Dalei Zi quickly calibrated the time, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, okay, I have a few days left to rekindle our relationship. There are still things to do with plastic girlfriends. Little Miss, hurry up and catch up on your sleep, and wait for Li Cang and the others to come back together. Go back to base!”
"So urgent?"
"If you don't want to be annoyed to death by Jiaojiao, isn't the reminder message here?"
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Li Cang and Lao Wang patrolled the airspace ahead on Gou Kun's back and made a final detailed inspection.
Lao Wang said: "This place doesn't look like a common jump cemetery. Could the jump storm in the tidal zone be a side leakage node representing a random airspace? It always feels like this place has been broken since the disaster happened. It looks like no one has been here before, why does it look so primitive? Also, we have to figure out what to bring to Fatty Wu’s grave!"
This guy talks a lot. Although he says that marriage is the tomb of love, such nagging is too much to tell the truth. Besides, why do you have the nerve to call Wu Yisong a fat man?
Li Cang scratched his head for a while: "Can't we find anything decent in the warehouse?"
"Can you be a little sincere? After all, Lao Wu is also the first among our acquaintances to do important things in life during the Sky Island era. Is it appropriate to fool others with such vulgar powder?"
This question really stumped Li Cang. He had never had any experience in this area since he was a child. But let’s just say, is there a possibility that many people in this world just like vulgar powder, and let us Are all those messy things gathering dust in the warehouse actually worth the money?
All in all, they had to rest and catch up on their sleep first. Except for Li Cang, who was full of fat with Zhan Yangzhan, the rest of the three of them could wait until they were sure it was safe before falling asleep. This was already their physiological limit. reached the physiological limit.
Hive.
Hundreds of dogs are rummaging around in increasingly huge, vast, full and messy warehouses. The thousands of warehouse spaces that have only been opened up in the past six months require tens of thousands of people to use for daily temperature, humidity, storage, dust removal, etc. The number of worker bees serving the machine is very high, and the exact number of various objects inside cannot be counted. The weight is calculated in units of tens of millions of tons.
Even Li Cang himself and Lao Wang, the treasurer, didn't know how many inexplicable things they had stuffed into it. Anyway, they were all "tasteless" sacrifices that were not worth the difficulty of getting rid of them.
While hundreds of worms were rummaging around, there were even more worms helping tens of thousands of worker bees to work overtime in other areas to open new nests to hoard new goods from the mirage area. The entire nest was turned upside down.
Several three-legged dogs in tuxedos stood on either side of Li Cang, carrying shiny silver plates, iced drinks, fruits, barbecue, towels, and mosquito coils, all focusing on highlighting a professional quality.
The black-skinned dogs, who simply couldn't understand Li Cang's broad instructions and what he was looking for, would occasionally put items of whatever size they thought were suitable in front of the unreliable stepfather. There was a lingering sloppiness in the seriousness of the whole scene.
"how about this?"
Li Cang fished out from the pile of things in front of him a flat gold casting with two palm lengths similar to the shape of "Early". It looked like some kind of ancient Egyptian cultural relic. It was some years old, but Li Cang didn't understand this anyway. Who could Got it.
Brother DaZi expressed his opinion in his voice laboriously and rigorously: "Ugly."
"Then melt it and make it into gold bricks later." Li Cang threw the things aside: "You are almost three years old, why are you still talking every word? Go back and talk to Lie Tixi Ya is taking extra classes to learn a foreign language or something, but that girl just happens to be chatting in weird ways all day long when she is free. I look at her and get upset, hold her back for me and don’t bother me, do you understand?"
"Roar~"
Okay, there are no words this time. It can be seen that he is protesting. After all, the big corpse brother doesn't even bother to pay attention to his three wives. How can he be willing to deal with Letitia with his honest and arrogant temper.
Li Cang's dead soul suddenly had an idea: "How about giving me some Zerg bone ornaments that I carved by myself? I have a plague digger who carved them for three whole days. They are very beautiful, thoughtful and meaningful. !”
Teacher Cang was very familiar with the treasures: "The shapes of the green wolf and the human-faced spider are also good, they are huge and full of momentum!"
The magician still had more to say: "There's more, there's more."
Brother Big Corpse remained silent.
After digging through the pile of things presented by the younger brother, he carefully pulled out an antique wooden box with his huge claws and opened it. Inside was a set of pure black cups and dishes, as thin as cicada wings and extremely delicate.
"Roar~"
Li Cang's face suddenly became very ugly: "You are such a traitor!"
Who the hell would have thought that after he, Mr. Li, worked hard all night, this wedding gift would be chosen by the big corpse brother.
Li Cang simply didn't go up. He sat under the insect nest with the natural cold wind blowing and opened the mini prayer interface to count the important inventory in the mill. At the same time, he tried to find the shining point of creativity and the gesture of fighting with the little coin boy.
Early the next morning.
As expected, the three of Li Laisi, Wang Tai, Xiaoyi and others also got off the insect nest. A little girl with no martial ethics opened the box in Li Cang's hand and took a look. He pinched Li Cang's face with a smile and pulled his face. He paused and said, "Hey, you have good taste. Teacher Cang, your aesthetics have really improved!"
"Well, I like this set too. There's not a single extra lace on the whole body. It's so simple that it's almost frigid. It has an indescribable temperament. Well, it's like the bamboo and bamboo mentioned in ancient poems. Cedar, I can’t tell it myself anyway, my ancestors just said it is!” Lao Wang said: “By the way, what is this thing called, Longshan Black Pottery?”
"I don't know, where did it come from?"
"This stall should be the belongings of the old Tsepesh family. I forgot about it. What are you giving me, Dalei?"
"The little lady and I have already agreed. She picked out a few pieces of jade cicadas and jade combs, but she hasn't decided which one to bring yet. I found a set of mother-of-pearl lacquerware jewelry boxes and put a few more pieces of jewelry in them for Jiaojiao to use as family heirlooms. You Woolen cloth?"
"I thought about it all night last night. The old boy will inevitably quarrel in the future. I will give him some practical furniture. Whether he uses it for himself or for family fun, you can see where I put it. Mr. Cang, you can see That big Hästens mattress is missing, please ask those black men of yours to help me look for it!"
Li Cang: "."
A bunch of evil beasts!
How about I just leave all this exhausting work alone?
"Holiday! Wonderful holiday! I finally have a holiday!" Li Laixi cheered an hour later and warned Li Cang: "Don't mention the mill! Don't say your prayers! All serious things are forbidden! Li, please spoil the fun for me again. Stay!"
"I know, I know." Li Cang reluctantly set up the radar reminder, checked the phased array of anti-transmission array missiles that are automatically launched every 15 minutes, and took a final look at the 6th grade Chinese textbook with his tail curled up and gold-rimmed glasses. Letitia from the textbook and Brother Zhi, whose expression was even more speechless than hers, said: "You know what you are looking for!"
Letitia bowed deeply: "Yes, Master."
Big Corpse Brother: "Roar~"
Others took the homologous passage, while Li Cang took the one-way jump point. If it was not necessary, Li Cang really didn't want to suffer the crime of smuggling, but if he took the single jump point——
"Wow, Teacher Cang!"
"Teacher Cang, Teacher Cang, I am Xiao Xiao. I am in my class today. Do you still remember me?"
"Teacher Cang, did you come back this time specifically to attend the wedding?"
"Hello, Teacher Cang, I am Hao Zhixing, a columnist from the Base Daily! What do you think of the recent situation in the base? What are your thoughts on the base's newly promulgated force control regulations? Do you think the 37.35% mercenary tax is reasonable? Hello! Hello? Teacher Cang, could you please answer my question? Just one! Just one!"
Why did timi have reporters start stalking me?
Don't you have anything else to do?
Who is a serious person with nothing to do?
"Hello everyone. Hello everyone."
Li Cangqiang spread out various small gifts prepared in advance with a smile on his face, feeling as if he was fleeing for safety.
"Hold the grass! What is this? A diamond bracelet?"
"Is this Teacher Cang? I love it! Teacher Cang is indeed as generous as the rumors say."
"Look at how you have never seen the world. You have only been here a few days. You will know later. Sister Xiaoshui also received a Hermès Birkin bag before, in green ostrich skin."
"I can't do it anymore," a gay man said, "I can only pick up the leftovers from the young ladies. Last time, a three-stage walking corpse was dissected and disfigured and no one wanted it. In the end, I carried it back. Hehehe. .”
Regardless of the time, the coin throwing tactic always works.
Li Cang had been squatting for who knows how long. The reporters and comrades on several floors with dark circles under his eyes were quickly overwhelmed by the girls' intentional and unintentional obstruction and plotting. They could only watch helplessly as Li Cang rode the car specially placed here for traffic. The heavy machine flew away.
"Huh~"
Li Cang reached out and touched the helmet from behind. Just as he was about to put it on, the translator flashed a red light and spoke automatically, and the voice that came out was still Lao Wang's mean voice: "Found the wireless transmission device, Teacher Cang, it seems there is a kid here." I secretly filmed you!"
"I told you I don't like this new feature."
Changed to Bai Huazi's voice: "Okay, do you need me to convey your opinions immediately to the great designer, the omnipotent Mr. Zhong Jianzhang?"
Li Cang sighed, looked at the small camera in the helmet, and pinched it: "These paparazzi are as hopeless as Lao Wang."
at the same time.
In a cafe 50 kilometers away from the one-way jump point bunker, a female reporter clenched her fists excitedly: "Wuhu, I got it, I got it, they can pay at least 500 coins for this close-up view, and I can finally pay the rent and eat." Dinner is here!”
The female reporter clicked on a chat group on her mobile phone——
"Gouzi: [picture][picture][picture], I present 3 beautiful single-angle photos of Teacher Cang, and a 13-second video of holding a girl in his arms. You have 10 minutes to bid. If no one bids, poor Gouzi will We can only sell the video to the editor-in-chief of the newspaper who exploits employees every day!"
“Ipoh: 150!”
"She Hui from the First Hospital: Where did this sister come from? I'd better save the 150 for licking the screen for free photos, 400!"
"Liao Wenzi: Who brought this person in, so he doesn't understand the rules?"
“11230045: That’s right!”
"Zhu Hongmian: Goose goose, my surname is Li. Instructor Rao is a real relative. Pay attention to the attitude of your words~"
"Yuan Lijuan: The daughter of that legendary figure? 500!"
"Shan Wan: Return Yibao, tsk, 800!"
"Jinxin: 1500!"
"She Hui from the First Hospital: Brother Jinxin, please leave a way to survive! Do you want to collect everything without missing anything?"
"Ding, Zhenzhen joins the group chat."
"Zhen Zhen: Raise your hands! You are all under arrest!"
"Gouzi: Damn it, who brought my mortal enemy into the group to destroy my business, right? The cunning rabbit will be killed by the lackey, right? Do you still have any morals at all?"
"Zhen Zhen: I have Teacher Cang's bed photos! Bath photos! Hot spring photos!"
"Gouzi: Dad! The group leader gives it to you! Please be sure to chat with me privately, I have a friend."
"Jin Xin: Hey, hey, what are you two doing? Want to take it all for yourself? To enrich your own pockets, right?"
"Ding, 'Gouzi' has set the group owner as 'Zhen Zhen'."
"She Hui from the First Hospital: That's right, why don't we just set up a group to pay to watch the files and prohibit downloading, otherwise this group will have offline PK sooner or later. Wait, open the door, and I will bring in a few more people."
Hot Springs Mountain Villa.
"Hmph, you destroyed another den, and you didn't even look at what I do. How dare you make dirty money without telling me?" Qin Zhenzhen, who was sitting on the bench in front of the villa, sent several photos of someone to dozens of large groups. After taking a photo of riding a motorcycle up the mountain to test his skills, which caused a lot of cries and howls, he stood up and waved sweetly to Li Cang: "Welcome home~"
Li Cang stopped the motorcycle: "It's so weird to laugh! Are you in trouble? The kind that Old Man Bei can't hold back?"
"No way."
"Where's my mother?"
"The instructor is at work, Aunt Kong is at home, Sister Leilei is being trained, and she doesn't want to have lunch at home~"
"Should!"
Yesterday, we were going back to the base. As soon as we got home, we ran away without even saying hello. In the eyes of Master Kong, the kitchen tyrant who had been busy all day and night, this was a serious crime that deserved to be peeled off.
Haha, Li Laisi was not unfair at all in this scolding.
Otherwise, look at how Teacher Cang licked it: "I'm starving to death! Aunt Kong, what did you have for breakfast? What do we have for lunch? What about at night?"
Kong Jingqiao, who is always unsmiling in the kitchen, has a quick and gentle facial expression, which can be described as kind: "There is longan and lotus seed porridge in the white pot. It is not very sweet. I have a few dishes here. It will be ready soon!"
Li Laisi kept her face dark and mouthed silently: "Haha, friend of women, the Great Tengu!"
Li Cang winked at this girl proudly and slurped down his porridge: "Guys who don't know how to assess the situation usually die miserably! That's it? You say I have no emotional intelligence? Why are you so embarrassed?"
"Eat, eat, eat! I'll fight you to death!"
Pa~
Li Leisi was knocked on the head by Chef Kong.
Chef Kong, who was holding the dishes, turned around and faced Li Cang with a smile on his face: "The violent maniac won't be back at noon, and Goldfish is also busy. Let's eat first. Look how thin you are. You haven't eaten well recently, right?" How can you succeed by relying on skills? People are like iron rice or steel."
"I'll serve you the food!"
"You sit down, there's no need for that little clock."
"Yeah!" Lao Wang hurriedly put down the porridge bowl, wiped his mouth, and almost stood up to salute, "What's wrong, Mom? I'm here!"
Kong Jingqiao pointed to another larger black soup pot: "This is yours."
Lao Wang looked confused and hesitantly opened the soup pot. Based on his meager knowledge of medicinal materials and abundant practical experience, he could roughly identify the medicinal materials: raspberry, dodder, privet fruit, schisandra, wolfberry, aconite, astragalus, morinda, epimedium, antlers. Jiao Yang Qi Shi.
wait.
The muscles on Master Wang’s face were twitching:
Li Cang!
Look at the evil you have done!
You are so guilty!
You really deserve to die!
Li Cang said with a kind look on his face: "What are you doing standing there in a daze? Aunt Kong thought, drink it while it's hot, you'd rather~"
"I"
"That's right, drink it while it's hot. I added some sweetness. It tastes more medicinal when it's cold!"
"Okay mom!"
"Aunt!"
"Okay Mom! Got it Mom!"
Kong Jingqiao shook her head helplessly, not bothering to correct this shameless guy: "This kid"
