, Teacher Cang’s clothes and pants were directly soaked in pulp. The traces of the color developer were layered one after another. Li Cang Now there is every reason to suspect that Lao Wang did it on purpose. There are dozens or hundreds of women’s soldiers in Wuyang, Wuyang, and you actually tried to threaten them face to face? This is not wisdom at all, this timi is treating me!
The girls rubbed their hands together in a thoughtful manner, looking at Li Cang's clothes that had almost completely turned into pink, with a gangster-like playful smile on their faces.
"Next level! The facial features are straight! Comrade Wu Yisong! Please come out! Now is the time to test you and your love!" The bridesmaids all put on various masks and dragged out a giant two meters high and four meters wide. There is a magnetic board, which is full of independent eyebrows, eyes, ears, nose, and face in a very Cthulhu style. Pei Qian weighed the palm-width tape in her hand and said: "You can choose three friends, among the facial features of fifty people. Spell out at least five people correctly, including Jiaojiao and Qiangqiang. The time limit is 20 minutes. Every time you spell a mistake, do you see the tape in my hand and do you know how to use it?"
The groom subconsciously clamped his legs. Yes, this has nothing to do with whether he is a hairy person or not. He really cannot afford to lose that person!
After thinking for a moment, Lao Wu stood cautiously in front of the magnetic board. His posture was the same as when he was called to the podium by his teacher to do questions in elementary school. He thought he was cautious enough, but he still underestimated the difficulty of this thing. It is a unique thing all over the world. His eyebrows, eyes, ears, mouth, nose, and face, he looked at this and that, which seemed right. The eyes that he thought were the most familiar were the most disturbing at the moment. The color of the flower grower’s irises was not very distinct, and besides, it was a hundred The placement of the eyes is completely messed up.
"Hey, hey, the groom doesn't even know what the bride looks like?"
"You won't recognize any of them, right?"
“It’s really too conservative to only prepare one roll of tape~”
I don’t know which evil band is smoking, but at this time, they actually played the song "The Most Familiar Stranger" as the BGM for Old Wu of Ma Zhao. I don't know if it will be replaced with "One Cut Plum" later.
"The outline of this face belongs to my little lady, I'll do it!" Lao Wang pointed casually, and before the shyness on the little lady's face hidden under the mask lasted for even a second, she heard that guy yelling: " Well, this mouth must belong to my little lady, but she is so familiar with me, I know my way around you!"
Bridesmaids: "Oh~"
Wu Yisong was still dazzled by a hundred eyes, when he heard Lao Wang shouting again: "You are stupid, pick the easy ones first, Teacher Cang, stop hiding, I can see Dalei Zi's face, Someone else will come later!"
One of the best men weakly raised his hand: "Can I?"
"Is there anyone you know here?"
"have!"
The ending was suffocating. Less than three minutes later, Pei Qian said loudly: "Okay, I know you want to save face for the groom, but you'd better stick the eyes in your hand. The color will fade after a while." .”
Wu Yisong and Lao Wang looked at the handsome groomsman in surprise: "Huh?"
Feng Wenling had no choice but to close her eyes and said with a red face: "It's Tang Hui, I've done it."
Tang Hui was pushed out amidst the cheers of the bridesmaids. She took off her mask and stood in front of the blackboard. Pei Qian stepped forward to check and said meaningfully: "Exactly the same, tell me, young man, how long have you been thinking about our Hui Hui? "
"It didn't take long. No. That's not right."
"Hahaha~"
Amidst the laughter, Tang Hui said angrily: "Oh, stop talking!"
Did you see it? There is a show!
The groomsmen winked at each other, pushed Tang Hui behind him, and then pushed Feng Wenling over. They used their bodies to form a city wall as if they were resolute, blocking the symbolic objections and protests of the bridesmaids: "Why don't you go and have sex with this girl?" Please explain carefully what's going on, don't act like a hooligan!"
"Hey, what do you want to do?"
"Put Huihui back quickly!"
"Ah, ah, it's so sour, I don't agree with this marriage!"
Lao Wang: "Ahem! I've done it!"
Pei Qian motioned to the young lady to come over, but the young lady did not take off her mask, but just shook her head, so Pei Qian smiled maliciously: "That's right! Girls! Give Master Wang a dick!"
"Eh?"
Oh, man, he has a tough mouth and a papery crotch.
These ladies didn't take our Master Wang's dignity seriously at all, and even took off their pants.
"Yo yo, Master Wang, a macho fan, is very good in his boxer briefs~"
"Suddenly I am no longer jealous of Huihui, little miss, ho~"
"These thick leg hairs, it will definitely be more enjoyable and stress-relieving when you tear them off!"
Master Wang was still struggling: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I'm wronged! I'm wronged! I refuse to accept it! It's absolutely right! You have to tell me where I went wrong, right?"
The little lady smiled and said: "Ears."
Lao Wang was silent: "A person can actually know his own ears? Little miss, you are so scheming!"
"Tear~"
"Hiss~"
Accompanied by a harsh and violent tearing sound, a group of elders took a deep breath in sympathy.
There is a huge scar on my head from the mouth of a bowl, but you can’t tear off my leg hair. For men, this thing is like cigarettes. You can smoke them as you like, but if you want to take my one-dollar lighter, I will give you a blow on the head.
Lao Wang's whole face was distorted, and he was speechless in pain. He opened his mouth and howled for a long time before he managed to squeeze out one sentence: "Am I pretty? This thing is a prayer product?"
Pei Qian looked solemn and solemn: "Yes, even if you are a Tyrannosaurus Rex with hairy legs, you can still tear it apart, and it will not hurt your skin!"
"And what's the price?"
"The pain increases 60 times!"
Lao Wang squatted there with his legs crossed: "Beast, give this thing to me, it's enough for me to use the page hammer to apply skin and enchantments!"
"Stop talking nonsense and choose quickly! Didn't you see that our little lady is waiting? If you can't see where the ears are, she might want to tear them apart herself!"
"This, and this!"
Lao Wang grinned as if he was identifying the scene of dismemberment.
The young lady finally nodded, and all the bridesmaids cheered, and their perception of Lao Wang's image seemed to have changed to a certain extent.
Pei Qian said: "Two successful cases, there are still 12 minutes left, wait, Teacher Cang seems to be finishing the fight, uh, what's wrong?"
"Her eyebrows aren't in this."
The bridesmaids looked at each other in confusion, but Li Laixi was very satisfied. She took off her mask and raised her eyebrows at Li Cang: "Rewards! There are rewards for many!"
"Did you cheat?"
"What do you mean?"
"That's right, you're cheating. If you deliberately change someone's eyebrows, he can tell?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Teacher Cang can recognize him even if he turns to ashes. That's more than just talk." Lao Wang sneered: "Teacher Cang can dissect a walking corpse into more than 10,000 pieces and put it back together exactly as it is. Do you think that?"
Everyone present had complicated thoughts for a moment.
However, the conversation between these people reminded Wu Yisong: "I'm just saying something is wrong. There is no such thing as a delicate or rosey eyebrow shape at all. You are teasing me!"
A certain emcee didn't feel guilty at all, and even joked: "It seems that the groom has no common sense. Yesterday he didn't have any common sense, but today he does. The bride's face also includes shaving her eyebrows~"
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Pei Qian waved her hand with the momentum of thousands of troops: "Tear it apart!"
Red socks, red underwear, red belt, and a big red face like a monkey's butt.
Tear~
Tear~
Instantly pale.
Wu Yisong, who was torn apart twice, was about to cry without tears: "Let me think about it, let me think about it again!"
Threading eyebrows represents infinite possibilities. Wu Yisong is also thinking about it. This kind of thing cannot be concealed by covering up alone. He also has a hundred legs to tear off, but since he has to show off his eyebrows after trimming, there must be something wrong with it. Hidden details can be scrutinized
"Wait! This is Jiaojiao, and this is Song Qiang! Jiaojiao has a small mole on her left eyebrow, and Song Qiang is missing a little bit in the middle of her eyebrow!"
"Congratulations to the groom, you are one step closer to the bride. Sisters, it seems that the game you prepared is not working. So far, no one has timed out. I have to take action personally. Come on, except for you three , and find 7 more people who have girlfriends."
"I didn't, come on, Old Xing!"
"I'll come, I'll come."
Pei Qian smiled: "Now, hand over your mobile phones."
The expressions of the ten people suddenly changed.
Let me knock, could it be?
"Yes! It's what you think!" Pei Qian lined up her mobile phones, "The time has come to test your loyalty. Big data can expose anyone. Anyone who catches a video of a beautiful woman will be severely punished. After ten rounds, As long as there is only one person left, you will pass."
The base has already had a local area network, and the short video platform is no problem. Pei Qian clicked on the interface and picked through a bunch of mobile phones: "Tsk, the interface that Comrade Wang opens is the hot dance of southern Xinjiang beauties, punish him!"
The groomsmen group was collectively angry: "You're so good, Master Wang, but you couldn't even pass the first round?"
"Punishment, severe punishment, must be a heavy punch!"
"Wait, what are you doing, why do you want to reward him?"
Lao Wang proudly raised the note in his hand: "I drew lots. Hey, isn't it just a horse step with a heavy load? I can get into this guy's bridal chamber! What about you?"
One pair, two pairs, three pairs, four.
Soon Lao Wang stopped laughing. There were four bridesmaids sitting on one arm and shoulder. It could be said that the whole body was covered with bridesmaids.
Lao Wang straddled his horse and looked intently: "It's just a few people."
The bridesmaids were obviously not suitable candidates. After all, they were all unmarried, so Lao Wang could remain upright and remain calm.
"Then just keep standing~" Pei Qian picked up another mobile phone, "Oh, I didn't expect that Mr. Cang, a thick-eyed person like you, would actually post short videos?"
Li Cang said honestly: "Well, actually I am a loyal user of Ab, a distinguished annual member."
"It's a pity that I won't check Ab today."
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In the first round, nothing happened.
In the second round, nothing happened.
In the third round, four were gone.
Wu Yisong successfully made it to the eighth round and lost himself among the pretty boys in the bridesmaids group. Then a beautiful cook at a red mansion banquet appeared on the screen.
"Take it!"
"No! This is not a beauty. This is an employee of Jiaojiao Factory. This is our advertisement. All the kitchen supplies and textiles used in her video are produced by us!"
"Quia! Add two more people!"
After Wu Yisong was given a malicious penalty, there were only two people left on the court. One was Li Cang, and the other was an Internet-addicted teenager with the same style as Dalei Zi. All the things he brushed out were either games or installed and dismantled.
As for Li Cang.
The bridesmaids and groomsmen have collectively fallen silent: Class V walking corpse dissection, alien beast kidneys and double blood supply system prayer reform, slave bone mass and salt content analysis, micro-engineered bone carving, insect-type alien beasts’ cluster consciousness, slaves Eighteen questions on anatomy
At the end of ten rounds, two people passed, no one cheered, and it was a bit cold.
"If it's Teacher Cang, it makes sense," Pei Qian said, "Congratulations on passing the test, you can go in now!"
Wu Yisong, who was hit hard by the horse step, said in disbelief: "Really?"
Lao Wang: "Oh, that's it?"
Today's Jiaojiao and Song Qiang were so beautiful that Wu Yisong was dazzled and stunned as soon as they entered. The two of them were wearing modified phoenix crowns, phoenix gowns, auspicious clouds, five bats, and crowns. The phoenix bird is carved with precious stones, and the pearls and jade are inlaid with gold threads. It is luxurious and grand. It is not the so-called modern costume worn by Xiuhe.
Others were still wondering why the bride didn't cover her head, but Lao Wang had already muttered: "Teacher Cang, do you think this thing can't be a few pounds heavier?"
"Um"
The groomsmen team's hard work of cheating and abduction came to an end, and next came Wu Yisong's performance time. In front of a pair of parents-in-law and an uncle, they made vows and recited a letter of guarantee, and faced repeated soul torture and torture from the bridesmaid team. To make things difficult, they asked 10,000 questions to test Lao Wu's sensitivity.
"What do Jiaojiao like to eat, drink, and wear the most?"
"When did you start plotting against Qiangqiang?"
"When is Jiaojiao's birthday?"
"What's the most common thing she says when she's with Jiaojiao?"
This question caused a problem, because Wu Yisong's answer was: "You pressed my hair."
The whole room burst into laughter.
"Okay, Jiaojiao nodded. You pass. The next question is: Which sentence do you think is the most enviable?"
"ah?"
"You hit my hair!"
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"You have a partner, a life, and even hair. Isn't this not enviable?"
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The serious group of bridesmaids finally succeeded due to the gags of the good brothers. Considering that there was still a process to go through later, they simply did not waste any more time here.
